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Urget question guys... I tried to redeploy from camp since march it didn't work then so i gave up and decided to stay put.. Fast forward 3months today i just casually was browsing through my dashboard only to find that my relocation has been successful.

Now the issue is it was approved july 5th and it says you have 21 days to report else you face sanctions.. I don't know if i can still report to my new state or my redeployment would be cancelled?

Dude airtel 4g speed is godly.. ....probably the fastest internet speed in Nigeria

EFOLK5:
Congratulations Brooh!
I'm so delighted that my effort is not in vain.
MY ADVICE: the secrete of the business is to get as much app as u can accross as many stores as you can(I charge u to aim 100 Apps b4 december 31st), and you'll be amazed at what you achieve.

yes! That's the goal sir

EFOLK5:
Good afternoon beautiful people, how many of us have downloaded our APK and ready to hit the App Store?
We need to keep moving

i sir..... I have two apps on amazon App Store... Thanks so much for this.

For those of you having problems with admob here's your solution. If you have created your ad units and have them properly integrated into your app go ahead and proceed with submission. For some reason the ads from admob don't display with the tester app anymore but once you have your build(apk) you should see it popping up.

First sign of scam is asking you to pay to work. That's bs, some people might have gotten paid but that's all a part of the scam design. The biggest and most recognized freelance sites in the world dont require you to pay sh.it before you get a gig

How many apps can you create at a time with appsmoment?

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Lets discuss!!

Currently watching mob psycho 100

She should also pay for radio and tv advert

Here's the thing.. Women most certainly want sex (sometimes casual) as much as men do, but coming to a highly hypocritical and judgmental society like ours they have to curb or completely hide this desire while occasionally caving in on strong promises of love and marriage.

Our men have not attained tolerance to women's sexually expressiveness even though they see nothing wrong with them being sexually active before they decide to settle down(which is very hypocritical and fundamentally wrong). So in societies like ours, its better for women to hide their sexual desires or resort to using dildos as someone suggested.

See how college kids are taking time to flex relax and enjoy life, yet America still keeps producing some of the best educated minds in the world. Meanwhile, here in naija they keep singing face your studies, jack 24/7 read read read, and the country keeps getting worse and worse with thousands of graduates having "crammed to pass" degrees hustling for literally no jobs year in year out. Were totally getting it wrong.

One point that stands out to me, that not only applies to Nigerians but humans in the world generally today, is the need to believe in something. People tend to find backing, a form of spiritual solace on which they can rely upon for answers, hope, strength, will to go through life with much expected so long as you believe a supernatural force is there to wind up things in your favour.

People depend so much on this supernatural that they see no possible way to live without it. Because with its deceptive aura of presence and control, one can easily give up responsibility of life and actions with a guise that something beyond their control lives within them and controls their lives and actions subsequently

Eke40seven:
I think the MODs and Nairaland are displaying the reason why human life values nothing in Nigeria. In a sane country, that corpse would have been covered up.

In a sane country, the family of the deceased will sue whoever published these pictures online.
I plead with Seun and the mods to apply caution in posting pictures of dead people and accident victims. It goes against every ethics of journalism or even against the norms of a civil society.
Many a time, these victims have families and loved ones and these gory pictures do not depict how they would want to be remembered by their loved ones.
Even victims who survive these accidents go through psychological trauma and have life long psychological scars, many never recover from the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). Many go through nightmares.
Could you imagine a girl who had gone through great stress to make up and look good, then probably became a victim of an accident, do you think she would want the bloodied mess of her body to be on display everywhere on the internet?
Or may be a mourning mother who just recovered from the sad loss of a loved son on opening a Facebook page, incidentally got to see a religious post with the inscription against the picture of her son's body in a jelly of blood and tissues, "Type "Amen", if you don't want to be a victim of accident this year".
Sad sad! Please, Mods take note.
I will keep recycling this message until this message reaches the right channels.

