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angeleses:
You live in Southampton of all places - a place I have lived while in the UK and you talk as if you are in paradise - I can write any English I like - I am not asking you to be impressed - Mr big lips.

Now i've just confirmed you're just making noise for nothing. I'm not going to divert this topic by abusing you but i still need you to answer my question- How do u intend to change Nigeria?

FYI
I work in southampton during the weekdays and head back to London during the weekends

angeleses:
@Babatunde Williams(babwilms)

My heart is peculiarly sugary and honified at the fact that someone has seen the pertinent point I have been perenially vituperating concerning how Nigeria can accelerate towards a state of continous change and development - the mindset of Nigerians must take a 360degree rotation about the present axis - it must be juxtaposed completely and made to have a complete change - we have been a conglomeration of homo sapiens who expects things to be done for us, without a parallel recourse to what we can do for the country - we look at the lampoonable characters called politicians and public office holders and because of their corrupt fiendos and grotesquely tattered mindset at economically famishing the nation, we use that to judge the fact that the country can not accelerate towards gigiantic greatness? Says who? America is the most corrupt nation on earth - yet they are progressing - why, because of the patriotic zeal of the people - we as a people need to doubly beleive in our country and pray and work towards her dexteric greatness not to at every opportunity yell all manner of juraristic yobs and dastardly opinionated restitude at her which does nothing but to continually velocites her to a state of perilious destruction - we don't want these - lets all aggregate our hands to make it work.

Starting from you the poster - How do you intend to make it work i.e make nigeria a better place?

and can you stop with all the unnecessary english, no one is impressed and im still waiting for the answer to my question

angeleses:
with all the above vituperations and passionately renders elizabethan discourses, noone has actually been able to conjure a set of reasons why people say the country is an anomaly - all the reasons postulated are reasons that are not myopically connoted to the country alone - same things abide in all other conglomerations called nations - from the developed to the undeveloped nations - these things are applauded, take China for example - is the human right abuse in Nigeria as gigiantic as it is in China? Is the yuletide of crime and apocalypse of murder in South Africa not worse than it is in Nigeria? Is ethnic rigmarole and economic conodrums not worse in Zimbabwe, Kenya, Egypt etc than it is in Nigeria? Is corruption not the same globally as it is in a federated entity like it is Nigeria - so - I still havent seen - what is uniquely a mis adventure for a country like ours - it shows visually that the condomium of problematic dexterity is in the way the people themselves has find it to reason - a reason that algeraically summarises to lack of patriotic zeal and lack of passionate patriotism in the part of the citizens - worse for it are those who have found themselves out of the entity.

We all need a gigiantic overturn of our medula oblongata in a way that will bring a parallel recourse to egotism and remove every iota of obtuse hatred and return it to a condrum of applaudable patriotism - Nigeria is not yet uhuru - but I am certain that the way to uhuru is not paved with gold, it is a miniature of the biblical camel passing through the highway of the needle eye - we just have to concur to a change of patriotic aggradisement in a way that will bring political forwardness and economic upwardness.

Reacting further, I summise that the maximal conflic and attitudinal egotism protrudes from those Nigerians that have found themselves out to other nations like America/Europe - these set of people out of their lampoonable parameters, resort to comparing Nigerian with these developed nations, they paste their thinking faculty with facades of good life, facades that block their mentality and they in adequately try to assuge everyone of the need for Nigeria to be in parallel algorithm with Nigeria - they forget with utmost recluse that Nigeria and these countries are not in the same league - they blind themselves with inimical obrobrium. They should be made to meticulously renege on their hell bent threat to undermine our loving country - it is a shame.

Did u purposely decide to write with all this grammar?

@ HR.hotness

Personally the only thing i see that's good in naija is that we've got very hardworking people and the only reason y some of the people r like that is because they have no other choice than 2 work very hard 2 SURVIVE
Thats all, Nothing again.

Tell me one thing thats is good about Nigeria apart from what i've just mentioned

> Apart from private schools the education system in naija is a complete joke.
> The employment system is mainly who you know and also how lucky you are.Tell me how can someone who studied agriculture be a personal banker in a well respectable bank, while people that graduated with 1st class are still struggling to get one interview.
> The Electricity is the no1 thing and im not even going to speak on that.
> No security - You can't even drive on third mainland bridge(probably the busiest roads in lagos) in the middle of the night and if you do you have to be driving 120m/hr .Thats if you can see the road clearly (street lights) or the pot holes (bad road) does not finish your car. A friend of mine found out the hard way, his car messed up on TML bridge, less that 3 mins some guys walked up to him and beat the hell out of him-stole his all his stuff and told him 2 start walking home -Imagine walking bare footed from third mainland to gbagada.

