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PoliticsRe: CBN Governor Emefiele Hurriedly Leaves US After Buhari's Tongue-Lashing by teamchocolate: 9:53pm On Jul 22, 2015
Musiwa, is that you? cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy grin
flosterk:
Emiefile most brief the emperor of western Nigeria to keep his job. Emiefile should see the emperor of western Nigeria for him to keep his job.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: President Buhari With His Former Classmates In USA Today by teamchocolate: 9:43pm On Jul 22, 2015
Na hate go kill you.... You and that retard called [/b]showmeyourcertificate[b]
Dominiquez:
See APC supporters of APC

Buhari attended a course and not a full higher degree study. These were the participants and not fomer students of the institution.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Indicting Documents On Ex-ministers, Others by teamchocolate: 3:09pm On Jul 22, 2015
Baba, pls don't tell the evil ones your plans, just act it jor.. don't want the evil ones to kill you for us o...#justsaying
LocalChamp:
Buhari receives indicting documents on ex-ministers, others

JULY 22, 2015 : OLALEKAN ADETAYO, ABUJA




http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-receives-indicting-documents-on-ex-ministers-others/
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Why D'banj Won An Award At The Mamas - Basketmouth by teamchocolate: 3:05pm On Jul 22, 2015
No mind am jare...IMO, dbanj has gone more international since he left don j and don j has gone more local sorry to say... That's not to say, dbanj has forgotten his roots, he acknowledged don j in his award but the truth is, sometimes u av to move up with or without your friends.... especially if they don't support the upward move... it will always be on record that don J produced dbanj and that's it..
Adaahjacob:
No he has not bn banging, na u bn dey bang. U beta go and sleep ooo, I no wan talk.
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Why D'banj Won An Award At The Mamas - Basketmouth by teamchocolate: 3:02pm On Jul 22, 2015
Hmmmmmmnnnnn.. Dbanj is a legend.. proudly Nigerian, Proudly African..
islandbreeze:
Basket mouth should find out below


top of the World (D'banj song) - Wikipedia, the free ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/.../Top_of_the_World_(D'banj_song)
Wikipedia
"Top of the World" is a song by Nigerian Afrobeat recording artist D'banj. ... The song was the official SuperSport anthem for the 2013 African Nations Cup. ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irc5CcN5NI8


D'Banj Performs at Global Citizens Earth Day 2015 in Washington D.
link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8RniaPkAbE


D’BANJ SIGNS EXCLUSIVE DEAL TO SONY MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT.INTERNATIONAL. SUPERSTAR AND AFRICA’S No.1 ARTIST SIGNS A PAN AFRICAN DEAL
http://www.dbanjrecords.com/dbanj-signs-exclusive-deal-to-sony-music/




Apr 18, 2015 - PHOTO: D'banj, Fally Ipupa perform for World Bank President. Posted
link below

http://thenet.ng/2015/04/photo-dbanj-fally-ipupa-perform-for-world-bank-president/


D'banj becomes Apple/Beats By Dre African ambassador, gets his own earphones
http://lindaikeji..com/2014/10/photos-dbanj-becomes-applebeats-by-dre.html



Humanitarian work

D'banj is the founder of Koko Foundation for Youth and Peace Development. He is also Nigeria's first United Nations Youth Ambassador for Peace.[26] Dbanj is a ONE campaign ambassador; he released the song "Cocoa Na Chocolate" in support of agriculture investments'Cocoa Na Chocolate' featured 18 other African artists and won Best African Collaboration at the All Africa Music Awards in 2014.

In 2015, he was applauded by World Bank Chief, Jim Yong Kim for using his music power and high celebrity status to bringing attention to serious and critical issues in Africa with special focus on agriculture and poverty alleviation. Jim Yong Kim was quoted saying that "I had the pleasure of meeting D’banj last month and seeing him perform. I’m thrilled he is the first artists to take part in our new Music4Dev series encouraging global artist to raise awareness about poverty and related issues."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%27banj#Humanitarian_work
CrimeRe: 30-year-old Graduate Rapes Sickle Cell Woman by teamchocolate: 10:30am On Jul 22, 2015
It is your kind that justify rape.. you sound like the mother of the boy... he never meant to rape her.. #rubbish..
Demmocrats:
She caused it still outside by 12 am have you ever seen a decent girl outside by that time.
www.

RomanceRe: 4 Silly Things Girls Make Guys Do by teamchocolate: 8:39am On Jul 22, 2015
You forgot kneel down in public to propose undecided
XavierBlue:
1. SPEND YOUR LAST DIME

Most of us went through this.
Sometimes, guys spend their last kobo just to make the girl they like happy. Maybe to buy a gift or a date. They girl might not even be aware. The funny thing is, he'll keep a happy demeanour all through but deep inside his heart, he's in grave thought.

