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nigeriancritic1:
It is forever broken. She sacked her husband as a manager! That in itself was the first crack.

The rantings of an illiterate

SLIDEwaxie:
every oil in Nigeria belongs to the Niger Delta- even the one for lake Chad!

Don't mind him, u know an illiterate when u talk to one.. he is mixing VC with Chancellor... he prolly never went to university but has an opinion!

Thatitan234:
Professor as chancellor?? Just shut up

I hate indians... dirty and racist people!

D'banj my nigga doing mighty things, meanwhile don jazzy be there forming local champion...

Exactly, that's the only thing that pisses me off about the news.. if ambode wants to host marathon, he should av bn sayin it since a month ago
That's how pro-active governors behave...

I av a lot of Waka on that Saturday and this slowpoke just wants to spoil it

Dieumerci:
Total lock down.

What happens to those who had fixed their wedding or other events for that day.

In dbanj voice 'oshey'

gmyguy:
1 for lagos time, the other for new york time

Na bad Belle go kee u...

Keneking:
Are they married now? Not yet.
That image is a car lot located around Agidingbi in Ikeja, Lagos South West Nigeria.
The car is actually a tokunbo Toyota which is 2006 model. Fairly used automobile for a new wife

I rly feel pity for nurse Metuh o... na wa

What collective progress?mind your state first cuz Charity begins at home, ur always quick to criticize Lagos state...

anonimi:
I would think the hopeless person is the one who cannot respond to vital issues of our collective progress raised in my post. Not so



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Smh, your case is hopeless, immediately I saw the pics and negative criticism, I knew it was anonimi. nothing Lagos state ever does is good enuf for you...pls where are you from, cuz any positive sounding thing from Lagos state gives you headache..

and we just aligned with the centre, so your headache has just started!

anonimi:
What percentage % of Lagos STATE looks like this?
Where will the workers come from since the rulers of the state in the last 17 years gave no regard to education?
When shall we focus on HUMAN capital development in addition to the focus on physical development that is sustainable?

Yes they will take the land with adequate compensation... even in developed countries where I have lived for awhile, developmental
Projects can come with land loss. The difference is that compensation can be given because pple have their documents and land titles.. but am sure in the ND.. many of the pple don't have this... instead of militancy... your pple should engage in education and effective dialogue.. but of cos not their greedy leaders thrive in this chaos and will do anything for it to remain that way

udemzy101:
Including land right? Don't worry FG will take up what belong to u, and pray u smile back at them..

Putting the trash u spew in bold doesn't make them more true...

Since u av shown to be an illiterate, I will take some time to school you...

Most of the fuel we use is imported... so yes the generating sets will run on petrol and diesel, alongside Independent power projects..nowhere did I say US citizens are the only ones kidnapped, other nationalities of developed countries are kidnapped, Germans, French, turks, name them... and those pple will not fold their arms while they support you to wreck havoc.. these nationalities thrive in a peaceful environment, and if u make the place uncomfortable for them.. they will leave, many of them have evacuation plans in place btw.. and guess who loses, YOU! You have said a lot of trash and I can school you till kingdom come but I didn't bother to finish your rantings and ramblings, they sounded like the rantings of a mad man.. You are therefore ignored henceforth!

JonazG:
[s]SEE THE MUMU LIKE I SAID YOU GUX LOVE BOASTING TOO MUCH .. WHEN YOU GUX ARE JUST EMPTY..
YOU WILL USE GEN. SET WITH WATER ..LOL
YOU THOUGHT IT IS ONLY USA CITIZENS ARE WORKING IN NIJA OIL COMPANY?? HAHA
ND HAVE BEEN IMPORTING ARMS SINCE TIME OF OBANSANJO... WHO STOPPED THEM??

YOUR POINTS ARE LAUGHABLE .. LOL
MILLITANTS PLEASE BLOW THEM UP IF THEY DENIES YOU GUX YOUR BENEFITS AS LAND OWNERS ... LOL[/s]

I agree with you on diversify the economy.. which is what I just recently stated.. even if I have not been to ND, I have seen pictures and I am not immune to the suffering of the common man in ND
But the FG will not negotiate with criminals... many of these criminals pretend to fight for the pple while just amassing wealth for themselves. Why would they have so many millionaires and no clean water, no hospitals, no schools, no good roads...

