₦airaland Forum

Tymax: I remember the first time a lady cried because of me. I was utterly confused. "Sorry" would only make it worse. I tried to be logical but na lie.

Smh. They just like crying.

MizMyColi: ehen!
Ah tok am
Mizmycoli, following make sense people since time imoriver.
I no need see you sef, I go just know spiritually say, you head/face dey dia.

Ngwa Nwannem, you may now take it down, Girls are not smiling Y'know.
I don e-hang boot......

If not


Ceasar1, e remain you

okotv: twenty four or twenty six....last guesses

okotv: great although the weather wasn't funny at all...


and your day ?

okotv: you are twenty five and that Is all

valmunich: Lol.. The ovoko gat me laughing

okotv: I can only vouch for tallesty1 and naija boy....others hmmmm

MizMyColi: Okay.
I'm commenting here because, those are my buddies up there.

Btw, Tallesty1, biko change that ya DP, it's hurting our PR.


Naijaboiy: Repping UNIBEN: Everywhere he goes.


Valmunich fine too

OP, oh, I'd rather keep that thought to self.
It's your opinion.


Let the beefing and trolling and derailing begin

Godmystrength: so what are the remaining options for me to choose from?

Ovoko1: I've been a guest for a very long time on this romance section, just decided to register recently. During my period as a guest, i used to see some topics like am i the most handsome? and when you open , you'll be like WTF is this? handsomeness doesn't just apply to the looks!!! so i wanna use this platform to introduce to you the four people i think are the cutest and realest niggas on Nairaland from what i've seen so far.

NB: This is the opinion of the OP!

1. Naijaboiy
www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy
One intelligent young man i must oblige, he's fresh and friendly, writes his opinion on anything and also got funny posts. Keep it up bruh!

2. Valmunich
www.nairaland.com/valmunich
You'll sure agree with me that he's one hell of a cute nigga, though i don't see his comments that much, but he sure does interest me with the ones i do see. Big ups niggah!

3. Tallesty1
www.nairaland.com/tallesty1
He's actually the realest i know. He hits the nail on the head in every of his post and that i literally adore. Indeed intelligent!

4. Tosyne2much
www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much
A no nonsense dude, Cute AF! #noHomo doesn't take shiii from anybody, does his own things his way and always ready to bow to criticisms. what an intelligent fellow!

However, These are the people i know contemporarily, there might perhaps be other dudes worthy to make this list i don't know but its all good, you can still list them out

nikkypearl: Tallesty= blunt

Tosyn2much= no nonsense

Valmunich=cool

Naijaboiy=thinking!

cheezkid: Ahead of the 2015 presidential election, I thought it impossible to vote for an atheist if there would be one.
My friends and foes, would you vote as your president an atheist?

Godmystrength: no. i want 50:50. no friend to phone

Godmystrength: can i use 50:50?

edidiongakp: i was browsing my face book page when i came across this topic so i decided to share with nairalanders.

It got me thinking how would they do it?

i am a 20 years old guy and personally i dont think i can be raped by 5 females of 25yrs

NEVER! so pls naira landers share your views especially the females need ur contributions

MizMyColi: No be say you never old reach like that, Thing is, you never old at all. Your years fit don go up but your face and body never gree.
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Dayjhihannon01: you mean its peak milk?

farano: No

MizMyColi: I pray o o
Make my age shift backwards.

I senior pesin, wey senior pesin, wey senior pesin, wey senior the OP
2 yrs minimum, 6 years maximum is the age gap among them.

Do the Math Hun

ITbomb: Which phone and application did your friend used.

Any desktop or Facebook app would have a delete feature.
I'm not sure it is on opera mini (java)

MizMyColi: So you're upto 30
Domon Sir

Godmystrength: 16? lol

MizMyColi: Waow!

Godmystrength: 25?

MizMyColi: So, you're 12
Orrrr 24

lalasticlala: It's a common knowledge that most women prefer abroad based guys/husbands to Nigerian based ones.

Babes trip so much for guys that returned from the UK, US, etc.

I knew of a lady that swore that she would never marry a Nigerian based husband. She was a banker. Fortunately for her, a customer saw her, liked her and sent her pics to the brother living in the US. The abroad based guy later married her and took her abroad.

There are several other cases where some babes had to dump their serious suitors based here in Nigeria because of another guy that returned from abroad.
A times , the abroad based guys may disappoint them even after promising them marriage.

When I was in year one in ABSU, my uncle's daughter was doing her NYSC already. Two suitors were already coming for her hand in marriage. One was working in a federal ministry in Abuja, the other had just finished his NYSC and was retained by the bank where he had served.

She was showing more interest in the one with a federal ministry until she met the son of the MD of the company where she was posted to. Everything changed. The MD's son was resident in London. They fell in love as she dumped the Abuja guy.

The MD's son promised her marriage. She was so excited. She flaunted him for all to see. He later went back to London with a promise to come back for her or send for her. After the service year, she came back.

To cut the long story short, I graduated, finished service, yet she's yet to marry. The Abuja based guy now has 2 kids. He married another lady. I heard the Banker one that also came to marry her then is now in Canada.

She's now so desperate for marriage as her 2 younger sisters are all married with kids.

What is so special about abroad based husbands that make women long for them?

Daresh: Yes I am. My Daddy told me I'm superior to any man . And thats the truth!