₦airaland Forum

nlPoster:
If I were a man, some people are still referring to me as bro even after this post.

I wonder.

nlPoster:
If I were a man, some people are still referring to me as bro even after this post.

I wonder.

OoniOfIfe:











See better meat.
Killing the animals nd using them for pepe soup won't be a bad idea.
If I fit grab one now, my today's Sunday stew will be tantalizing.

pascalexmond:
My cousin never made demands for d gifts she bought & never expected d babe to buy her anything & he on his own had plans of reciprocating which d babe shld ve waited for to see rather than making specific outrageous demands.
U don't demand for gifts but u re given wholeheartedly.

What d babe did was gold digging & d usual taxing & magarism.

I was a victim,so was he in d past but Nairaland has made me wise that I had been educating him too & encouraged him to be a nairalander but for his busy schedule.

Otherwise he might ve loaned d money to please d babe.

No more nonsense.

For me,if u re a sincere babe,I will willingly take care of u & spend on u within my capacity but at this my level b'4 any gold digging Nig babe can use me as a mugu,she must be from another planet.

I really suffered in their hands in d name of love.

Thank God for Nairaland,it's experienced,revered & highly respected advisers.

Nellybank:
I want to go back to my savior... I need His grace

KevMitnick:
Someone said; in Jos, even the Sun is wearing sweater...

Geophilip:
contact me for marriage past questions from 1914 - date
Igbo past questions 10k
Yoruba 5k
Hausa 1k

Munzy14:
Word!...

My family doesn't care about your wealth, what matters is are u educated... lol... operation eliminate stark illiterates...

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

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If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

milemimi93:
There's something I learned yesterday. If you want to date a Nigerian lady, go for the ones that are less active on social media and are not the hipsters.
Also, don't go for any lady below 26years..

SLAP44:
My guy my guy

Tell us the real story because if it's what you wrote above, you won't need our opinion to sack her. But it seems you want something else personal from her and she is not playing ball easily. How can you want to retain a dishonest secretary when you have other applications to replace her?

You're not dealing with primary 4 kids here

funmike83:
Hmmm, no traveling anywhere for now, nowhere is safe. God bless my country Nigeria

post=85502679:
This man is a matyr.


WHO IS A MATYR ?

A person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.

A person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause:a martyr to the cause of social justice.

A person who undergoes severe or constant suffering.

A person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.

Dear Pastor,
We will continue to have you in our prayers.
God will see you through all these perilous days.
This too shall pass

gibzzhd:
*� Reporter: you have decided to wear the no 21. shirt.......why didnt you go for no 7, since its vacant in the club?*
*� Zlatan: nothing really; I only wanted to show someone, that I'll be 3times better than him.*


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GOFRONT:
Pls where can I balance the wheels of my Legediz benz??

GeniusWannabe:
Oga shut up eee. Where did you see Christians jubilating?

SouthNigerian:
Right now, I'm too busy to start or sustain a relationship!

WHY?

Because I have lucid dreams,
Dreams to become Rich & Charitable,
Dreams to promote Love and Peace,
Dreams to live a selfless & tolerant life,
Dreams to leave a lasting legacy affecting lives even after my demise.

A man without DREAMS is Walking Dead.
Do You Have A Dream? You are needed to bring your dreams to Reality, Success is not Automatic.

And if you don't have a Dream,
stop chasing clout,
find your Life Purpose & face your Life Squarely.
TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN!

Erediauwa:
"She had told me she has a guy outside the
country who she said want to marry her, she
loves him but then, she doesn't know what is
going on because she can't seem to get over
me and she said she knows it's not infatuation."
















[color=#ff9999]This is simply the "betrayal of trust" and a bitchy attitude from her.

Didn't she know that the dude hustling abroad was uneducated before saying "yes" to him?

And you Op, you're still putting your big head into another man's compound with the hope of chasing him out?

Damn dude, she sees you as the assistant technology boyfriend.

"Commot your hand for soldier man salary"[/color]

Airforce1:
That man you called "Thug" could become a governor tomorow

Example is Yaya Bello and Lagos future governor, MC OLUOMO.

Airforce1:
That man you called "Thug" could become a governor tomorow

Example is Yaya Bello and Lagos future governor, MC OLUOMO.

healthserve:
Pele woman wrapper. Its a woman that's telling you what to do. Why not ask your sister what are the reasons you can't date her beyond the she's a house girl logic. What a sad classist she is. Better be a man and take your decisions solely by yourself. Tell her you didn't chose her own
lover and there's a limit to her participation/involvement in your life and she shouldn't choose yours. If she'll make a good wife overlook the house girl stereotype. Mrs. ALAKIJA that owns oil Wells today was once like her. Shame on your sister if she doesn't have solid reasons beyond she's an house help. Not in our class.

nlPoster:
Not really.

kikake:
Judicial Corruption in Nigeria is a fall-out of the corrupt and roguish unitary governance system in Nigeria.

You can't treat one in isolation of the other.

Restructure Nigeria to fiscal federalism. Judicial corruption shall stop.

You did not see the unitary governance system which breeds and feeds corrupt practices in Nigeria.

You decided to beat about the bush.


How did you not expect hyper corrupt practices in Nigeria's feeding bottle govt system where a few politicians form govt in Abuja, collect revenues from all over the country, retain a huge chunk of the revenues to themselves in central government, then share rest to the states and local government areas?

The earlier some people understand that crude oil proceeds are not what make countries rich and advanced, the better.

Continue to chase shadows but leave the substance.