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chaircover: hello everyone

welcome back Tayour

Please o! is it just me or is anyone else not feeling this Xmas vibes? Christmas tree sill sitting in pieces on the dining room floor (thanks to oga who bought it in from the shed) and I haven't bought one single present or card . . . infact I dont even know what I am getting oga this year.

I dont even know what I am doing over the 12 day Xmas break!!! . . . Na wa o! So very unlike me.

Yes o mummy CC,its good to be back in the house. How are you and all yours. Dint hear from you about the small chops again,hope no probs?

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@Tayour, I'm cool - how's motherhood + sleepless nights treating you?

Good to see you around though. [/quote]My dear no be small thing o,na real sleepless nights o plus business to,man must survive na,wetin i go do.
How are you and all yours?

cdamsel: YPP u must b joking right? 50k land?hahahahahahahaahahahahaha,even my village na millions lands price dey oooooo.

@ becoming LG chairman I support oooo,so far as she make me P.A,pls make una dey pass her my message oooo

the craziness is what I dread,too many funny stories creepy out daily,i no no if the xmas come be blessings or cause, the reason behind xmas has been forgotten

I tell you my dear. By the special grace of God this christmas will be a blessing to every one of us and our families IJN AMEN.

yellowpawpaw: I need land of 50k in abuja.
Where can I get such?

Taryour longest time.
How is ur family?
Hope all is well.

Gwagwalada is no go area now o!
I need to invest in the settlements. By d time fcda will remember there, I don recoup my money. If it didn't go for demolishion, once fcda certifies the place, u r instantly a millionnaire.

It is well o my sister,we all are doing great and yours?
Hmmm see calculations, you go like money pass me o. But seriously you need to have a strong mind to venture into that in ABJ o,cause by the time its certified na serious jazz go dey fly about in the air o. Na den u go see orisirisi people wey no even join you search for land go dey drag land with you cause they get power and God fathers.

yellowpawpaw: Hi all!
Dami, I envy u o!
There r times u will be so occupied even to peep in is wahala.
Its well sha.

As for , she is planning on contesting for LG chairman in her constituency so ur guess is as good as mine where she will be frequenting now. Meanwhile she is busy defending her pple in edu section.



I want to do land biz next year. Pple where can I get 50k land in Abj?
I'm serious o.
Where r those abj pple?
I need money fast fast. Wanna do sharp but smart land biz.
Any idea?

LWKMD. 50k land for abuja. Well its possible sha depending on the location. You fit try suleja and gwags but i doubt it sha. Last time i checked land in gwags was 150k. How are u and all urs

cdamsel: thank God I don c partner thought I'm not only one not feeling the xmas.

went AWOL on this thread oooo,i thought she went AWOL on NL but I saw her update on a thread recently.ping her ooo,tell her I dey miss her well well,that she should find her way here oooo

Abi o,i go send you message to her. Yes o i dont feel the xmas at all o. It is well o. The only thing wey i see b everybody husstling up and down for money o and me sef don join them sharpaly. How are you doing dear?

pickabeau1: How baby.... E Pele

Thank u o jare, baby is fine to the glory of God. The boys are really keeping me occupied and work too. How are you and all yours?

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BOASH Cakes is a custom cake studio whose focus is to create visually stunning wedding cakes, Birthday, traditional wedding, anniversary cakes etc. Each individually tailored to the client's wishes, with an emphasis on freshness and great taste you can't resist. Our expertise in cake decorating combined with our knowledge of the latest trends allows us to bring any style to the cake table.
Not leaving out our other delicacies for all your events,ranging from our finger foods,cocktails,chops,fish kebab and chips,assun,executive ram bbq,shawama,pizza and so lots more you just name it and we are sure set to tickle your taste bud.
Our indoor and out door catering service is also not left out, whatever it is your guest desires, from continental dishes to our own african dishes will be right on point.
All you need to do is reach out to us @
Boash cakes & event
29767A76


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Thanks and God bless.

