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nzeobi:
if you off her cloths now the type of strech marks you will see ehn, two days you never eat.

LuciferSinless:
So this gullible fool believes it was the Psalms he recited that saved him.


What if the herdsmen got tipped that something had gone amiss in their operation & were equally desperate to leave that vicinity?
What if they were sent to get a specific person (hence the N100m ransom demand) & found out they had the wrong people?

There are so many things that could have prompted them to end their operation abruptly.

If God truly "saved you", why did God allow you to fall into such misfortune and incur losses in the first place?
Was He asleep?


Why do black Africans always reason irrationally/illogically?



*spits

EVILFOREST:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview

My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth

INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.

HisWays1st:
She is self employed and very good at it too.... Hair. Ohhh my friend!
She is tall, dark and beautiful. Real African queen
She is very useful around the house and humble.
She is over 40 but less than 44.
She trained graduates but....... awrrrrhhhhh na this angle de pain me pass
Her selfless nature sees her putting everyone abi carrying others load on her head to her own hurt. And people sabi take advantage.
In short, i no fit shout again!

It is about time she started looking out for herself. She will always say, i leave it to God.
She is my very good friend!!!




She will probably have my skin if she finds out about this but am doing it all the same.

S>O>S

opparadise:
OP, okay, he scored and wore a Black Panther mask then I should start jubliating or what?
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Let me explain life to you:
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1. You are uncreative.
2. Your reasoning of making Nairaland frontpage is as black as the mask.
3. You may try to argue, but I'll surely snub you.

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Let me score you: 3/100.
Remark: Stop watching football. Try Barney and Friends.

lilkech:
hmm, but how can someone be telling me to pay 43k for one ps3 and then extra 2k for waybill to jos?

CreepyBlackpool:
wawu

red looks good on her

CreepyBlackpool:
Anybody that believes in juju, witchcraft, money rituals, this whole pant ish needs psychiatric evaluation!

asalimpo:
really? After your first job you still couldnt afford a fairly used system for N10k/15k destkop? You were still returning to pay to use a cybercafe's used system (with all d noise nd distraction) ? Not being sarky but ...

tollyboy5:
Some guys use to be surprised how I design electronics and write code at times when I don't have system. I used mobile IDE just because I don't want my limitations to overpower me. But now I'm going deeper on coding if I had a way of helping I would have done that

TheArranger:
No? If I know someone is gonna rob a bank, I inform the police to make sure nobody's getting hurt. But actually, that's not the point.

The point is, that God appearantly made humans this way. God had absolute power in shaping humans to affirm his ideals, but intentionally made them sinful. He told Adam and Eve to not eat the fruit from the tree, claiming that they would die if they ate from it, but as they were incapable of distinguishing good and evil, he knew that they were eventually gonna eat the fruit any way. Because they didn't know better and had no way of knowing better. Also that warning was a lie (they didn't die, but gained knowledge of good and evil, which is exactly what Satan/the snake told them). You might argue they died eventually, but that's usually not how we use this sentence. Their death was not immediately caused by eating the fruit. Of course them eating the fruit resulted in their death, but that's like pointing a gun to your head and telling you not to eat an apple, killing you when you do and claiming it was suicide. They died, because God banished them from paradise for eating the apple. So if this story is true it is evidence of god breaking two of his own laws (killing people and lying to people). This is not the behaviour of a good being. Yahwe definitely acts like a dick in Genesis 1.

So let's talk about Satan and his role in the story:

Satan didn't break any of the common rules of our societies. He found out that Eve had been lied to by God and did the right thing: telling her that this was untrue and telling her that she would gain knowledge of good and evil, which was the immediate effect of eating the fruit. And that's all Satan did in Genesis 1.

Dude na lack info wey u no get dey worry u .get d full info before u post crap next time

Jonathan:
What language are you typing?
Sorry, It looks like bullshit !

KingOfThisnDat:
Why does every Ibo joke have to be so crude and laden with sexually explicit rhetoric or depictions?

frbona:
Haven't this guys heard of animal rights?

Asquare84:
That a rattle snake. Very dangerous and can also fly