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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
[b][/b]THREAD CLOSED
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SupremeDimeji(m): 5:12pm On Apr 10, 2016
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 5:13pm On Apr 10, 2016
I hope u guys would stop posting jargons so one can follow up...

How can 2whole pages be dedicated to una rantings... angry

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TINKU01(f): 5:28pm On Apr 10, 2016
I've been following, am following and will be following. Beside the unconventional writing style, I still say it's a well articulated description.
Give us the full story, don't let too much suspense kill our vibe. Thanks.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by samuel051: 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2016
This is y i hate to read stories on nairaland,once they start d story they update every second but immediately people starts hailing them their head go dey swell,na beg people go dey beg them to update.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jayron(m): 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2016
Have plugged in my power bank and is showing 98%.

You must drop something this evening if not gbege go sele.

Can't wait again...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TeddyPendergrass(m): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2016
see mainland, England, Sudan or whatever you call yourself please don't allow me to provoke.

I have been following this story for a few days now e never end, no dey carry my medulla oblongata play skippo.

post the whole story NOW or else

nah seasonal film?

please arrange yourself well I find fuel come your side

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kudosdee: 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2016
See mainland n.a. Becos of this story I join nairaland ooo

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by GBENGA49: 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2016
if u no go finish ya torri lemme no mbok...wasting ma sub harbaa

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 6:37pm On Apr 10, 2016
Ogbeni... If u guys can't wait, use ur imagination and finish it.

Good soup dey tey 4 fire.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by humpito(m): 6:53pm On Apr 10, 2016
Oga come finish wetin u start o.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 7:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
...person no get mb again u dey shout!

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:08pm On Apr 10, 2016
Next part Now available on my site

www.talktrend.xx.tn
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by vicky3(m): 7:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
TzIphekitan:
Next part Now available on my site

Check signature for the link

Page not found can you pm the link pls
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:13pm On Apr 10, 2016
vicky3:

Page not found can you pm the link pls

www.talktrend.gq

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by vicky3(m): 7:14pm On Apr 10, 2016
TzIphekitan:


www.talktrend.gq
It not there just episode 26
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:16pm On Apr 10, 2016
vicky3:

It not there just episode 26

Re check
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by vicky3(m): 7:21pm On Apr 10, 2016
TzIphekitan:


Re check
Same
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by vicky3(m): 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2016
TzIphekitan:


Re check
Seen thanks first to read it
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by andykay(m): 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
Part 27
All through the service my mind was elsewhere, because am not used to such. Besides their prayer points were too carnal for my liking.
Later the grace was shared, revival ended, decided to excuse myself to my room quickly in order not to come in contact with shade.
On my way out I met Sister faith the usher at the door exit.
Faith : brother ife, are you leaving already?
Me : Yeah, I have no business here anymore.
Faith : haba you can’t even wait for me, so we could head back together.
Geez this girl no dey shy o, when did waiting for her became my responsibility? , I obliged sha, so has not too embarass her in front of the on lookers, I helped myself with a sit at the back, she continued with her business, I felt a smile of satisfaction across her face.
Was chatting on my phone when I felt an feminine shadow above me.
Voice : ifeoluwakitan
I looked up, lo and behold it was shade.
Me : good evening
Shade : hmmmmn wonders shall never cease
Me : na u sabi
Shade : wetin you con do here?
Me : What’s your own there hun?
Shade : hmmmmn don’t be shy, I guess you traced me here to apologize right?
Me : [chukles] wait are you kidding me?
Sho whats she thinking hun, I don’t rate girls to that extent.
She sat close to me, U know that kind of intimate sitting now. I looked back to check if Sister faith was looking, and yeah her attention was on us, shade also followed my gaze and saw were it led.
Shade : henen so it’s primate’s daughter kitty catty you followed here
Mehn hot feelings. Decided to give her a finishing statement make she clear for my side
Me : na u sabi, I wondered how runs girl became a chorister over night, if no b say God gentle, he for don rain fire on top dia head.
Her eyes turned red
Shade : God purnish you, I gave you my heart, and you played a fool with it, you lied and you cheated, yet I still hold you dearly, yet you think am a cheap girl or what, mtchew
She walks away, an I decided to meet sister faith by the exit, she was watching the whole while, but i knew she couldn’t hear what transpired between I and Shade because of the distance.
Faith and i walked back to my room.
She sat on my bed and she was giving a curious look.
Faith : so what was all that about?
Me : [suprised] pardon?
Faith : [reconstructed her question] I mean where do you know Sister Shade and what were you discussing?
I felt the need to cut her expectations short faa, who is she to ask me such.
Me : she’s a friend, and when has my disscussion with become your concern.
Shade : [comported herself] oh I’m sorry.
Me : where can I get something to eat jae, make hunger no finish person here.
Faith : what would you like to break with?
Me : please one solid eba would do
Faith : What! You wanna commit suicide
Me : why that?
Faith : brother seems you are really new at fasting, you don’t break with such an heavy meal, letme help you get some oranges to break with, while I prepare what you would eat later.
Me : prepare what I would eat ke? I mean you should help me purchase meal not prepare.
Faith. : it would be waste of money, you know, besides I would like you to have a taste OK my cooking
Me : hmmm if you say so
She left and the primate later came by, we prayed together, and faith brought the oranges as promised, later she brought me, fried rice and plantain, her cooking wasn’t bad.
I later slept around 8pm sha.
Day 1 ended.
To be continued.
Actually I don’t update On sundays, just dropped this to satisfy you guys

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by hadura29(m): 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
ureach:
I hope u guys would stop posting jargons so one can follow up...

