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PoliticsRe: Buhari : Is This Warning By Yoruba Elders Coming To Pass ? by teamchocolate: 5:53am On Aug 29, 2015
Don't mind this yeeboes.... I see a thread on yoruba elders and all the first five to comment are from biafra... why are they crying more than the bereaved... Yorubas don't care about appointments in a just system as long as Nigeria works and Standards of living increase.. we only cared about appointments in a corrupt system where it was a come and chop system... Meanwhile yeeboes shud go and mind their business....face their 2nd Niger bridge and gully erosion infested red soil lands undecided undecided

tdayof:
Who are the elders? You this Agbari ojukwu... Leave our matter and concentrate on Nnamdi kanu.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide, Patoranking, Kiss Daniel Others Battle For Plot Of Land In Lekki by teamchocolate: 3:32pm On Aug 28, 2015
PoliticsRe: #northerners Trends On Twitter As Nigerians React To Buhari's Appointments by teamchocolate: 6:29am On Aug 28, 2015
If your not yoruba, pls Bleep off our mention thanks.. #wailingwailer... I am yoruba and I am so proud of buhari right now...


Firefire:
cheesy


Best of luck to the appointees.

Oro awon agba bi o ba se lowuro, oda ju pe ase lojo aale...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Secretary To The Federal Government, Chief Of Staff, Others by teamchocolate: 6:38pm On Aug 27, 2015
It is obvious that ur very myopic if u think tinubu is losing out... can't u live one day of ur life without mentioning tinubu... is he ur God?? undecided undecided


psucc:
North 5 South 1

Tinubu is still losing out.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Breaks Silence On Attacks On Fashola, Speaks On Relationship With Ex-lago by teamchocolate: 11:03pm On Aug 26, 2015
My frnd, go enrol for English night class and stop hating tinubu who is way past u in every aspect of life.. wailingwailer you have been noticed!!!


EgusiSoup:
The day we will saw it we will stopped calling the dullard a dullard undecided

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Breaks Silence On Attacks On Fashola, Speaks On Relationship With Ex-lago by teamchocolate: 10:50pm On Aug 26, 2015
You can never 'saw it' o.. it's paper.. u can only tear it and that's impossible.. it's in a very very safe place...


EgusiSoup:
And we have not still saw the cerfiticate sad

RomanceRe: He Proposed To His Girlfriend In The Swimming Pool Of A Lagos Hotel (photos) by teamchocolate: 3:37am On Aug 26, 2015
Hating hater? Why evils now?

LordOfTheWeed:
And by 2017, people will start looking for mountain where volcanoe is erupting so that they can make their proposal or where a tanker is currently burning and they will jump inside it and make their foolish proposal.. Foolish people angry
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Ban Ki Moon Rock Matching Dress At Ministry Of Foreign Affairs(pics by teamchocolate: 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2015
Musiwa is that u.. grin didn't see a map tho, pls can u put up the map of western Nigeria and inform pple of the truth.. thanks!!


pus33:
[size=38pt]osibanjo father inlaw, only lied to you people.. , Osibanjo only cross over to another country.. The people of the country of Western Nigeria.. most never pay taxes to the country of Nigeria..


Osibanjo is just an individual who went to get a job in another country.. it does not mean that any person in the country of western Nigeria should pay taxes to Nigeria. No. the people of the country of western Nigeria can not pay taxes to Nigeria.

Obama is from Kenya and went to the USA to get a job as president of the USA. it does not mean that the people of Kenya should pay taxes to the USA.


You can sell newspaper anywhere.. Does not need you have to disturb other people lifes just because you want to sell newspaper in another country. And telling all forms of lies to your readers.. claiming it is 1 country. deceiving your readers.. which have been what osibanjo family have done for several years..

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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Ban Ki Moon Rock Matching Dress At Ministry Of Foreign Affairs(pics by teamchocolate: 5:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
Thank you jare, quote of the day.. putting it up on my display message..
farem:
Baba egbe ni Ilorin, omo egbe ni lEko

Meaning...

