₦airaland Forum

StrongandMighty:
Even Ghana too.. We have finish, no respect again.



Please where is Musa?

KingGBsky:
You people have started with your stupid tribal flight. Any discussion must lead to tribal fight. Are you people not ashamed of yourself?

Fisher007:
None.of the above

What you should fear is the following?

That Graduating to the harsh reality of unemployment.

That Entrepreneurship hardly works in most case so fear that.

That NYSC will is just a smokescreen and waist of time.

That your current girlfriend or boyfriend is not your future spouse.

That societal norms will definitely mess and deal with you. Which might lead to sadness and depression.

That you might.luckily get a job but it is as if you are unemployed because you wont see your savings.

That the Rat race is real and you must run in it for a while.before you.can find a solution that suits you.

The most important is that.uncertainty is the main order of the day in all aspect of life in Nigeria. Everything is chaotic and in the chaos you must path a way.

All.those stuff.you.stated above are.child's play. Believe it from a true sincere Nairalander giving.you milenials snippets into the future.

Simple move to.the.next comment.

Tolzeal:

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!

A man called "god" always take care of this- JamoJizzy

2. Get out of my class! 

The best moment to flaunt your new sneakers. Haha!

3. Answer all questions!

If I can't answer all, I know 70% of the class won't- We're all falling together! No fear

4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!

Smalls, One can easily JAPA with this - Na Mumu they drop ID card

5. Your test is next week!

I have a man called "god" in my Department then - JamoJizzy (God bless you big time)

6.Result has been pasted

Every strong boys for class like me they fear results. Nobody like carry over. ( I fear this one pass) Maths & Stat Department don't have joy.

Ykc2:
oga i use to think like you before, I was always thinking white people dont know about Africa because they hate us until I discovered that you dont need to brag about your country, people know your country by what you export to the world,today Japan Korean China dont even need any advert to tell people about their country because is a must for you to know it atlist with what they produce to the world not to talk of European countries and Americas ,so tell me why will somebody in Kazakhstan know about nigeria when we import in tooth pick ,if you say we play football we play pass Argentina and Brazil ?abi we dey produce plane or we get light?

Vortex369:
She has fallen in love. That is the aspect that escapes you commentators.

When emotions fuel a decision, beatings dont cut it.

Arrange with a girl to privately call your sister claiming to be girlfriend of the pedo guy and saw their chat about sex and threaten to beat and disgrace her if she dares come close to her supposed man

Her fragile heart will crack. Then follow up by saying that a strange girl call you and warned to pour her acid cos she is sleeping with her guy. Then arrange some nice canes on her ass. Make it hurt that she can not lie down for sex.

Slap makes no sense and looks too mature for her. Use fresh cane and Arrange 12 strokes on same spot on her ass. That will be part of her memory. Cane the ass enough so she cant sit or lay down on it. Make see how she wants to lie down for Bleep.

Stop being too direct in age of AI. It don't work

smat101:
I hope you're not misunderstanding me...I'm trying to Say after I spoke to her about sex, she used my phone to chat and she was kind of willing to give in but afraid of the consequences.

xynerise:
It is becoming a norm

enlightenedmind:
i have said it so many times no one will listen Scrap NASS. they do not have a use. they add no value. they were created so that every town in this country will have a say and be represented but obviously they do not even know what their job is. What do they do? Seriously, What do senators do on Monday mornings when every one is in the office? Gather and talk about things that do not really matter and no one cares about really. What we want they dont know. Scrap NASS.

NCANpatroller:
When stupidity abounds in your bloodstream. That's when you justify stupidity.
Rubbish. Are u working in an hotel, bar or saloon?
Sexual harrassment kwa!
Dress the way you want to be addressed

daddytime:
Expectedly...

Nigeria would make a killing but unfortunately, her citizens still won't be any better for the gains.

darfay:
Shay na him say make their parents value Islamic education pass western one, when his parents were busy educating him they were busy with sharia, left to me alone 1kobo they won't get, what of the almajiri schools that Jonathan built nko.... Typical example of slaves that loves their chains

Blue3k2:
How does NIPOST play into national security strategy?

JON01:
This is Nigeria.. We go buy dangote cement patch am jhurr

BeachLife:
It's a great initiative ,but like most things Nigeria looks low quality with the finishing and landscaping. Compare that with my sketch .
The one on my sketch are ten 10 stories .The 10 buildings plus landscaping and the other amenities would cost approximately $30 million dollars and would house 50,000 people . It cost that less because it's mostly concrete , not glassy . A state like Akwa ibom receives $50 million dollars per month . with a population of only 3 million .

Explorers:
Shark repellents such as Sharkbanz have been developed to send out strong magnetic fields.

The Electro-magnetism sent out by the device overwhelms the electro-receptors that sharks uses to hunt.

As shark approaches the shark repellent band bracelet/anklet, it detects these signals.

This then confuses the shark and effectively blinds it, vastly reducing the chances of an attack.

chukwukapromise:
Make me and Her just kuku do Exchange.

naijazee2:
Single Because change is the most constant thing in life