How can 2whole pages be dedicated to una rantings... angry

Bros you don add your own na. .. grin
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
Part 27


All through the service my mind was elsewhere, because am not used to such. Besides their prayer points were too carnal for my liking.

Later the grace was shared, revival ended, decided to excuse myself to my room quickly in order not to come in contact with shade.
On my way out I met Sister faith the usher at the door exit.

Faith : brother ife, are you leaving already?


Me : Yeah, I have no business here anymore.

Faith : haba you can't even wait for me, so we could head back together.


Geez this girl no dey shy o, when did waiting for her became my responsibility? , I obliged sha, so has not too embarass her in front of the on lookers, I helped myself with a sit at the back, she continued with her business, I felt a smile of satisfaction across her face.

Was chatting on my phone when I felt an feminine shadow above me.





Voice : ifeoluwakitan

I looked up, lo and behold it was shade.

Me : good evening

Shade : hmmmmn wonders shall never cease

Me : na u sabi

Shade : wetin you con do here?

Me : What's your own there hun?

Shade : hmmmmn don't be shy, I guess you traced me here to apologize right?

Me : [chukles] wait are you kidding me?

Sho whats she thinking hun, I don't rate girls to that extent.
She sat close to me, U know that kind of intimate sitting now. I looked back to check if Sister faith was looking, and yeah her attention was on us, shade also followed my gaze and saw were it led.


Shade : henen so it's primate's daughter kitty catty you followed here

Mehn hot feelings. Decided to give her a finishing statement make she clear for my side

Me : na u sabi, I wondered how runs girl became a chorister over night, if no b say God gentle, he for don rain fire on top dia head.

Her eyes turned red

Shade : God purnish you, I gave you my heart, and you played a fool with it, you lied and you cheated, yet I still hold you dearly, yet you think am a cheap girl or what, mtchew


She walks away, an I decided to meet sister faith by the exit, she was watching the whole while, but i knew she couldn't hear what transpired between I and Shade because of the distance.

Faith and i walked back to my room.
She sat on my bed and she was giving a curious look.

Faith : so what was all that about?

Me : [suprised] pardon?

Faith : [reconstructed her question] I mean where do you know Sister Shade and what were you discussing?


I felt the need to cut her expectations short faa, who is she to ask me such.


Me : she's a friend, and when has my disscussion with become your concern.


Shade : [comported herself] oh I'm sorry.


Me : where can I get something to eat jae, make hunger no finish person here.

Faith : what would you like to break with?

Me : please one solid eba would do

Faith : What! You wanna commit suicide

Me : why that?

Faith : brother seems you are really new at fasting, you don't break with such an heavy meal, letme help you get some oranges to break with, while I prepare what you would eat later.


Me : prepare what I would eat ke? I mean you should help me purchase meal not prepare.


Faith. : it would be waste of money, you know, besides I would like you to have a taste OK my cooking

Me : hmmm if you say so

She left and the primate later came by, we prayed together, and faith brought the oranges as promised, later she brought me, fried rice and plantain, her cooking wasn't bad.

I later slept around 8pm sha.

Day 1 ended.

To be continued.

Actually I don't update On sundays, just dropped this to satisfy you guys

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ricki: 7:31pm On Apr 10, 2016
Dis guy na sharp guyman.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by andykay(m): 7:32pm On Apr 10, 2016
Copied from the guy's blog

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jayron(m): 7:52pm On Apr 10, 2016
Thank God, my B.P declined.

You no go kill us with suspense.

Keep it up, don't allow people criticizing you to discourage you.

The sky is the limit for you, you have places to go. Keep it up.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 7:58pm On Apr 10, 2016
jayron:
Thank God, my B.P declined.

You no go kill us with suspense.

Keep it up, don't allow people criticizing you to discourage you.

The sky is the limit for you, you have places to go. Keep it up.

Tanks

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jerome84(m): 8:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
Nice 1 bro, keep up the good work, been glued to this thread since ysterday, been really following up from page 1, had to even copy the link and sent to my collegues jst to keep dem busy, expecting the next episode...Thanks.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Mindfido(m): 8:09pm On Apr 10, 2016
I checked ur website finkin i go find d full version dere...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ak4ac(m): 8:12pm On Apr 10, 2016
OP ur story is nice n OK but it seems one question have eluded the mind of ur followers............... Where the hell is ur parents all this while? or r u still coding them on that level say u dey work 4 7down? remember it's more than six months that u have left home, or r u telling us they don't know ur whereabouts anymore

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Lectuwaire(m): 8:24pm On Apr 10, 2016
Glued to my phone.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TzIphekitan(m): 8:34pm On Apr 10, 2016
ak4ac:
OP ur story is nice n OK but it seems one question have eluded the mind of ur followers............... Where the hell is ur parents all this while? or r u still coding them on that level say u dey work 4 7down? remember it's more than six months that u have left home, or r u telling us they don't know ur whereabouts anymore

Gud observation

Events would unfold on dat in consequent parts

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by danielblessing(m): 8:40pm On Apr 10, 2016
Season film

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