You can't even stop in some police checkpoints in the middle of the night because you're not sure they are thieves or police and you risk getting shot at - that is what some people go through evry single day
> Corrupt Politicians and leaders- Can someone tell me why EFCC has not prosecuted and jailed 1 single former corrupt governor/senator/minister/honorable etc.  
I really wish i can help but i can't do anything until some of the issues above have been resolved or even the government is working towards resolving it.

Or if you tell me how i can positively help my country i really don't mind

I was going 2 say the same thing. Although i'm not igbo i have gone to at least 7 igbo weddings and i believe the age range was around 27 - 34 for the husbands

@Poster

U might probably know maybe 1 or 2 ppl dat got married @ dat age, dat does not mean you should generalize the whole igbo tribe.

spiderman:
so u see na case of :all of us dey steal but na the one wey them catch be THIEF

Bro i dont understand what you're saying here, can u pls clarify?

Bad Roads
Security - Government needs to Provide incentives and facilities to make police more effective.
No Electricity - I believe i dont need to explain this, as a matter of fact this is the worst
No low cost houses - Definitely no poor man can buy the houses at that price so is it really worth building houses where only rich ppl can buy,thats even if its not already shared between their family members
No employment programmes
No Street Lights on Various Roads and Motorways
The govt does not have time to Refurbish Public schools- they need to do this by Ensuring all existing schools have basic school stuffs such as library, labs e.t.c and its well maintained
Bad Health care- Nigeria need to Establish a viable Health care system
They need to Create more dumpsites - you can imagine having a lane closed because of a dumpsite.Im not sure if this has changed but if the govt can tackle this problem then there would be free flow of transportation is some areas
Illiterate and Corrupted Leaders- I'm not even going to speak on this because i believe we all know bout this


i'll think of more and get back to u

topeorekoy:
y can't adebayor convert chances with all the balls from his team mates? must he squander 6-7 goals before he scores 1? we need a big time cover for him, someone who can control the ball one time, because that has been his major let down this season

Even though im not a big fan of adebayor, I think his control is very good especially in the air - His only problem is putting the ball in the net. If he had converted 80% of the chances giving to him this season into goals, he would  had comfortably hit 40 goals this season

lordimpaq:
wenger is no cock sucker, he's our gaffer, show some respect man!!!

Not when the self-servicer is making very clear decisions that does not seem right. I've never criticised wenger but since summer last year i started seein some of he's decisions are just plain WRONG, ill give u an example: when we played man u last yr,when eboue was playing right wing, it was obvious that evra could not make a single run forward because eboue was marking the hell out of him (only because he's got the defensive instinct) and evra likes going forward because he was origi-nally a striker. Any reasonable manager will know to leave eboue to play that wing, but what did our manager do - he substituted eboue for walcott,less than 5 mins man u scored because of Evra's run. Now as a manager he should know when and where to play some players and what position to play them.Eboue should only be used to play that wing in only 1 or 2 games

Ok r u telling me Toure is playing well @ right back, Mehnn he's a central defender. Just leave him in his place and play eboue @ right back
 
Ok Lets come to Eboue: Wenger must b so blind not to see eboue's position there is useless. He's continuous use as a right winger is just a big mystery to me as he offers nothing going forward as he definitely seems to be clueless when he gets into promising positions(i.e the box)
Ok wenger says he's should play in that wing, the fact that for the whole season as a winger he's not scored a single goal - Should that not give our dear manager little clue as to where to play him instead and its even funny because when he was playing as a right back, he was making some killer crosses but now i have no clue what the dude is playing and 4 d cock sucker manager not see this only means he's not doing he's job properly.

When your coach is not doing he's job well you have to say it unless the cock sucker will think all i right. Did u not see the subs Alex F's made, even before he made the subs i knew that was exactly the only he could win arsenal

BTW What the hell is Justin Hoyte doing playing for Arsenal

lordimpaq:
as far as i am concerned, they are all excuses,

what i am saying is arsenal should take their chances when it matters,
period,

I'm sure that cock sucker wenger knows this and i still dont know why a team like arsenal does not have a professional striker

The only reason adebayor scored enough goals this season is because the midfielders supply him 2 many chances and he's also lucky the midfields are not selfish wit the ball.Only thing good about adebayor is that he's good in the air and he can harass the defenders, but we need a striker who can finish the job i.e score and hopefully consistent

Its obvious Wenger has a big fault with arsenal not winning anything this season:

>Being so stingy not to buy experienced players - it does not take a rocket scientist to know we need more players. Currently Arsenal needs a defender,Winger and a Striker.
Even in January, he had chances to buy but the ijebu man acted like the money is from his pocket and also using his stupid reason ' i believe in my young players' What a self-servicer!!!

