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Celebrities / Nollywood Actresses Funke Akindele's Meme Garners Over 10 Million Views by Talkwell: 11:37am On Feb 10, 2019
Nollywood's Funke Akindele grabbed millions of persons attention after a meme was made from tchidi chikere's movie, pretty liars.

The why are you running meme which features funke akindele running dramatically from a man who requested for his money will go down as one of the greatest memes out of the African continent with over 11 million views as of this write up.

https://www.smokedscreen.com/2019/02/nollywood-actresses-funke-ankideles-meme-garners-over-10-million-views/


Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

Politics / Re: JUST IN: Lagos Lawmakers Move To Impeach Gov Akinwunmi Ambode - TVC by Talkwell: 9:22pm On Jan 28, 2019
Olatara:
It's like... It's like..... It's like.

I thought i was the only one who read that,he even referred to himself as an intelligent person grin
Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by Talkwell: 7:16pm On Jan 27, 2019
OdikwaRisky:
In the flesh lol. I'm more gentle than I act

don't you feel gay doing this grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Debuts The Chef Chi Cooking Show by Talkwell: 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2019
Factfinder1:


1k sir

Hunger bad sha, book way you no write and available online (piracy) grin

If anybody needs the book email me for it/ a group on telegram for ebooks

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Business / Pictures Of Distillers For Dangote's Refinery by Talkwell: 12:14pm On Jan 27, 2019
The distillers for dangote's refinery have arrived.

Investment / Re: Your Biggest Investment In 2018 And How Much You Made? by Talkwell: 9:59pm On Jan 25, 2019
LeoThaGreat:

Sir, Facebook ads, Instagram ads, and YouTube are all you need.
Your product is a cool product. It should be selling well if the price is right.
Having a Jumia store will help you too, and a little money to boost your product on Jumia can go a long way.
Posting the video you have on YouTube is your surest bet. All you'll need do next is look for creative ways ladies will get to know about your products. You'll blow up online pretty soon. Trust me.

But do you have a Facebook & Instagram business page?

I can't pay for YouTube ads or even Facebook ads.

Facebook Rejected my master card and YouTube is saying something about the country not available
Phones / Facebook Announces Plans To Merge Whatsapp,instagram And Messenger by Talkwell: 8:22pm On Jan 25, 2019
Technology giant Facebook has announced plans to integrate WhatsApp, Instagram and Messenger.

The merger is intended to create "the best messaging experiences" for the billions of users around the world who use the Facebook-owned apps.

The apps will remain distinct from each other, although the underlying messaging infrastucture would be unified, according to people familiar with the matter. 

A spokesperson for Facebook said the merger would deliver a messaging platform that was fast, simple, reliable and private, though data experts have warned it could have an impact on people's privacy.

"We’re working on making more of our messaging products end-to-end encrypted and considering ways to make it easier to reach friends and family across networks," The spokesperson said.

No official details have been released, but the merger is expected to take place by early next year, The New York Times reported.

The messaging app merger is a backtrack on Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's original stance that both Instagram and WhatsApp would operate autonomously from the social network.

Facebook acquired photo-sharing platform Instagram for approximately $1bn (£761m) in 2012, before taking over the messaging app WhatsApp in 2014 for an estimated $19.3bn.

Both apps have since experienced rapid growth – Instagram has around 1 billion monthly active users and WhatsApp has 1.5 billion users – though all original founders of the apps have since left Facebook.

WhatsApp employees were reportedly upset by plans to merge the app's messaging services with the other apps, making their views known during a contentious staff meeting in December.

One of the main points of contention with integrating the apps could be related to data privacy. Currently WhatsApp users are not required to provide their name or any other identifying information beyond their phone number to use the messaging app.

Merging with Facebook Messenger and Instagram could force WhatsApp users to reveal information about themselves that they would prefer to keep private.

Data privacy expert Tim Mackey, who works at the software firm Synopsys, told The Independent that Facebook should take considerable care in how the integration ws handled given the firm's "spotty history" with user privacy.

