₦airaland Forum

larryray26:
Its not a 6years old phone and please if you don't
have something good to comment leave the topic,
its not by force to comment. Its London used but not dumped, only used for months. Its a clean phone. Moreso, you can create your own topic.
Nigerians must talk so you can be noticed

wth dyu know about phones? Its cuz u were opportuned to own an iphone 4 which I'm sure one uncle of urs sent to you cuz if u had bought it, I'm sure u would have known the right amount to sell It... The phone must look like an iphone 5SE to you. Noob

used iphone 4 for 35k? God go provide u with ur own maga o. I don't wanna insult u

refiner:
anyhow my man wants it will be perfect for me since I love everyfin abt him....so I sure will love anyfin he comes up with!

but for how long? Recieve sense sis

What is BDC Please whenever you are writing, the first time an abbreviation appears in your write-up, always write it in full. However, subsequent appearances can be abbreviated.

captainmilk:
As a guy,I sometimes encounter some stiff opposite from some type of stubborn girls who always love playing the game of 'hard to get'.
But like the old adage says "Where there's a will,there's a way". .. So I've come up with these 9 points to make us win the heart of dat special gurl.

1. Shower them with money
Ladies as we all know love money,they love someone who will always take care of their little needs like recharge cards,snacks and other miscellaneous stuffs. So as a Guy,don't be stingy to spend on dat stubborn gurl you've been toasting.

2. Act Matured
Ladies love responsible guys,who is always calm even amidst provocation,so as a Guy,make sure u give her dat impression, dat will make her see u as someone with a "nice" character.

3. Don't show them you're just after sex
Don't give dem the impression dat you're after their body or you're attracted to dem via their booty and boobies ... cuz they see such guys as perverts... WildFlame,Tosyne2much shey una dey hear

4. Give them gifts
Always know that as a guy,one of the ways to get to a woman's heart is through the "Gift Way"... intact never underrate the power of gifts.. even if its just a simple garden flower to a Porsche wristwatch ... gifts makes ladies drool and blush in their abstract fantasies.. and its YOU who is the centre of it

5. Use captivating grammars and tenses
We cannot rule out the power of words.. I remember dis particular girl I was toasting, omo as I don prepare my words and poems finish, I just dey copy and paste am for her... she just dey blush like one Christmas Turkey... lol...

6. Dress decently and attractive Give her the impression that you're a gentleman .. if you dress like all dis gangsters .. she go run na

7.Be confident when around her If you dey show her sey u dey nervous, oboi na fucck up be dat ooo... Ladies love confident men.. at least we get dem for NL like dem SmellyMouth, Maxi112 and Co

8. Make I drop my pen ... you can add yours.

you just listed 7 ways to become a maga

dedons:
APC don finish this country oooo...

Chai!
Change indeed.

APC kidnap your mother?

PoliticalThuG:
how can u tell?

where you see mugun for here

PoliticalThuG:
yes. She was an addict

this.guy.can.lie

djkirkoo2:
GEJ built all these schools

with whose money? His money? They are all cover ups for wah he embezzled. The EFCC bird would soon start hovering around his resident.

Yomiesnug:
Politics in every sector

cuz he doesn't want to be set up. If it were you, you'll do the same just to prevent your government from being sabotaged by these people (that's if you are wise).

no wonder some parents don't support their daughters becoming a model, cuz there's no skill in it, even bread sellers can do it.

Dekatron:
Is it hereditary?



Oyibo kids dey always type very fast. Me wey don dey use PC everyday and type for some time now still dey stutter and look at my keyboard. Abi na film trick? Na only me observe that thing?

your comments look like that of 2001

Godmother:
Just let her know you are upset she kept something so big from you. That's actually the only thing you can do


Check my signature for natural ways to tighten a loose vag.ina

Can you show me the before and after photos of yours?

ikekings:
Seconded.. ..

please o , i also need her number, so pass it when you get it.

maybe he go dey carry work for head forget say children and wife dey house

CaroLyner:
So she keeps count of all the men she has a thing with....I dont believe this

yes, i know you can't believe it because you have lost count on the number of men that have daggered you

After you carry any street girl give belle, you go con dey run up and down say she dey misbehave. You no court person pass three months, you don already impregnate her. I believe the girl doesn't even belong to a good family

Thank God I'm addicted to phone. Cuz if not, I wouldn't have stumbled upon an article like this

End time post on end time FP.

How has that affected the price of rat in Lagos

joborskill:
Pot abusing kettle. Refund 16billion dollars power fund first before blabbing. Grand father of corruption

if it's necessary that pot must abuse kettle for all these National House of Assembly brouhaha to be put to a halt, then let the pot abuse the kettle.


I guess you hurriedly typed that without thinking so as not to miss out as the first to comment, which to some of you, is equivalent to a gold medal.


GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY!

Anna Banner and Nairaland. If u want to make front page just tag Anna Banner

Anna Banner and Nairaland. If u want to make front page just tag Anna Banner

It's like your dadd.y is m.ad

end time FP

you forgot to add tattoos on his arms. Phoolish OP

Dirkcoyt:
No child is a bastard! They were given birth to the way every other child was given birth to!

Only we humans with warped ideology tells ourselves when a man and wife comes to get to swear an oath and give birth is a legal child!

What makes a child legal? Your warp minds says when a man and woman are bonded in oath with a ring to produce a child its an holy sex but when they have sex together with no laws or oath its an unholy sex!

One or two ways every family have a child out of wedlock! Every child was given birth to same procedure "sex"

I don't think there is a holy or legal sex! Sex is sex!

Hypocrites! Premarital sex is sin, but married sex is not! Is there a different method they arrived at end result (child) at end of the day? No!

The only difference in any form of child "wedlock or not " is the style the parent used during sex!

so you are wiser than your forefathers.

anonimi:
Has anyone considered the ecosystem BENEFITS of the rats in the markets

ecosystem benefits and lassa fever wey fit kill you like chicken. Choose one

360ng:
Poverty Ambassador...

you said Mercy Johnson is fresh, hence you need a celebrity boyfriend right? i am sure you weren't brought up in a comfortable environment. You lack a lot, you also lack common sense. I rest my case!

360ng:
She don fresh up oh..chai, i need a celebrity boyfriend... God help me..

money monger.

bongolistik:
He wants to boost his mama 10k, unfortunately his mama 10k started boosting him

he should tell it to his mum as e take shele