This is what more than 1,100 women say they really crave in bed.You want to please your partner. We want to help. (Well, not literally, but you get where this is going.).

That’s why we surveyed more than 1,100 women on which sex positions they wish you’d try more often.

Spoiler: Missionary position came in dead last. The poll consisted of 11 positions, and each participant was asked to select which three she fancied the most.

As it turns out, women want the same thing you do: more adventure. Check out the four most popular positions.

1: The Face-Off Sex Position

Forty-eight percent of respondents ranked this in their top three.

Why she loves it: She’s in control of the depth, as well as the pace of the thrusts. (Bonus: You have killer access to her breasts. Take advantage.)

Front page for the first time ever. Dedicate it to my love Adunni mie owon....

Then it dawns on you that the next one year of your life might happen very slowly in a village that might not even have Internet.

Kuku kill me

It’s just camp, you tell yourself. Just camp.

You now start calling to look for all the people who got posted to that state you hate so much.

And when people start to tease you about it, you just tell them “Na small thing, it didn’t even bother me at all”.

7. The “God dey” moment has come

This is when your shoulder drops on this matter, never to rise again.

Then it strikes you, all the people that have invented important things in the last 100 years had light. But you are still struggling with NEPA.

6. I don’t give a damn anymore!

At this point, you stop caring. You don’t care about what anyone has to say, you don’t care about NYSC, about what your family is going to say, or anybody at all. You’re just going to leave everything, go ahead and create a new app and become a billionaire.

5. God punish them!

The runs guy for jonzing you. The Government for refusing to scrap NYSC, and everything or everyone you think is responsible for your predicament. Minus yourself of course.

4. This is the self-blame phase.

You start thinking about all the things you did and didn’t do. You start wondering maybe it didn’t click because the money you gave your runs guy wasn’t mint. Or whether you didn’t scream enough when you were praying about it. But last last,

You start thinking of all the stories you heard of Corpers going missing, or even rumours of villagers eating Corpers that have too much shakara.

At this stage, you know you have entered one chance, so you just let the emotions take over completely.

You dial them to ask how far, but they just give you response like

But you didn’t depend on them 100%. After all, the bicycle they promised you since primary school hasn’t even come through.

So you made arrangements with one sure runs guy. He must have an explanation.

2. WHAT THE HELL?!

Remember when your uncles and aunties collected your call up number? They said they'd help you get posted to the state you wanted because their friend in NYSC works with the person who wakes the Governor up every morning.

The letter has your name and course of study on it, but never!. You cannot claim it. In fact, you're so sure that you start scrolling through the call-up list to check for the other person bearing your name and surname.

Surprise surprise. You are the only person with that name and surname on the entire list. No one else. All the questions start flooding your mind and you immediately kick into the next gear.

It's time to obey the clarion call. Under the sun and in the rain.

NYSC could be a fun-filled one year, but sometimes, it could just be a bunch of heartbreaks.

Sometimes, heartbreak means receiving your call-up letter and seeing everything you didn't expect. Let's assume you wanted to serve in Lagos, but they gave you Gombe instead.
1. It's a lie. This is not my call-up letter!

An Ikeja High Court was on Thursday thrown into confusion after an unnamed witness slumped and died in the court just before testifying before Justice O.A. Olayinka in a land case.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the deceased, who was in his late 30s had come court to testify in a land dispute.

“Before the case was called for trial, he started coughing and gasping and had to leave the courtroom.

He was vomiting a lot of blood and onlookers were scared to go near him.

“He collapsed on the corridors of the courtroom and a medical team came in an ambulance to take the body away.

“His lawyer informed Justice Olayinka of his client’s death and she immediately stopped proceedings for the day,” a witness said.

When NAN visited the courtroom, clots of blood were seen in the corridors of the courtroom as well as the blood-stained shirt and leather slippers of the deceased.

A court registrar, who pleaded anonymity, told NAN:“I am not authorised to speak on what happened in this court today, it is only the Chief Registrar that can speak.”

