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Romance / Re: Do I Need To See A Doctor, I Can't Do More Than 3rounds by tayo60(f): 9:37pm On Jul 18, 2022
Na your grave you dey dig so
Romance / Re: Most Guys On NL Lack High Self-esteem by tayo60(f): 9:27pm On Jul 18, 2022
Thanks Op, dem dey talk and bash women as if dey no get mama and sisters
Romance / Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 5:49pm On Jul 18, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Which of the names, Israel or Daniel
wetin happen to you my candy crush? where you dey since?
Phones / Re: Who Has Updated Redmi Note 11 To Android 12 Here? by tayo60(f): 2:32pm On Jul 18, 2022
I no longer receive updates on my RN9, it's been two years now that I have been using it. I have been stuck at MIUI 12.5.4, any help here?
Romance / Re: She Even Said She Is Not Single.. by tayo60(f): 11:00am On Jul 18, 2022
She no go see d man marry cos God go open his eyes

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Family / Re: For Nairaland Men Only!! by tayo60(f): 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2022
@Nazgul, thanks
Romance / Re: Ladies How Would You Handle This Situation? by tayo60(f): 5:30pm On Jul 17, 2022
Turn her to fu*ck mate

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Family / Re: For Nairaland Men Only!! by tayo60(f): 2:43pm On Jul 17, 2022
I have learnt a lot from d comments, thanks guys

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Family / Re: What Should I Do My Nairaland Family? My Wife Has Been Password Her Phone by tayo60(f): 2:35pm On Jul 17, 2022
There should always be transparency in marriage, if one partner password his or her phone from d other, it shows they are hiding something and it's basically cheating

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Family / Re: Have You Ever Been Mocked? Share Your Experiences by tayo60(f): 2:23pm On Jul 17, 2022
I no dey put those things for my mind, if you no get your own for body, dey dia dey mock me.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Stylishly Tell Your Girls To Go For HIV Test After Returning From SA by tayo60(f): 1:36pm On Jul 17, 2022
Tell her of your plan for marriage and need to do compatibility tests including HIV
Family / Re: What Is That Scariest Thing That Happened To You And Never Told Anyone by tayo60(f): 8:52pm On Jul 16, 2022
shantti:
I was still very little. I came back from crusade with my family around 1am. We all slept off in the bed. I suddenly woke up and was staring at the dark room. All of a sudden, three figures appeared inside that room. This was not a dream, I was wide awake. They wore dark hooded clothing. Their clothes were filled with large boils. So disgusting. They had dark faces too. I was stunned. I tried to scream JESUS but couldn't. I struggled and struggled, my throat was suppressed and very dry. I finally bloated out JESUS and they disappeared. I was still so little then and I told no one. I was surprising how no one in my family noticed.

Fast forward to last yr when I went to osun for service, this figures appeared again at mid night, this time they were only two, omoh, I was so.shocked and scared. they stood at the edge of my bed looking down on my head and reading out something from a large Bible like book. I couldn't move, I struggled to shout JESUS but couldn't, I struggled and struggled all to no avail, they continued reading whatever it was they were reading. I finally shouted JESUS and the one in the far left fell with a thud and started grumbling sluggishly, they both disappeared, my neighbor and his girlfriend barged into my room to know why I was screaming. It was so embarrassing, the girl was laughing at me. She was like "so nah now you remember say Jesus dey exist". The guy too was struggling to hold his own laughter. Naturally I hate been embarrassed. I was so mad that those demons had to made me face embarrassment. I swore to deal with them when next I encountered them. How I would deal with them, I didn't know.

Last month, I was sleeping, I suddenly felt someone trying to quickly fold me and my bed into a ball, I kicked out angrilly towards the person and hit nothing. The folding quickly stopped.

I no longer feel afraid towards such occurance, I only feel anger towards it. It seems when they notice you aren't scared any more, they let u be.

Am not even that religious. I just attend only Sunday mass.
U need Jesus in your life and pray fervently, there are dark powers around you, stop them before they stop you.

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Family / Re: Urgent Advice Needed. by tayo60(f): 8:39pm On Jul 16, 2022
Davies25:


Thank you.

That 800k will pay my rent for 3 n half years.
My fear is; no official documents was given me, won't it amount to a waste if later my other siblings are laying claim to it. Since i didn't start it. ( Humans are unpredictable)
Let your parents tell them how much you spent on d house for future reference, incase they want to lay claim, they will have to refund you your money before you all decide what to do with d house.
Family / Re: Urgent Advice Needed. by tayo60(f): 8:36pm On Jul 16, 2022
Davies25:


