₦airaland Forum

YOUNGELDER1:
If this one gives milk what then does the likes of Roman goddess give when you give them money

HIV

yorex2011:
Is it possible for a lady to have a baby without your consent.. I thought there are condoms for that. Cos me thinks the only reason why you would ejac in a lady is because you want to get her pregnant

SMH some guys are just stupid,use condom!, No! Buy drugs No money and one pig will ask why she got pregnant.

nairavsdollars:
the black dude with shades looks like an authentic rapist yet he is leading the protest against rape..

My advice: They should take their rally to the North where Alhajis are raping underage girls

Haba dem write rapist for person face again

Pls where is the backside.

EweduAfonja:
Useless Igbos and blood Money

Pls was ur sense used for money rituals. R.i.p little one.

abiodunalasa:
Mtcheeew who dribble eep ?

He has now scored 300 La Liga goals faster than Messi did...

Only player to score every team in La Liga in a single season

Highest Goal scorer in the history of Club World cup...

Highest goal scorer in the history of Champions League...

Highest goal scorer in group stage in the history of Champions league...

5 times Ballon d Or

First player to score in every champions league group stage game...

Highest goal scored against a single team (Sevilla) 15 matches 25 goals...

First player ever to win Ballon de O'r in English Premier League


And yet you guys come here to bitch about "dribbling"..
Like seriously ?
Mtcheeew!!!

Bro me likes me some Ronaldo but he not the only EPL player to win the balon d'or

I love his angle think positive and live positive

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lol... Definitely can't give u that satisfaction.

too late am already happy either way.be seeing you

MissRaine69:
To be called a driver one has to be actually be able to drive a car sitting in a car and expecting miracles that won’t happen. Maybe your car needs someone who can actually drive!

Hmmm maddam driver there is a vacancy in my organization

Virus777:
Never seen this thing in my entire life. Which country do y'all live?

Bros y this kind lie na

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Still wondering why u mentioned me... No one should anger me with nonsense this new month pls

Lol urs is the only female moniker I know and GREAT am happy if it makes you angry.

Originalsly:
Somewhere in America.... New York.... Queens precisely....... he is making it up as he goes along. Queens... a borough of NYC. Streets in NYC .... have you ever seen a pic of a street in NYC with no side walk?...or cars not parked neatly along the curb? ... or cars not being driven in lanes?.... or shacks instead of neat rows of buildings ? All present in this.
Potholes... you wouldn't find such potholes in NYC because of how the streets are built. Almost always.... entirely concrete...or concrete at the bottom and asphalt on top. When a pot hole forms... and they do this time of year.... Naija pot holes can't compete! They are not very big as in the pic... they are small.... can be deep...but the side sides are steep and solid... no easing in and out... if you hit a deep one...like I did..m immediate blow out.... I needed a wheel change.... tire finished... rim damaged beyond repair... standard iron rims. NYC ?... every driver biggest fear....potholes... they pop up anytime...any where... but....there are crews that go around at nights filling them. You can even call 311 and report a pothole.... they'll get to it. Why?..the city is responsible for maintenance of the streets. ..and should your car be damaged...then the city can be liable.

Wow one create of Heineken for u and some rounds with NWANYIAWKAETITI.

autotrader014:
Now this what we talking about. Nice machine

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MhizAJ:
They should leave her alone biko
Who doesn't do afterall but i tot she was a virgin initially with the way she was behaving

Ceecee is like the realest babe in that house so far

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Lol a while ago people would take $10k over cee cee,u ceeeeeeee now she's d only decent person left in the house �

Davido is my friend,I'll soon appear in on of his videos .

queensera:
Dj Cuppy Strike A Pose with African richest man "Aliko Dangote" and her billionaire daddy "Femi Otedola" as they both attended wedding in india.

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/02/dj-cuppy-poses-with-dangote-and-her.html

Don't worry I'll marry u

rano1:
GBENGA ADENIJI writes about the funny names Nigerians give Naira denominations

Nigerians are creative. Whoever is in doubt should check the speed with which they often turn serious matters to grand jokes. The latest being the memes targeted at the incongruous story about a snake swallowing N36m at the Benue office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board.

From the names given to car brands to churches, the humour cum inventiveness is never in short supply. Nigeria has naira denominations ranging from N10, N20, N50, N100, N200, N500 to N1,000. But the names they call the notes are sometimes confusing and astonishing.

The Hausa for example give ethnic names to naira notes. One has to understand the language to know the naira note being referred to. Same goes for the Yoruba who refer to money as ‘kudi’ or ‘owo’ and the Igbo who call money ‘ego’.

For instance, Hausa call N5 naira biyar; N10, naira goma; N20, naira ishirin; N50, naira hamsin; N100, naira dari; N200, naira dari biyu; N500, naira dari biyar; and N1,000, naira dubu daya. Naira is added at the beginning of each local name to identify the denomination.