2. BORROW

Some guys borrow from pals, money to please the girl they like. Most of us still do this. taking loans to go on date or get a gift or send airtime. Some guys can borrow for a living.cheesy

3. ENGAGE IN FIGHTS

Na this one dey vex me pass. Just as women fight each other because of men, guys also indulge in this. This is something we know happens almost regularly. Just like last week, in my neighbourhood, two guys engaged in a duel because the other tried to woo his girl, they fought with bottles, correct ones. The girl stood afar watching, i can swear i saw her stifling her mouth, she was giggling. huh

4. CLEAN UP A ROOM WITHIN MINUTES

Virtually all of us are guilty of this one. No one can clean a dirty room faster than a guy expecting a lady, especially when it her first visit. If you think usain built is fast, then you haven't seen a guy cleaning a room, expecting a girl in 60secs.


Add your own.
Written by moi.



Xavierblue
PoliticsRe: Watch Christiane Amanpour Interview President Buhari On CNN (July 21) by teamchocolate: 11:49pm On Jul 21, 2015
The most hilarious is that short guy wearing blue trousers.. these are supposed to be biafran soldiers.. they look like roga.. grin grin tongue angry
armadeo:
see that guy red boxers, dem for allow am wear trouser na. see as dem fall person papa hand.



meanwhile nnemuka your mentions today no be here oh grin grin
EducationRe: Caption This Photo Of A Proud Father And His Daughters During Graduation by teamchocolate: 8:16pm On Jul 21, 2015
The picture is not showing on my fone angry sad sad someone pls help
dre11:
cheesycheesy







Guess he only wanted to feel young in his 'old' age..This is a father posing for a snap shot with his daughters who graduated from a foreign university. He must have been so proud of them to have positioned himself such way....the real swags overload...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man, Michael Adegbite Stabbed To Death In The UK Over A Laptop (Photos) by teamchocolate: 8:08pm On Jul 21, 2015
You had to bring your tribalism here you bigot... undecidedRIP to the fine young man...
Goahead:
One of the reasons why the British police demands Yoruba language, so as to curb their insanity.

Bunch of oily heads.


Rest in peace...
PoliticsRe: Watch Christiane Amanpour Interview President Buhari On CNN (July 21) by teamchocolate: 7:50pm On Jul 21, 2015
Children of hate have arrived
ifihearam:
Buhari is a daft agreeing to negotiate with terrorists makes him one.

TravelRe: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by teamchocolate: 7:35pm On Jul 21, 2015
You forgot the buyers, they will sit in the middle, and yet everything that passes they will buy, gala, pure water, coke, eyeshades, wristwatch, singlet face cap just about anything, and they will now be disturbing to pass the items and their change..
Twaci:
Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now undecided).

Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously? undecided

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up cheesy.

6. The observers:
I fall into this group tongue. This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group cheesy.
PoliticsRe: Christiane Amanpour Interviews President Buhari At 7PM Tonight by teamchocolate: 7:22pm On Jul 21, 2015
Yes the only message I got is that you can't spell grin go enrol in a spelling bee instead of criticizing the President undecided
komek:
Thank u, but u got the message sha
PoliticsRe: Christiane Amanpour Interviews President Buhari At 7PM Tonight by teamchocolate: 1:48pm On Jul 21, 2015
Ur a big fool, you feel ur any better than our president.. u can't even spell.. ewu.. undecided it's 'there' not their.. ur grandfather is not senile, that's y he cannot be president..
komek:
In as much as I am not a fan of this govt because of the way they came to power, I will like to say that this Amanpour interview concerns me so much as a Nigerian.

Where is Femi Adesina and the Aboki who is the other mouth of Buhari? They should pls go to the background and supply him with answers and what is expected of him to say.

They should prepare him with the Answers to Acronyms like APC, INEC etc. They shud pls tell him he cannot stabilise the oil price. They should teach him the elementary Economics of making $1=N1.

They should pls tell him that there is nothing like West Germany. Please give him the names of world leaders in a piece of paper.

Amanpour should please ask him little questions that a senile person shud understand. Infact, I recommend the "mere commission' to go represent us their o. Cos that's the only thing I know he cud do, speak big English without actions. Nigerians need help before 7pm.
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekinis Daughter To Meet Portugal Club After Nigeria ‘ignored’ Her by teamchocolate: 1:36pm On Jul 21, 2015
Jokes EtcRe: Funny!! See What Don Jazzy Posted On Instagram by teamchocolate: 1:18am On Jul 21, 2015
Stale undecided
osaslord500:
Nigerians no be here oo, just see this picture.






https://instagram.com/p/5W5ODsNR2A/?taken-by=donjazzy
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Should Let Jonathan Be – Fayose by teamchocolate: 1:11am On Jul 21, 2015
Ehen, we yoruba pple will love fayose why? Pls I am not following undecided explain ur delusion to me a little bit more shocked.. Fayose serves a living God? Rly? That's y he wishes pple death in the newspapers.. lipsrsealed
francizy:
Watchout as Fayose will win the heart of all Yoruba people in due time. At least, when the north has finished clipping Tinubu's remaining wings and kicked his àss to the curb, then some of you who followed him will realise how much you've messed up by not following Fayose. cheesy grin

