₦airaland Forum

Karlman:
This is really bad, and there is no excuse why anyone should be treated like this.

Actually there is.

If you kick my blokos because you can, I will forget that you have breasts and beat you more than this.

First to do no dey pain but na them dey mostly first complain.

A family joined hands together to send their son abroad so that when ground level for him, he will now take his sister. The guy got there and the first thing he did when ground level for am was to send for his girlfriend to join body with him there.


Men are stupid.

The name then and now is "fruit" 😂 😂 😂

Kreesxxx:
Eze is being intellectually dishonest. It was the turn of the South. Atiku shouldn't dictate for the South. Atiku did that because Wike was against his candidacy. Wike insisted that it was the turn of the South. And truth be told it was between South South and South East. An external person shouldn't be the one to say it must be from this zone. South never dictated where northern candidacy came from. Yaradua was from North West the same with Buhari. South didn't say it must be north east or central. Where was Atiku when Buhari took APC ticket after Yaradua?
As it is today South South still has a term to complete.

See how you reason and still have the audacity to accuse someone of being intellectually dishonest. How can you say it’s the turn of the South and then narrow it down to the South-South or South-East? Is the South-West part of the North?

If you exclude the South-West because it already had Obasanjo, why not exclude the South-South too since it had Jonathan? Atiku was right; if you want to zone, zone it properly; otherwise, I will contest. The South-East deserves its chance.

You wan abuse your boss?

SisterAnn:
Who gave her the pregnancy she's terminating sef? Slave master?

Obviously.


They're no allowed to have a life of their own so no boyfriend.

Countyguy:
Come Delta state make I show you pregnant women wen dey carry concrete and mix mortar. Life is hard for every human on earth, we reason, say things and give advice from our experience and perspective of life

The fact that he has to travel all the way to delta kinda proves some of his points.

Yemike:
The way dey bite is also amazing. Ant suppose bite then leave the place but them go dey bite come stay there and bend like letter C like they saying we die here

If you pull am, especially the ones with bigger heads, their neck will cut and the head alone will continue the biting.

drstranged:
Exactly! As a doctor that receives emergencies at anytime, I don't know if it's proper that I switch my phones off or I should rather not go to church to avoid not attending to emergencies if they come

Exactly. People are telling me that the phone can be put on vibrations, yea I know that.

But smart phone's vibration is soft and sometimes you can't even hear yourself during praises and worship.

So how can you feel the vibs?

pocohantas:
Lmao. I think I read this off your d***y months ago. They want the money fast fast. Learn work well na. They won't. That is why I commot hand from anything teaching. I saw hell in the hands of people who claimed they want to learn the ropes of freelance. Terrible English, zero skill, no experience - but in two months they want to make money. When it doesn't go that way, they start looking at me to absorb them as my PA. How many PAs would I have? Go out there and compete.

Na God go help all of us.

People are no longer interested in the process; they only care about the finished product.

When people say they want to be something, they don’t want to put in the effort it takes to become that thing. They just want to start earning like those already doing it.

NothingDoMe:
You can set your phone to vibrate and place in front of you. This excuse nor enter.

In front of you? On what? You think all churches na catholics and Anglican that use pews?

This man alone has pocketed roughly 20B in less than two years so Tinubu has indeed changed his fortune.

No be you go tell me wetin I go believe

AntiZikist:
First the disgrace that was Edo elections now we are seeing a far worse result in Ondo than the disaster that was Edo.

Abi Peter Bigot Obi endorsement magic no work again?

I am looking forward to Anambra elections to see how LP will do in Obi's state. If LP can't clinch it, then it's all over for obi.

How was LP performing in those states before Obi?

People will vote massively again if he chooses to contest in 2027.

pocohantas:
Don't mind them. They think the money falls from the sky. That is how one asked me if she can learn what I do and start earning in like 2 months. Lol!

I gave someone a laptop and other things she needed to learn graphics.

After some time she legit asked me how much I have made and I told her that she should forget about money and concentrate on mastering what's she learning. She legit quit.

She gave the laptop to her brother to do yahoo and left town. Last I heard of her, they said she's doing who-cup in Edo.

bobby007:
Igbos are irrelevant in Nigeria politics

A huge loss for them, especially when you consider the fact that Nigeria politics is ranked first in Africa and third globally

pocohantas:
It is not just nudes. It is actually video-sex-calls. They are all over social media claiming remote work. I make dollars chatting online with lonely white men. That is how they put it. Some collect N2000 to N5000 to teach unsuspecting ladies. Some ladies enter and back out when they see it is not what they expected. Some continue.

I don't know how anyone without skills would think it is easy to make dollar just like that.

Even with skills, it's still not easy to make dollars but then, people tend to believe anything these days.

Let me keep quiet about the other part; it's beyond me.

PlasmaTV:
Would your phone ring in the presence of the president/governor?

Would it ring in the presence f Biden or Trump?

Doctors are in that church, nurses and security operatives too, people that their phone must not be off.


The man should stop acting like deputy Jesus abeg, last I checked, he is the one that said God called him.

Nobody can prove that.

Otunbaomoluabi2:
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT NEIGHBOURS DATING EACH OTHER? THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THE EXPERIENCE SHOULD SHARE AS WELL.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.



Make we leave this one to learn the hard way

NgeneUkwenu:
Yet, some foolish, irredeemable born to rule arewa yoots and braindead IPOB miscreants feel they have an iota of chance in 2027.

We will surely run the numbers, and they will surely cry as usual.

Tinubu till 2031!

A snail is dying inside the fire but it stupidly thinks it's extinguishing it. 😂 😂 😂 😂



Ebi n Pawa is neither Hausa nor Igbo

The people buying it are complete idiots.

johnog4sure:
ur pussy jus dey hungry me

You don't say things like this to random people, it could get you into trouble.

Mariangeles:
If I lived in Kaduna, I would be eating ishi-ewu every weekend.

When you get there is when you will see the actual price

Sp1ritHusband:
She get mind. Wetin dey give these people confidence self.?

Na mumu men bros

If you're single and promote breakups, abeg join me on this bench.

Mariangeles:
South Africa, ndi aruru-ala!

Chineke tụrụ mbọ na ike

Faber:
If you enter Panya or Cameroun that year...

Their women go tie you down.. these two countries, their women no dey joke with guy man wey sabi knack

All them uncles that managed to come back from Panya returned with nothing but clothes, 8 batteries cassette player and stories or pictures of a wife and children they have somewhere 😂 😂 😂

JASONjnr:
My suspicion is true..... You're a police officer.

😂 😂 😂 😂.


Why do you think so?

pocohantas:
Hahaha. Except it has the one of 4 to 6 burners, I am not attracted to single burner cookers.

Four ke, you dey do naming?

pocohantas:
You have money o.
What prompted this purchase?
Curiosity or you are trying to drop your overhead costs of cooking with gas?

Go buy your own and my own first thing in the morning tomorrow.