That's wut I am angry about!

udemzy101:
You've never seen crude oil before, you've never been there to see how this crude oil destroy farm land and rivers, killing the fishes there..



Niger delta suppose to be a small London now.

Thinking of using force to shut this people up to me is a waste of time...

Yeah, the military is strong but believe me they will always have their way..

Just 2 explosion of pipe line and 2 refineries close, a barrel is less than $30 now... These guys wont kill their people, they are only after the source of oil.. The pipe lines, which means if I don't eat, you won't eat too.


That doesn't stop the government from giving their state her allocations at the end of the month...

Tell baba to diversify the economy, review the amnesty programme, take care of their environment instead of trying to stop it... Cos it will affect me and you too.

Which work is ND doing... can't see it... nobody is stopping you guys from telling the govt to diversify it's economy.. other states have natural minerals which all belong to the FG.. if FG comes to enugu and takes the coal, they have the right to.. or ilesha and take the gold, no one can stop them.... it's sad that crude-oil production can come with pollution, it is the way it is.. all natural resources belong to the FGN..

udemzy101:
Stop saying what u don't know, cos u will be in your room typing while the heat is going on.. Though it will affect you... Talking of baboon dey chop, other states are feeding on Niger delta oil cos that's the major source of revenue, so Niger delta dey work others are chopping...

You know nothing.. first of all the southwest is the region that fought for Nigeria's unity the most... if not for south west, I doubt if Nigeria will exist today..

Just one blow and lagos will be in darkness, I laugh... most lagosians already use generating sets, nothing new in that... plus Lagos has the capacity to generate it's own power, ever heard of independent power projects (IPP) I think not or else you would have known fashola only stopped it when he was told that all power generated by it must be fed into the national grid.. Abeg monkey can't be working and baboon be chopping.. I don't blame him for stopping it..import arms from where.. you think US will fold their arms and watch u kidnap their citizens and still ensure u get arms... ur mumu no get part 2... in fact everything u typed below just shows how mumu you are... thanks I had a good laugh tho

JonazG:
[b]ALL [s]THIS South West HERE MAKING A HELL OF NOISE... A REGION THAT HAVE NOT FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING IN NIGERIA.. THOUGHT THAT EVERYBODY IS AFRAID AND COWARDS LIKE THEM... JUST ONE STRIKE ..THERE WIL BE DARKNESS ALL OVER LAGOS... FOR THOSE THAT FORGOT HOW MILLITANTS WORK... THEY KIDNAP FOREIGNERS... ANY ATTEMPT TO ATTACK THEM .. WILL LEAD TO THEIR DEATH.. 2. THY CLOSE TO WATER.. THY CAN IMPORT ARMS EASILY... 3, THY KNOW MAJOR PIPELINES THAT GOT CHANNELLED TO WEST AND NORTH.. 4. NIGERIA UNITY IS SHAKY NOW...

AM SORRY TO ALL THIS YORUBAS BOASTING HERE .. NIGER DELTANS SHOULD BE GIVING THERE BENEFITS THAT AN HAUSA MAN GAVE THEM









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JonazG post=42271024:
ALL THIS South West HERE MAKING A HELL OF NOISE... A REGION THAT HAVE NOT FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING IN NIGERIA.. THOUGHT THAT EVERYBODY IS AFRAID AND COWARDS LIKE THEM... JUST ONE STRIKE ..THERE WIL BE DARKNESS ALL OVER LAGOS... FOR THOSE THAT FORGOT HOW MILLITANTS WORK... THEY KIDNAP FOREIGNERS... ANY ATTEMPT TO ATTACK THEM .. WILL LEAD TO THEIR DEATH.. 2. THY CLOSE TO WATER.. THY CAN IMPORT ARMS EASILY... 3, THY KNOW MAJOR PIPELINES THAT GOT CHANNELLED TO WEST AND NORTH.. 4. NIGERIA UNITY IS SHAKY NOW...
AM SORRY TO ALL THIS YORUBAS BOASTING HERE .. NIGER DELTANS SHOULD BE GIVING THERE BENEFITS THAT AN HAUSA MAN GAVE THEM

