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NaJa HaJe:
poster sounds like Ross from Friends.

LOL He really does

@ Poster

Like someone already told you, if you really handle her well she'll dose off right after you've finished with, she won't even have energy to lift her hand,talkless of touchin herself.

COOLWATER:
In as much as i try to satisfy her sexually because my hobby is making love or what some people will call a Nympho.

You also need another hobby

@ poster

If you move ur post to subforum 'dating and meetup zone' you'll get more response


P.S
You might get lucky quicker if you attach ur pic 2 ur profile and if you let the ladies kw more things bout urself.

1. Make her laugh- This is d most important.
If you ask 10 ladies to name 5 things they look for in a man, i bet you that 7 or 8 will tell you that they're looking for someone who can make them laugh

2. Let her kw exactly how u feel, you don't have to tell her evrytime-they get sick of hearin things like that Evrytime, especially when she's not urs yet

3.you have to b unique- i'll explain:
an average single lady has about 2-3 guys always on her case, but the thing is that she's lookin for the one that kind of diff; it could be d one thats very funny,or the quiet one(because they sometime feel he's not 100% open with her, so she wants 2 know y he's always quiet), it would b d playboy(thinkin she'll b the one 2 lock him down), could b the bad boy(also thinkin she'll b the one t lock him down)

4.Don't brag bout materialistic things- this will only attract gold diggers.
The best thing is not to talk bout this at all and the day she sees your stuff (e.g car,crib,salary) she b surprised and you'll b amazed at how much she'll like u more after that day

5.Be very Truthful and honest from the begining

6.Spend money on her if you have - All ladies love to get spoit once in a while and if you've got that extra doe, then spend

7.Be yourself to her,her friends and family


Goodluck

Here is my list:

> i was carrin my phone evry where thinkin she'll call me back- i mean evrywhere

> i found myself in park alone, not knowin how i got there

>was nt feelin hungry even though i really love eating

>could not concentrate @ work and its like i was seein her face on the computer screen evrytime

>going through all the old text she had sent me, even the 'not so nice' text

>wonderin where the hell did it all go wrong

>totally broke down when i heard from a friend that she's was now dating some new guy


But at the end when you've gone through all the heartache and you meet someone else, you'll feel like beating yourself, thinkin y d hell did you waste all those time feelin sorry for yourself

Pls can anybody advise me if its still ok to hold on to the following shares.

STERLNBANK
ECOBANK

pheesayor:
A ring as a sort of symbol that she's dating me and to scare away other guys

Can't she buy the ring herself?

Nautillus:
@Topic
So you are really telling the house that your friend is in a relationship with a "Drug Dealer" who has been caught and is in "Jail"^{most probably not the 1st time}
and she's actually considering marriage??!!!! and you are looking 4 advise??!!!

SERIOUSLY??!!!

Thank u bro, I thought it was only me seein all this silly advise sum ppl r givin her  'stay wit him'. Yeah right, if they were in her shoes will they stay with him, i mean he's a drug pusher and probably has no intention of stopping.If the situation was d other way round , do u think he's stay and wait 4 her?If he truely loved her, why did he not tell her wat he really does?Why did he not tell her bout the house he's building a house?Why did he ask her 2 marry him AFTER he was caught, why not before?

If the girl was my sister, i would simply advise her not to stick wit him.

I personally do not believe in vals day.

BUT as a man, if your lady believes in vals day, then you have to play along with her i.e buy her gift, take her out e.t.c .   Just avoid the stress of her looking for any reason reason 2 fight wit u just because u did not give her anythin on vals[sub][/sub]

Remember, just because u don't believe in d day does not mean your partner also does not believe in Vals.Just do it 2 make him/her happy

I don't knw y guys bother 2 play girls on Vals day, because that is d worst day u can try 2 play any lady because even if you're not with her, she call your phone through out on vals day.Some will even call u during the middle of the night

The best solution is NOT to go anywhere. Yes, just chill at home and be a good boy on that day and you can give all of them reason y you're @ home(e.g you've got to much work,not feelin so good e.t.c).They will all call you so amny times 2 c if you're with another lady and to their surprise you'll be on the phone wit them. Some might even call your phone in the middle of the night - but to their surprise you're still there to pick up d phone.
This way they will know you were really alone on vals night(they will also assume u're not seein someone else, because if u were, you should have been wit d other person on vals night) They will begin 2 trust u more and also you've manage not 2 get yourself caught on vals day

Then the next morning, all you have 2 do is to reschedule your vals day with all your Toasteez.

