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PoliticsRe: Falae: Yoruba Leaders Threaten Secession From Nigeria If… by teamchocolate: 6:26am On Oct 09, 2015
Pls don't wallow in ignorance, make better use of your internet... have u seen someone with autism before? Cuz if u have u wud know someone with autism can't be offered to anyone.... pls talk intelligently on nairaland.. don't be blinded by bigotry.. thanks




undecided


Eintelekt:
Typical uncultured yoruba woman without the tinniest bit of home training, no maternal attachment and no family values.

I can only imagine who your mother is and how she sleeps at night knowing you are her stupid daughter.

I wont be surprised if she still offers you to male visitors as some form of gift. Autistic daughter of an imbecilic mother.
PoliticsRe: Falae: Yoruba Leaders Threaten Secession From Nigeria If… by teamchocolate: 6:22am On Oct 09, 2015
Don't know wut it is with ur thots on yoruba and amala...not all yorubas eat amala in their section.... in half of my section it is pounded yam and the other half is another common yoruba delicacy.. pls be guided.. amala is synonymous with ibadan people.. Yorubas are a diverse people...

Listen and learn!


Eintelekt:
A dumb a$ + amala = a Yoruba
PoliticsRe: Falae: Yoruba Leaders Threaten Secession From Nigeria If… by teamchocolate: 9:33pm On Oct 08, 2015
Deluded

Not well oriented in time, place nor person grin grin


PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]In that case, Then there will be an Oodua War (2nd Nigerian Civil War, between Hausas and Yorubas)....with millions of starving Yoruba children, death and rot all over....rampage and blood everywhere...but finally there will be eternal love between Hausas and Ibos.. [/size]
PoliticsRevealed! Portfolios For The Ministers by teamchocolate(op): 9:45pm On Oct 07, 2015
BREAKING:portfolios Of New Ministerial Nominees LEAKED

President Muhammadu Buhari’s ministerial nominees were yesterday read on the floor of the Senate by Senate President, Bukola Saraki. These nominees were without their portfolio. But a source within the presidency (pleaded anonymity) has revealed the portfolios of the minister designates.

The Speculated Portfolio of the Ministers as obtained are;

1.Chris Ngige-Anambra (Health)
2. Kayode Fayemi- Ekiti (Foreign Affairs)
3. Rotimi Amaechi – Rivers (Ministry of Niger-Delta)
4. Babatunde Fashola -Lagos (FCT)
5. Abdulrahman Danbazau (Defence)

6.Aisha Alhassan – Taraba (Women Affairs)
7.Ogbonaya Onu-Abia (Science and Technology)
8.Kemi Adeosun -Ogun( Trade and Investment)
9. Abubakar Malami (SAN) -Kebbi (Justice)
10. Sen Hadi Sirika -Katsina (Aviation)

11.Barr. Adebayo Shittu -Oyo (Works)
12. Suleiman Adam -Jigawa (Labour and Productivity)
13. Solomon Dalong -Plateau (Interior)
14. Ibe Kachikwu-Delta (Petroleum and natural resources)
15. Osagie Ehanire -Edo (Water Resources and Solid Minerals)

16.Audu Ogbeh – Benue (Agriculture)
17.Lai Mohammed -Kwara (Information and Communication)
18.Ahmed Isa Ibeto – Niger (Transportation)
19.Amina Mohammed – Kaduna (Finance)
20. Udoma Udoma- Akwa-Ibom ( Culture and Tourism)
FoodRe: 10 Nigerian Foods You Must Eat Before You Die by teamchocolate: 6:12pm On Oct 07, 2015
Immediately I didn't see jollof rice, I cancelled the list mentally and spiritually



midolian:
There’s a wide range of Nigerian foods available today. The wide variety of ethnic communities found in Nigeria means that the nation located in West Africa has a varied and rich culinary tradition. Like other West African countries, most Nigerian Foods uses spices and herbs in combination with palm oil or groundnut oil in order to create deeply flavoured sauces and soups often made very hot with chili peppers. There are some staples and ingredients that cross the country’s state borders and there are lots ofNigerian foodsthat are not mentioned here but these are some of the foods we recommend you try when next you visit Nigeria. Nigerian foods consists mainly of rice, yam, cassava, plantain and beans just to name a few.

