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mosho2good:
The Covid-19 was manufactured in a laboratory to control the world population.The testing of the virus was planned to be staged in # Wuhan,a province in China because it is the most populated country.
To understand my write up,have time and watch these movies.
1. PANDEMIC on Netflix.
2.THE LAST SHIP(Season 1-5)
3.BLACK DEATH.
4. Contagious
Hollywood and other movie industries were aware of the Covid-19 and it was the reason they made these movies to predict it's spread.
Justia Patent owns the right to this virus and the deadly African swine flu.
The virus was created in 2018.
Bill Gates predicted this Covid-19 virus like he did with the Ebola virus some years ago because he knew what was being done by # Justia_Patent .
The Bill and Malinda foundation gave 9 million dollars to # San_Diego Laboratory in Philadelphia to produce a vaccine for the Covid-19 virus and will be distributed through # INOVIO_Pharmaceuticals .
The vaccine is out but will be released in the summer.The vaccine I understand has been tested on bat and a pig.
The reason why the Covid-19 virus is more dominant on the white people than Africans is that,viruses are formed with protein and every protein has a gene in it.When two different genes meet,there will be reaction.So the gene in the protein was made to react with another gene from a whiteman precisely a Chinese man because their target was to control the population in China.
This is the reason why the virus can not stand a temperature above 26/27 °C.It is more effective in a whiteman than a blackman.
It doesn't mean Blackman can not be affected by the virus,but the rate of damage the virus can cause in a Blackman will be minimal compared to a whiteman.
There is an Association called "The New World Order" which is behind most of the pandemics that has hit the world.
They have so many ways of controlling the population for the world.
1.They use nuclear weapons as a tool.
2.They use biological weapons as a tool and
3.GMF (Genetically Modified Food) as a tool.
The Covid-19 will be ineffective in the summer because of the temperature in Europe coupled with the vaccine which will be released in the summer,but will come again few years later.
Covid-19 will not be the last virus to hit the world,different ones will come all because of the mission of "The new world order".
NB:You will not get this information on Google because Google is an umbrella on "The New World Order".

Please how sure are you of this information?

[quote author=Kylekent59 post=87787918]People don't practice social distancing here in Lagos.

Some people just don't like complying to safety rules.

I was overwhelming when I read one of Explorer's thread on how some countries are practising social distance.



If only our mentality could change, the rate at which people contract this virus would reduce.

If you doubt me, on Saturday, look around for a field and see for yourself if people are playing football. There your answer comes.


I came out this afternoon to get something from a store not too far from my home. I was on my mask and my hands sanitised. I was at the junction about to cross, then I saw a shuttle (just like keke) carrying full passengers( three behind, three in the middle, one at the front), as I was about crossing, they were all looking at me. I too looked at them and nodded my head to them.


My question is "don't they read news?", are they even aware of the virus?, haven't they bothered to ask people why the protective kits?

We really need to be serious about this virus.
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Funniest part is,they'll be looking at you like Na you Sabi apply caution pass ABI?
It's terrible,

Davash222:
From Lagos to Abuja...from Abuja to...you know the rest.

To senators and other top govt staff

LifestyleTonite:
Those who wish for me to have coronavirus will have HIV - Governor Yahaya Bello


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjpelwdxBR4

Too petty Mr Governor

Abfinest007:
d way d virus is dealing with d aso rock pa is very interesting but d point i don't understand is why d virus has refused to contact buhari or is it that d virus don have buhari's number

Oga you're not serious o

FemiMaduka:
The lines are getting blurry. What are people fighting against?
1. Collection of Tithes and Offering?
2. Financial misappropriation within the church?
3. The Church?

The direction and tone of criticism seem to suggest that people are just mad that churches exist. And this is a curious reality.

Right from the early times, in the days of pioneer Christians like Peter, Phillip, the Ethiopian, Paul etc., the church (congregation of brethren) has always been run on benevolent donation from the brethren. Paul of Tarsus, in his numerous episcopal journeys, not only got donations from the brethren, he also got free lodgings and provisioning. He spoke of these in his epistles. So why should the formula change today? And to what? I know that Christians have to enforce prudence and accountability within the church, but we can not continue to throw flaks all over the place blindly.

There are a lot of ills in the church today that a more thorough education and a better living standard would eradicate. No doubt.

I am 100% against financial impropriety, but people need to understand that churches will continue to run on the charity of its members. People should pick a sustainable fight and cut this one loose.

It is the height of foolishness and officiousness to go on a campaign of condemnation against a church just on the basis that it takes benevolent donations (tithes and offerings) from its members. Every church does, and has always. We might be dealing with an agenda here.

