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iWasNotHere:
The uncouth woman that said she can’t trust her husband with her little daughter

You were not there really like your moniker..cox that wasn't what she said.

Factcheck0001:
Lere olayinka finished rufai

I couldn't stop laughing, which one is wait rufai let me talk to human being first

Seriously. I wasn't surprised though, Mr Lere has worked with two controversial politicians.

I couldn't stop laughing while watching the drama this morning.

KingAzubuike:
Instead make he go hustle.

He dey there dey play chess up and down.

You're telling Tunde to go and hustle??..you really don't know the guy.
It's better to just scroll and pass..instead of typing what you're not sure of.

......

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

Wow... people dey this life o

Johnnyessence:
https://dailytrust.com/daniel-olukoya-mfm-general-overseer-becomes-a-professor/

Wow... Congrats Sir

ma373733:
Ipob again!!


Why na!

She fell off when she heard there's going to be another sit at home

So therefore ipob caused it

What's funny here

Zuchey91:
I need matured inputs please.

I am a married woman, with a child.

My Marriage has been really rocky. Quarrels every now and then.

What basically causes the problems is our differences, we just don’t understand each other, it wasn’t so visible during dating.

I understand how you feel but I don't think nairaland is a place to seek for counsel on this matter. It's obvious you're both tired of the marriage but I wish you both can look inward and settle your differences for the sake of your children.
The first five years in marriage is the most turbulent stage in marriage and if you both can overcome the challenges, you'll be happy later on.
In the absence of violence, I love it when children are raised in a normal marriage set up.
Pls say no to divorce and don't be distracted by your ex.
May God direct you.

Although we did not date for long....but being married, it has been from one issue to the other, right from a week after our wedding.

I have always contemplated leaving, but I am yet to be fully independent.

Sometime this year, I found out he has been cheating (I was not surprised, but I was heart-broken) my discovery strengthened my resolve to leave the union.

In the process of nursing my heartbreak, I reconnected with an ex, we got talking and he helped my heal. I did not tell him what I was going through at the time...I was just enjoying the attention he was showing me.

I should state that I did not tell my husband about his cheating, I held all the emotions back, it was a very difficult period for me because I am usually the outspoken type.

My ex is not based in the country where me and my husband reside, we just communicate on phone, he says he misses me and would want us to meet when he is in town.

I should also state that my ex was married but divorced.

I would not deny my having feelings for my ex, and I also do not want to believe in a fairytale ending, I am just confused.

I understand how you feel. It's obvious you're both tired of the marriage but you need to look inwards and settle your differences for the sake of your children.
Say no to divorce pls, in the absence of domestic violence, don't give up on your spouse. The first five years of marriage is the most turbulent stage of marriage but if you can scale through that you will be happy later on. I love it when kids are raised in a normal marriage set up.
Don't be distracted by your ex.
May God direct you.

galantjoe:
Do your best and leave rest for her to decide.

Where single ladies are finding it difficult to marry talkless of single mom of two.

Plus she has nothing doing.


I don't support cheating but where it happens one have to endure because you can't expect him to abandon his blood outside just to please her,. She is selfish and self centered

Surely, your daughter or sis will have to endure this and more when it happens to them, i hope they won't be selfish and self centred.

Fahdiga:
Old cargo

I hope you'll show us your female relatives' pictures when they clock 50.
So many kids on nairaland..no manners
They always type rubbish for rubbish likes.

holarmz:
Actually I intended to study medical course but due to the Nigeria factor, the admission isn't forthcoming.
I now intend to apply to apply to noun to study mathematics and computer science and further later as their admission is easier.

Pls how efficient is the national open University when it's comes to academics and studying?
What's other advice can you give me

Pls don't study that kind of course in NOUN.

A lot of people commenting on Nwawaikpe post don't really know him, maybe they're new on nairaland, he's the craziest on nairaland and I don't think he's normal.
Just read his post and ignore.
Ve really missed him.
Only God knows where he came back from.