A mere commissioner in Lagos is far exposed than a gomina (governor) from Kwara
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Ban Ki Moon Rock Matching Dress At Ministry Of Foreign Affairs(pics by teamchocolate: 5:47pm On Aug 25, 2015
Especially haterz of the 'mere commissioner'. grin Ride on my able V.P... God bless you and God bless Nigeria!! cool


omenka:
Some people are definitely not gonna like this. cheesy
PoliticsRe: August Salaries For Federal Workers May Be Delayed by teamchocolate: 7:53am On Aug 25, 2015
That's not new.. doctors in lagos university teaching hospital (luth- a federal parastatal of shame) have not collected July salary till date making today July 56 in their calendar.. now some uninformed pple will come here and say all doctors know is money.. undecided undecided
Also December 2014 was the most horrible xmas for them..their salaries were not paid.. they didn't av money to spend for xmas and new year.. yet the PS of fed min of health is there and has not been sacked.. Buhari needs to visit the health sector so that they can receive sense!!!


Sincere9gerian:
http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/august-salaries-for-federal-workers-may-be-delayed/
PoliticsRe: Iweala’s Family To Open Multi-million Dollar Hospital In Abuja - Sahara Reporter by teamchocolate: 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2015
If that's ur view, I don't even know where to start from... only Jesus can fix it.. Smh


nkowaputa:
Not encouraging stealing but encouraging reinvestment of stolen fund in Nigeria rather than giving them as unsolicited loan to other countries like Abacha and others did.

If they are reinvestment their stolen fund in Nigeria, will have more jobs and other goodies.

PoliticsRe: Iweala’s Family To Open Multi-million Dollar Hospital In Abuja - Sahara Reporter by teamchocolate: 10:10pm On Aug 23, 2015
Encourage stealing... wut exactly is wrong with u pple??


nkowaputa:
Please relax. Would u have preferred Abacha style where our money is put in another country without interest and benefit to Nigerians?
Encourage them to establish here and create jobs and development in whatever area they invest.

PoliticsRe: Iweala’s Family To Open Multi-million Dollar Hospital In Abuja - Sahara Reporter by teamchocolate: 10:02pm On Aug 23, 2015
Don't mind him,very faulty research... he's high on ffk weed..


Nihilist:
2 doctors save up 150 million dollars?

You must be mad
PoliticsRe: ICC Investigates Oba Of Lagos For Anti-igbo Remarks by teamchocolate: 7:15pm On Aug 23, 2015
Then ur not yoruba.. a Yoruba Oba can NEVER apologise... he will rather die

AikayDaWrapper:
I'm not ibo but I'm sorry to say this is a silly statement.

Nobody! Even if you are the president of the gaddamn United States is beyond an apology.
PoliticsRe: ICC Investigates Oba Of Lagos For Anti-igbo Remarks by teamchocolate: 7:13pm On Aug 23, 2015
That's the point you yeeboes don't get! An Oba can never apologise..thats why they are called kabiyesi.. meaning kabiyor osi.. no one can ever ask u..he does things and gets away with it! Until u understand yoruba culture to some extent,u lot will keep having problems in Lagos, which I must remind you is yoruba-land


Rose2014:
Me thinks if he had offered an unreserved apology, the matter wouldn't have escalated.
PoliticsRe: ICC Investigates Oba Of Lagos For Anti-igbo Remarks by teamchocolate: 7:09pm On Aug 23, 2015
@ severus why are u cursing the Oba online.... if u live in Lagos and are so bold, u can go to his palace and go and curse him there... ode!!


SeverusSnape:
Oba Akiolu is a Stu_pid fool. Yes, I said it. He's a foolish and uncouth neanderthal.

Now do your worst!
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Will Not Issue Oil Wells Or Live Flamboyantly – Presidency by teamchocolate: 1:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
PoliticsRe: Senate President Saraki Finally Eats Humble Pie, Reaches Out To Ahmed Tinubu by teamchocolate: 12:31pm On Aug 23, 2015
Who's talking about riches here.. u must be from biafra cuz that's all they know.. it's wut makes them carry drugs all over the world...

In case u had not been following the thread.. he was talking about Culture.. the culture of the hausa and the yoruba which is similar as regards respect.. Saraki is a northern yoruba man... so to all intents and purposes, he shud never call Jagaban by his name..it is rude!!!