Contacted, the Chief Registrar was unavailable as he was having a meeting with the Chief Judge and Chief Security Officer of the court.

Source:https://guardian.ng/news/witness-slumps-dies-in-lagos-court/

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CHIBOK...GIRLS NURTURED FOR CHANGE!

By the rate the chibok chics are looking sexy and hot and no pregnancy and no children after over 3 years in a forest, captured and in bed with worlds designated 4th most ruthless terrorists- these are Christian girls in Muslim camps for heavens sake.

They're living in a forest (govt safe house) which is steadily under bombardment by combined military of multiple nations.

The way they're glittering, the Nigerian recession no reach their forest oh.

So, I expect they'll willfully run back to the forest (govt safe house) after few days of facing IDP and hunger realities in the north.

This chibok opaque deal is ludicrously laughable and offends sensitivities of decent people.

Chibok is turning out to be The least investigated scam on the universe.

Physics was the last paper and ALL the girls in the school enrolled for physics, despite inability to speak English.

Only the principals daughter was curiously missing and not writing physics.

The principal of the school is presently a commissioner in the state- still, no investigations.

The international PR arm of the scam, BBOG, ably led by Oby ezekwesili went into internal strife when Fulani members alone were selected for juicy appointments.

289 vibrant girls carried off one evening from a college hostel, through towns and villages, no noise, no one heard a whimper!! Go try steal from a poultry of just 100 chickens and you will understand the mayhem.

One day, one of the girls walked out with her boko hussy and her child, and villa hosted them. No investigations, no interrogations

The story is incoherent and lack sequence, yet, they want us to believe, just because, young vulnerable girls are the hypothetic actors.

The most the perpetrators got close to reality being portrayed is that they assembled a bunch of girls into a govt secured premises and settled/paid their parents and and manipulatively releasing them at will.

The foreign press now cannot retract their support, because of potential reputation damage.

Even Jonathan after taking security briefings said it was a scam.

But had to retract, when the world descended on him and Obamas wife was carrying placard.

Do the west lie

Of course they constantly do; they lied through George bush over non existent Iraq weapons of mass destruction and went to war with evidence from a Phd student incomplete thesis.

They used this dossier in US congress, United Nations, British parliament etc.

They also lie at IMF all the time.

The western nations and institutions lie over wars and situations in Africa all the time.

So, chibok is a small fry.

Source:https://web.facebook.com/oladele.bamiji?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf

"When I missed the road, I thought Leader would call me and pamper me, he didn't. And I can't just go back to him like that, so I decided to find my path in another place until I realise that the more I refuse to go back to my political root the more crisis I get myself involved.

Jagaban cannot be
destroyed by human being, Wallahi Tallahi, if it were possible, he shouldn't have escaped human destruction in 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015 and even now.....

Indeed, he is a man. whose face is the politics of Nigeria. Fighting him has made him more than what he would have been if I had peace with him.

We may need more of him in Africa but One of him is enough for Lagos and Nigeria....."

~~*MUSILIU OBANIKORO*

By Sesan Olufowobi

The Lagos State Government has ordered the Vehicle Inspection Officers to leave Lagos roads.

It was gathered that Governor Akinwunmi Ambode handed down the directive as a result of public complaints.


Follow the link below for full details of news:

http://punchng.com/breaking-lasg-removes-vio-from-lagos-roads/

PRESIDENT BUHARI MAY BE THE FIRST AFRICAN PRESIDENT TO RESIGN ON ACCOUNT OF ILL HEALTH.

Strong indications have emerged from the presidential villa that ailing Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari is set to make world record by seriously considering resignation as the president of the country due to his inability to effectively pilot the affairs of the country as a result of ill health.

The meeting by three former military Heads of State Generals Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida and Abdulsalam Abubakar in Minna, Niger state on Tuesday was to consider two strong burning issues before allowing President Buhari to turn in his resignation letter to the National Assembly.

The three former leaders who met in Minna under closed doors consider the former speaker of the House of Representatives and current Sokoto State Governor Alhaji Aminu Waziri Tambuwal and immediate past Kano State Governor and serving Senator Rabiu Musa Kwamkwaso as possible vice president to Prof Yemi Osinbajo in the event he takes over.