Yes, this is what I feel like doing. But my landlord is aware of the house and he has told me he isn't collecting rent from me again. He expects me to move to the house.
So, that means am getting a new place.
2) The general opinion including my parents is that i should complete it that paying another rent would be a waste.
This is a best decision, follow it
Romance / Re: Would You Rather Be With Someone You Love Or Someone Who Loves You? by tayo60(f): 6:57pm On Jul 16, 2022
cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Between Your Ex And Your Current Partner Who Is More Good In Bed? by tayo60(f): 6:50pm On Jul 16, 2022
This topic is as silly as d Op
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Dad Is Homeless by tayo60(f): 5:24pm On Jul 16, 2022
Never try that shit or else, premium tears is waiting for you. As an elderly man, you take care of his feeding, bathing, cleaning even washing of his clothes. U are not responsible for him as his daughter's boyfriend, u can help by looking for a room apartment for him and pay. Ur space and freedom are important to you, you may not like his behaviour or how he does or uses some of your properties. What did the man use the three or six months notice given to him by d house owner to do? If he had a plan, he should have secured an apartment before d expiration of the notice. If you accommodate him, he goes no where. That one month will later become a year or two, because he won't be paying house rent, feeding, utilities and the rest, so tell me, how will he leave . Baba will be expecting you to treat him as your father, and he on the other hand, will see you as his son, whereby monitoring your movements.A word is enough for d wise!

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Suddenly Turning Evil? by tayo60(f): 5:10pm On Jul 16, 2022
Listen men, try and do DNA of every child your woman has for you from birth, so that something like this won't happen to you. Forget about I trust her

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Romance / Re: My Soon To Be Wife by tayo60(f): 7:54am On Jul 16, 2022
Don't pay any money, let her look for it herself and pay, then she will know it's not easy to make money. Who she be self? She is taking advantage of your kindness cos she knows you will pay d money for her .

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Romance / Re: Were Do U Wish To Marry From? by tayo60(f): 9:58am On Jul 15, 2022
Jmichael1:
Hi guys....

dis question goes to the single ladies/ gentle men in the building...

were do u wish to marry from and wats ur reason?

As for me,i want to marry an ijaw grl bcus they got almost all the stuff i nid in a woman.
i mean they got the dark complexion...the killer curves and they are frdly to be with..

so guys tell us,were do u which to marry from....

cheers.....
that's why your marriage will not last. what about her character

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Romance / Re: Stop Judging People For Being Arrogant Or Proud You Don’t Know Their Story by tayo60(f): 9:56am On Jul 15, 2022
Everyone has a story to tell
Romance / Re: Things Wey Pain Pass Heartbreak by tayo60(f): 5:42pm On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Ami ase

Mi o le gba gbe laye
Koda ma ra Ferrari ati Lamborghini mo
Ma tun fun yin ni BTC gan
E se gan. Mo ma ma reti awon ohun te le ma she funmi
Romance / Re: Things Wey Pain Pass Heartbreak by tayo60(f): 3:44pm On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Alabere eran ni mi
Mo de ma n se awon ise kan kan lori ero ayara bi asa
To, o da bahun! Ise a maa lo deedee, aje a si ma bugbaje o, sugbon e maa gbagbe a tii ra Bugatti ti mo so o
Romance / Re: Things Wey Pain Pass Heartbreak by tayo60(f): 1:53pm On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
When zip hold the hair of your prick
When door hold your hand
When e reach time to nack, she come tell you say she dey on her period
When you dey wave person, you come realise say no be you the person dey wave



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
see my husband on every thread, abeg, ise wo le n se o
Romance / Re: Dear Single Ladies, U Don't Have Or May Not Have Spiritual Problem by tayo60(f): 1:48pm On Jul 14, 2022
Like yourself
Romance / Re: Update On Vice Principal Raping My Girlfriend by tayo60(f): 1:40pm On Jul 14, 2022
Thank God your eyes don clear

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Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by tayo60(f): 11:33am On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Ojukokoro khe
Mo le fun e ni kidney mi gan

Drop location, so my boys can bring in the Rolls Royce sharp sharp
I just dey smile ni sha grin grin

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Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by tayo60(f): 10:59am On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

£50k lasan
Iyawo mi you pass like that
Let me send 1million kuwait
Well, make it £200k and 2022 Rolls Royce. Mi o sa ni ojukokoro now

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Romance / Re: How Can You Know Your Right Partner? by tayo60(f): 10:10am On Jul 14, 2022
Nonexisting:
When you have yourself as your own partner. It works best for me currently and no single regrets so far. In fact I'm angry at myself for not discovering this long time ago.
Dey deceive yourself. U wan celibate for life?

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Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by tayo60(f): 9:58am On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Who tell you say i no fit buy you Tesla
Shey you dey whine me ni
Tesla car wey my gate man take dey do uber
Tesla phone wey i dey dash oyo women at work and amotekun anyhow

Taju nau
The guy wey wan steal you from me
Ok, send £50k to my aza, Ka ti ibeyen bere

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Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by tayo60(f): 8:03am On Jul 14, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


If to day you gree marry me lasan, na smile and laugh you go dey laugh till old age
Your old age no go even show self, but you say na broda taju you like
shey smile and laugh go buy me Tesla? By d way, who be taju?

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Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by tayo60(f): 8:07pm On Jul 13, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


Fear khe
Emi abijawara bi ekun
Me wey spirit dey fear.
If i just bring out my oraimo cord and approach her, she go take the next flight back to her domain.
I’ll now be singing, winner o o o o winner, winner o o o winner, orgasm giver you done win oh, winner, pata pata you go win forever, winner
see d way I dey smile grin grin

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