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Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by teamchocolate: 11:43am On Nov 09, 2015
Did u mean export commodity

shocked

stnwani:
Despite this known fact,the govt still prefer Crude oil to coal instead of making both the dual import commodity of the nation.
If only crude can be bunkered,those guys would have been making millions from it.
Smh for this nation!
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by teamchocolate: 9:32am On Nov 09, 2015
Dredge which river Niger? May I refer you to a thread on this same nairaland ' can the imo river take large ships'



SE is unfortunately land locked!



All ur plans hinge arnd taking SS with you and Nigerian FG will never allow that... u will need transit visas to get out of ibo land and we won't give u..... grin cheesy grin

calaway:
FOR YOU INFORMATION ALL THE STATES IN THE SE HAVE CRUDE OIL EXCEPT ENUGU WHICH HAS COAL/ BEAR IN MIND ALSO THAT IMO STATE HAS THE LARGEST RESERVE OF ONSHORE CRUDE OIL IN WEST AFRICA. THE RIVER NIGER WILL BE EASILY DREDGED TO THE ATLICTIC OCEAN TO ACCOMMODATE EVEN THE BIGGEST SEA FARING VESSELS. OGA YOU CANNOT FORCE THE IKWERE OR THE IJAW MAN TO JOIN YOU IN ANYWHERE THE WILL MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS FOR THE IGBO NATION IS ALREADY LARGE ENOUGH AS IT IS.
ANYWAY THE IJAWS ALSO NEED BIAFRA.
SEE THEM IJAW BIAFRANS
youtube.com/watch/?v=jonIjtTkFkQ&feature=youtu.be
PoliticsRe: S-east Govs Divided Over Pro-biafra Struggle - Vanguard by teamchocolate: 9:20am On Nov 09, 2015
Are u minding the fool, who wrote this report... or else it wud av been mideastern....

They just like laying foolish claims... Landlocked gully erosion ridden lands with the cursed pple living on them..
No reasonable person wants to live there, that's why Lagos n SW is their little london...


But the greed for SS oil is their doom; do u think if they just wanted those 5 states, we won't happily let them go, dem go collect visa come lagos tire.. awon oloshi

superstar1:
Midwest was created out of the Western Region and not the Eastern region has stated in the report.

Y1bos and lies are one and the same.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by teamchocolate: 8:53am On Nov 09, 2015
I am not against them going, but they cannot take SS with them, it belongs to Nigeria.... nobody is stopping them from going with their landlocked gully and erosion ridden cursed and infertile lands....
But they can't go with Nigeria's property simple!!!


ERAKAMUS:
INFACT YOU ARE THE B@STARD HERE AND AN ETERNITY SLAVE LET THE HEE.GBOS GO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

B@STARDS LIKE YOU WILL BE BUNDLED TO SOKOTO WHEN THE TIME COMES

MARK MY WORDS YOU USELESS YAMS
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by teamchocolate: 8:46am On Nov 09, 2015
First of all IlekeHD is a woman.. if u had done your research, u really should know that plus she stays abroad!!


You really need to do ur research before u come and spew trash online...



chuna1985:
Loooooooooooooool, grin grin grin

See Yoruba man who has never visited a state outside s waste telling am igbo man that he's "untravelled"

I really can't stop laughing
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by teamchocolate: 8:02am On Nov 09, 2015
No YOU ARE NOT. LIAR...

Even if you are, u are a bastard.. but I know u are not!!

ERAKAMUS:
I AM YORUBA

BUT,



THE ZOO MUST FALL,




FOOL.ANIS SHOULD CONTINUE TO RULE THEMSELVES.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Reuben Abati’s 50th Birthday Party by teamchocolate: 7:12am On Nov 09, 2015
Hahahhahha wetin this man don do u for this life.... that ur last statement got me laughing hysterically, cheesy cheesy grin it has been saved


Warbegins1:
Ugly, useless, self absorbed and fake old man

This is one of the men that contributed to the destruction of the Nigerian economy by writing numerous epistles to condone the vile activities under the GEJ government.