President Buhari had mulled the idea of resignation with the three former leaders in close confidence which necessitated the Niger state impromptu meeting.

Another strong issue discussed at the Niger meeting according to credible source was whether Prof Osinbajo will want re-election after completing the tenure of president Buhari in 2019 and the meeting resolved to meet with the vice president to seal the agreement in a written document under a witness that he will complete the remaining two years and go to pave way for the emergence of a Northern candidate by 2019.

A credible source at the Presidential Villa who pleaded anonymity told our correspondent that president Buhari has made up his mind to resign and he feels fulfilled that his aspiration to rule this country again has been achieved, in addition to the anti-corruption fight and the war against Boko Haram in the North achieved under his leadership.

“He has also set record as the first Nigerian president to defeat an incumbent and would be happy to be the first president in Africa to resign voluntarily on account of ill health. Apart from the three former leaders, the Vice President, the Attorney General and Minister for Justice and the National Security Adviser are the only officers who are fully aware of the presiden’st plan to turn in his resignation.”

President Buhari returned to the country on March 10th 2017 after spending 49 days and has not been seen in public functions. Also,for three consecutive times,he has not presided over Federal Executive Council meetings where key decisions for the country are taken which is a clear indication that he is not physically fit to pilot the affairs of the country

“PMB is confident that his vice Prof Yemi Osinbajo is capable of transforming the country and continuing with the anti-corruption fight in the country, he demonstrated his ability when PMB was on vacation” the source said

President Buhari according to the source has given the three former leaders the opportunity to select a credible Northerner that will deputise Prof Osinbajo and seal a deal with him that he will only complete this term and leave .

“The assignment will be completed before May 29th,2017 when President Buhari will clock two full years in office.The letter will [then]be made public while Osinbajo will complete the remaining two years and retire” the source hinted

Tambuwal is considered for the position of vice president because of his youthful age, performance as House of Representatives Speaker and governor of Sokoto state as well as his acceptability in not only the north but across the country while Kwamkwaso who equally performed creditably well as Kano state governor is fronted by Olusegun Obasanjo

By Wale Ojo Lanre

I have watched the video where Oba Akiolu of Lagos threw it's royal sensibilities into the winds , invalidated his honour and polluted his aura by waving his hand to the Ooni of Ile Ife ,the cradle of Yoruba race , the source of black people of the world and the spiritual home of all Scion of Oduduwa .
What I saw in the video is the characterisation of the entities involved each showcasing their ancestral ethics, pristines value , personal home training and respect for the sensibility of the general public
The God who enthroned Ooni of Ife has imbued in him the virtue of humility and respect for the elders no mater the state or status and this he always manifest by the enthusiastic manner of response to salutation which he laces with a bouyant smile which showcases his white unstained set of teeth nether by marijuana , hasish , cocaine or barbiturates.
Through the video , I can see the exhibition in Ooni of Ife being a thoroughbred , culturally baked and homegrown true and authentic typical Yoruba Yoruba product who has never allowed the stupidity of greatness ,( folie de grandeur ) to rub off his parental value of respecting the elders and giving salutation to whoever preceded you to an occasion because ' Eni a ba laba ni baba '
I could see the aura of a heavenly blessed king and Royal personality which showed to all that the true blue blood runs in the Ooni by his calmness and Dove like composure he exhibited while displaying his home training to another Oba
I saw on the faces of the people and their body language confirming the unacceptable garage boy behaviour of the Oba Akiolu .
The Ooni has once again showed the world his Royal and regal characters which are not only inborn or innate but also matured enough to externalize these through personal disposition and relationship.
He also through his sartoral comportment distinguished himself as a clean minded man in white who does not need to cover his face with dark googles .
In Yoruba land , a well bred Yoruba should be a person who has not only acquired home training ( Eni ti nwon ko ) but that who also imbibed and exhibited the home training anywhere anytime ( Eniti o gbo eko ti o tun turare ko )
He through the video made me proud and made me Praise the Lord for his ancession on the throne .
The Ooni is pure in dressing , pure in spirit ,pleasant in approach , open to all and accord each person diligent respect as shown by the video
For his act of moving towards Akiolu , bend a little in salutation to him shows that this Ooni Ojaja is not only a symbol of peace but a paragon of humility .
May God bless him richly
And for Akiolu
Only a fool will expect anything royally sensible and better from a so called Oba whose demanour and utterances since he ascended the throne are poles apart from being royal , being regal and devoid of any iota of diginity .
If not because I have tremendous respect for the stool of Lagos , I would have depicted the person and behavioural pattern of Akiolu , the king of Lagos as that of a vagabond who keeps living perpetually on hard drug which has taken control of his sense and colonised his mental capacity.
His demeanor can be liken to what the Yoruba called ' Alawoku ' a haphazardly reformed mental disarticulated man and who runs in and out lucid interval .
And if that kind of person is made a king
Are you expecting him to behave royally , regally and courteously as expected by the state of the throne ?
No !
Any person in line manner will never behave in a manner that a prudent man will applaud
Thus , Akiolu was right to have behave to type
And we must thank God that God took control of his Spirit

