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chaircover: If you wake those boys na your ikebe I go beat

Haaaaa LWKMD,Aunty CC abeg oo. Na this my flat ikebe I dey take manage seduce Omotayo o. I dey pamper this my ikebe like new born baby sef. Ejo ooo leave my ikebe o

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Haha! [/quote]CC and EFE you both are hilarious,I don laff tire. I no even fit sleep again.( Runs out of the room before I wake the boys with laff).

I can't even remember most of those magazines anymore,na flour,butter and sugar dey my head now plus bbq and chops.(Covers face) choi,I don like money too much.

pweetixandy: muMu OP if U asK Me

Why call her mumu A fellow woman like you,in what way has she wronged you Just complement her beauty and it wunt bite you.

@topic,she is gorgeous and yes her smiles are indeed infectious just as cynhamscake said.

tunapa2009: Madam Taryour.. Una weldone ooo... Me no change my name oooo... I just dey observe as people dey "shange"(ibadan dialect) their "wuusername".....

Lol@ wuusername... No let aunty CC catch you o, else you don enter one chance be that.

duxduke: Y'all should follow dellabella - They're posting easy ways to make our home clean. They also have nice recipes

https://www.facebook.com/dellabellaeventsandhomesng

We no gree follow you,no be follow follow we they do hia o,even if you put jazz for mouth na long thing you dey o cause that jazz no go work,I tell ya. Now run along and look for followers elsewhere.

tunapa2009: Chei... YPP don follow suit ooooo... *thinking mood*

Wetin you dey think? You too wan change name

ypepe: Don't know why seun and his pple refused 3 letter words.
Now I'm stuck with 5.
Anywaiz, this room is too dull!

Somebody should light up da room!!!
(I dey kitchen), I de come.

Choi YPP this your new moniker funny o,how we go pronounce am?? Seun n Mukina una weldone oo. Funny enough have never been banned on Nl since I registered in 2006,no n say I holy o but I guess dey no dey see me.
It is well jare YPP,welcome back to the house.

**Pours a full drum of chilled water into the house to make it wet**

Oya YPP the house aint dry again o. *winks*

dayokanu: This witch did not kill him when he was a hopeless and defenceless infant or baby

This witch carried him on her back

This witch breastfed him clothed and fed him till he is grown

This witch sent him to school and paid all his school fees

He still lives with this witch and she still hasnt killed him

Maybe you need to visit an orphanage and see helpless orphans who need this kain witch to take care of them

You and that your brainless spiritualist and baba need to be stoned publicly

GASKIA!!! You have said it all.

@ op, you and your friend need to get your heads examined.

Sarah a: most time I fix it to my church just to save him the stress of spending or I will ask him to choose where is comfortable for him.Beside at times I make sure I do the payment for both of us to save him all the financailly stress .

Young lady wake up abeg. Your conditions sef get as e be. If you want a no s e x relationship doesn't mean you shouldn't visit him in his home, come on you aint teenagers that meet in public places all the time they want to talk/meet. Did you say most of the place you choose to meet is church oga oo. The guy go dey fear you sef. Just drop it,its so obvious you don't trust the guy and he knows so that just might be a reason he is isn't taking you serious.

@JintuShan/mgbeketo/Smellymukina2/calloti, I see you have been here as well,please and please calm down. I beg of you let peace reign, it is well with you. Thank you.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Nooooo o! Don't let that one go.

Na another bride too?

Just collect your money by-fire-by-force jare.

Better things must come your way this 2014. Debtors will not see your veranda - dem go waka pass... [/quote]AMIN O JESU.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Abi?

T, all those your debtors Igbesi customers - dem don pay up?[/quote]My dear e tire me oo,na one person remain oo. E don tire me for d babe sef,maybe she like to cary debt enter new year. May God help us oo

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Na wa o!

Is the bolded bit of your post necessary?[/quote]Efe you read my mind oo.
@ chilli what's up na? It is well

@JintuShan/mgbeketo/Smellymukina2/calloti, I see you have been here as well,please and please calm down. I beg of you let peace reign, it is well with you. Thank you.

longthinx: By bn hypothetical, i mean i may not b directly at d centre of d issue. But somebody marriage is at stake

Now what the hell do you mean by what you just typed here
You need to be delivered.

zainyrazzy: st pete u won't want me to reply u walahi cos if I do u won't lyk it. Ba ni da lokacin ka. Merry xmas

How is the celebration going ma'am? Guess you all are having a nice time.

zainyrazzy: Who say Nairaland is a Faceless forum? Nairalanders re great people ooo. A nairaland just fulfiled my wish of becomin of luving wife to my darling husband on his birthday. Tanks madam TAYOUR I really really appreciate it oooo words alone can't describe how happy I am dis morning. MERRY CHRISTMAS NAIRALANDERs

You are such a darling, awwwww now I can't hold back my tears. All the same let's thank God sweerie cos it was not my power but by God grace. God bless you and all yours. Big hugs for you sweerie.

Ewuro707: Amen. Thanks YPP and CC, the email thingy is somehow scary, don't wanna discuss here.

Thanks Dami, yes CIA indeed

Thanks , I'm glad to be back.

Awwww sweerie me its so good to have you back here dear.guess you are doing great and all yours. It is well dear, ikoro koni je tire mo lai lai IJN. This 2014 we have all seen by the grace of God shall be a year of replacement in 7 folds that which we lost in 2013 IJN *amen*


Merry xmas house,I love you all.