AGIP (Any Government In Power) agent with no soul or decorum. He divorced his first wife immediately he got an appointment under Jonathan

Reuben Abati will serve under Buhari if invited tomorrow and he will be the first to disown GEJ if the price is right!

50 year old?? He can continue to deceive himself but his ugly old face tells the real story.
Nairaland GeneralRe: #ThingsILongThroatFor Now Trending On Twitter by teamchocolate: 6:56pm On Nov 08, 2015
No be by force to speak yoruba! You can make ur point in English, oga biafra undecided undecided
Not making any sense and henceforth.............

*ignored*



FREEDOM4BIAFRA:
Aiye iya re lo fi gbese shey!
PoliticsRe: PDP Is In Coma With No Doctor, Only ‘Nurse Metuh’ Is Treating It – Senate Leader by teamchocolate: 6:14pm On Nov 08, 2015
By that time PDP matter will be handled by VHW ( village health worker) not even J-CHEW)( Junior Community Health Extension Worker)

undecided undecided

drberry:
Hahahahahaha.... Walahi Lie Muhammed has taught this Ndume how to talk dirty.

#BackToTheMatter
It's just a matter of time before APC will become comatose without a doctor or even a nurse except a Community Health Extension Worker (CHEW) like Lie Muhammed.
Nairaland GeneralRe: #ThingsILongThroatFor Now Trending On Twitter by teamchocolate: 6:08pm On Nov 08, 2015
Ode! Won ti fi biafra shey e...


FREEDOM4BIAFRA:
Only Biafra!
PoliticsRe: List Of Nigeria's Best Performing Governors Since May 29 Inauguration - CGPI by teamchocolate: 4:28pm On Nov 08, 2015
What a shame, this silly social prefect governor ambode has let Lagos drop to number 5.. undecided undecided

faroukfahima:
The CIAPS Governors Performance Index (CGPI) has listed Nigeria's best performing governors since they were sworn into office.

According to the Index, Governor Nasir El-Rufai is the country's best performing governor.

Nasir El-rufai of Kaduna - 72%
Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto - 64%
Adams Oshiomhole of Edo - 62%
Willie Obiano of Anambra - 62%
Akinwumi Ambode of Lagos - 58%
Sani Bello of Niger - 58%
Ibrahim Dankwambo of Gombe - 54%

The CGPI coordinator, Mr Olumuyiwa Ayoola explained that the variables used as indexes for performance were mathematically calculated and this month’s variables included “Payment of Salary, New Projects, Education, Security and Leadership by example”.

http://www.forumspotz.ng/list-of-nigerias-best-performing-governors-since-their-may-29-inauguration/
TravelRe: Lagos Light Rail Project To Be Completed By Dec 2016 – Ambode by teamchocolate: 4:56pm On Nov 07, 2015
*ignored*


undecided


wheredemdey:
Oh damn it...you didn't just type that...

I was among those that liked your post thinking you can at least prove the guy wrong and shut him up once and for all...and all you can utter is this.....wow...you are despicable and monumentally gullible...more gullible than I can imagine.

You hv no facts yet you call someone with massive verifiable facts a liar....damn u fuhker..damn you a million times....you are part of the problems of Nigeria....covering the truth with so much impunity....fuckh you a billion times...may you never get to ride on that train.
HealthRe: Unfortunate Deaths In Our Hospitals; A Nurse's Perspective by teamchocolate: 8:18am On Nov 07, 2015
With ur perspective 95% of hospitals in Nigeria will be shut down and that 95 % is putting it mildly
Govt needs to heavily invest in health care and human resources for health