Hello house, i know you all are doing great and am glad to see that. All of una eku flexing o. Choi i don miss so much on this thread.

I hail all of you o. RR,Tgirl,CC,Efe,YPP.Picabeau,Tunapa,ID,YOkis,C-damcel,Greatgod,Serubawon,Chilli,Belong and the rest of the fun house crew,i salute una o.
I just wonder how this xmas is going to be cause i dot feel exicted about it at all.
@Greatgod,i don ping you tire o,you havent been on this past weeks hope you are doing great and yours. Just checking up on you.

kreami diva: i replied. check ur mail. thank you dearie...

Yea gotten.

kreami diva: taryour,good morning.

i see u! pls pm me nah?

Just sent u a mail kreamD,pls reply soonest or send me details to (boashng@yahoo.com)

I'd and Cdamsel, you both are making me cry this morning,I feel your pains dearies. I cant even summon the strength to bath my baby. God pls give the loved ones strength to bear this big loss. I feel your pain dear.

RIP vivi rest on dear one.
I really don't know wot to type.

Chillisauce: Next time, call an army officer in his presence while he listens. Most times they will apologize.
Maybe asking him too to do a frog jump is not a bad idea. It's also a form of exercise
But in Nigeria, I never see an army officer leave his post just to warn somebody verbally. Most cases it starts with slaps, punch, frog jump etc

Very true chilli,its best not to call them at all cause they will over do your request and you wunt like the outcome.

kulyie: A man has not slapped me before but he has smacked me in my ass and i dealt with him mercilessly.

ok,what happened was that my cousin came around to spend the weekend with my mom since that weekend was her birthday and i had told my mom i am comming home that weekend,so she told me on the phone that yetunde is at home o,when you are comming buy something for her and i said ok,no worries and so i branched to all this road side ibo shops to see whether i can get some jean pants for her since thats what she likes but i saw the waist and i said this one wont size her o,i asked the man selling to give me size xyz and he said he doesnt have,i said no problem,i carried my bag and left his shop,the next thing was that as i backed him to leave his shop,he hit me on my ass,i said helo,what is the meaning of that and he gave me a mischevious smile and said 'like say you no like am',i snapped my fingers at him and he said wetin you wan do.i moved to where i parked and drove straight to my friends boyfriends officers mess,i asked for leuitenant xyz,they asked me to go upstairs,i told him what happened,he said what? Immediately he called 4 of his boys and ordered them to follow him,me too sat inside his car and immediately drove to where he was.of course i sat beside the drivers seat giving them direction.as soon as we got there and he saw me with soildiers, pointing towards his direction,he was about locking his shop.they just ran towards him and raked him,as soon as he fell down,they descended on him,they beat him,carried him up,slammed his head on his door and dragged him to their barracks,straight to guard room,i told those recruits,for the next two hours,you people should not stop o.beat him till he doesnt have strength to shout again.

Before i could say jack robinson,they brought ice block inside custard bucket and broke it on him.infact there was nothing they didnt use on him that day.they beat him to my satisfaction dat day.after then,i told my friends boyfriend that i want to go o.when he finishes teaching him how to behave in public,they should drop him back to his shop which is not too far from the barracks.he said ok no problem,smiled at me and i left. When i got home,i said uncle james,i am at home now o,he then said jokingly my boys don carry that your customer go hospital o.them say he collapse.i say na wetin good for am. We talked and i hanged up the phone.

The only thing that pained me in the matter was that i ended up not buying jeans for my little cousin because of the 1d1ot that annoyed me.

Aside that,i have not seen or experienced any man assaulting me.him sef go smell imself

My dear you seem very relaxed and not moved for treating an human being with blood flowing in his veins just like you has a slave all cause you happen to know a soldier. Well I tell you this,what you did is pure heartless and inhuman. You shouldn't have gone that far.

