₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
You made me spray laughter everywhere

Tor.


How else can someone have 10 pregnancuin 6 months 😂

Diamondtech:
10 abortions in 6 months? The girl and the blogger dey mad#

She fit dey lay eggs bro

danvon:
How is this possible in Nigeria? Even if you didn't want to eat I'm sure your parents must have forced you to eat it at least once.

Unless your parents also subscribed to your kind of diet or maybe you had high risk of diabetes.

I have never tasted wheat swallow

Yung6six:
Saidaboj, you're an idiot.
I'm waiting to see the man that will marry you.

Yahoo boys will disappoint you

emmaodet:
You know, your story touched me. Reason why am a bit cold nowadays.
They say I am very selfish now and self centered and Yes, I am and boldly proud of it.
I have come to realize that people are users. If you allow them, they will use you, use you and use you until you are left with chaffs and then they will dispose you.
Family oo, friends oo, pastors ooo.. all of them and at the end of the day, do you know what they will say? The same old statement - what have you done for us?
Have heard this many times from my Dad, Mum, girlfriend, brothers etc and now I am more focused on my life.
I roofed my parent building for them to relocate from face you and slap you rent apartment to their own house, bougth them Nissan Pathfinder, did many things, contributed in sending my immediate brother to UAE on work visa and many more and what did I get? What have you done.
I am patiently waiting for my dad to alter that statement again and he will be surprised how am going to explode at him.
You are a pensioner earning 50k in today's Nigeria and am giving you 100k extra per month aside pumping machine is bad, generator is bad etc that I do fix yet this year alone, he has altered that statement like 3 times saying people always think am the one feeding him - is it your salary feeding you?
I don't know why people are so ungrateful by default.
Have heard my uncle's alter that statement to my mum after all she did to bring them from village to city and have heard that statement said to me too.
It is a crazy world

Every cold hearted person you know or meet likely loved too deeply, cared too much or trusted too much.

Feminists right now.

thesolutions:
Was just browsing products there yesterday.
Any platform that uses card payment won't fly for now until the CBN does the needful.

They should do like Aliexpres and process payments through Opay

What's wrong with that side sef? When it's not being ravaged by floods during the rainy season, it's being burned by fire during the dry season.

pocohantas:
You guys spend that much on earbuds?
I thought they are like 30k to 50k o.
And I planned buying one.

Does it hurt the inner ears?
Let me know what to expect.

My budget is max 60k.
I will check Oraimo biko.

Don't buy Oraimo freepods pro.


Thank you

Maysdevices:
Because women arent riding with Keke drivers or people with smaller cars don’t have girls ten times prettier than her

If you want to see the longest jump to conclusion in your life and the most bitter unrelated replies to strangers from strangers you will ever see in your entire life

Type ‘Nairaland.com’, look for a comment that has an ‘M’ responding to a comment with an ‘F’

I am talking to her not women

Wahala

You stopped viewing her status but still check who viewed yours just to see if she did? 😂😂😂 You're funny, bro.

Breakups hurt, especially if you were truly in love, but it's time to move on. The fact that she didn’t even care to ask why you ended things and started posting pictures with other guys says all I need to know.

Move on, bro.

One day, you’ll meet someone better. And when you look back at this relationship, you’ll probably want to slap yourself for being so naive. 😁

You left him because he trash-talks others in keke and smaller cars and reacts over everything. But you're not riding with the keke guys or those in smaller cars either.

You exchanged numbers and went on a first and second date with him simply because he has a big car. A keke rider wouldn’t even stand a chance of getting a date with you, and if, by some miracle, it happens, and he behaves like the guy, you wouldn't give him a second chance.

The guy's car got you but somehow,
somehow, you think you're a better person than him.

Nazgul:
If you see the way these people overload those boats, you'll wonder what is wrong with we Africans.

Bros.


You know what's up.

The complainer should tender a public apology

If people should ignore these powers and forces and channel the energy to loving one another. All of them starting with Satan will die of boredom

power44t:
once you are black you do not won yourself. you have been feed and clothed by the whites so you should remain a slave to the whites.

your stupidity knows no bound. After you are done denying these women of opportunities you still come here to talk trash about the same women you denied the opportunity to build these so called infrastructure you are talking about. hypocrites.

You're stupid and you know it.


When Iceland women needed results in 1975, they did what they had to and went on to become the first country to have a female president.

Unah own na pass to complain.

Lazybians.

It's 15 for Dollyjoy

There are things you don't tell a woman you're dating to do for you, one of them is to cut of her male friends. She would do that on her own if she respects you, same with accepting gifts for certain males. Likewise men, when you are committed to someone, you let go of side attractions 😂 😂 😂 😂.

talkeverytime:
The husband should have no business with a woman getting her passport, except that the woman would also have a say in his

I hate to be the one to say this, but things don’t work that way. We can all act woke and say whatever we feel, but the reality is that men and women are not equal. Husbands and wives are not equal, especially in Nigeria.

Women can’t get what they want by just complaining. You put in the work, and then you get results. So, what are Nigerian feminists doing? Nothing, yet they want everything men have.

When Adichie found herself among top Igbo men, guess what she talked about? Why women don’t break kola nuts. Another time, it was why women don’t eat gizzards. Petty, trivial things.

Essentially, the jobs women did 100 years ago are the same ones they’re doing today, albeit in more conducive environments, thanks to infrastructures built, serviced, and maintained by men. About 90% of the world’s infrastructure has been built and maintained by men, so where’s the equality?

When these people clamor for equality, they’re asking for a 50% share of what men have built, not for opportunities to start something from scratch on virgin land.

Do I want women to renew their passports without unnecessary stress? Absolutely. Is it injustice because her husband doesn’t go through the same stress? Not at all. You build a system, you make the rules.

If to say na women build the world as e dey today, I swear na for Sudan dey go park all men put and enjoy the rest of the world.

Very anyhow people

Softmirror:
After hardship comes ease. Be patient and focused.

Where is the ease for the hardship under Buhari?

The future is in shock 😂 😂 😂

GloriousGbola:
Folake4u are you sure you shared the right post

Gerrard59 running a Tallesty1 on yall

And this was how I became a verb-like noun.

Majority of them remained silent during the last election because of the fringe benefits they receive from politicians. I’m particularly waiting for that one person who earns more from cooking than Nigeria makes from crude oil exports to speak up, but she won’t, because apparently, it’s not Godswill yet.

Selfishness is at the root of our problems, “If I’m fine, others can go and die.” What many fail to realize is that a wise man living among fools will be perpetually depressed.

If you have money and everyone around you is broke, you won’t truly be happy. Our individual well-being is often tied to the collective welfare of those around us.

Idiot

SultanOfAbia:
I'm dating an akwa ibom girl
She is totally in love with me

My people have warned me continously that akwa ibom people are fetish.
The problem is that this girl is asking me to send her 2 of my pictures..
Naso my red flag come dey ring
E be like say my sense came back and I don't want to reply her again.

Wetin babe wan do with my pictures.
I'm suspecting fowl play or she wan use my picture for juju?

The @emboldened is not true

Restaurants exist so you can eat out when your wife can't cook.

richmond500:
no I don't, we are just friends and I have seen people approach her which she turned down and is always proud of her man.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.

MissSlimbody:
You are like that 😂

Haba na.


You've known me too long to talk like this na ☹️ ☹️

Proserpina:
Lemme use this hold body until he fire us in future.

I am not like that na 😂 😂

folake4u:
Nor be only.

Come and be going

folake4u:
Lol tell am by yourself na.

Talk to her woman to woman