Righteousness89:
What a very Painful loss..
Prayers for Osas and her Family..

Death could be Painful, Shocking aNd Heartbreaking!
Death is one Event that could Hit at anytime..
Preparation for Eternity is what we Should take with all Seriousness..

Life does not end at Death!
Death is the Beginning of Forever and Ever..

Make Preparation now you Have Breath
The Preparation to be made is to Accept JESUS Christ..

That slawomir guy really needs your help.

PremzY002:
You'd need to read this...!!!


My mum owns a chemist.

So, I'm qualified to give advice.

Had it been you stated the amount the salary work pays, I would have advised you appropriately.

Also, you should have stated if it's a federal government job or a private job that you got.


Chemist business is lucrative if you are in a location where you get many buyers daily.

For a start, you might have low sales.

As time progresses, sales increases.


BACK TO THE TOPIC:

if the job is a government job, please don't leave it (irrespective of the salary amount). The reason is because of what we call 'job security'.

Lecturers, teachers, doctors, etc on government payroll are still receiving salary even though we are in covid/endsars lockdown.

Those on private institutions are now selling vegetable in the market or female handbags.

My brother (an accountant ) was dismissed after 1 month of COVID lockdown.

reschedule your time.
Open your chemist from 7 - 8:30a.m then from 4 - 9pm.

That's when most customers show up.



If it's a private job but pays up to 30k, please do the same thing I already mentioned.

You need that money to support the new business because your profit at this stage won't be much.
It'd help you pay rent, pay security fees, pay to join your chemist association (they'd come for you soon), stock your shop (customers would always demand for new drugs daily).


If the salary is equal to or below 20k and from a private company, please forget it and focus on your chemist.

Please at this stage, don't even think of hiring anyone because goods would be leaving and entering your shop. You'd never know if you are being cheated or not.

I can supply you all drugs at very cheap rates if interested.

Check my past posts or signature for my MOBILE NUMBER.
we could have chats when you are less busy.


Do you know why I love chemists?

It's a business where you can buy a drug for 60 naira and sell at 250.

Or 300 and sell at 700naira




P.S

To GROW your chemist, do the following

1. Blood pressure check @50/100 naira

From this, you'd notice that 60% of people you see are almost dead.

They'd definitely buy blood pressure drugs from you plus headache drugs.

If the B.P is high, please don't shout so that the person won't die in your shop (very inportant).

Tell the person that it's 'slightly' high and he/she needs to take some drugs/rest to calm it down.

Or just write it on a paper for that person so that the person would leave with his/her wahala.

2. blood sugar check

3. Weight and height check.

4. Record every drug a customer asks for that you don't have.

5. Never let up to or more than 2 persons sit in your shop.

( young girls always buy 'pregnancy test strip' while the young boys buy condom or postinor2. if up to 2 persons are in your shop, they'd be shy and definitely pass over to another less crowded shop)

6. Have condoms avaliable

7. Always know drugs that are not to be sold on the counter.

(For instance, if caught with Tramadol, you'd be begging to be released with 100 - 400k)

8. Be friendly with your neighbours. Once in a while, you buy stuff from them. They are the one to protect you and give you the latest secret GOSSIP.

9. Postinor2 costs 60naira and is usually in high demand. When desperate people come for it, sell at 300naira or more. (It should be a banned drug ooo, sell it codedly and don't display it on your shelf)

10. to your consistent customers, give them FREE blood pressure check. People love free things.

11. DIVERSIFY: instead of having 25 cards of paracetamol,

buy 5 cards of paracetamol (blue card), 5 cards of paracetamol (red card), 5 cards of panadol, 5 cards of panadol extra, 5 cards of painkill, etc.

Make sure you have at least 1 piece of every drug type.

Someone might insist on buying the red paracetamol (meanwhile, it's only the blue one that you have).

Hope you get the idea?

12. Before buying any drug, check the expiration date. Make sure it has at least 2 years before it expires (don't go and buy drugs that will expire tomorrow morning).