"Merging personal information and privacy configurations from three significant applications won’t be trivial," he said. "Facebook development teams would do well to look at this precedent and prioritise user privacy.

"With the integration project currently expected to take a year to complete, and with end-to-end encryption as part of the plan, we should expect the Facebook engineering teams to focus attention on uniform data security both in their platform and in the apps themselves.”

Facebook said in a statement: "As you would expect, there is a lot of discussion and debate as we begin the long process of figuring out all the details of how this [merger] will work."




https://www.smokedscreen.com/2019/01/facebook-announces-merger-of-whatsapp-instagram-and-messenger/

Mynd44 lalasticlala

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by Talkwell: 12:15am On Jan 23, 2019
obamartins:
Men! this life is funny until God opens your eyes to see the billions of dollars on the internet. I have done several crazy jobs and received peanuts called salary until I asked God for direction and He came to my rescue. I worked in a place where the owner of the company treated everyone like shit. I took the bold step to walk away in 2017 despite having nothing to fall back on. A couple of months ago he called as was Like "Can you please come back, I will increase your salary and pay you guys regularly. I asked him a simple question. Sir, can you pay me up to N500,000 a month? He was proposing N80,000 a month from 60k which he was paying but not regular. I told him, sir, you can't pay me.

Today, I earn over N300,000 a month from the comfort of my home. I am not cut out for 8am - 5pm jobs God forbid. Folks no need to search for jobs, you can make it on the internet without defrauding anyone. All I do is write books and publish on Amazon. All the materials you need to write on any topic is on Youtube, stop the laziness and get your butts down to work. Serve no master. The problem with our so-called graduates is lack of research and laziness. They don't have the energy to research on what will put food on their table. I will never search for a job any day any time. Targeting N1,000,000 a month from book sales before June 2019. Will be spreading my tentacles to Amazon FBA very soon. By The end of 2019, i should average N5,000,000 per month by God's Grace. The millions is in your laptop connected to the internet.


PS: Nobody should PM for any tutorial or guide. I won't respond. All you need is on youtube and the internet, Take your time say one month to research and you will be glad you did. Convert Youtube Videos into books and sell on Amazon.

Final comment: Any computer scientist looking for a job in this era of ICT is a fool.

Attached is my sales report for last month.


How do you promote the books?
Crime / Re: EFCC Declares War On Yahoo Boys Ahead Of Christmas by Talkwell: 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2018
TrippieRed:
what about those that's into crypto currency? shocked shocked

grin

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Family / Re: Ebhohimen Innocent Lists His 2018 Achievements, To Inspire Others (photos) by Talkwell: 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2018
mogbojaiye:
Do u know why I like edo boys?
Because they sabi hustle but in a negative way
Come edo state no mechanic shop with edo boy as apprentice Infact u wil not see any edo boy as apprentice in edo boy It is now 1 in 10 shop All the apprentices are igbo and calabar and yorubas
Edo boys should b careful with their plus They know the story of Maria table water

Wetin do maria table water?
Romance / Re: South Africa Ranked Highest Porn Online Watchers In Africa by Talkwell: 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2018
robonski15:


Its the cost of data. Give Nigerians cheap data and see us on top of the list grin

Data isn't cheap for them either
Music/Radio / Re: 2018 Soundcity Awards: Davido, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Nasty C, Nominated (FULL List) by Talkwell: 5:46pm On Dec 13, 2018
Foodforthought:
See what P Square did to themselves

You took the words right out of my mouth.

They brought this upon themselves, honestly.

This alone should obviously tell them that they don't stand a chance if they aren't a duo.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Soon To Begin Land Seizure From White South African Farmers by Talkwell: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2018
aregal:
I've never before read such shallow sensational drivel masquerading as a journalistic article!

Sorry prof, i will improve. grin
Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Sex Video With Tobi, UNILAG Girl Leaks by Talkwell: 7:54am On Dec 13, 2018
wisdomremz:
this is @tobipopspops that us her Instagram handle

You sure?

