₦airaland Forum

delugajackson:
What nonsense photoshoot! This is why I love African parents. You can't insult them like this and go scot free. You go just receive better slap from nowhere. You go find person wey slap you, you no go see. No be person go tell you make you run.

BafanaBafana:
Footballers sef. So if it was a street fight is this how he will lie down and be groaning after one punch?

dingbang:
It can't happen in Nigeria because ladies will start having menstrual pain every day. E go shock you like winch

izzou:

Vanity upon vanity, everything is vanity
But I'll prefer vanity of Lamborghini to vanity of corolla
After all, everything is still vanity

izzou:

Vanity upon vanity, everything is vanity
But I'll prefer vanity of Lamborghini to vanity of corolla
After all, everything is still vanity

NaijadrivaCars:
If Innoson makes a cheap car like beetle, amidst the prevailing economic conditions, will you buy or you will still prefer toks Camry?

Titto93:
In Nigeria there is no light in NEPA office.

People doing Glo sim registration uses MTN modem.

Startimes boss uses DSTV in his house.

University VC kids are in abroad.

Our president uses foreign hospital

That's not all,

Some Pastors have Alfas working for them; some Alfas are actually babalawo who can read Quran ��

Chairman of Okada Riders Association drives the latest jeep

NEPA Offices gives out Generators as Prizes to their best staff and Customers

In Lagos, Point A to B is N50 in the morning; While Point B to A is N350 in the Evening

Kogi State Governor lives in FCT Abuja ���

demolinka:
When police sef dey piss for road, who be common man?

The idea say make banks, churches and public institutions allow peeps to use their toilet no bad o, but the kind insoluble shi.t wey angry Nigerians go dey shi.t for there ehn...

Rgade:
The garri self we no see again...

Neddyogu:
Nigerian protesters would kill d dogs and use'em for dogmeat pepper soup.

NoMoreTrolling:
So at the end of the day, would you want to date that girl that likes you just because of the car you borrowed

you will just be setting yourself up for disappointment.

As the poster above me said, most A list celebs don't even brag that much and they still keep getting more money and more jobs.

Why not advice people to live within their means and save their money, invest, rinse and repeat.

Before you know it, that person becomes the "Millionaire next door", wearing a simple t-shirt and jeans.

BiafranBushBoy:
It is an opinion, contributions are needed, please.

lalasticlala, you can also contribute on my thread ooo

etrouble:
Who still listens to losers like Bashir Tofa, Sylvester Ughor, Atiku Abubakar, Peter Obi, Tunde Bakare, Bode George, Jimi Agbaje, e.t.c. ?

ceda99:
99.99% of persons forming Mother Theresa on this thread with never render the tiniest help to a sane person, talk more of an insane woman. The full 100% will cross over to the opposite side of the street if they see an insane woman coming from a mile away.

Shibaraba:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... .Most likely featured in a deliciously made pepper soup with shrimps and fish.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k

It's a win win for the police.
Actor no dey die for film.


One day I believe we will get it right.