JonazG:
ALL THIS South West HERE MAKING A HELL OF NOISE... A REGION THAT HAVE NOT FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING IN NIGERIA.. THOUGHT THAT EVERYBODY IS AFRAID AND COWARDS LIKE THEM... JUST ONE STRIKE ..THERE WIL BE DARKNESS ALL OVER LAGOS... FOR THOSE THAT FORGOT HOW MILLITANTS WORK... THEY KIDNAP FOREIGNERS... ANY ATTEMPT TO ATTACK THEM .. WILL LEAD TO THEIR DEATH.. 2. THY CLOSE TO WATER.. THY CAN IMPORT ARMS EASILY... 3, THY KNOW MAJOR PIPELINES THAT GOT CHANNELLED TO WEST AND NORTH.. 4. NIGERIA UNITY IS SHAKY NOW...
AM SORRY TO ALL THIS YORUBAS BOASTING HERE .. NIGER DELTANS SHOULD BE GIVING THERE BENEFITS THAT AN HAUSA MAN GAVE THEM

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You are even going far talking about properties, they just need to freeze their bank accounts and pick up one or 2 ring leaders.

Let's see how they will fight govt with no money!

OrlandoOwoh:
The "miscreants" you claim are ahead of the government may have their property confiscated after the government finish dealing with them.

Ehen?? Nonesense!! Negotiate kor Negotiate ni.... You must be a criminal or related to them!
Nigerian Navy where are you o...

Tkester2:
This is pure show of crass bravado. Buhari's gra-gra will not get us any where, it will be a clollateral damage. Obasanjo tried it, and we know where that led to.

Buhari should negotiate with the militants. After all, blowing up the pipelines is not hard.

Yea, that movie was dope!



Teju baby face was chidi... Sola sobowale the yoruba woman who fit cry and shout for africa... loved that movie pieces...great storyline, great casting, great acting, great production, in fact great everything... this was before some certain pple entered nollywood and started producing crap...making lots of pple lose respect for the industry... sad now that those same pple have the guts to say they started nollywood.. mscheew

nwachinemelu:
Hit the like button if u remb Diamond ring way back....RMD nail that movie

'violated' with ego boyo is still my best film of this man... I can watch that film 50 million times.. followed by 'out of bounds' with bimbo akintola... and 'diamond ring' with Teju baby face and Sola sobowale.. that was before all these shitty nollywood films started churning out rubbish!

piagetskinner:
Rmd... Loved the role he played in "the price" old movie tho




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Na wa o

No its in the south east! Ode!!

pasol4real:
Oga Pls lagos is not in southwest

How won't you guys have the supposed best indices.. more than half of my unbooked patients in this Lagos are ibo...

They come here to Southwest and come and spoil our health indices.. they have poor health seeking behaviour. They are so health illiterate, they visit chemist and quacks and only visit the hospital when water don pass gari.



Would have endorsed your trash if the methodology of the report showed that the data was disaggregated by place of origin not by place of residence...

Receive sense IJN...

Ilovemystate:
MDG's report

[b][s]GOAL 5: IMPROVED MATERNAL HEALTH

Target 5.A. Reduce by three quarters, between 1990 and 2015, the Maternal Mortality Ratio.

The 2004 Maternal Mortality ratio of 800 in every 100,000 live births crashed to 545 in 2008. The performance tracking survey of 2012 recorded a further decrease to 350 per 100,000 live births and the downward trend consistently maintained its course to 2014 with a record of 243 per 100,000 live births. As a remark, the 2014 estimation was strictly based on women within the age bracket of 15 to 49 years, as opposed to the 2012 age bracket of 15 to infinity. The rationale behind this is that the child bearing age for women is within that bracket. Based on this, Nigeria is at the verge of meeting the target on maternal mortality.