For people with that always go extra mile by attacking and assaulting whoever fancy them ( nwon ma mbu enyan je)
And that Oba Akiolu restraining himself from bibu Ooni je, I say Alihamdulilahi
For people with that kind of character trait cannot be predicted from doing the unexpected
Thus , Oba Akiolu behaved to type and was right to have exhibited his manners ,efin no idea.
For doing that and exhibited the correct trait of a vagabond and a man whose brain is being tortured by the gods who he must have offended during his service years as a police officer
It is just the words of wisdom saying you cannot put a misnomer in a post of authority and expect sanity
Akiolu is not normal and so only fools expect him to behave rationally
I am mot
He lived and still living up to expecting
Ko si bi a se ma se ebolo ko ma run
Asin ko le Pa orun re mo
So it is with the Oba Akiolu
Abi e ti gbagbe ni pe ti eru ba joba...
Bi asiwin ba je ijoye ...

Source:https://web.facebook.com/kyke.oduntan/posts/10155149747253913

Femi Fani Kayode has claimed some top politicians are responsible for the death of late Senator Isiaka Adeleke.

Ex-Minister for Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode has alleged that some top politicians killed late Senator Isiaka Adeleke because of his gubernatorial ambition.

He recently wrote in his new piece on the death of the first civilian governor of Osun State, who died on Sunday, April 23, 2017 from alleged painkillers overdose.

He wrote: I am an indigene of Osun state. I am from Ile-Ife, the ancestral home of the Yorubas. So, whatever I am about to share with you is a product of personal experience and vast knowledge of the socio-political configuration of my state. I have to share this after deep introspection, although I am still deeply mourning the death of one of Osun's finest and colourful politicians of all time.

1. Senator Isiaka Adetunji Adeleke was a very popular grassroots politician

2. Isiaka Adeleke was a very generous and large-hearted man who could empty his vault for the people

3. Adeleke had gubernatorial ambition to succeed Rauf Aregbe, he's always had it even before he defected to the APC.

4. Sometimes in 2013, Rauf Aregbesola, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Chief Bisi Akande cajoled Adeleke to abandon his old political party, the PDP for the APC just so that they could ride on his popularity to win elections in Osun state

5. The joker worked as Adeleke left the PDP for the APC on the promise that he would be made to succeed Aregbesola after the later might have completed his two terms of eight years in office

6. But as usual, the trio of Rauf Aregbesola, Bola Tinubu and Bisi Akande reneged on this promise just like they did in the case of Gov. Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State in 2014

7. Unknown to Adeleke, they (Aregbe, Tinubu and Bisi Akande) have always had a different plan and the plan is that Adeleke would be prevented from getting the guber ticket