By the way, no one can do Fayose anything, not even the demonic being resident in Ota. This is because Fayose is serving a living God, unlike the Ota juju man! grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Should Let Jonathan Be – Fayose by teamchocolate: 7:07pm On Jul 20, 2015
Pls enlighten us o, how baba's yoruba ancestry is questionable..
emmasege:
Honestly, OBJ is ridiculing himself by the day with the way he talks. Thank God he has his match in a true descendant of O'odua. I'd rather believe a legitimate child of O'odua than believe an old fool who is getting depleted of wisdom & whose Yoruba ancestry is even questionable.
Iyabo & Gbenga, why is it taking you guys so long to get ur Baba a 'nanny'? He should stay indoors more often. His relevance in the public domain now constitutes a nuisance. Pls do us this favour so we have less problem to worry about. We have too many problems at hand at the moment, and we can't afford to upload a debris we got rid off in 2007 again.
Thanks for your anticipated cooperation, Iyabo ati Gbenga.
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Should Let Jonathan Be – Fayose by teamchocolate: 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2015
Lion of the yoruba tribe indeed, undecided why don't u face ur own region... leave yorubas to determine who their own Lions are... here in Yorubaland, he is a nuisance.... a bleeting sheep... The elders are not yet ready to treat his f**k up.. bi omode ba lasho bi agba, ko le lakisa bi agba.. grin
francizy:
Fayose!

You are the great leader of Odua land!

A young man who saw what old murons like OBJ couldn't see even from a mountain!

The lion of the Yoruba tribe!

The igirigi one of PDP!

Slayer of a kid goat of burdillion!

Anu ana agba egbe ona ata nri, atu o ya bomb, otaba chewing gum!

Mgbo PDP ga aji gbagbu APC na afo 2019!

Man of the people!

The unchangeable changer!

The only man who can crush the man called OBJ without a blow!

I greet you!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Responds To D’banj’s Dedication Of His MAMA Award To Him by teamchocolate: 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2015
He is the youngest african Legend and we all know that..
afrika:
D'banj is really in trouble. Does he want to come back? Mehn young artists have taken the space. Don jazzy have found comfort in his newest crew. Marvin Records.

Lemme derail a little.
Yoruba boys dem too do. If banjo had had little patience, he wud ve been the Prince and King in Africa.
PoliticsRe: Marylin Ogar Redeployed To Borno Command Center by teamchocolate: 10:10am On Jul 20, 2015

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Reasons Why Online Job Search Is A Waste Of Time by teamchocolate: 5:12pm On Jul 19, 2015
Beg to disagree, the best job I ever had was an online application, the only reason I left the job was a personal reason which had to do with location n proximity to family...
tgmservice:
When I mean online search I don't mean applying directly thru the company websites I mean using online portals like naji, ng careers, 24careers, jobrapido and the rest. These are the mistake some of our youths make they solely depend on this portals for employment. Now am going to give u 5 good reasons why dat strategy is just a time waster.

1) The odds are against you
. When you apply for a job position no matter how specific it is, with d rate of unemployment in d country many other people apply also. For that position u fill is kind of hidden many other people not less than 1000 has also applied u can put ur chances of getting that job at 0.25% will u what to bet on that kind of odd. Even the job sites are fighting for odds against each other gone are d days where we had very few reliable sites lik jobberman, but nw they are everyway copying each other job posts. Relying on a portal for job is like relying on a blog for accurate news.


2)Some jobs posts are outdated
Most job sites don't pull down a job post immediately even when the job has been taken There is also a gud chance that job post u are aplying for might be outdated some portals fail to update their job post or intentionally leave them to drive more traffic to their sites even after the position might have been taken.


3) Most of the companies are fake
We hav all experienced this first hand ( d scam mails ) no need to talk more on this.


4) Some of the companies are not really recruiting
Some of the companies on job portals just fill job post just to follow NLC regulations of providing employment or advertising their business the truth is ( some ) are not really recruiting, these are unknown companies asking 4 ridiculous requirement. I will giv u an experience here I found a job post on a job portal of a company in ikeja looking for a network administrator I they put their address so I decided 2 go there mysef. On my investigation i discovered its just a small business that sells computers, when I asked them of the job they posted they said "which job" but later they admitted dey cud get me a job if I buy a computer from dem, they where just 2 small boys.


5) lastly it has never been about you
This is the most important reason, when u sign up to these portals u fill a lots of forms and along the line they encourage u why u should keep applying 4 jobs wit them with well crafted mails. But d truth is that In d job portal business there are 3 parties involved the job portal, the company posting job offer and u the applicant. In this chain u the applicant(middleman) gain the least if at all. The job portal gain from advertisement from the job posters or third party ads all they need u to do is just to keep cooming to their site if u get a job u are lucky if not they don't care.


Also the job advertisers gain in sense that they are advertising their business to lots of potential clients but u d applicant stand to gain the list consider urself lucky if u get a job.
Now

with this few reasons I hope I have convinced u why dropping ur cv to job portals an just hoping might just be a waste of time. I feel u stand a beta chance when u use ur networking power or a skilled u have acquired to do something or get a job 4 urself. Cheers.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj And Peter Psquare Wrestle At MAMA 2015 Press Conference In S.A (Photo) by teamchocolate: 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2015
He did grin wink
Onijagidijagan:
hope dbanj beat am grin

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