> Stupid substitutions and most ridiculous team start ups e.g Since Sagna was injured, what the hell is wrong in putting Eboue in that position and playing Walcott as a winger ( even though i believe walcott is a better player as an attacker   - if you watched his games when he played in southampton, you'll kw what im talking bout)

I'm so speechless

I blame wenger for making a stupid substitution and Lehman for looking so stupid in front of the post

I Feel wenger should have removed van p instead of Eboue.
Eboue is the only reason Evra is not bursting forward.

Not Again   - Now we're Tie with Man United (even though i ws not surprised)

Players i hope Mr Wenger would replace this summer:

1> Alex Song - He's a self-servicer and i dnt know if Wenger is blind whenever this dude is playing
2> Senderos - He's ok but to many mistakes that can cause us to lose a game, we dont need a player like this
3> Van Persie-  Injury prone Van P. I kw ppl are suprised but the guys injury is just too much, count how many times he's started in the last 3 season and you'll see arsenal needs a Full Time striker
4> Rosicky- Same reason with Van P.We need a full time Left Winger not a part timer

So Far Arsenal looks the better side and hopefully we'll put 1 goal in the back of the net.
I dont kw what a team like arsenal is doing with a player like Alex Song    We've giving him enough chances but im still not comfortable when he's with the ball

I also think adebayor is an ok striker(i.e he hustles the defenders) but his main duty is to put the damn ball in d back of the net.
A very good striker in Adebayor's shoes today would have bagged 2 goals already.

Alexander Hleb is the best arsenal player and i which he'll bag more goals

tngtech:
@tboy1

She didn't tell me any close male friend @ all. Should i confront her about it?

and besides i didn't jst brows through the phone, i exchange her phone with her that when i had the opportunity of checking the mgses.

For her not to tell you bout him before, then something is up, Dont kw what it is but you'll have to find that out yourself. Don't confront her now because she'll only deny. Best thing is just be more vigilant and once you find solid evidence-  just confront her wit it.
Good luck

Troynow:
You see, this is why we tell girls not to cheapen themselves on any "Handsome and sexy" man they just see. Any man that gets in a relationship with a girl for 4 years can never marry her. She becomes an old cargo that has been used and needs replacement. No man will marry an old cargo, I sure wouldn't, especially if I was the one who USED the girl. I don't blame the boy, its just a normal human phenomenon. You don't expect the guy to continue with a girl that opened her legs for a doctor to throw away a precious jewel. Anyway, i feel for you. Continue with your life with this lesson you have learn t. Forget about him.

And this is your first post?


@ Poster
Well i'm gonna start by sayin d guy is a FUCKER, yeah a real one and it's wankers like this that make it hard for guys like us to find a decent lady.

Well everyone has told you what you need to do i.e leave him, but the problem is that he's going to come back begging-this is not he might come back, im tellin u now that he WILL come back begging because guys love things they cant have, dont know why but its just how it is.
So i'll advise you to forget bout him (which is gonna b so hard) and make sure you dont take him back (even when he start sayin shit like remember the good time we had) its all bullshit.
Because a guy that can do this kinda thing to you is not worth stressin over.

BTW there are loads of good guys out there, its just so hard to find them.

Ohhhhh plsssssssssss
To all the people talkin bout don't check her phone - r u all saying if you have a little doubt that your partner might not be so straight forward and you had a chance to check his or her phone- so all of you r saying you wont check it - yeah right?

i've seen so many things while checkin through ladies phones that i wish i did not check d phone, but the truth was that if i did not i'll still not have known the truth.
@poster
im not going to talk bout y u checked her phone because you've already done it.
My only question is - did she ever mentioned that she had a close male friend? - if the answer is NO, then you need to speak to her (but bear in mind that she'll probably lie to you)

mmonwuba:
Then that becomes a bank's problem and not yours

LOL you're funny, whose acc is the money coming out from?
Overseas, yes the bank might refund your money but not in nigeria, and even if they do decide to refund you your OWN money you would have paraded the bank so much that you'll know all the cashier's and personal banker's name off hand

I think all u guys have forgotten there r people called HACKERS!!!
Nigeria banks are just lucky they don't have time for nigeria because if the currency was really high(almost like british pounds) and they also just noticed the atm system/online banking system in nigeria is still new (i.e many flaws) mehnnnn the fraud complaints within banks in nigeria will skyrocket in less than a month

BTW
HACKERS don't even need your Pin

nalijah07:
Do you still have to worry about him cheating

Men will always cheat

nalijah07:
What does it mean when a guy gives you a key to his apartment? Do you still have to worry about him cheating, or are you pretty secure at this point?