8. The belief of the trio is that Adeleke was too popular and independed-minded to be controlled by the Lagos Mafia

9. They knew that Adeleke had a winning political structure and it would be difficult to teleguide him from Lagos as they always do

10. So, Tinubu anointed Gboyega Oyetola and brought him back from Lagos to Osun State to be Chief of Staff to Aregbe overnight

11. Gboyega is Tinubu's first cousin from Iragbiji, the ancestral home of Tinubu in Osun state

12. Gboyega was/is the business advisor to Tinubu in Lagos. He handles a chunk of Tinubu's businesses in Lagos

13. Tinubu wanted him because he believes that he would further the perfect yeoman's job that he made Aregbe to do in Osun state.

14. But Adeleke was proving too 'stubborn' and too popular for their liking

15. They used the party to warn Adeleke not to commence campaigns but Adeleke defied them

16. Adeleke had the strong backing of Gov. Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State, Rotimi Akeredolu of Ondo state and lately, Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State.

17. These three detest Tinubu's godfatherism and high-handedness in the South-West, and they've been working well, and succeeding, in taming the monster

18. That's why you would notice that only these three gathered for the burial rites of Adeleke in Ede

19. Did you notice that not a single high ranking government functionary from Osun state attended the Fidau prayers in Ede?

20. Did you notice that despite his popularity and strategic importance to the victory of the APC in Osun state, neither Tinubu nor Bisi Akande honoured this Osun illustrious son with their presence at the Fidau?

21. It's all a perfected premeditated game plan.

22. First, Aregbe was told to travel out of the state, to China on a phony business trip

23. After this, the agents of darkness were programmed to strike and they did struck deep into the hearts of Osun people.

24. Almost immediately, and in order to cover their tracks, they asked Omoyele Sowore of Sahara Reporters to spine the story away from them

25. And like a loyal boy that he always is to the Lagos Mafia, he did spine it that Adeleke died of drug overdose in the hand of a 'quack' doctor

26. How can a doctor with over two decades experience suddenly become a quack overnight?

27. How could a doctor who had been attending to Adeleke and his family for years suddenly become a quack in the estimation of Sahara Reporters and its sponsors?

28. They killed Adeleke without blinking an eye

29. They killed Adeleke just like they killed Funsho Williams in Lagos state

30. They killed Adeleke just like they killed Dipo Dina in Ogun state

But they've only killed Adeleke, they've not killed the spirit of Osun people to liberate themselves from the yoke of the Lagos mafia. They've not killed Adeleke's memories in our hearts.

Source:http://pulse.ng/local/isiaka-adeleke-why-they-killed-senator-femi-fani-kayode-id6587808.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=daily-2017-04-27

What is bad is bad. I will advise you to leave him but you got to use your common sense. Cultists are too dangerous human being...To them forgiveness is a sin...Please runs for your life....You may need to let him that you cannot continue with relationship any more and assure him that you won't dilute his secret with anyone...

BlowBack:


VI and Lekki gets submerged anytime it rains.

The temporary relief VI is enjoying as per ocean surge is because of the land filling currently ongoing which was what caused the erosion of bar beach mainly due to the sand filling of Lekki shoals. Now the water is now racing back to Lekki and we are witnessing severe coastal erosion.

Even if I put up a scientific paper here for you to read all you sceptics will still rubbish it.

I don't think you need to put up a scientific paper for anybody to see, ignorance will always show his/her stupidity...Let remind him/her of what happen in Indonesia in years 2004...They were warned then but some never believe that it will happen and its happened.

As predicted by many. Not surprise...

Thank God you use the word 'MAY' not win but he won.

The people of Niger State abusing their Governor while security aids shooting continuously to put away for the governor.

Watch the video here:https://web.facebook.com/wale.tawak/videos/1465162580169706/

Ayobowale Ilesanmi looked really beautiful as she served as the bestman at her twin brother, Ayotunde’s Wedding which took place on yesterday, Saturday, April 1st.

They say, blood is thicker than water.. Apaprently, such is the case of this pretty damsel, Ayobowale.

See the photos below:

Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...

-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.

#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.