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Fernandowski:
Tall people are literally giants among men, walking around with near total impunity, being given every advantage along the way. But sometimes the blessing can also be a curse. these are the everyday encounters of a 6'9 tall dude


4. questions people asks us everyday : some people will see Me going to the basketball court but will still stop me to ask 'do you play basketball?' .... I will be like 'noo, why should I play basketball?? I dey mad?? Na ludo I dey play'

3. SHOWERHEADS CLEARLY NOT MEANT FOR YOUR HEAD.


2. FEAR OF UNINTENTIONALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH YOUR LUNCH COMPANIONS.


1. TROUBLE REACHING THE TOP SHELF? INTRODUCING THE EASY GRIPPER 3000. NOW AVAILABLE FROM YOUR NEAREST TALL PERSON.



Cc.. Armylord, Kirchhoff, kingcheezypuff, tallesty1

Being tall isn't always fun.



Hugging people is so awkward because you won't know where to put your hands

AjFive:
I'm just using this avenue to let these guys know they are incredibly intelligent as it is obviously displayped consistently in their comments. Keep it up. You guys rock.

In No order.



I drop my pen. You guys rock.
I'll be creating a counter thread tomorrow.

Trapqueen77. You'll top off that list.

Thanks Nnem.






My handle is on recession too that's why you I don't come online like I used to.

johnsonjosbles:
igbos are nigerians problems,they wil always defend themselfs in crime, thats why dey can never suceed in anything

It's only Nigerians that fight with everything in them to remain one with their problem.





Your reasoning is so low.

Nigerians will shoot it down and eat it.

If it flies like a bird and looks like a bird then it's an edible bird. No long story.

ggrin:
oboy u still dy nl .....hope recession no reach ur side?

lolest.



Does rain fall on one roof alone??

Are you serious

Scandal pays

henryobinna:
yea you're right to most extent.

these top brands don't care if we buy or not. but isn't the reason these Chinese brands who 'care' should take advantage of that to serve us mediocre devices(Note: not all their devices are mediocre).
Or what can you say about the trending powerbanks people carry about these days in the name of phones with 'good' battery?

You get what you paid for and variety is the spice of life.


I bet you haven't really used a flagship phone from Brands like Zuk, Xiaomi, Meizu, Smartisan, Oneplus, etc.

Those guys produce phones that go head to head with Samsung Phones.


Not every Chinese phone is crappie, not every IPhone is good.



A good example is the attached iPhone image.


The worst phone I have ever used.

henryobinna:
sir, I'd advice you read the post again.

I noted they manufacture for mainly Africans and Nigerians in our case. You don't see tecno and infinix marketing their devices to the Americas or west Europe or even their own asia unless is the third world part of Asia.

Chinese phone manufacturers manufacture phones mainly for Africans and Nigerians? How many Chinese phone brands sell their phone in Nigeria?



Bros don't say what you don't know.




Most Chinese phones don't make it outside China/Asian countries.

Two things are involved, it's either their page admin thought she was using her own personal Twitter account or Tecno is telling the world her romance story with infinix

Khd95:
it's you that needs flogging for this ur stvpid and re-tard-ed comment


if u cant suggest how her relatives can be located,why dnt u just take ur mean as$ to the joke section

That guy's brain is on recession

emeraldknytt:
Your mother's reaction when she gets to know what had happened to you

Hahaha

AngelAhnie:
Holy ghost fire!!!!!!!

Abeg no put problem between me and the holy family

AngelAhnie:
Crazy

See bell without balls

balls stop bells from touching her intestine during sex so sex is better without them.

How you protect your heart from falling in love again

When he tells you that life will be hard without him

It's time to move on

When you remember all the warning/advise that your friends gave you.





Had I known

When you remind him of his promise again.







What's this girl saying?

How you attack friend that bash him on his Facebook time-line when he makes silly updates

But he assures you that everything will be fine

When you tell your friends about the changes you notice in him

When he tells you that he cannot keep part of the promise because your ex misused you

When you ask him for the things he promised you

He celebrates with his best buddy

How he rushed to tell friends that he has nailed you.

No time to check time, so it's sex on first date.

But you have fallen in love already.




When he hears that you have agreed to date him

When your father hears about him.



He will be like, is this girl truly my daughter?

So you started giving him attention.


When you ask him his Favourite sport.



And he said that he's a biker

When you see the list of the things he has promised to do for you