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gift01:
Girls should learn Never to look down on anyone. Guys should also learn to package themselves even with the meagre cash u have. Freshness is key

Men also look down on people

Standing5:
stop hating.

Where are the already recovered funds?

The bakery where she worked has stopped operation

Nigeria Democracy is a government by the rich and for the rich.

A very wasteful ass

This man has become something else since he married a Virgin, his brain is now filled with unfounded accusations

akankemi1:
funny sha...

try and see if you can manage your existence without us.

odiegwu

The guy be like modern skeleton

aywhy93:
At least, that's still an advantage... What of those iPhone6plus that bends? What is the economic importance of bending? I hope this won't bend #BendGate #SayNoToBending

See my last iPhone here bro, iPhone 5 now useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

I think the problem with Kemi is that PMB doesn't allow her to do things her own way.

sheylarhh:
If warranty can't change ordinary charging port for free... Den d warranty is useless as P in psychology

Hahaha.



That's it,

Because they're not the creator. Abeg make we find useful thing talk

Wow

I read somewhere that one can cook eggs with Samsung galaxy N7

I knew it. I said it that one day these guys will tell us to deliver the changes they promised us.


They are so easy to predict

Tallesty1:
*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Kenneth10110:
I regret buying this Tecno Boom J8. Even IPhone port is not up to 21,700. what's the business of charge port to panel. Error. Planning to get phantom 6 plus but i can never try such after the charge port will cost 55,000 because once it damaged the whole phone system is damaged.

Calm down bro. Take your phone to a phone repairer and they fix it for you with little amount, all expenses won't be more than 5k.


I haven't seen the port though so I can't tell if it's the normal USB type or Type-C. Even the type c isn't that expensive.

So take it to a repairer make he fix it for you. The only thing you will loose is the warranty, not like it is of any use.

Are you saying that N7 can be used to press clothes?

Berbierklaus:
So me walking on my own means I don't have respect?

or what are you saying?

Your body speaks for you dear, the way you walk, carry yourself and your appearance speaks a volume about you.

Naiijaboiy:
You don't have respect either way

Naijaboiy is this you?

Naiijaboiy:
You don't have respect either way

Naijaboiy is this you?

asuo27:
NO!!!, some of you have no respect for ladies...if you sat down in front of your house called one and she came doesn't mean every other will be that stupid.

The problem with you girls is claiming you understand men when you don't know jack about us.

Certain girls will be called, we walk up to the some and ask for a few minutes of their time and the rest are "incallable" we just watch them pass and admire them.

It all depends on the girl.

asuo27:
Any guy that's calling to find out something, we definitely know. unlike the silly ones who will be seating somewhere or with friends then call you and expect you to walk to them...It shows lack of respect for ladies.

Ladies that get called like that lack self respect. Ladies should respect themselves first if they want to be respected.

Mynd44:
Oh please.

The reason those shops are locked is not because the owners dont want to rent it out but because they expect traders who used to own stalls at the old Oja Oba to pay 5k rent per month which is 60k per year for shops in a market that does not get 10% of the population (of customers) as the old one.
Life sucks

Exactly, it's like starting from scratch and nobody wants that. Fayose should wait until the economy finishes menstruating

Kenyans won't like this news

Berbierklaus:


Candle?

You might think I want to surprise you with a candlelight dinner

Ogologo di mkpa

Berbierklaus:
Hehehehehe

you no use touchlight?

Nah, that will reveal your location to other guys.

SC31:
no phones generally

All the phones that I have been using since 2013 were sent to me by the makers or marketers but you can buy from ibuygou.com (100% reliable) gearbest.com or aliexpress.com. I have buddies in the marketing department of the first two e-stores but things are cheaper on aliexpress

SC31:
pls where do you order from?
Cc tobbie247

The Umi london?

tobbie247:
I like the design and I've seen some reviews about it. I heard it gets really slow that the RAM is terribly Optimised. Also that the second sim slot doubles as a memory card slot which is an issue to me. Lastly, 2000mAh battery

You seem to have done alot of research on the device. I can't vouch for it because I haven't used it but I have read some positive reviews too

Berbierklaus:
Spicy

wow! I been dey search for codedly

HateU2:
yes, infinix

phew. I can't use anything from