How many followers e get?
Car Talk / Check out the car that costs 7.2 Million Naira To Change Fuel Tank by Talkwell: 5:58pm On Dec 12, 2018
Owning a supercar has its perks and cons, many avoid supercars due to the fact that the cost of little repairs could purchase another vehicle.

Friend of Jalopnik Bozi Tatarevic found U.S. Environmental Protection Agency documents for Road and Track recently that ran down the costs of replacement parts and labor on the Veyron, and, like the Veyron itself, they’re astronomically expensive. Parts listed on the EPA documents range from $9 camshaft position sensors to a $20,000 fuel tank, but labor is where things get ugly.

Only one of the replacements on the EPA documents is less than four digits in terms of labor, with labor to replace the powertrain control module running $680. Then there’s the labor to replace the $20,000 fuel tank, which is the price of an actual car at a cool $23,000. Here’s more, from Road and Track:

THE INTAKE MANIFOLD IS SOLD IN THREE PIECES, WITH THE UPPER PORTIONS FOR EACH BANK COMING IN AT $4,000 A PIECE, WHILE THE LOWER INTAKE MANIFOLD COSTS $2,000. LABOR TO REPLACE IT IS LISTED AS BEING $1,800. IN COMPARISON, AN INTAKE MANIFOLD FOR THE LAMBORGHINI HURACAN COMES IN AT JUST OVER $1,200, AND ONE FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMMON LIKE A CORVETTE IS ABOUT $220.

THE W16 ENGINE IN THE VEYRON IS FED BY FOUR TURBOCHARGERS AND, UNSURPRISINGLY, THEY ARE SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THIS PARTS LIST. ACCORDING TO THE PRICES THAT ARE LISTED, IT COSTS $6,400 TO REPLACE EACH INDIVIDUAL TURBO AND THE LABOR INVOLVED COMES OUT TO AROUND $9,000 PER PAIR. THE TOTAL REPAIR PRICE? MORE THAN $21,000 PER SIDE. THE TURBOCHARGERS FEED AIR TO A PAIR OF CHARGE AIR COOLERS WHICH EACH COST $9,000, AND LABOR COMES IN AT $2,000 PER COOLER. THE KEY IS TO GET THEM BOTH REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME, BECAUSE THEN LABOR FOR THE PAIR DROPS TO $2,200


https://www.smokedscreen.com/2018/12/7-2-million-naira-to-change-a-bugatti-veyron-fuel-tank/

Phones / Re: Indian Man Scams Phone Buyer In Lagos by Talkwell: 3:16pm On Dec 12, 2018
lonelydora:
If you have ever worked with Indians before, you will know they are more dubious than Nigerians.

And to add insult to injury, our 'useless' police and army personnel will escort them with sirens blaring everywhere

Far more

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Foreign Affairs / South Africa Soon To Begin Land Seizure From White South African Farmers by Talkwell: 1:16pm On Dec 12, 2018
White South Africans could be forced to give up their own homes from next year as the nation's government steamrolls through plans for land expropriation over claims 'Africa's original sin' must be reversed.

The White South Africans could be facing one of the greatest challenges this year



Land is a huge issue in South Africa where racial inequality remains entrenched more than two decades after the end of apartheid when millions of the black majority were dispossessed of their land by a white minority.
The National Assembly agreed to the establishment of a committee that will draft an amendment to section 25 of the Constitution – a law which will allow the government to take homes from the people – and refuse to pay them compensation.

Last week the nations politicians fast tracked the set up of a committee which will write the legal change and present it next year.
The motion was adopted with 183 MPs voting yes, 77 voting no and no abstentions in fiery scenes as South Africans battle over land reform.

In the same week, South Africa 's High Court rejected a legal challenge brought by a group representing white farmers against President Cyril Ramaphosa's plans for land expropriation without compensation.


Last month, Ekurhuleni's city council voted in favour of forging ahead with 'expropriation without compensation' - a legal tool that the ruling African National Congress says is necessary to provide land for disadvantaged black citizens.
Ramaphosa handed over the title deeds of 4,586 hectares of land to Chief Inkosi Mandla Mkwanazi of the KwaMkwanazi community in Empangeni, near Durban.
The KwaMkwanazi community was forcibly removed from their land more than 100 years ago following the enactment of the 1913 Land Act.