delishpot:
Then they should close those akara hospitals. No equipment, no doctor on call, no nurses on duty, No ambulance, No driver on seat, no gen, No keys to pharmacy, No pharmacist on seat, no nothing angry angry angry angry all they have is the buildings and a staff to give the list of things they dont have when a patient comes in.
Those Akara hospitals should not be allowed to addmit patients or run maternity/Emergency wards and they should be told to close at 5 or 6 pm everyday so every one knows they are not available for work. They should just be clinics to treat cough and cartarh and n9thing more.
If a so called hospital cannot respond to patients and give some form of care while they arrange for the transfer of the patient to a bigger hospital then they should not be allowed to run as a full blown hospital.
Shame on Nigerian government through the years. They should put laws in place that will regulate hospitals
They should be categorized and given licence and operational time based on equipments, number of staff and qualification or experience on doctors and nurses on duty. Enough of the bloodshed. I dey vex o. My blood dey boil.
BTW when will govt step ip health insurance for Nigerians?
TravelRe: Lagos Light Rail Project To Be Completed By Dec 2016 – Ambode by teamchocolate: 8:11am On Nov 07, 2015
*ignored*



anonimi:
Please point out just ONE part that is a lie if you yourself nor be original LIAR!
TravelRe: Lagos Light Rail Project To Be Completed By Dec 2016 – Ambode by teamchocolate: 6:34am On Nov 07, 2015
Aren't you tired of posting these lies... it's boring pls, we av seen it, stop filling the thread with irrelevancies...
Thank you as u adhere...


anonimi:
You mean he KILLED the project by stealing the money huh
He should be in KIRIKIRI not in Aso Rock as Buhari's minister.





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* In January 2013, i.e. some two years after the Toronto visit, our "excellent" former governor said the trains will be ready by June, i.e. five months after the unsolicited statement, based on his inspection & assessment of work done so far at the time =>








https://punch.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/LIGHTRAIL-360x250.jpg



* Last year, our fine-boy-no-pimples former Misita Gomina confessed he had already spent a whopping sum of N160 billion on the light rail that was supposed to be in use since June 2013. Depending on the exchange rate he used that could be $1 billion to $1.2 billion spent shocked






As of today, we nor see train, even sef all the billion, billion $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ don disappear enter Toronto. We prayer be sey make dem nor turn around small time sey na bad business like the N8 billion Sunborn floating hotel angry angry

In fact the new governor, Ambode now dey tell us sey na to restructure the financing and delivery will be in 18 months time. Laakulilai, we don suffer finish in the hands of these SCAM masters and smooth operators => embarassed






Una wey sabi financial management small go know sey the man just dey tell us sey money don finish dem must BORROW plenty $$$$$$$$$$$ loan again to have any hope whatsoever of using the trains in 18 months lohun lohun far away longest time!
Can anyone reconcile the fact that the federal government approved LASG's World Bank loan for this project yet the new governor dey spin us long tales of no federal support. He must think we are all baby pikins wey mama fit tell FAKE tory angry
HealthRe: Seun Omobo Emerges Chairperson Of The FIP-YPG by teamchocolate: 6:23am On Nov 07, 2015
Yorubas making Nigeria proud since 505BC... Long Live Nigeria!
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Rocks Leggings With Sneakers To Oga Madam Show: Hit Or Miss?(Pics by teamchocolate: 11:19am On Nov 05, 2015
Omo that orente wearing black top beside adekunle gold is so sexy.... kiss


jonhemma11:
The fourth season of the Oga Madam Live on Stage with Lolo1comedy event was held last week Sunday 1at the Muson Center.

Dr. Sid, D’Prince, Korede Bello, Reekado Banks, Pasuma, Darey, Chidinma, Cynthia Morgan, Mc Galaxy, Orezi, OristeFemi, Ice Prince, HarrySong, Yemi Alade, Adekunle Gold, BOJ, and more gave stellar performances at the show.

Comedians like Ali Baba, AY, Yaw, Bash, Acapella, Seyi Law,Ajebo, Koffi, Odogwu, Murphy Jemba, Emma OMG and more also entertained the audience.