Indicator 5.2: Proportion of Births attended by skilled health care attendants.

A zonal disaggregation of this trend shows that of the children born within the period of reference, South East (89.1%) had the highest record of delivery assisted by skilled birth attendant. Eighty three percent was recorded in South West. North Central and South South zones respectively had a record of 67.2% and 64.4%. The least were in North East (30.8%) and North West (24.8%). Sectorally, the urban areas with 79.2 had higher proportion of deliveries assisted by trained personnel’s while the rural areas had 46.6%.

Target 5B: Achieve universal access to reproductive health by 2015

Indictor 5.3: Contraceptive Prevalence Rates:

This is the percentage of women aged 15 – 49 years that use any method of family planning. The use of contraceptive is gradually gaining general acceptance. In 2004, only 8.2% of women within the stated age bracket used contraceptive measures for family planning. The percentage increased to 14.6% (about 78% increases) in 2008. It appreciated further in both 2012 (17.3%) and 2014 (18.5%). Contraceptive prevalence was highest in South East zone with a of 43%, followed by South West (24.0%). The prevalence in the urban areas (16.7%) was higher than that of the rural (9.7%).

Indicator 5.5: Antenatal Care Coverage.

In 2008, only 8.2% of the pregnant women attended antenatal for one visit while 44.8% attended for at least 4 visits. In 2012 66.3% of them attended for at least one visit and 57.8% for at least four visits. The record in 2014 was that about 25% of the women that were pregnant never attended antenatal visits. At the same time, 68.9% attended at least once while 60.6% attended for four times and over. The number of visits for antenatal was encouraging in the urban where 75.9% of pregnant women had at least four visits. The rural rears were no exception as 51.6% of the pregnant women visited over four times. With regard to the zones, South East (88.3%) had the highest number of visits. South West (78%), South South (64.1) and North Central (65.80) had encouraging number of antenatal visits. But very few pregnant women in North West (38.1%) and North East (32.9%) attended antenatal up to four times.

Indicator 5.6: Unmet Needs for Family Planning

In 2004, there were about 17% of women in this category. They increased to 20.2% in 2008 and 21.5% in 2012. However, there was a marginal increase in 2014 (22.2%). The prevalence of unmet need was more in the rural sector (22.4%) than the urban (21.8%). Across the zones, there were higher incidences of unmet need in North West (27.4) and North East (25.8%) than the rest of the zones. The experience was very low in the South East (11.4%).

GOAL 6: COMBAT HID/AIDS, MALARIA AND OTHER MAJOR DISEASES

Target 6.C: Have halted by 2015 and begun to reverse the incidence of malaria and other major diseases

Indicator 6.3: Percentage of Young Women aged 15 – 24 years with comprehensive knowledge of HIV/AIDs

Knowledge of HIV/AIDS and related diseases among the young women is increasing. There is a general consciousness that HIV/AIDS is real. In 2004, only 18.3% of the young ladies within age 15 – 24 years had comprehensive and correct knowledge about HIV/AIDS prevention, and transmission and others. There was a rise in this percentage in 2012 (33%). There was not much difference in the record for 2014 (32.8%). Thus the trend remained at the national level. But in the sectors, the urban areas with 37.8% showed that there were more young women with comprehensive knowledge than the 30.5% in the rural. At the level of the zones, a large percentage of the young ladies in North Central had comprehensive knowledge. Besides the North Central zone were the South East (37.3%), South West (34.3%) and South South zone (33.2%). Both the North West (26.5%) and particularly North East (23.2%) had little proportion of young ladies with comprehensive knowledge about HIV/AIDs. [/b]

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Pics Anambra hospital

Chai aregberascal and fayose don make osun and Ekiti suffer

We need to change them...