PROVACATEUR:
if the *uncle* apellation makes people rich then by now the yorubas will be exporting billionares.
PoliticsRe: Adesina And Garba Will Have Serious Challenges Defending Buhari, Says Tinubu by teamchocolate: 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2015
Funniest thing I av read today bro... Got me laughing for 5 mins all by myself..

ddippset:
This country should be divided into two parts. APC country and PDP country. Let the opposition, tanoids and wailers have their chance to bring back Jonathan as their commander in chief. It's very obvious that the wounds of jonathan's loss just won't heal!
PoliticsRe: Imo Governor Rescues Woman From Mob Action by teamchocolate: 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2015
Is okorocha governor of delta statehuh



DuduNegro:
A 21yr old Igbo woman with four kids left Delta to Abuja and then to Lagos in pursuit of raising money to start business and Okorocha has not helped her but he put "amnesty money" out for a thief to start business.

huh huh huh

PoliticsRe: Imo Governor Rescues Woman From Mob Action by teamchocolate: 5:56pm On Aug 22, 2015
The lynch wey dem go lynch u no go get part 2 grin grin

Garrithe1st:
*On my way to Oshodi for shop-lifting*

I claim my double portion

In Fashola I trust!!

angry angry angry
BusinessRe: Naira Rallies Against The Dollar by teamchocolate: 5:33pm On Aug 22, 2015
Nope get ur facts right! Godwin was chosen by the clueless one..buhari has not chosen. A cbn governor since he resumed office.. grin


voltron:
similarly gifted illiterate .. why do we continue to allow illiterates lead us from decade to decade
BusinessRe: Naira Rallies Against The Dollar by teamchocolate: 1:55pm On Aug 22, 2015
And who chose this illiterate cbn governor if I may ask
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

voltron:
baseless propaganda a usual.. have we started exporting cars and helicopters worldwide.. our primary source of dollars is crude exports.. hhave major world buyers stopped buying cheap oil in favour of the brent. has buhari used sheer will power to do the impossible? what we are experiencing is only a local phenomena. when pastor emefilie eventually removes his finger from his nutsack.. the shiit that will overflow will take nigeria back into a second financial crisis again. using rccg biblical economics... no wonder the economist threw jibes at him.. this is what happens when you put religion in governance.. illiterate initiatives
HealthRe: Grandmother, Mother, Baby Die In Lagos After Delivery, Doctor Flees by teamchocolate: 8:43am On Aug 22, 2015
Ogbeni, there is no medical school in Yabatech loool

grin
pyyxxaro:
Am sure the Doctor graduated from Yabatech tongue
PoliticsRe: Senate Crisis: Saraki’s Loyalists Beg Buhari: The Nation by teamchocolate: 8:14am On Aug 22, 2015
maxiuc:
Is like this 8th senate should be scraped anything that Apc has majority in will also suffer illetracy

PoliticsRe: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by teamchocolate: 3:59pm On Aug 21, 2015
They have matched it and surpassed it... it's you I worry for.. this is a nameless forum... That's why u can talk to me in that manner.. you don't know who I am.. let's keep it that way...


adconline:
Winners count rgeir winning while losers count winning for winners. There is no nobody that's going match Elumelu's success in ur lineage. Tony runs UBA, Transcorp Group, Ugheli Power Plant, Afriland and other companies.. He has Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode and Oba's direct number. He's more Lagosian that u. He has employed more Lagosians than most Lagosian.. Keep getting high on haterade!!
PoliticsRe: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by teamchocolate: 3:32pm On Aug 21, 2015
I said I won't mention u again but just this once... I am not afraid of igbos I jus think they are a hypocritical pple with a superiority complex.. they r mostly not wise and not diplomatic.....Yorubas invest in their Yoruba-land whenever they invest, why can't igbos do same? Then stop putting ur nose in other pple's business... Go bac to SE and go and put to task the excuse of a governor that u have.. leave star boy alone! Why is ur nose in Lagos business, are u a Lagosian... and that's one of my problems with u pple... MIND YOUR BUSINESS and other tribes will stop insulting you...
Totally last mention.... think deeply about all I av said before u quote me again thanks..
Last words: Ambode will cancel all your other contracts if it pleases him.. it's within his purview to do so!!! End of discussion