We keep screaming and shouting we want a better Nigeria,you inclusive. If the likes of you were to be among the movers and shakers of this country them am so so sorry for the future of Nigeria. You are so lucky he dint die in the process,his blood would have haunted you forever. God help you.

Yes a police man once slapped me and I gave him 2 very hot slaps in returned. He was so shocked/surprised and embarrassed.

pickabeau1: Is it the same daddy from the same species of people that you call pedophilic

Abeg no kill me with laugh o Biola.

@ topic,people say am a copy and paste of my hubby o.

Its most definitely VERY BAD,why get married if you can't share such info and good achievement with your spouse

maurice1: no,no,no,i refu....no,mm-mm,no,no,dats not eclipse of d sun,dats eclipse of a head

Lwkmd. For real na eclipse of the sun o,the only difference be say na ontop person head today own happen o.

Ain't it just perfect ;DAin't it just perfect

Goodmorning to everyone in the house,hope you all are doing great and all yours. Just popped in to say hi,so bad for me I can't keep much in the fun room. I must have missed a lot,been so stressed up this days with my 41days old baby and my elder son down with cough,cold,and fever.


Efe,Ypp,CC,Bellong,RR,Baba oyo,tunapa,I'd,cdamsel e.t.c I salute you all o.keep the house rocking folks. This is the best thread ever to be created on Nairaland,so full of fun and love.

@Baba oyo am a living testimony to that topic o,I meet my hubby online.prodigits,don't know if it still exist. We started of as close friends and were friends for some years and dated for 6years before getting married. And now we still rocking it real good. Its fun though and we laugh over it when we talk about it and the very first time we meet physically. To God be the glory o cause na God o and not us.

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pickabeau1: @Taryour how is your baby....

I dey o my broda and baby(Oluwamayowa) is doing very great thanks.

@tunapa thanks a lot bro.

Good evening house,hope you all are doing great and having a pleasant weekend?

@Baba oyo una welcome o,where @ thou been,family nko?
@ypp and Efe I sigh you both with binoculars,my sis I dey o with 1 husband and 2 boyfriends and work, 24hours isn't enough anymore. Wish I could get 6 more extra hours added to each day.

@Rr did I just hear you declaring you need a wife What happened to our agreement of giving you my daughter's hand in marriage

@all the single ladies in the house keep off o RR is already taken,make una no dey decieve yourself oo.

@pickabeau1 are you the same person as Biolabee

Madam CC I dey throw salute o,gbogbo family nko?
@tunappa,cdamcel,idowogbo,mystical,amarula e.t.c I hail all of una.

Keep the fun going peeps,love you all.

minute: 1. My biggest problem while pregnant was the urges to urinate. I never had morning sickness. I just always had to pee!
One time I was at a store, buying what I hoped was my last set of maternity clothes. While I was trying on a shirt, I
suddenly got that feeling where you know you have to relive yourself right that minute. I had no idea where the restrooms
were, or if the store even had restroom and piddled there. I told the dressing room attendant that someone else had done
it,and quickly left . . .I've never gone back to that store.

2. I was at the mall with a friend. We were enjoying lunch when the urge hit. I was lucky enough to find a bathroom, but
not before wetting my panties. I wrapped my panties in toilet tissue and disposed of them. It's not like anyone was going to
look up my skirt. When we finished lunch, we decided to hit the stores. My friend wanted to go to her ABSOLUTE favorite
store, so I said we should check it out. Well, she was taking forever, looking at all their clothes, looking for her size, looking
for presents for other people, e.t.c. And then, I had to wee. It's not like I could just pop a squat in the middle of the store, so
I tried as hard as I could to hold it and politely asked my friend to hurry up. Then, the most horrible thing happened. I couldn't
hold it anymore. A strong stream of urine came out and hit the floor. I tried to stop myself but I couldn't. All the contents of my
bladder came out. There was a humongous puddle beneath me( I was wearing a skirt). I left the store drip-drying by leaving little
droplets behind me.