These are prepared and eaten with the various soups and sometimes stew recipes. Some Nigerian foods can also be prepared in jollof or porridge form.

1.) Agidi Jollof

https://i1.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Agidi-jellof-e1426943899708.jpg?resize=888%2C666

This delicious Nigerian food comes with a soft bone inside otherwise known as (Okpukpu Agidi) . It is a very light food that can serve for either lunch or dinner and can also serve as a snack. It is usually wrapped in a leaf known as Uma leaf but you can also put it in a plastic container, or even aluminium foil. It’s a low-cost food, all that is needed is just a few ingredients to prepare, This is a must eat food for every Nigerian home.

2.) Pap (Akamu or Ogi)

https://i2.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/akara_akamu.jpg?resize=893%2C326

Made from corn, this traditional food, when combined with Akara, Fried plantain or Fried Yam tastes so great. It is also a very nice and nutritious baby food. Evaporated milk added to Akamu, gives you a great taste.

3.) Nkwobi

https://i1.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nkwobi.jpg?resize=850%2C400

This is a super Nigerian delicacy simply prepared by mixing a well cooked cow foot or cow head with a spicy palm oil paste. Usually served in exclusive restaurants. It goes very well with any kind of drink.

4.) Tuwo Shinkafa

https://i2.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/TuwonShinkafa_w.jpg?resize=850%2C400

This food has its origin from the northern part of Nigeria It is prepared with a special quality of soft rice. It goes down well with Northern Nigerian soups and some other Nigerian soups as well.

5.) Nigerian Groundnut soup (peanut soup)

https://i1.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/egusi.jpg?resize=838%2C432

This is a very great substitute for Egusi soup and both share the same method of preparation. Some of the ingredients you need are: peeled groundnut, assorted fish and meat, palm oil, fluted pumpkin leaves, crayfish, salt and pepper.

6.) Ji Abubo (Yam and Vegetable Sauce)

https://i0.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/yam-vegetable-sauce.jpg?resize=832%2C625

This is known mostly with the Igbo’s. One of the most delicious delicacies in Igbo land.

7.) Boli (Roasted plantain)

https://i0.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Roasted-plantain.jpg?resize=850%2C400

This can come in two ways; the ripe and the unripe, whichever you chose, the taste is great.

8.) Plantain porridge

https://i2.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/yam_porridge.jpg?resize=850%2C428

For this particular food, its preparation is fast and easy but that doesn’t cancel the fact that it is very rich in iron especially with the unripe one. It goes better with dried fish, or if you like, meat. Vegetable is a must for this delicacy.

9.) Abacha (African Salad)

https://i0.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/abacha.jpg?resize=1024%2C680

Just as the name implies, it is a purely African Salad. Though most people still see it as a complete meal on its own, it is good to be taken as an in-between meal. Abacha is made from cassava.

10.) Ugba (Oil bean)

https://i2.wp.com/buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Oil-bean-e1426943584952.jpg?resize=908%2C511

Oh my! Ask an Igbo about this, he will tell you a better story than I would ever do!

http://buzznigeria.com/nigerian-foods/
http://buzznigeria.com/nigerian-foods/2/

Lalasticlala

Add yours pls..let's know the missing delicacies.
PoliticsRe: Traffic In Lagos As VP Osinbajo Visits (Photos) by teamchocolate: 4:53pm On Oct 07, 2015
Pls that's u igbos title- cursed!!! Don't dash us, we no want



If yorubas are so 'cursed' why don't u igbos stay in ur red-soil cursed land, who invited u pple to southwest..nonsense...

inlandtaipan:
YOrubas, are hypocrites, the last time GEJ visited and there was traffic, they couldn't stop whinnig but you won't see them say anything here.