Yoruba ronu

Flyoruboy:
****You dey compare the most industrialized state in the country to your village-state? Shey na for GDP, abi IGR, abi on what scale exactly? Dude, it's fine for you all to hype Anambra but y'all should know your limits. Maybe you can compare Anambra with Ebonyi, Imo, and the likes of Osun and Ekiti, but certainly not Ogun. Shey na for accomplishment ni abi any other ranking nationally. ****

Some people from the red soil, erosion ravaged area won't like this news one bit

DICK4UCKPUSSY:
That's yoruba for you we don't brag, like people from erosion ravaged Land

Yea that's why Peter okoye is married to Lola..

asorocker:
****

Nurse Metuh don enter am hinhinhinhin *evilgrin*

No its radio biafra he shud ask


Dilector will give instructions for investigation from his 2x2 cell where he is soaking gari and eating watery beans

arresa:
Why not ask igbekere news or one of your own ipod websites to do their own investigation?

Everything u said makes sense except the childless part... it's God that gives children....in yorubaland where I come from abusing someone with childlessness is the highest insult and is almost akin to abusing their God...pls abeg biko, edit that part...

OgbeifunErom:
Even with all these revelations, IPOB Youths and wailers will still criticize the Anti corruption drive of Buhari's govt

These people have robbed Nigerians blind. It is time for them to pay for their crimes

Imagine that childless Fat hippopotamus called Mama Piss having several houses and businesses in Dubai at the expense of Nigerians

All the goats must vomit our yams

Bastards

In Nigeria too where I practice, surgeons are called 'MR.' until they become 'prof'

Respect is reciprocal.. I am sure allied health workers don't disrespect their doctors where u practice... how do I know? Cuz I have worked in the UK before for awhile before I had to return to Nigeria for family reasons.. even as a medical student when I did an exchange program, allied health workers respected medical students so u can img the regard for doctors... JOHESU have over-stepped their bounds so they deserve what they get..

AreaFada2:
With your massive ego, I pity your patients. Luckily where I am such dinosaurs are dying out. Only very few good egotistical people make very good docs and teachers. I can see your desire for title is overwhelming. Surgeons where I am don't even bear medical titles unless you become a prof later. Your disdain for allied health professionals is sick. I used to think other professionals just beefs docs in 9ja for nothing. But now, if you represent the mentality there, I can understand those beefing. Long way to go dude. Good luck.

*ignored* Btw I am happily married

flightz:
you seem not be happy at your place of work or maybe its marital issue, I dunno. Whatever your ish is, quit sounding frustrated ok? No oFffiencce ;d

The head of the medical team is the doctor even in modern times....... it's just too bad if u don't like it.. but that doesn't change the fact..... The head of the medical team, meaning who takes the decision on the patient... to whom does the patient belong....don't know wut context ur thinking of tho...That's why patients are registered under a doctor or consultant... and not under a nurse cuz in the end the buck of decision making stops at the doctors table...Nw I can see u r a johesu no wonder u can't think objectively.. "the prof concurred" meaning he was the one to take the decision and if u had been rude abt it by telling him he was not the head of the team, he prolly wud av not listened to u.. health care workers are a team but the head of that team remains a doctor, if u don't like it, go back and read for ur medical boards...

AreaFada2:
I disagree. It's very much about "bigmanity" syndrome in 9ja. From your condescending attitude shown towards JOHESU (I just googled the meaning). Flexing muscle unnecessarily over others.

In modern times, there's no head or tail of medical team. The prof and or consultant could be head of medical/surgical team. The Nurse is head of the nursing team. Various health care professionals have various but ultimately complimentary roles/responsibilities within the team.

Playing a leadership role based on experience/education should not relegate others.

This is where medicine seriously needs to catch up with modernity. Especially in developing countries.

I give you an example: A prof overseeing a triple CABG procedure became perplexed when the octogenarian (patient) became worryingly arrhythmic. Not responding well to anaesthetic intervention.

He asked around the table what to do. IMA & saphenous veins were just being harvested. Various suggestions were offered.

My humble one was to forge ahead, as the guy won't have a better chance next time either. The prof concurred. And I was by far the least experienced then. And old chap made it.

Everyone has something to offer.