alexlee50:
why do u fear ibos so much? Why do u see ibos as competition to yorubas? What is your fear?just the same way we have yorubas in the south south and in the east, that is the way we have ibos in the south west, I guess? I don't know how u rated fashola and gave him captain of all governors.well let me ask u some questions. What parameters did u use in evaluating him? What were the set targets? What was achieved? How much did he collect as revenue? How much infastructure did he put on ground? How much did he leave behind for the incumbent administration? If you anawer these, we can then start the evaluation.
PoliticsRe: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by teamchocolate: 3:00pm On Aug 21, 2015
This is my last mention of you cuz it's obvious ur jobless and cannot comprehend things easily... first of all, ur ibo brothers have migrated all over the south west, they are in ibadan, ogun state, ondo state.. they are even in the north.. I don't know wut ancestral curse they are running away from in the land of the red soil...
Secondly lagos state govt is doing a whole lot...
I can't start to mention them cuz there are several threads showing what fashola (star Boy aka class captain of governor's forum) did in his last 2 terms.. in terms of health, education and even infrastructure.. and in case u av a problem with time orientation, Lagos stopped being a fct as early as 1991....so if you want me to detail all Lagos state govt has achieved from 1991 till date 2015, (24 years) u must rly think am jobless like u because that will take several threads to do justice to..
And by the way I am not xenophobic, this is just a subtle reminder to those who say Lagos is no man's land.. Be reminded that Lagos is Yorubaland.. the fact that yorubas are accomodating should nt be taken for granted.. you lot will ignore that piece of advice at your own peril...

Case closed!!!

alexlee50:
ethnic bigot, if yorubaland is so fantastic, why is ekiti, ondo, oyo, osun, ogun not witnessing this high rate of migrants as u state? Why Lagoshuh U should be grateful bro.one more thing you are not different from those south africans who engaged in xenophobic attacks against foreigners earlier in the year.And in any case tell me one facility which has eased the life of lagosians that has been put in place by subsequent lagos state after the federal government left Lagos?
PoliticsRe: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by teamchocolate: 2:31pm On Aug 21, 2015
So u expect ambode to outline the reasons why he cancelled the project to u one by one abi?? shocked keep waiting then...
You are the ethnic bigot.. I ask you again why your kinsman Jonathan didn't effect this single policy that would have made iboland an utopia for u all lousy lot to live in so u can leave our yorubaland less congested.. and stop burdening our infrastructure.. if we see 100 patients a day, 70 are igbo.. they like free free everytime.. Same in education.. Same in housing.. Go back to ur land and task ur leaders.. and at lagos being a capital territory.. pls all move to abuja, at least lagos is no longer the fct.. and before lagos was fct, it has always been the trading outpost even of the Southwest before independence.. it was this importance that made it fct.. not the other way round.... so pls get ur facts straight..


alexlee50:
ethnic bigot, I won't join issues with you on the propriety of the Lagos state government on the tony elumelu debacle as it does not add anything to my pocket. In the argument you have canvassed you did not give any intelligent reason why the project was cancalled rather you have hinged your argument on ethnic sentiments, and presence of infastructure in the south west.the second reason you gave is laughable.Apart from Lagos state, which south west state has infastructures which you can call modern? Which one has good roads, hospitals and other social amenities functioning pipe borne water etc.Lagos is what it is today because it was a former federal capital.even then it is congested and facilities are over stretched.It is even the congestion in Lagos state that is bringing development to ogun and oyo state.I still maintain it is a deliberate policy of government to maintain the sea ports in lagos.A single policy of moving companies to the areas of operation.dreding of the warri, portharcort and calabar ports to accomodate large vessels will change the equation.the lagos you shout today will become a ghost town.so be grateful.for the other states in the south west, they are all small villages
Car TalkRe: PHOTOS: Nigerian Made "Flying Car" Seen In Lagos Metropolis by teamchocolate: 2:14pm On Aug 21, 2015
Make vio or frsc catch am, he go sabi scores...
The fact that they allow it in mbaise does not mean it's allowed in Lagos o!!!

post=37175663:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-XY4YzUSRv0I/VdYJu3ny36I/AAAAAAAGTJk/SItAOJbe8Hg/s1600/1.jpg[/img]

A reader was driving Ikoyi when she spotted this funny looking constructed mobile Keke abi na land helicopter! Lol.
I think its a jet and a car combined....
See more photos after the cut...

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[img]http://3.bp..com/-N22voL4KI78/VdYJw3J9EPI/AAAAAAAGTKA/MR1MNetQV8Y/s1600/6.jpg[/img]

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/08/photos-nigerian-made-flying-car-seen-in.html

cc lalasticlala
CrimeRe: Woman Sets An Only Son On Fire, Stabs His Mother & Sister (graphic Pics) by teamchocolate: 1:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
This impunity culture must stop!!!! PMB over to you!!!! embarassed

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