Sanusi: yorubas are the problem of Nigeria

Inlandtaipan: Yorubas are cursed.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List Splits Senate by teamchocolate: 7:51am On Oct 07, 2015
Ehen zeusdgrt, are there other ways to be dumb @ dumb intellectually...




zeusdgrt:
wailers,wailers,wailers!guy the name don reign go.How much do they really pay you just to keep fooling your old age on NL?reason and talk politics maturedly with points and facts rather than talking trash and disgracing your family lineage making us believe you are dumb intellectually
PoliticsRe: Gombe Youths Reject Amina Abubakar-umar As Minister by teamchocolate: 7:37am On Oct 07, 2015
If we check ur votes now, u voted for Jonathan... pls stop wailing...u still have 4 years



STFUareyouGod:
Baba go slow is a disappointment. Took him months to come up with same recycled gabage. Shame on him
PoliticsRe: Gombe Youths Reject Amina Abubakar-umar As Minister by teamchocolate: 7:36am On Oct 07, 2015
Pls speak intelligently, wetin concern Gombe with kaduna appointment, abeg make them face their own state nomination...


Another paid group of protesters, abeg they should go and sit down....

Dharniel:
What other choice do i have than to do likewise even when her own people have rejected her... undecided
PoliticsRe: Gombe Youths Reject Amina Abubakar-umar As Minister by teamchocolate: 8:46pm On Oct 06, 2015
Lies! Lies!! Pictures of confirmed apc members burning the brooms or aadonblivit

Mogidi:
List of noisemakers already rejected by Nigerians, NASS should just follow suit.

Less than 6months into governance APC supporters are already burning their brooms.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1961679_apc1_jpege980b9f403e0cdbd1be00ef14a7d8b75
PoliticsRe: We Thought Buhari Would Pick Saints, Says Delta PDP Senator by teamchocolate: 3:51pm On Oct 06, 2015
Who bloody cares what u think, Nigeria is working better since u left...
PoliticsRe: NCA Freezes Alison-Madueke’s Cash In Court Today - Sahara Reporters by teamchocolate: 6:25am On Oct 06, 2015
Na even IDP camp she deserves,quote me anywhere

undecided

damton:
freezing is not enough, they should pour cement on her properties and plaster it forever. after which they should send her to the destitute camp to live on pittance.
PoliticsRe: How Is The Light Situation In Your Area by teamchocolate: 6:20am On Oct 06, 2015
Light like never before in my area of Lagos, light all day for the past 2 months and if they take it be sure it's coming on in 10 mins... thot rain and nepa light don't work together cuz once it rains nepa is supposed to take light, however to my utmost shock, even as we speak,its raining and there's light....

grin grin

Even if na body language, SAI BABA
CelebritiesRe: Uche Pedro Of Bellanaija Dedicates Twin Babies; Julius Agwu & Family Attend (pho by teamchocolate: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ur the one in a cage, go and learn proper English, before u try to interact with me, pls run along retard


allanphash7:
Where is the guard?






How come you are outta the cage




Alaileko
CelebritiesRe: Uche Pedro Of Bellanaija Dedicates Twin Babies; Julius Agwu & Family Attend (pho by teamchocolate: 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2015
God fire that ya mouth...

Better go and thank God for Mary slessor who delivered ur uncivilized tribe from the uncivilization of twin infanticide


undecided undecided
By the way we in Yorubaland see twins as a blessing *singing* Epo nbe ewa nbe o#echo Epo nbe ewa nbe o. Aya mi o ja o yes, Aya mi o ja lati bibeji Epo n be ewa nbe o

And finally it's 'difference' between twins and ibeji... not different between.... thx
allanphash7:
Great
CelebritiesRe: Who's The Sexiest Celebrity In Naija(male And Female by teamchocolate: 12:28pm On Oct 03, 2015
Male-. dbanj
Female- omotola
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests South African-based Nigerian With Drugs (Pictured) by teamchocolate: 10:11am On Oct 03, 2015
Yes Because yeeboes are unfortunate beings.. awon oloriburuku.

For my estate, na them no dey pay estate association dues...

redsun:
Ode. Yoruba's are the most illusive drug barons in Nigeria,even though igbos seems to make the head lines more as unfortunate drug mules.
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2015
I have not only done good for Lagos state, I av done for Nigeria and for the world by the grace and mercy of God... I know why I say this..



greatest31:
Don't feel great but just humble yourself. Those that did things for their states are well known.

