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terzurum5:
Lol. Bro I lie na.

1. If you see labourers following a tipper or any of these heavy loaded vans, to offload the load, know you from today that you have seen a witch.
2. All the garriage/agbero boys/wheelbarrow boys that rush trucks that arrive the market to offload are witches and wizards.
3. All the small children that love to follow and climb pickup vans are witches.
4. Any body that follows you be it in a market place, by foot, by air or any means of transport is a witch.
5. Even in churches or lecture halls, any body that follows you is a witch.
6. Even in terms of class performances, any body that follows you is a witch.
7. Even in your family, all the people following you are witches.
8. Any body that follows you on social media platforms such as facebook, twitter, 2go, linkedin, nairaland, e.t.c, is a witch.
Therefore, all of us are witches.

Raxxye:
Witches nobdey use car; They have their own craft!

terzurum5:
witch na pesin wey climb moto for back like de one wey dey for dat pishure above. So by my definition, any body that follows your vehicle or you as shown in the picture above is a witch.

psucc:
The best antidote is to paint the back of my car with the Blood of Jesus.

buygala:
smh




Alhaji Adebayor also wants 72 virgins in the afterlife

*walks out of thread before I say something I am gonna regret

kennboiy:
Na to just pretend se you de pray and so you no hear wetin the pastor talk.

simeonii:
“I am not aware of any siege. What we are doing is celebrating Sallah

Then Dasuki must have mistaken his Sallah visitors for DSS officials.......


@simeonii_1

Shadyswag:
Now that is very encouraging, now the people know that they are important.

bigiyaro:
pls keep postin, ur pix @ every baiday o, i want to see wen ur skin's second layer starts corrodin n ur veins become green n skin showin patch patch chemical burns, n dat ur signature smell will become unbearable,lol.

friedcorn:
alhamdulilahi
robialami

see what mohammed rasullah has caused us.

oochi123:
.chai! Enwa! U don lie o.hmm! Ur sista go hia wen wit dat kind bride price.anjo be?

Umuchoke:
It's not true. There's no where in Naija where the bride price is above 2k

spenca:
Abeg we don see Buhari certificate this one no be issue .

SaiBuharii:
Allah-hu-Akbar!!!

missKiffy:
I don't see anything wrong in a born again person working in an hotel, it's all because the essence of an hotel is being misused by people but for the other three it's best such a person stay away.

ECOTERRORS:
STORY

Is it this letter that will make PMB to bomb his brothers?


Is it this letter that will tell him that about 700 people have died from BH attack since he was inaugurated


Is it this letter that will change his slowbillus or procastination


I repeat again STORY

*modified* how can GEJ read a letter dated 08-07-2015.

APC and BBOG are still campaigning