3. I was having dinner at a really fancy hotel with my partner when the urge hit me. I asked a waiter for directions to the
bathroom, but got lost along the way. I considered knocking on the door of a suite and asking to use their toilet. I finally found
the bathroom, but I knew I couldn't make it to the stall. So I hoisted myself up and let loose in the sink. Not my finest moments.....

My dear you are not alone o, this is really funny though. The thing is after you have your baby and you remember those moments you wonder if it was really you who did dose things.

I remember waking up at about 2am in the midnight craving for chips (chips that they wunt fry till 7pm till the following day,to think that I had passed there earlier but the sight irritated me and I vomited just seeing it being fried)
Chai the following morning I woke up as early as 7am,dressed up and went on bike to the shop the chicken and chips was sold,I got a chair and sat there till 7pm @ night when they opened shop. Passers by must have thought I was there on a job search,other shop owners who dint understand my plight got tired of telling me the chop wunt be opened till evening.

All mothers in the house,I hail thee o. God is our strengh.

cherieb2: Back then in school Ȋ̝̊̅ had this neighbour(student too) that was pregnant, she came home around 6pm one ϑάў and said she wanted τ̅☺ eat ofe aku(palm nut stew) and demanded Ȋ̝̊̅ accompany her τ̅☺ the market τ̅☺ get palm karnel, unfortunately for us when we got τ̅☺ the market the women selling it had already gone. Τ̅☺ my surprise my neighbour started picking d palm karnel that fell of their tray on the ground, it was S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ crazy, and when Ȋ̝̊̅ tried stopping her she started crying that she would die that night if she does not eat her ofe-aku....some women that were still around then understood her predicament n directed us τ̅☺ the house of one of the sellers.....τ̅☺ cut the long story short, we finally got her aku around 11pm that night and she prepared the stew that same night and finally ate it around 1am....funny enough she didn't eat the ofe aku again after that night... lol

Yea this really got me cracking up big time.

cherieb2: Back then in school Ȋ̝̊̅ had this neighbour(student too) that was pregnant, she came home around 6pm one ϑάў and said she wanted τ̅☺ eat ofe aku(palm nut stew) and demanded Ȋ̝̊̅ accompany her τ̅☺ the market τ̅☺ get palm karnel, unfortunately for us when we got τ̅☺ the market the women selling it had already gone. Τ̅☺ my surprise my neighbour started picking d palm karnel that fell of their tray on the ground, it was S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ crazy, and when Ȋ̝̊̅ tried stopping her she started crying that she would die that night if she does not eat her ofe-aku....some women that were still around then understood her predicament n directed us τ̅☺ the house of one of the sellers.....τ̅☺ cut the long story short, we finally got her aku around 11pm that night and she prepared the stew that same night and finally ate it around 1am....funny enough she didn't eat the ofe aku again after that night... lol

Yea this really got me cracking up big time.

Hello house,hope you all are having a beautiful holiday? HAPPY celebration to all muslims in the house.

@Mummy CC eku ojo meta o,how you doing and family?
@Ypp how you dey and family?I see as you para for the abused thread,hope your oga no to vex before you answer am? Guess junior eventually gave you time to catch some sleep.the Lord is your strength.
@RR good work you did cleaning up that thread,that thread really got me emotional,it is well sha.hope you enjoying your stay here?
@Bellong welldone o,enjoy your get away while it last,God bless your family.
@ where @ thou,sent you pings but dint get tru thanks to network,hope you doing great and family?

Once again HAPPY HOLIDAY to everyone in the house.

First time am commenting on this thread cos I just could not help but to comment as it hurts me badly,as I type this am in tears. We women are known as mothers of the world and peace makers,if we cannot make peace on a faceless forum how then do we make peace in the real world How do we hope to make this world a better place attacking ourselves like these


IT IS WELL...