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The future is indeed female

People in Lagos, Osun and Ogun state have to be very careful. The level of kidnapping for rituals and body parts harvesting there these days is astronomical

So this thread still exists

I actually feel no pity for Osaro, the gun was to be used for criminal purposes

Immediately i saw regular BMC zombies hailing Obiozor's election, I knew there was something terribly wrong. APC/BMC zombies are sad and pathetic people who can't use their heads and who always support elections won through fraudulent and unconstitutional means

Buahahahahahahaha

Its just a normal day in the office for our regular terrorists... Nothing dey sup here

Wetin concern me ? Your C in C isnt bothered so why should i be

Bucket of hot air.. After a year in office, we're supposed to be seeing completed projects on ground and not "training of youths in forex".. Abeg, who do una for that state biko ? The cluelessness is beyond outstanding

captainking:
seems like you are in ph bro...do you know any technically competent mecho to recommend to me thanks

my mechanic will destroy your car and tell you sorry BUT Gazzuzz dropped this number for someone a while back, I saved it for when I get my next ride (Chuks 08033123865)

Solomon Dalung is an idíot, Chris Giwa is a fóol, Itse Sagay is a retardéd buffoon

Reader530:
Good day nairalanders. I want a sincere advice from you people.

A friend visited me almost two weeks ago. He has never visited me before, but when he came I thought he would not spent more than two days because apart from the cloth he was wearing the day he came, he didn't bring additional cloth, no brush, no soap, etc.

At first, he told me he can stay with me even up to a month with one cloth. He said, besides, he was sacked from his work.

Today, he forgot that he told me he was sacked; but he told me that he is on annual leave. The father asked him to come home for burial of his relative but he told me he would not go. I told him Npower has not paid us, but I will source for his transport, but he doesn't understand me. He thought, I will give him the whole money even if Npower pays, all the money I planned and budgeted for his coming was exhausted. I added some money to make sure he eats good meal thrice in a day.

In a nutshell, I am tired, I want to be alone for now. How should I tell him I want him to leave in a pleasant manner. Please positive advice will be highly appreciated.

Thanks all

hire a girl that'll come and harass you for the "100k you borrowed" two months ago, she'll promise to arrest you and "your brother" within 48 hours if she doesn't see her money. Tell oga to move his things that you're travelling the next day and you want to lock your door

What is him I have never heard of he

Daura that has gone to Dubai ? I hear
If these clowns were really serious about getting to the bottom of that debacle, a lot of important personalities would have v been under arrest by now either from Saraki downwards as Sahara reporters will want us to believe or from Oshiomole and co but definitely not JUST Lawal Daura

weyreypey:
Long time, how's PH? Hope wike is treating you well?

Wike is trying, no complaints especially infrastructure and security wise. Wish he was around during the oil boom era of the Amaechi years though

Ojemedad:
How can I reach GAZZUZZ

his number 08033910382

Ojemedad:
I need advice, this will be my first car.
Between Toyota corolla0
04 tokunbo and Nigerian 1yr used Camry 07 which should I go for in terms of reliability and less stress, which should I go for.

EVERY car has it's stress, choose whatever you feel you'll enjoy and works well with your income. If you're in Lagos, you can contact someone like Gazzuzz to inspect not just the Camry but also the Corolla since you never can tell if it was flooded over there. Godspeed and enjoy whatever choice you settle with

BMC zombies who have been celebrating dss invasion of the national assembly since morning have been fed another dose of stùpidity. The story is now that the dss and Saraki are working together, watch as they disseminate it all over social media. How do these zombies sleep at night ?

Buhari issa scum
Osinbajo issa scum
APC issa scum
BMC zombies dey craze

watch how APC, BMC goats who celebrated the siege of the NA this morning will change mouth like bítches and start hailing Osinbande for a job well done

APC ndi ara

..."This was as he urged Ministers who benefitted from appointments of President Buhari to reciprocate the gesture by coming to the aid of people of his constituents through developmental projects and farm inputs...."

this is the height of fùckery

Buhari has been behaving like a dictator since the inception of this his junta, he even had cockroaches begging for suspension of the constitution on his behalf so he can "work better". He has been withdrawn money from our national purse without any checks and balances, so since he knows the way to the kitchen, he should dish his food by himself

2016 article in third quarter 2018.. Copy and paste at work

Whoever wrote this piece of junk journalism is crazy

LOL laughing in Bola Tinubu

bender79:
Senate President was originally zoned to the south east however there was no qualified senator from the south east at the time.

is akwa ibom in the South East ?

I don't think it's her car. If it was, she would have known what fuel type it used

I find it difficult to believe the allegations in this case, it stinks of politics. Anyways sha, I hope the victim went for medical exams IMMEDIATELY she gained her freedom if not this case will fall flat on it's face

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others

Lalasticlala oya o, there's snake and Tonto Dikeh in this thread o.... Front page straight

1.4 billion naira is chicken change for aunty Aisha, she make all her money from her hair salon

Someone wants to line his pocket with public funds, I thought they said Buhari has integrity ? Funny dude