On point

Iyiataata92:
I'm still trying hard to find anything funny here

Sometime you wonder if it's compulsory that people respond to a write up. I'm also trying to map out the joke there that made the fellow laugh

Osagyefo98:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2020/03/change-amotekuns-name-to-oduduwa-guards.html?m=1

What's their business with whatever name they choose to call it

henrygale:
Lol
Evidence?

I didn't snap it na

QuickStandard:
He's a learner.....
What some of us have done, from making food, babysitting, and backing my kids.
This guy hasn't even started

No mind am

HappyNigerian:
A proud father shares this;

Babysitting isn’t an easy task, especially when your 6-month-old knows how to scatter your settings with crying when she is hungry!

Story of my life -I learnt to do homemade baby food in 5 minutes, as if I had been doing it since 1999.

It’s not funny but I will make the gist as interesting as I can.

Here we go.

Growing up was like daddies are not usually experts at making baby food but at least they do the feeding part well. Hmmmm…

Deola, our first child, changed it for me in such a dramatic way that it will take a lifetime to forget.

Yes, I have been helping out with feeding and other tasks when summoned. However, preparing meals and feeding our baby all alone has not hooked me like this before.

This particular afternoon ooo… Sweetheart went grocery shopping and Deola was about to sleep when she was about leaving the house.

At least it looked like she would sleep off quite soon.

So, I agreed to take charge till my madam came back hoping that baby girl would enjoy her sleep while she was away.

Little did I know that I had set myself up for mild drama.

Shortly after sweetheart left, baby girl shine her eyes to the fullest. Somehow, sleep walked away from her cute face.

I introduced biscuits and toys to keep her busy. It was working, I was happy.

I wasn’t a bad babysitter, after all. Abbi?

Few minutes later…. Story changed… Deola wanted more than biscuits…

I formed Wizkid. I formed Yemi Alade… Woefully, my talent failed me.

Baby girl was not having any of my dry performances. She wanted a nice meal.

Then, I realized that my Egungun done enter express finish. How moto no go jam am now?

Since Google has always been my friend, I walked up to his sister, YouTube. I asked her what’s up? Man badly needed to prepare 6 month baby food.

After sieving through a couple of videos, I found Nuttymeal Pudding Recipe.

Luckily for me, Jaden’s Nuttymeal was chillin’ somewhere in the house. That was how I followed the video ooo.

As the water was boiling, I was making paste with Jaden’s Nuttymeal in her plate.

She did not even send me… As if she knew that each time she screamed, my BP rose, she was dropping it like Mr Macaroni's skit.

I wasn’t doing well at all. I felt like I was punishing her for staying with only me at home. Everything was just annoying me.

As I poured the Nuttymeal paste in water on the fire, my phone rang.

Guess what? Honey was close by. …

ALAS, she was stuck in traffic about normally 6 minutes’ drive to the house. A naughty truck had broken down and had to be moved before she could get out there.

All my hopes of getting help in a few minutes time was dashed all over again.
I took heart. I kept stirring the paste in the pot as it was gradually becoming a proper meal.
I became gradually happy. I covered and left it on fire for a while to get done.

Meanwhile, baby girl was beginning to calm down. Guess she pitied me when she saw hot sweat trickling down my face out of perspiration.

3 minutes later, her food was ready!

She made my job easier. She was taking it as I was giving her.

Funny thing was she slept off almost immediately she finished eating.

Make I no lie, it pained me that nobody witnessed my pain and agony to tell me sorry dear.

I tried telling the story of how Deola dealt with me personally in her mum’s absence to her. But the fact that she was fast asleep as if she had been like that all day made my crybaby narration weak.

Anyways, I survived.

I made her a nice meal when she needed it. And that was all that matters.

I am better prepared now. My baby won’t cry next time she needs homemade food because I am a better dad now.

If you are claiming to be a proud dad and you have not made baby food in 5 minutes like me, find your mates elsewhere abeg. I no be your mate. Lol.

Tah, shift, me that made same for my 5 months princess in 3 minutes. You're still a learner. �

postbox:
https://brandspurng.com/2020/03/19/fg-releases-n20billion-for-the-east-west-road-project/

These people are not even talking about releasing money for mass fumigation or mass purchase of mask or something to contain the spread of the virus, Na now then know say dem go construct road

nappy760:
did your parents send you to school to find a wife?...just curious

No mind am, pikin wey dem send go school dey their dey do another thing, Na wa for nairaland o, no means of regulating stuff here

FuckThaMod:
If we start attacking now they will call us fulani herdsmen.. Look now they can't even control their dogs. It's okay

You should be investigated by the police for this statement

MetaPhysical:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/03/15/police-launch-manhunt-for-killers-of-herdsmen-in-kogi/

Ah, what of the herdsmen that have been on a killing spree

yanabasee:
From the report, NOTHING was stated on how they will manage the economy...