Like other South African cities, Ekurhuleni faces a dire housing crunch, with some 600,000 of its nearly 4 million people living in 'informal settlements' and a shortage of land to build homes.

https://www.smokedscreen.com/2018/12/tensions-rise-as-south-africa-sets-to-seize-lands-from-white-south-african-farmers/


Lalasticlala mynd44

Romance / Re: Slay Queens Bathed With Expensive Champagnes At Nigerian Club. See Reaction by Talkwell: 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2018
texazzpete:



Have you ever seen any picture from that club that screams ‘class’ to you?

The same tacky displays of ill gotten monies, endless pics of over bleached hookers puffing shisha smoke out of every orifice. Need I say more?

You think washing your hands with champagne is a classy thing to do?

No sir grin
Romance / Re: Slay Queens Bathed With Expensive Champagnes At Nigerian Club. See Reaction by Talkwell: 7:25pm On Dec 10, 2018
texazzpete:
Before I even clicked the link I knew it was Club Joker.
By far the razzest, most classless club in Nigeria.

Why you say dem no get class?
Romance / Re: Slay Queens Bathed With Expensive Champagnes At Nigerian Club. See Reaction by Talkwell: 7:22pm On Dec 10, 2018
winj3:
What Nigerians call champagne are cheap 1 dollar fizzy drinks that white people send to Africa.

Ask for wine in naija and you get rubbish that even dogs will not drink in Europe!


Not the ones sold in the clubs.
Celebrities / Re: If Anything Happens To Me, It's On You" Ayo Jaguda Tells Davido Following Threat by Talkwell: 3:01pm On Dec 10, 2018
Colourich:
He is also a cultist. He can send his boys to do the job for him.

Thank you for this, that's exactly what those people on the fp should have said. Instead of low key defending the blogger to keep running his mouth.

They've forgotten what burna boy(sane cult group as davido) did to a fellow musician Mr 2kay. Yet nothing happened to burna boy. Even after 2kay went to court.

When shit goes south everybody go lockup and na so so sorry we go dey read.
Webmasters / Released E-mails Shows That Facebook Struck A Deal Over Users Data by Talkwell: 10:49pm On Dec 08, 2018
Emails written by Facebook’s chief and his deputies show the firm struck secret deals to give some developers special access to user data while refusing others, according to MPs.

A cache of internal documents has been published online by a parliamentary committee.

It said the files also showed Facebook had deliberately made it “as hard as possible” for users to be aware of privacy changes to its Android app.

Facebook had objected to their release.

It said that the documents had been presented in a “very misleading manner” and required additional context.

The emails were obtained from the chief of Six4Three – a software firm that is suing the tech giant – and were disclosed by the Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Committee as part of its inquiry into fake news.

About 250 pages have been published, some of which are marked “highly confidential”.

Damian Collins MP, the chair of the committee, highlighted several “key issues” in an introductory note.

He wrote that:

Facebook allowed some companies to maintain “full access” to users’ friends data even after announcing changes to its platform in 2014/2015 to limit what developers’ could see. “It is not clear that there was any user consent for this, nor how Facebook decided which companies should be whitelisted,” Mr Collins wrote
Facebook had been aware that an update to its Android app that let it collect records of users’ calls and texts would be controversial. “To mitigate any bad PR, Facebook planned to make it as hard as possible for users to know that this was one of the underlying features,” Mr Collins wrote
Facebook used data provided by the Israeli analytics firm Onavo to determine which other mobile apps were being downloaded and used by the public. It then used this knowledge to decide which apps to acquire or otherwise treat as a threat
there was evidence that Facebook’s refusal to share data with some apps caused them to fail
there had been much discussion of the financial value of providing access to friends’ data
Facebook said Six4Three had “cherry-picked” the documents and claimed they had omitted “important context”.

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“We stand by the platform changes we made in 2015 to stop a person from sharing their friends’ data with developers,” said a spokeswoman.

“Like any business, we had many internal conversations about the various ways we could build a sustainable business model for our platform.