Whew!!! Am so exhausted I feel my back is going to remove. Me I no even cook anything for exmas o cause we spending it with ma parents and my inlaws. But I baked a lot of cakes(got plenty people reminding me of the cake I owe them) did lots of salad too and chinchin for family,friends n loved ones.


May God continually keep us all safe till this year is over and forever. One love.

Eku ise oo all of you (peeps and runs out)*****

(Runs back in) all ye new comers,una welcome oo. Runs out again.

chaircover: Hello sisters and brothers hope you are all good

Where is everyone sef?

Church today was explosive. Ha! I haven't danced so much in a long time.

Just as service was ending and we had already shared the Grace and people were already heading for the door, the choir just started praise worship as the Spirit led.

A few of us dropped our bags and just keyed in. Kai we danced o! Just us and the choir praise worshiping for a good 40 minutes non stop. When the thing caught our pianist he left the piano for someone else to play and he picked the mike and started singing too.

This is the beauty of small family churches especially when you have your own building and no caretaker is waiting and hurrying you up so he can lock the place.

All Glory be to God. He was certainly in our midst today & may He continue to be with us all Amen.

Amen o,and may God continually give us the grace to worship him more. Church was fun as well for me too and I danced a lot with my baby on my back, dint even care if anyone was watching.
How are you and all yours egbon?

mysticgal: help,how can one deal with a wicked stepmother

Relax dearie,only GOD can deal with someone o. Love her like if she were your mother.

[quote author=store_ss]Thanks all. @deeptesting, this situation is with my wife. I am cooperative with her but she might feel that she is lonely because I am not with her mentally and my ex has taken over my thoughts always.[/quote]Like seriously is this your story real or something? Do you know what marriage is at all You dint love her and you went ahead to wed her. What's your business if your ex is still single and not engaged That's why its called "ex"
This life sef,na calmly devil sit down,you go dey look for trouble. What even attracted you to your wife that made you take her to the alter? Is the feeling all gone What even makes you think your ex still wants you in her life
You better wake up man and grow up as well.

mysticgal: erm aunty taryour,the only way you can calm me is to give me a boash cake,like the brown one up there ,

Oya take. For you alone oo,don't give anybody o

Oga RR it is well with you,may God direct your paths.
@ mystigal I can only imagine how you feel,pele dear,trust me all will be well.
@ypp I dey hail o,how are you and all yours
@aunty CC you have messages o.

Complements of the season to everyone in the house. May God in his mercies keep and guide us all in Jesus name. AMEN

salsera: Unlike bellong, my calculator go crash if I calculate the number of days from the many many years ago


Its been a ROUGH YEAR but Jehovah knows and He says I should rejoice

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALSERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abeg Taryour send my cake oh cos 3D printer dey now oh

From the entire team of Boash Cakes and Events,we rejoice with salsera and baby belllong as they add a year today. May the good Lord add to you, greatness beyond your imaginations,prosperity in all your ways,progress in all ur doings success in all u lay ur hands on. Have a fun filled day beloved ones.

jossy26: Oooh, am I on frontpage; thank you omolabake ***winking

Like seriously Just hold on till I get hold of you. You so funny,good for you anyways.

Op its better you start searching for a guy whom you can stand his family. But wait a minute what exactly did his family do to you Hmm I can imagine how hurt that guy must feel when he finds out you can't stand his family.

greatgod2012: Haaaa nkan mbe o.
Mewa nsele ni'le aye.
So, someone can be this desperate and evil at the same time.
Only God knows the type of prayers your mum must have engaged in before the truth can be this unfold.

May God save us and our children from such a person o.

Madam where have you been o How are you and all yours? Complements of the season.

cynhamscakes: Really? hmmmm. Thanks ooo. Someone told me i shouldn't have used yellow cos yellow is the colour of Molue.
My initial colour of choice was red but i had kinda worked with red in my previous jobs before this so i wanted to play with another colour of fondant and being that i have never worked with yellow before (except gold) and the celebrant being a boy, i was like why not try yellow and see how it goes.

Well for me yellow and black is a very good combo.

Hello good afternoon, Am Mrs Adeyemi by name(CEO of Boash cakes and events)Am a fellow nairalander like you by the name taryour.hope am not to late in introducing myself and what I do? Trust me our prices are very affordable. We are based both in Lagos and Ogun state.


BOASH Cakes is a custom cake studio whose focus is to create visually stunning wedding cakes, Birthday, traditional wedding, anniversary cakes etc. Each individually tailored to the client's wishes, with an emphasis on freshness and great taste you can't resist. Our expertise in cake decorating combined with our knowledge of the latest trends allows us to bring any style to the cake table.
Not leaving out our other delicacies for all your events,ranging from our finger foods,cocktails,chops,fish kebab and chips,assun,executive ram bbq,shawama,pizza and so lots more you just name it and we are sure set to tickle your taste bud.
Our indoor and out door catering service is also not left out, whatever it is your guest desires, from continental dishes to our own african dishes will be right on point.
We offer catering services for corporate clients on TGIF and Company get-together:- this includes; Fish kebab, Assun, Chicken nd Chips, Coleslaw, Barbecue, Jollof rice, Fried rice etc.

Be Rest assured that we are moderate in pricing and will assist you to spend wisely and get more than your Naira's worth

Our Pay off line
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All you need to do is reach out to us @
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08061385853
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Me thinks it is AWESOME for a first attempt at cake sculpting. Its simple cute. very lovely colour combo and simple. The simplicity makes it more unique. God bless your handwork ma.