Among the Yoruba especially, N50 is called wazo (wazobia), denoting that the note has images of the three major ethnic groups in the country. There is also the image of a lady in the note representing the Middle Belt. Wazobia is coined from how the three major ethnic groups express the English word, ‘Come’. Yoruba say “wa”; Hausa utter, “zo”; while Igbo say “bia.” Funnily enough, N50 is also referred to as ‘white’ or ‘kala.’

A driver, identified only as Akindele, said the name came from the colour of the note. He said, “I hear people call N50 ‘white’ and ‘wazo’. But there was a time I asked to know how the names came about and some boys in our park asked me the colour of N50 and I said it’s white. So, they told me not to ask them silly question again as I could see the colour myself.”

SUNDAY PUNCH observed that the majority of the names given to naira notes in Yoruba came from boys who work at motor parks, especially the ones popularly known as agberos, otherwise called union boys.

The N20 has the picture of the late former Head of State, Gen. Murtala Muhammed. The N20 is identified as ‘Muri’, a shortened form of ‘Murtala.’ Apart from that, the note is also called ‘shandy’.

Most of the ‘street boys’, who spoke with our correspondent, were unable to explain how N20 came to be known as ‘shandy.’

But one of them identified as Busayo Ahmed said, “It is a slang. Something can just happen, you know like a brainwave and someone will rename a note. Since street slang is meant to dumbfound people, it will be adopted by those within the clique.’’

Ahmed may be right when one examines the name, faiba (spelt fibre) used to identify N10. This thus translates to the marking of N100 as 10 faiba, indicating N10 in 10 notes.

The N100 note has the image of the late Premier of the Western Region, Chief Obafemi Awolowo. They also refer to it as ‘Awo’. The ‘Awo’ is understandably an abbreviated form of Awolowo but referring to same note as faiba can be puzzling.

Similarly, N200 is referred to as 20 faiba, indicating that it is N10 in 20 places or notes.

The next time you hear Figo, know that N500 is being referred to. The note has the image of the late ex-President, Nnamdi Azikiwe. He was popularly called Zik, hence the ‘Ori Zik’ which is used to identify the money.

A Twitter user, @okeyjames, reacting to the slang used to identify N500, wrote, “If only Luis Figo knows that his name ‘Figo’ means N500 in Lagos.” Luis is a retired Portuguese footballer.

A sociologist at the Kaduna State University, Dr. Hauwau Evelyn Yusuf, said people used their dialects to name money in order to identify well with it.

She said, “The Yoruba call money kudi or owo and the Hausa refer to N50 for example as naira hamsin to identify with their own languages and people. It is just to make it blend with their cultural system.

“In Southern Kaduna for example, the people refer to money as krum. Though the money we spend is naira, the 50 in N50 for instance is a borrowed counting system. So, people will just find a common name which their people can relate and identify with.’’

Source :http://punchng.com/amusing-names-nigerians-give-naira-notes/

Pls what's this na? Put lubbish in the lubbish

CROWNWEALTH019:
God is greater than allah

. but God is Allah it's just in Arabic,but some people choose to worship him in their on mumu way.

deepwater:


Advantage of breast milk over all these is because breast milk comes in a more attractive container

Give a guy breast to suck today! NO NO NO may be tomorrow

ajuji1:
This is the face of the great scientist. Nigeria is blessed. Please where do we got it wrong

From ur English

eezeribe:
Beautiful lesbian... I support her decision to express her sexuality in the best way she can...
Fornicators,masturbators,adulterers and adulteresses should quietly SHUT UP.

But but lesbians are forever fornicators and masturbators na.

That's what they call happy headache

NwaAmaikpe:


This is so true.
No woman should give her kitty out for free.
Because that's the oil well nature has given them...

Just like in the parable of the talents, on the last day; every woman will account for how much she made with hers.
Woe betide you, if yours couldn't generate income.

Money remains the best aphrodisiac, if he can't give you money, you have no right to be hörny for him.

Will you keep quiet

I only tune in to watch the sex and nudity part

WICKED SOULS

sbm060:
God lemme be lucky like messi goal against Chelsea

Walahi Barcelona and messi where just lucky.

C boy with em fine babe

Beauty and brains lethal combination ,MOST beautiful girls are mumu's .that was not my real handwriting.

That's just kids play,but good for him sha

Gpowerstechnlgy:
My guy improve your skills on socialization, but that doesn't mean you'll have to go down with any girl.
For instance, am 24, am as jovial as a play boy but I've never touched any girl. Not that I can't do it. They come throwing themselves on me often and on but I've decided not to bonk any. It's just a matter of decision, the choice is yours.

Oshe baddest I berieve urrrr

igbozionism:
my mom is a govt health worker. stole some condoms from her office

U don enter front page na