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/11/korede-bellodr-didcynthia.html
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Baby Daughter Fly First Class For Their Vacation by teamchocolate: 10:11am On Nov 05, 2015
Why evuls na


undecided

deramarks:
Davido shut up and drink poison nd die and stop bugin me @ nairaland with newsless thread
FamilyRe: Man Buys Honda SUV For Wife Who Gave Birth (pics) by teamchocolate: 1:40pm On Nov 03, 2015
Op musst be blind, that's a Mercedes not a Honda
gphilip:
Nah, they will say that I am Ojukokoro, lol. This is one of those random posts I stumbled upon on facebook. The man who identified himself as Allen Jones, welcomed a daughter with his wife Madison Marie Jones on October 29.
Before the couple and their newborn left the hospital, Mr. Jones decided to surprise his wife with a brand new Honda SUV.....

>>> http://www.mokgist.com/men-this-is-how-you-should-treat-a-woman-who-just-gave-you-a-newborn-baby-photos/
CelebritiesRe: Richard Mofe-Damijo Shares A Lovely Photo by teamchocolate: 5:23pm On Nov 02, 2015
A timelessly stylish man I love #nohomo


vivianblog2:
Caption

Future is Bright...

source https://instagram.com/p/9lW-7eLy_Y/?taken-by=mofedamijo
PoliticsRe: Three Factions Contesting Eze Ndigbo Title In Ibadan, Oyo State by teamchocolate: 7:09pm On Oct 31, 2015
We all know their land is cursed... No one wants anything to do with it.... That's why southwest is their little london..

When they get their stupid biafra, yorubas will make enough money from visa apps which we will deny wen we feel like cool grin

IlekeHD:
Erosion.
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by teamchocolate: 5:05pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ode! It's not an affair if your dad is late undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by teamchocolate:
Hello people, sorry av bn on leave of absence from the thread... I av also being trying hard to play catch-up.. to my ujesha pple.. Hin pele o gbogbo ule. A ku alaja ose o.... Ose a san gbogbo ria o.. and to my other peeps who have kept this thread running against all odds, I sight u.. Odua a gbe gbogbo wa o....
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Goes Coverless In Bed by teamchocolate: 8:22pm On Oct 28, 2015
Omo see traaaaaaaaafic tongue
FamilyRe: Woman Who Cooks With Menstrual Blood Says "No Regrets" by teamchocolate: 1:47pm On Oct 27, 2015
Ewwwww, why are some women so evil.. feel like throwing up...
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by teamchocolate: 9:54pm On Oct 26, 2015
Quite inspirational

CelebritiesRe: Chioma Toplis: Men Romance My Sexy Pictures On Facebook by teamchocolate: 9:31pm On Oct 26, 2015
Na buhari matter go kee u, since they kuku didn't open a thread for buhari bashing, u had to come here and wail abi....keep wailing till 2023..

grin wink cheesy

Euro31:
Hypocrisy is when Buhari supports the independence of Palestinians but arrests Nnamdi Kanu for clamouring for Biafra
CultureRe: Photos Of An Igbo Village Built In Virginia, USA by teamchocolate: 8:05pm On Oct 26, 2015
Exactly!!!!



imhotep:
You mean nothing new for YOU to see?

PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by teamchocolate: 7:59pm On Oct 26, 2015
Seconded!! grin


zimoni:
His brothe Barrister Sapara Williams was the first Nigeria Lawyer.

Sopona, I learnt Sopona ravaged Ijeshaland for years in those days before they found remedy. So it was this man that provided the remedy. Nice one, local disease requires local cure.

Till now, some local Ijesha people still use sopona to curse someone. They would say "Sopona La Je Ojure or Sopona La Pa Ooooo". My people can rain curse on themselves.

You are doing a wonderful job ProfShymex.

I hereby give you a Chieftancy Title - The Okanlomo of Yorubaland.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by teamchocolate: 6:26pm On Oct 26, 2015
You Crack me up everytime with this meme... so hilarious grin grin


CabbieAC:
Thank you very much for your contributions Sir,May Chukwu abiama bless you.You can now....




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Thank You
CultureRe: Photos Of An Igbo Village Built In Virginia, USA by teamchocolate: 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
imhotep:
^^ Because it is not anti-Igbo rhetoric abi ?
Nope, cuz I av seen this exact thread before on FP plus, there is rly nothing new, nothing to see....

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