₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
you na. the day I saw it, I was like

Nawa oo...... Wetin shock you?

Unibenstudent:
for example if I want to propose to kristiana1,I will invite her and chibwike and tallesty1 and naijaboiy and marieolae and some few nairalanders to France and also our parents will be present,I will kneel and propose to her in a restaurant in France with something she will never forget in her life.

I won't show

AfricanApple:
the face I saw did not look innocent in fact you look intimidating.
and the number of new year I have celebrated are uncountably uncountable

Kataway.



Who looks intimidating?

kristina1:
More lyk lust

how dare you?

AfricanApple:
born who? hian u suppose ask if me African apple fit born you
respect me o, I senior you wella, forget that extra leg wey make you tall pass me

I guess u have seen my picture but don't let that innocent face deceive you. The number Christmas I have celebrate are uncountable

SkinnyDude:
vaseline things?

Nope, Channeling you thoughts to other things.

chibwike:
Lol...buh seriously why did you uncle-zone tallesty

The thunder that will fire her is in military school now......

kristina1:
U you dey do me lyk dis nau?

ur friend dey vex say i no share his diary bcus he mentioned me there.

Wetin I do??






That guy love you walahi, I can feel it from here

SkinnyDude:
when konji comes, how will they cope?

That one no be case

AfricanApple:
me your daughter?
thanks though

Ehena?


Wetin u wan be? Abi I no fit born you?

FLAWLES:
.your daughter?nah;;am yah side Chic

lmao............



Side chick when I no even get main chick?

brito:
Heart

Thats not the way to win a girls heart.

KingTom:
You forgot your Son in-law

Aya.



*Modifying*

To win her heart or her body?

Again

Mrsfaithhh:
I lov dis guy

#dancing-shoki.




I love you more.

Unibenstudent:
well here sha..maybe I have skewed meaning of emotional,well she apologised and its not easy for a lady to apologise to a guy.

Who tell you that one?




Make I reason with her first.

kristina1:
Tallesty1

That is how to write it. Dunno when I bkom your uncle.




BTW, why you dey para for my friend

Do they waste blood?

Unibenstudent:
maybe I made her emotional yester night,and she now feels like I should not have made her emotional.

#lost.


On here abi offline?

cutieberie1:
mizmycoli
djeezy
tallesty1
tosyne2much

I hardly see you around here, where u dey hide?

Unibenstudent:
Kristina1 weh don vex for me,help me apologise to her.

Wetin you do am?

Unibenstudent:
wetin I rival u for na baba tallesty?

You dey 4ce me to drag and collect ur babe from you nah


lwkmd.

My sons okotv and Neldrizzy.
My mother Richiy.
My Nephews Rapzino and Rapsainot.
My Brother samflexxy
My sisters MizMyColi, Jennimma, Priscaoge, and FLAWLES.
My Uncles lilmaxfidel, clevvermind, cooljoe, naijaboiy and djeezy.
My rival unibenstudent and his crush kristiana1
My dearies TrishaP, rittyben, juianne95.
My daughter AfricanApple.
My aggressive boss jboy73
My Son-inlaw KingTom and his wife Mprex
Pheww, almost got a completely family here, e remain wife and my father(Xcapizt) but he hardly check this section.



The list isn't complete yet, coming back to modify

juianne95:
Number 10 though... ..i really need to get organized

Almost everybody needs that, even the op

dunkem21:
Thanks bro.

He will embarrass you with blessings.

*shouts a thunderous amen* Thank You.

dunkem21:
Inspiring.

May the Lord give me the special grace to keep my resolutions, as we slide into the new year. I have always fallen aside and never kept any of my resolutions.

I yield to you Lord in total submission. I need your grace to stay through. Uphold me in your right hand that I may not falter.

Thank you Lord.

He will do it for you.

alberto2k:
Nice Op..
A cup of mallam musa's shayi for u




*Try to make more money... Get a part-time job to fetch u more income

*Vote out failed and incompetent leaders in Nigeria i.e vote for change vote for GMB!

hahahahahaha...



Let the better person win.

TrishaP:
11. Quit negative people
12. Fight hard for what I believe in..
13. Consistent tithe payment
14. Work harder for my money
15. Invest

Wow... Spot on

New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes.

Below Are The Commonly Made New Year Resolutions You Can Chose From.

1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends
Recent polls conducted by General Nutrition Centers, Quicken, and others shows that more than 50% of Professionals vow to appreciate loved ones and spend more time with family and friends this year.

Will you do the same?

2. Fit in Fitness
Regular exercise has been associated with more health benefits than anything else known to man. Studies show that it reduces the risk of some cancers, increases longevity, helps achieve and maintain weight loss, enhances mood, lowers blood pressure, and even improves arthritis. In short, exercise keeps you healthy and makes you look and feel better so make exercise a priority.

3. Quit Womanizing.
Just like drinking and smoking, a lot of people have promise to stamp out their womanizing habit this year. Would you wanna join them? It is a nice idea and you won't regret doing it it.

4. Quit Smoking
If you have resolved to make this the year that you stamp out your smoking habit, over-the-counter availability of nicotine replacement therapy now provides easier access to proven quit-smoking aids. Even if you've tried to quit before and failed, don't let it get you down. On average, smokers try about four times before they quit for good. Start enjoying the rest of your smoke-free life!

5. Enjoy Life More
Given the hectic, stressful lifestyles of Nigerians, it is no wonder that "enjoying life more" has become a popular resolution in recent years. It's an important step to a happier and healthier you!

6. Quit Drinking
While many people use the New Year as an incentive to finally stop drinking, most are not equipped to make such a drastic lifestyle change all at once. Many heavy drinkers fail to quit cold turkey but do much better when they taper gradually, or even learn to moderate their drinking. If you have decided that you want to stop drinking, there is a world of help and support available.

7. Get Out of Debt
Was money a big source of stress in your life this year? Join the millions of People who have resolved to spend 2015 getting a handle on their finances. It's a promise that will repay itself many times over in the year ahead.

8. Learn Something New
Have you vowed to make this year the year to learn something new? Perhaps you are considering a career change, want to learn a new language, or just how to fix your computer? Whether you take a course or read a book, you'll find education to be one of the easiest, most motivating New Year's resolutions to keep.

9. Be Good And Help Others
A popular, non-selfish New Year's resolution, volunteerism can take many forms. Whether you choose to spend time helping out at your local library, mentoring a child, building a house, or Helping the poors and needy in your street, there are many nonprofit volunteer organizations that could really use your help.

10. Get Organized
On just about every New Year resolution, organization can be a very reasonable goal. Whether you want your home organized enough that you can invite someone over on a whim, or your life so you can attract your dream person, or your office organized enough that you can find the stapler when you need it, these tips and resources should get you started on the way to a more organized life.

Happy Chosing.

You Can Add Yours.

Broke people should stop thinking about relationship. The distractions alone will not allow them to concentrate and work harder.

IAmBhijay:
we spend less when we're single

lmao..



And you can always watch your favourite movie.