E be like 9ja and Pakistan dey compete... Just that 9ja own dey on slow motion.

Women we created for companionship... When did we start looking for money Money that doesn't even mke one happy

APPEARANCE! I can never, ever fall for ugly guys...not even as friends..then money and the rest comes to play

Hi guys. ..am so annoyed like right now for some days now I scroll through my Facebook with fear in order not to come across this usual post of a girl singing with no hands and legs or babies joined together..some will say "7years of bad luck if u just scroll without typing amen, some will say you're heartless if you ignore this post without saying amen.. They go as far as sending a message is JESUS the savour of ur life? If yes send to 5 people if you ignore..Satan will come into your life sometimes I type amen or send out of fear...guess am not the only victim.

1. Must the guy always be the one to pay the fare in a transport bus? 

2. Why do ladies really need guys?

3. Why do ladies always have a make-up kit in their bag? 

4. What is the connection between a female's upper and back region and the eyes of a guy?

5. Why do guys call themselves "polygamous in nature" and yet want a monogamous family?

6. If ladies say "all men are the same", why are they still single? Can they just choose any?

7. Why do ladies claim that their Turn Off is Dishonesty but always fall in love with liars? 


It may sound irrational to you but in it has the answers to many "encoded things.

Advice him as a friend. .maybe his happiness is misplaced....Men!

Try not to interfere in their relationship, she might have noticed your over closeness with him that's why she said that....One good turn deserve another remember?..mind how you play and act with him you're friends remember? Because if he ask u out now would you agree? Be warned....advice him to be more caring and you Watch your boundary....cus if your boyfriend dose same ur tears will turn blood...try and be friends with her too.

For all the guys saying trash here...u lack common sense....but we the ladies wash, cook, clean, for you even f**k your bended d**k yet you can't touch our hair..Some say if it's clean they will....are your cloths clean or your house? You know what for all those saying trash You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my backside which I can't...at least do that with joy.

No, am counting the alphabet

Hahahahaha...bros you girlfriend has every reason to be brutal and violent. ....hahaha violet ni brutelly kor.. ...she's always with DANGAR plsss matureds advice plsss. ..hahaha boy shift this post to joke session.

take us by suprise..is better that way.

Shey army say they done win this battle.

I am preparing for an exam and I got a hint this will be one of the major questions...so I decided to ask it here before the exam.."Pls between national cake and national yam which is bigger" ?? am so lucky to be here cus you all will help me..Thanks in anticipation.

Macclane:
Yeah the topic is some how confusing but let me try and break it.
I have a friend (female ) for a long time almost 3 years now, we were soo close dat we know each others likes, dislikes, hobbies and lots more.
And now strangely, I started fall for her out of no where, I don't feel ok if I don't talk with her, when ever I'm depressed, she calm me down, when ever am upset, her presence makes me feel better. I know it will sound to her some how if I ask her out after being her friend for long.
So now am asking your suggestions, how do I ask dis lady out? Because if I ask her out, she will be like, ah ah, for how we've been? It will sound like am asking her out. So how do I ask her out without asking her out?

Nders your good surgestions pls.
I knw I can't stop the bad ones bt trow evry thing you have here. Tanks great Nders!

don't ask her out. ..let it just happen. .sometimes try so that you guys can be in a quiet place...my relationship started this way my bf now. we got close sometimes I helped him settle quarrel with his gf....when they finally broke up..He told me he wanted a Friend not a gf. .we became bestie and go for sit out and we always have fun together..One day he looked at me in a different way and felt like kissing me but couldn't I ask him if he wanted to kiss me he said YES! I allowed him kiss me since then we've been together as bf nd gf..but it just happen..that's why I sometimes get angry if a guy ask me out...she might get confuse whether to say no or reduce the way she's around you or in most cases she will start feeling fly nd mk u hate her. ..tell her more about your intimate life nd listen to her response.

God has use you to make his word concerning their life come to pass. .go and be the best man since he's your frnd. ..or support them...and pls keeping helping your good friends that have eyes for good women get married soon...you've just full filled your destiny on earth. ..now you can die in peace. .

vick555:


That could be deceptive you know.

that's because yours didn't match.

AY pant wants to tear ..

Dah leave me oh. ..there's no such thing...After all the killing done by BH this crowd still remain...9ja my country

I don't stress that far...I stylishly look at your thump and boom I got the size...wink*

Women, breast and bra struggling back to back since 200years ago...pls baba I ya yan takeover

Isitdownwhenbuharistand...smh

tommychow:


Nothing wrong with not wanting to marry a poor guy. 99% of Nigerian women think that way. You advised women to marry "rich men" like they're enough to go round. Btw, not being rich doesn't mean being poor. There is wealthy then rich then comfortable then middle class then hustling then poor. Cool.

now that you spoke responsibly I understood you....

tommychow:


Nothing wrong with not wanting to marry a poor guy. 99% of Nigerian women think that way. You advised women to marry "rich men" like they're enough to go round. Btw, not being rich doesn't mean being poor. There is wealthy then rich then comfortable then middle class then hustling then poor. Cool.

now that you spoke responsibly I understood you.

tommychow:


First, At least take off your pic. Coming out openly as a gold digger can mess your future up. THINK!!!

Second, stop talking as if all woman has to do is decide to marry a rich man. In this broke-ass country? And who told you a rich man would marry your cheap, lazy, thirsty, desperate ass?

To a rich man, there are about 200 fine women to pick from. Godspeed.

I won't take off any pix. ..it's my opinion if you don't like it go kill yourself...The bible didn't say if we ladies don't get married we won't make heaven...even so many marriages can lead one to hell...I won't marry a poor man that's final...I don't depend on you guys at all but I'm not going anywhere near a poor dude...I'll rather stay single than hook up with a guy I love,because of some mess my love begins to drop and I hurt him by walking away...The goal this 2016 isn't about more money but living life on my terms. Period! !!!

They're busy gathering footballers when their network since late 2015 suck...gosh it's annoying. off and on. .I've to study my network now before posting something on net

Decker:


Okay, what do you want from me? You want to talk to me? Okay, let's talk.

What's really the problem?

am done talking...cha cha. ..before you start asking me out and become more unfaithful...byea and watch me keep to my words. That's how I've lived till this point.

dollyjoy:
work,make a name for useful and watch your man treat you like a goddess!!

I'm so doing that, in my final, I have a makeup studio and many other business...even at that I won't marry a poor man.

Decker:



Sigh.

you're not a man of your word.

Decker:


Please can you do me a favor? Just stop quoting me...ever. I don't want to see you anywhere near my mention or see you quote my username ever again. Please!

If you quote me again, I won't reply you.

Good day.

talkative...Instead of you saying this you would've kept mute...that's what classic men do..oh my bad you're not.

Decker:


Lol. This girl leave me alone please. Ah Ah.

I don't like you. It's not by force to talk you na. Why are you disturbing me like this? I have already made it clear that I don't like you. You have a boyfriend who is still managing you despite how unattractive you are, both physically and in character. Is that not enough? I am not interested in you.

See me see wahala.

you're clone to you phone aren't you suppose to be busy working or something like that....oh you're waiting for her to come bk with th money. .okay I get

Decker:


Lol. This girl leave me alone please. Ah Ah.

I don't like you. It's not by force to talk you na. Why are you disturbing me like this? I have already made it clear that I don't like you. You have a boyfriend who is still managing you despite how unattractive you are, both physically and in character. Is that not enough? I am not interested in you.

See me see wahala.

wanna know one of the many reasons I said men are unfaithful. ..because 3 of the guys asking me out now have a babe at least the one I know of...you know the rest...stop blabbing.