They only said, that they will slow down things.. What will they slow down?

To kill the panic, they went further to say that, they will not relent to funding agencies....


Nigeria is a big joke....

China quarantine almost the entire country....fed them and they have been working on the solution and their economy is still very standard..... No African countries can survive what China is going through with....


We need to work on our leaders that will be able to change the entire system an give us a country.... Because, Nigeria is not a country but a settlement.....

I thought I was the only one who noticed she didn't say anything, just made a sentence with loose ends

Stevecovey:
Fatima Ajimobi, one of the daughters of Kano state governor, Ganduje, and inlaw to Senator Ajibola Ajimobi, has slammed her father's detractors on her social media page.


Source:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9n-1-9n30S/

What a fool, coming out online to embarrass her father thinking she's standing for him

Welrez:
https://leadership.ng/2020/03/12/anti-amotekun-protest-rocks-lagos/

This is the reason it will be difficult to put things right in this country. An outfit that was set up to checkmate the activities of killer herdsmen and bandits as alleged, seeing the government at the center have failed and some misguided elements are against the outfit? Nigeria is just filled with people who cannot swim against the current

Antoeni:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/03/09/bishop-oyedepo-vs-buhari-you-need-to-examine-your-head-apc-blasts-winners-chapel-go/amp/

M
Who is this uncircumcised fool talking to someone way older, richer, bigger in every regard than he is?
Political appointment makes some fools wallow deeper in stupidity.
So someone should not express the obvious truth on the state of things since this wicked government came on board?
Indeed, your days are numbered

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/well-find-sponsors-of-boko-haram-soon-presidents-aide-onochie/amp/

Soon as I saw the caption I didn't bother reading

iwaeda:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/boko-haram-will-soon-be-crushed-buratai-assures-nigerians.html

These guys no dey even shame sef, they can't even construct a proper speech of reassurance to a populace that is fed up, these sounds like casual crap coming from an unserious fellow. People are being killed, maimed,kidnapped etc and all that can be said is this garbage.

govomotors:
Every penny needed to rehabilitate BH, should be use for our gallant soldiers welfare.

The children of those that died or missing in action should be given full scholarships up to university level.

This will give them the needed moral to fight knowing very well that no matter the outcome of the battle, his/her children will have a better future.

BH is our common enemy, let stop the move of feeding our enemy with tax payer money.

While should my bank deduct 7.5% from my withdrawal as vat for the government and how am I sure some of the deduction will not end up being use to support repented BH.

Any man that carried arm to fight Western education, should be give hoe, shovel and Cutlass to farm once repented and not going to the western world to be educated.

Seconded

dre11:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/herders-kill-three-rape-traditional-rulers-wife-sisters-in-law/

The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Catherine Sewuese Anene, said he was yet to receive the report at the time of filling this report.
Is there ever a time they'll not wait to receive the report?

Mimiey:
Hello Nairalanders.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, claims to want a serious relationship. Can he really be serious about being serious or he is just a play boy?

So I met this guy about two weeks ago close to my street. He calls but I hardly pick. Eventually, I picked and he asked if he could pick me after work and we hangout. I accepted. He picked me up after work last week Friday. He was quite interesting and funny, he talked freely like he had known me for years but he was really so touchy, I had barely spent 5 minutes in the car and he was already touching my shoulder and even when we were inside the bar, he tried tickling me, at a point, he put his hands close to my waist, I removed it. We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship. When he was dropping me off, he asked for a close hug, I hugged him and he wanted to pull me closer and kiss. I broke free and got down. He said I am not nice.

Well, we met again on Monday, I took just water intentionally. This time I minded the distance between us. He wanted to see again on Tuesday, I declined. Then at work yesterday, he asked to see after closing. I told him he can come briefly to my work and we can talk a bit in the car and part ways. He said he would like to host me at his house instead, I declined.

Anyway, he came, I got in and he started driving and saying, I will know his house today and besides his phone battery his low. My mood changed immediately and he tried to guilt trip me and said okay should we stop on the road and get a place to charge his phone. I then told him to continue driving to his house. He stopped on the way and got snacks. We got into his house. It was nice and neat.

Then we were watching a movie, he sat down and placed my leg on his, I was cool with this. Then he made moves to kiss and I declined and pulled away. All of a sudden, he started breathing fast, hugged me so tight and kissed me despite I kept pulling away and didn't kiss back. I am weak when it comes to my Bosom, then he got there and gave me the roughest and painful squeezing I have ever experienced. I haven't been with any man in about 7 months now, I am single and It's hard for me to do a little thing as even kissing randomly. So he got me there when he got to my bosom but it took only just few seconds to snap out. He continued panting and begging for me to reciprocate, he is so hard and hasn't felt this way in a while.