Just stop fighting for state, please fight for the good of your fellow man.

It is what God will ask.
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 6:42pm On Oct 02, 2015
Exactly, u don't know who I am.. and I ain't no chest beater to be telling u what I did or did not contribute to Lagos...


greatest31:
I don't know who you are but let me tell you to check all the states that are doing well and see if they discriminate.

Live for eko and don't grow up.

What have you contributed to the growth of eko?
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 5:45pm On Oct 02, 2015
Hope u won't come here wailing again after 99 years and LASG wants make use of their land. grin grin





Obiagu1:
Pain me? How?
When I've already bought a property from a poor Yoruba man in Lagos and he will soon waste the whole money performing one owambe to another. Useless spendthrifts!

It is our mission, just letting you know what's going on and let you die slowly of frustration from your failure to change the course of events in Lagos.

It's fun really to watch you people kick and scream helplessly.
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 5:40pm On Oct 02, 2015
Why do u care so much about how Lagos state spends it's revenue, my friend better face ur red mud landlocked erosion-ridden region...



eagleeye2:
Tejuosho was demolished and rebuilt. But the billions sunk in that project is just rotten away.
Lagos state government cannot continue to play with it's revenue generation and hope to still be tops.

BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 5:28pm On Oct 02, 2015
You are a big fool... prophesy the downfall of Lagos indeed, keep hating, Eko o ni baje



greatest31:
To me, ambode is not working, the economy of lagos will soon go down with this his stupid act.
Even if you want to do something, allow the poor people to remove their goods.

I can tell you that after the demolition in wuse market, the igbo people their survived.

I can prophesy the downfall of lagos and it will happen very soon.
When I was small, I learnt this thing.... Look before you leap.
He should have looked back to see if fashola succeeded with the first one.

Let me say this, in nigeria, no tribe can live without the other.

Quote me anywhere.

All the tribal wars online will never make us to grow, rather it will destroy us.
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 5:12pm On Oct 02, 2015
@ omonnakoda, my point exactly.. this is how they will wail after 99 years when we tell them to reapply for lease on our yoruba-lands.. and we eventually decide not to give them because it is at our discretion to. Re-allocate or not..the land is yoruba land.. the houses belong to them...they can carry it to aba, no fight there...
They don't sell land to yorubas,( not like we are interested in that erosion ravaged red-soil land o) we yorubas lease land but our lands still belong to us.. wen we tell them we are accomodating, they don't get it.. grin grin



omonnakoda:
The shops were NOT THEIR SHOPS. They always were tenants. The tendency is for a long standing tenant to start feeling entitled. No matter how long a houseboy lives with a family he does not become their child.

After the shops are developed old tenants have no rights to return .They can apply and be considered like any other entity
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Finally Demolished by teamchocolate: 5:08pm On Oct 02, 2015
Still in yoruba-land, u pple never get sense.. Berra go back to ur gully, erosion ravaged red soil land to go and do ur business. Covetous flat-heads

undecided

Btruth:
Now that this has happened. I command, let motor spare parts spring forth in all angles in Lagos and environs. Sometimes, we need to decentralised our markets to widen the prospect of that particular business. I'm thinking of having a mini-auto spare parts market @ Atan Ota in Ado-Odo/Ota local govt.
PoliticsRe: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by teamchocolate: 4:40pm On Oct 02, 2015
See illiteracy, English is Nigeria's official language and point of correction, Hebrew is the language of the bible....


UmuEri:
Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group Urges Buhari Featured

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/09/nigeria-at-55-muric-urges-fg-to-return-arabic-ajami-to-naira-notes/

 National news

 02 October 2015

As Nigeria celebrate her 55 Independence anniversary on Thursday, the Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) has urged the Federal Government to immediately return the Arabic Ajami script removed from the nation’s naira notes by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Director of MURIC Prof. Isiaq Akintola made the call on Wednesday in his independence anniversary message to felicitate with the government and Nigerians.