“But the facts are clear: we’ve never sold people’s data.”

Mr Zuckerberg has also posted a personal response on his Facebook page .

“I understand there is a lot of scrutiny on how we run our systems. That’s healthy given the vast number of people who use our services around the world, and it is right that we are constantly asked to explain what we do,” he said.

“But it’s also important that the coverage of what we do – including the explanation of these internal documents – doesn’t misrepresent our actions or motives.”

Lalasticlala
mynd44

https://www.smokedscreen.com/2018/12/newly-released-e-mails-shows-that-facebook-struck-deals-over-users-data/

Crime / Teenage Burglars Caught Pretending To Be Asleep by Talkwell: 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2018
Three teenage burglars have been jailed after they were caught undressed and pretending to be asleep when officers caught up with them.
Bredforshire police received reports that four teens were acting suspicious on June 15th.

When officers gained access to the house they found Mark Boyce, Patrick Casey, Seth Lee and a 16-year-old boy pretending to be asleep alongside a large amount of stolen jewellery.

Although they were found sharing two beds, they denied knowing each other or having any involvement in the burglary.
Lee, 19, was sentenced to three years and four months in prison at Luton Crown Court.
Casey, 19, was handed a two-year jail term, while Boyce, also 19, was sentenced to one year and 10 months.



https://www.smokedscreen.com/2018/12/teenage-burglars-caught-pretending-to-be-asleep/

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Career / Re: Is Exxon Mobil The Highest Paying Multinational Oil Firm In Nigeria For 2018? by Talkwell: 4:09pm On Nov 12, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:

UBIT is the name of an ExxonMobil oil field off Onne
OK thanks
Career / Re: Is Exxon Mobil The Highest Paying Multinational Oil Firm In Nigeria For 2018? by Talkwell: 2:37pm On Nov 12, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:



You will only earn salaries that if you have a job right ?

Let me inform you that most, and I mean 90% (perhaps more) of all ExxonMobil Nigeria staff are on contract and do not earn anywhere near that amount. Furthermore, these contact staff are under agents who deduct a hefty percentage from their salaries as commission. In addition, the salaries are frequently late and I mean 3 to 4 months late.
You will suffer at ExxonMobil, be paid 1/50 of international rates and still be paid late.
Source: I once worked at ExxonMobil Ubit field.

ExxonMobil is trash.

What do you mean by ubit?

intern ?
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan: Buhari, Ambode And All Airline Officials Are Bastards by Talkwell: 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2018
Charly68:
Imagine calling a man who is old enough to father you a bastard ,the Yorubas should query your outburst for being so uncultured . Your father projected our culture to the best of his ability before he died but your outburst shows you lack proper home training . No matter what the president has done ,you have no moral right to call him unprintable names .

President or the Governor doesn't use that airline, so they don't feel the brunt. He has every right.
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan: Buhari, Ambode And All Airline Officials Are Bastards by Talkwell: 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2018
tfelicityk:
He is seeking attention jare... When it was smooth did you commend them? Besides, go buy your own private jet na... Na who you ask when you are transacting business with the airline?

The man was referring to people like you at the end of the video.
Religion / Why Was Satan Or Eve Created? by Talkwell: 3:48pm On Nov 11, 2018
God is omniscient, meaning he knew before creating Satan and Eve that they were going to disobey,yet he still continued.
Why ?



If you do not have anything meaningful to say kindly refrain from derailing.
Celebrities / Re: "How To Date A Lot Of Billionaires" By Joyti & Kiran Matharoo (Photos) by Talkwell: 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2018
ednut1:
Funny shit. They were in court with their passport seized. All of a sudden dey vanish. Nigeria which way. Most of these guys una dey see as role model are pervs. My friend once met a oyinbo ashi in a plane on his way bk to 9ja from SA. Na Gov she be con see

Naso all dis politicians be ?
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Wellington Running For House Of Representatives (Photo) by Talkwell: 1:04pm On Nov 11, 2018
Jaymaestro:
How can I save images on nairaland na

long press the image and download

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