N.B
Ladies:If your man does not see u on vals day or vals weekend,something is not right.Only excuse if you've in a long distance relationship

Berti Vogts, i've got more tracklist 4 your stupid ass:

Damn-So plush
Crisis-Africa china
Cry for you-jodeci


I'm comin back wit more,

bicey:
@ishmael.

Please give us an example of a new thing to design.

I'll give u one:
A car, which all its parts and component will be built in Nigeria by Nigerians

@ ishmael

I agree wit u 100% and i'm still waiting for the so called Nigerian Engineers to answer the question below:

Tell us one good thing that Engineers in Nigeria have engineered??

The funny thing is that they really enjoy putting that Engr. in front of their names

CHANGING FACES-  GHETTOUT

@ Poster

Just forget bout the dude, he's not serious.

4Him:
i no dey watch again.

No b only u, i just changed d channel 2 MTV, and i aint changin this Sh*t back

can u just believe dis fckin shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

GOALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Bloody self-servicer, he finally scored,

i hope they dont relax after this goal o

@ All the Gurus in d house and even u no be guru and u know wats up, pls help me ere:

ECOBANK
STERLNBANK

I got some bank shares last yr and so far those 2 above r the only ones not doing so good, what d u guys think, should i keep it?

Thanks

FatherOF2:
I'm drawing up a list this evening.

Thanks, we'll be waiting

@ FatherOF2

Quick question- If i need 2 invest some money short term, what stocks would u advise.

Except banking sector

Thanks

@ dollyp1cute

Thanks

dollyp1cute:
Of course Skyebank is a good buy, whether you can get them is another matter. If your broker can get you some let me know.

Which banks do you have in your portfolio.

Thanks 4 your reply,here's what i've got so far:

ECOBANK
INTERCONT
STERLNBANK
OCEANIC
FIRST BANK

@dollyp1cute /wanaj0

I've got a couple of shares last yr and so far the profits looks good for now. Now i'm thinking of getting skyebank shares- do u think its a good buy, because i bought some bank shares last yr and some r not doin well at all.

Thanks

@ Poster

This question is just like asking evryone :Do u trust your partner

If you trust her then you will tell her how much u earn(you'll even tell her the day u get paid), if you don't trust her, then you'll keep it 2 yourself

@ Poster

Women will always come and go, and since u can fall in love in 2 weeks then more women will come and Go.You need to take your work seriously and don't let a lady distract u from your career.

I still can't believe u said you love her dearly just after 2 weeks, to me i think that is called Infatuation.

tboy1:
Call of duty 3
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare   Just got the game but i've not started Playin
GTA (All of them)

Sorry people, I have to add this game, just got it yesterday and the game is CRRRRRAZZZYYYYY.
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Any1 with PS3 or Xbox should get this game

Grace Primary School - Gbagada, Lagos
International School Lagos - Akoka,Lagos
Oxbridge College -  Ikeja, Lagos
University of East London - London,UK

Busta:
if u ask me;

when u are single, yes u gain freedom at first, after a while u get tired of the freedom and really start to crave company.

fun at first, boring later on.

You're so correct, I'm in the boring stage

There is absolutely nothing nice about being single.It is so freakin HORRIBLE.

I was in a 4 yr relationship and it ended bout 5 months ago_{.The breakup was my fault} and since then i've not met any nice girl.Its either they r 2 crazy or very shady.And the ones that r nice r already taken.

ISL - International School Lagos

Call of duty 3
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare   Just got the game but i've not started Playin
GTA (All of them)

Yo Rufai, like i said before u should not allow her mess up wit ur head because that what she's doing.

She was messin wit u wit someother guy and now she wants u back.Pls DON'T allow her mess wit ur head because if u do decide to get back wit her and she pulls dis kinda stunt again,then you're back to square 1.

Anyways take care and hope it wasn't girl fever that knocked u out for 3 days