13. MOST IMPORTANT : don't dash all your profits to resellers. What do I mean?

For instance, buying condoms at 90 naira from reseller and selling at 100naira means you've been cheated.

From the proper source, It won't exceed 40 to 60 naira.

My mum made this mistake when she started.

She was buying a particular drug at 250naira from a reseller but when she got the right source, it ended up being 80 naira (she sells at 350).


Finally, don't rely on the chemist alone.

Check what the successful people are selling there and do same.

You can still sell pure water , drinks, shoes, or anything that's in high demand in same shop(one side of the shop or in front of your shop)



BONUS:

If you need a comprehensive list of drugs you'll need to start a chemist , send small money (any amount) to

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I'd send you the list.




I NEARLY FORGOT OOO....!!!

please I sell Grammarly premium accounts.

Grammarly corrects all mistakes on your term paper, business/job letter, final year projects, etc.

Call me via

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Or support my ministry via

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Wow...I really like you.

thatsleepboy1:

it is high time the government turn our prisons to vocational centers where the inmates go to get vocational skills and use them to do various government mason jobs for free for them instead of them to waste that time of their lives away like that and coming back to unleash mayhem to the citi3ens again thereby making the last deception be worse than the first deception. It'll even save more money for the government and the crime rate will reduce thereby making gains at both ends. Abeg

They do..I had my NYSC in one of the prisons.
There's so much going on in there. You can't know if you don't visit.

Good.

The last paragraph got me laughing

Vyzz:
Lol


Unlike me... If I won buy condom.... I go wait till everybody buy finish.... Even if another set enter I go tell them to buy first.... Even if dog dey my back I go ask am if e wan buy something....


I will wait till is me and the nigga one on one....

If it is woman I Don turn back the go house....
What men struggle... U go hustle get woman come hustle get condom wey u go use bleep woman

Nairaland and funny people en..ve been laughing since I read what you wrote there.

Good one.
I love successful women.

God is great

Lol

[lol..I couldn't help but laughed when I saw the interview on channels. The man is really a joker, a big one. Even Okinbaloye was short of words.

Nigerians are really creative

ugotex85:
Please what is MILF?

1. Mom I'd Like to Bleep, or Mature I'd Like to Bleep
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Zoharariel:
Married for just 10years & with only 5 kids? Is that an excuse? I know women who don born 6 & 7 pikins wey still dey collect steady preeks from outside.

The spirit of my ancestors from Nibiru is telling me that your wife is collecting an alternative banana outside.

Each time you touch her breast, she cringes?

Chaiii! Yahoo Boys don reprogram & adjust the frequency & wavelength of the sensual circuits of your wife's body, thereby rendering her sexual antenna unreceptive to your electromagnetic sexual waves being transmitted through your testosterone signal.

You can't trust these Nigerian women even if they're vomiting holyghost fire through their nostrils like a locomotive train.

If I were you, I would immediately hire 2 female Private Investigators to monitor & be following her about for a month.

If dem no catch am with atleast 3 guys for 3 different hotels, then NIMROD is not my ancestor.

OMG... orisirisi human being dey for nairaland o

Triangles1:
This thing be like Photoshop.

No it's not..ve met the younger lady with the baby.
They're really beautiful.

Pls add me up
08064717139

Kingzulex:
Thank Jesus,Afonjas should continue dying

Sick people are not only on hospital beds, they are here on nairaland. Get well soon pls.

ijebu2020:
..8 yrs ago I opened my eyes and asked is he dark or fair in completion and they told me na afin u born o..Imagine that kind statement shes nt even sure of herself and lifestyle cos shes nt sure who gave her the belle she was afraid if the pikin go turn black her oyinbo lover no go gree..olosho babes hissssssss

Abeg..what's this one saying

cruzita:
shape no dey proportioned.her up big pass her down side

Can you create human? Are you her God ? what on earth have you created or invented?