So much sense!!.... Seun lalasticlala mynd44 please read this

edoboy33:
am really serious it really depressing ..you guys don't know how it feels like if ur personal qualities such as charisma knowledge intelligence are not appreciated just face only

oboy, how would she know of all those attributes if you dont get close to her nd let her see that side of you?

alexialin:
But sincerely and with all. Modesty who in her right senses would want to marry a job less guy? If your sister brings home a jobless guy as her fiance? Will u accept? Your parents sef will walk him to the door.
And when it comes to cheating? If the guy can swear he has never fucvked any babe except her when things were rosy for him? Then he can go ahead and dump her. Cos we all know most financially stable guys cheat in relationships. So because she admitted and confessed to cheating on him once! He should dump her?
Let's please place ourselves in that scenario..

If your sister bring home a jobless man? Will u welcome him?

The guy in this case wasnt jobless from the begining. Anyone can lose their job at anytime, this is point where she ought to show utmost support and encouragement for the guy, coupled with the fact he sponsored most of her education.

I personally think her true colours is coming out, her gold digger soul is being revealed. If the guy can keep his new job a secret a little bit longer, she would run away eventually.

felixomor:
You see how intelligent you are?
Please show me the name and death certificate of the person that was killed in the fire.?...

please, have you seen jesus' birth certificate

lol.....alot of people are now watching anime though

The idea that cartoons are only for kids is fast fading away, alot of people all over the world watch anime (most especially) and animated films. Some cartoons like family guy, are made for adults not kids.

When people scream money money money before considering marriage sometimes it makes me wonder weather they mean 'money' in terms of filthy richness or in terms if complete lack of.

It is only reasonable that a man earning an income not capable of sustaining himself save for a wife and possibly a family not concern himself with getting married until he's a bit more settled.

But if this money craze should mean that a man be filthy rich before marriage, then i must say nairalanders male and female alike are being completely unrealistic. Its true every man dreams and hopes to get wealthy someday, but the fact is not every man would be rich, most men , hardworking men, turn out to be just average at the end of the day.

Look around you. hundreds of people get married weekly and you dont get to see most of them on tv or on forbes list.

SirWere:



hahn said he has an idea for something like this.....

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On a sidebar, Jack, if you want quick fame, you can easily just open a blog and say :

21 yr old ATHIEST turns Christian after 29 years professing atheism (if we can have an 80 year old young lady; this should be too hard ) . "God slapped me"; he claims.

Then you can write a book with an apt title like. "From knowing to believing" or "That Rationality of religion".
Of course, these books can be a newer version of the same old flawed arguments put forward by apologists to defend their faith. E no concern you.
Just spice it up with anecdotes. You know how humans love anecdotes!!
Create a Youtube page and come back on NL as a firebrand christian.
Persuade Nairaland atheists to help your ministry....and if they agree; they drop their reason and claim religion saved them.

By that time, you'll be famous and well known.

Your blogs will be getting a million views and your name will be used up an dan in debates.

Drop some juicy quotes too...

"When a man stop reasoning...only then he begins to see the truth for what it is"

"I used to believe in evolution. But one day I asked myself : How is it that my hands are the right length, shape and width; to scratch my balls It was then I realized : Nature cannot give me such a perfect tools to scratch my balls from randomness. Something must have given me a perfect scrotum toucher. Something......or someone

and other quotes like that.
They'll love it!!

If you want to go a step further, you can publish more books like "The Divine slap : 21 ways to make God hit your face with success" and other "inspiriationals".

They'll love it

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P.S : I hope no one will use this thread to say Atheists need churches because they still believe God. I sincerely hope not

This is really good...nice one

Rone16:
I get what you're saying but he's is 2011 and yours is 2016..They must have changed it

see this one.....

The guy is actually getting the attention he wanted in the first place.

smksean:
haba it cant be up to 700 u calm down

Den you dont know Futminna. Last year was around 800

still looking for fvcks to give!!!

Nice thought actually

KingEbukasBlog:
Singularity is not a physical state of affairs it is a mathematical idealization and it is not eternal , it has an origin , so I don't get your point .

You cannot isolate the the emergence of space and time from the existence of a singularity.

If space-time begun, then there was a singularity. And with this singularity being essentially the universe in a quatum scale
, it's emergence is unaccountable, therefore the singularity (quantum universe) always was.