"We call for the reinstatement of the Arabic Anjami which was removed from the naira by the last administration of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan after subterranean pressure from some unpatriotic religious leaders. Nigerian Muslims regard the removal as an act of hostility taken to spite Muslims. We consider it as a step taken to satisfy a section of Christians who had been secretly agitating for the removal of Arabic graphics from some official emblems used in Nigeria.

“We see the removal of Arabic from the naira as absolutely unnecessary and an action taken by Jonathan to spite Nigerian Muslims. We hereby state without any fear of contradiction that the use of Arabic as part of the graphics on our emblems does not in any way portray the imposition of Islam or its landmarks on Nigerians. This is so because Arabic stands parri pasu with English graphics wherever the former is used. “English graphics represent Westo-Christian civilisation while Arabic graphics symbolise Islamic culture. Those who insist that Arabic must be removed from our emblems nurse an agenda of domination by elimination,” Akintola said.

He said that whoever insists on the removal of Arabic Anjami from the naira and from other emblems must accept the equal removal of English graphics from the same materials, adding that after all English is the language of the Bible as it is known in Nigeria and it is on the nation’s naira and all other emblems.

He added: “By the way, apart from massaging the ego of Goodluck Jonathan and satisfying the narrow interest of Muslim-haters, what has Nigeria gained from removing Arabic from the naira? We appeal to the Federal Government to redress this wrong.”

Professor Ishaq Akintola,
Director,
Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC)

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/09/nigeria-at-55-muric-urges-fg-to-return-arabic-ajami-to-naira-notes/
EducationRe: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Prestigious Alumni by teamchocolate: 12:46pm On Oct 02, 2015
In view of this, UNILAG stands at number 1



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SonOfEl:
OP, you are wrong. this is why:

1. UI started awarding degrees in 1965 after it cut its umbilical cord from London University. achebe, soyinka and co who graduated before had no degree from UI, because then, it was a college affiliated to London. it was called the UNIVERSITY (of London) COLLEGE IBADAN.

2. ABU has more of quantity than quality when compared to UI, UNN, and arguably UNIBEN. a lot of its alumni are not internationally reputable. No offense though, ABU is strong, solid, and boasts of some of the best alumni Nigeria can offer.

3. UNN started awarding degrees in 1964. it was the first school to award degrees with Nigerian alumni, hence its name University of NIGERIA, Nsukka. just like UI, it boast of alumni of international repute.

in view of these, the order should be:

#3 - ABU
#2 - UI
#1 - UNN

others follow. thank you.

SonOfEl™
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Why Buhari Holds On To 15 Other Nominees by teamchocolate: 12:26pm On Oct 02, 2015
Confused Lots, see all of them saying good things about Buhari, trying to warm their ways into his heart and be in his good books, shior, as if that will reduce their jail terms..#MUFUS# in p-square voice


igbokwesampson:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/ministerial-list-why-buhari-holds-on-to-15-other-nominees/
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Steps Out In Flat Shoes After Port Harcourt Stage Fall by teamchocolate: 8:50am On Oct 02, 2015
O jebi!!! grin
EducationRe: 65 Million Nigerians Still Illiterate, Says UNESCO by teamchocolate: 8:17am On Oct 02, 2015
See part of the illiteracy even having 27 likes from fellow illiterates... pls where did they talk about percentages.. they said 65 million people! How is 65 million people equal to 65%??

shocked shocked shocked

Decibel:
Out of the 65%, North has 35%, SW has 25% while Eastern region has 5% in that order. The rating from UNESCO is based on certificate racketeering(Oluwole &Toronto) in the South West in addition to almajiri system in the North.#Fact
PhonesRe: Which Network Provider Disturbs With Promotional Messages The Most? by teamchocolate: 5:11pm On Oct 01, 2015
Mtn o, they are very daft...they go send message sotey once I see text on my fone,i no dey bother read am again, na so I dey always miss important messages.. undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: ‘those Who Invited Wanted ISIS Chief To Nigeria Arrested In Kano’ by teamchocolate: 5:00pm On Oct 01, 2015
They must be brought to book
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Buhari,Osinbajo And Saraki At Independence Day Celebration 2day by teamchocolate: 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2015
Amaechi my man, Tinubu my mentor, Buhari my hero.. grin cool grin

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