I told him I don't want this, he went in frustrated, stamping his feet, I tot he had agreed, only for him to come back naked and saying okay, he has heard no sex and "I don't want to force you", so he asked for a dry hump and wanted me to turn my back. I didn't. He still kept breathing hard, like he wont survive the next minute. Then he started begging for a Mouth Action. I declined and told him I wasn't up for that. I tried pulling, away and getting angry. He became even more aggressive, removed the hands I used to protect my chest and forced his way into my bra. It was a struggle and then back to begging till I made it clear in a thunder voice for him to stop and take me home.

Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving.

This morning, he is apologizing and repeating the things he said when we got to his house that he wants something serious with me and he wants us to start something and want it to work out. He asked to come see me at work today but I declined. With this red flags, is there a possibility that he is truly serious like he said? Or he is just doing the usual lies to get the cookie and go away. He has a nice ride and nice house, I suspect he may have girls around him. My concern isn't all these, I just want to be with a serious man who is in for commitment and not just sex.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, can he be sincere about wanting to be serious?

Oh! He has a nice ride and nice house, goes to show how some ladies reason, you already have accepted him on this grounds and trying to create a defense by talking about what he did so you don't look like you're cheap. My dear you should seat down and outline your values first after which you have your answer right before you
Sighs

emeijeh:
Obaseki, must you wear suit all the time ?!!!!!!!!!

E concern you?

DModeCntStopMe:


The same electoral bill the dull one in Abuja refused to assent to on two different occasions.

He might probably append his signature this time around since he has nothing at stake again

A very selfish and self-centered creature

Well said

Subzero047:
Buhari will offer his usual condolences

And also assure and reassure that boko boys will be brought to book.

PointB:
Interesting times ahead...


Oshi son of Omole, lover of exotic maidens also bear their standard and sometimes speaks for house Alliance of Parties. Yet he knows not whence to speak and whence to hold his peace. Oshi son of Omole it was who spoke to people saying, “O good people of Nigira, the household of Emperor Omanman son of Balak of United States, had told me the names of those who looted our treasury and carted away at least six hundred oxen full of gold coins and precious gems. Whereupon the household of Emperor Omanman rebuked him vigorously, saying, "Begone! We know not what thou saith for thou speak untrue words. We gave thee neither name of who nor the number of oxen of gold coins carted from thy shores. Pray, tell where thou heard this great tales that we may inquire and enrich our knowledge.”

Excerpts from the book,
The Acts of King Bubu son of Hari (Volume 1)
(Coming soon...)

Guy you get talent o

ODB2:
https://i0.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2020/03/WhatsApp-Image-2020-03-04-at-13.16.32.jpeg?w=1040&ssl=1

Scores of youth stormed the Kano Hisbah office on Wednesday over an alleged blasphemy song against the Holy Prophet Muhammad.

The protesters holding placards alleged that the government and the security agents in the state are reluctant to act over the matter.

The convener of the protest, Idris Ibrahim (known as Baba Idris), said they came to notify the government to do the needful; otherwise, they will take the law into their hands.

Mr Ibrahim said similar incidents had happened in the state in the past that were not attended to by the authorities.

Earlier, one Yahaya Sharif-Aminu composed a song containing alleged derogatory comments attributed to the Prophet Muhammad. This prompted violence against the family members of the musician who fled the area last week.

Last Friday, the family house of the singer located at Sharifai quarters in Kano Municipal Local Government Area was set ablaze by irate youth who protested the song.

The singer is said to be a member of the Islamic Tijjaniya sect and a member of Faidha group. He is yet to speak on the matter.

While addressing the protesters, the Kano Hisbah Commander, Harun Ibn-Sina, said officials in the state are on top of the situation and the parents of the musician have been arrested and are currently under police custody.

Also addressing the protesters was the representative of the state police commissioner, Habu Sani, who told the protesters that the police are making efforts to arrest the fleeing singer.

The representative of the police chief who identified himself as Hamza urged the protesters to be law-abiding citizens by allowing the security agents to do the needful. He assured the gathering that the musician would not go unpunished.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/380230-breaking-protest-in-kano-over-alleged-blasphemy-against-prophet-muhammad.html

Since when did religious matter become something that the police will involve themselves in

valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://punchng.com/insecurity-again-buhari-assures-nigerians-of-safety-as-bandits-kill-51-in-kaduna/

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