You're not secure at all. He could always go and do his business in other girls home or he might even have another crib u dont kw bout. But if he's nt given u any reason to doubt him then maybe he's trying to show you he really trusts u and he probably like u 2 trust him also

anietie01:
Trusting might seem difficult, but you have to learn to trust anyway. There is no way you can be truely happy in life if you cannot trust. In any case you need to take a look at yourself, a theif thinks everyone is trying to steal from him. Are you dubious and untrustworthy? that s the best place to start.

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stranger26:
but covering her hair, neck and chest with a scarf is hijab. Hijab is compulsory but I think you are referring to the big, northern hijab. And you have to realise that hijab is not limited to the hair; she should be covering her whole body except face and hands with loose, opaque clothes that do not show her shape. It means not wearing perfume when going out or wearing seductive clothes (even if they are long).

I PERSONALLY do not want her to cover all her body with a scarf(the hair is enough for me) - thats my own opinion.
As for the cloths - i believe she can dress decent

stranger26:
Going to the mosque is not compulsory for women; it's compulsory for men. A woman's prayer in her house has more rewards than her prayer in the mosque. But she prays in the mosque if she wants to.
What do you mean "without thinking first efore she utters a sentence"? I know many spontaneous Great One girls, don't know what you mean. But keep in mind that a woman shouldn't be too friendly with un-related men; maybe that's why they do not want to be so open around you.

When im talkin about mosque i didnt mean going to pray evryday or evry friday , i meant going to the mosque to listen to lectures (like nasfat in nigeria) Thats y i put a comma after praying(i was talking about praying 5 days in her house not going to the mosque to pray)

But keep in mind that a woman shouldn't be too friendly with un-related men - im not talking about when we've just met im talking bout after we both known each other for a while and she's still not comfortable round me

pahtahkee:
I dare not trust! Not until when we have exchanged rings, and I hear the word I do.

LOL -  even if u say you exchange ring 10 times you can still get hurt BIG time, go and check out the main reason why married couples end with divorce- 'Adultery' or 'Unreasonable behaviour(and i think Adultery can also be linked to this)'

@ Poster

The thing is that you can trust a lady but dont trust 100%- Thats the truth.
If you trust a lady 100% and you get caught off balance, mehnnn you'll nearly commit suicide, I've seen so many things and its funny because i know i'll see more. I personally dont trust anyone 100%, yep i mean anyone- not even my parents, brother and sisters - dats just me

opuro:
ol boy you get problem o
you want an inbetween a great one babe

I did not say in - between - i said balanced, i.e She should be practising(praying, going to the mosque e.t.c) but she doesnt have to wear hijab, i mean she can wear a scarf. She should be able to have a good conversation with me without thinkin first before she utters a sentence

iceland:
I don't know why you guys can't go to your mosque and get the girls of your dreams.

Is that how easy it is?

iceland:
Must it be on Nairaland?

Read the poster's post and see if there is any where he said he's lookin for a MUSLIM girl on nairaland,he's only saying what he's going through and its the truth. Its so hard to find a MUSLIM girl because its either they do not practice at all or just they take it too far ( thats my own opinion) I am yet to meet a MUSLIM girl who is balanced i.e practice the religion but still knows how to fun (and i aint talkin bout sex)

I think its easier to get a MUSLIM girl in naija compared to UK or US

Busta:
Good guys don’t exist no more.

They do exist, they r just hard to find, same wit guys looking for good girls

@ Siena

Aristo = sugar daddy

Psoul:
My Naija Guys why naaaaa, ? Why do u weave your hair, gell your hair and all those stupid hair do. You pierce your ears and wear ear rings with big nacklace big enough to tie a dog wt. The most anoying part of it is that u don't even ve enough cash in your pockets to compliment this show offs. You r neither a musician, nor movie artist. No car to ride in. Trek all your ways under this naija hot weather. You never cross your state but u dey form Yankee pass Americans. Dis thing dey vex me so much. Guys try be urseflves. Stop all these stupid immitations. IMMITATION IS LIMITATION. I love y'all

@ Poster
You cracked me up big time, but some of this is so true, but i also believe it's a way they want to feel better bout themselves(the earrings,weavin hair,hair gel and big necklaces), so next time u see them just close your eyes