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tired

take her to one side and give her a treat, so that she can stop intruding on ID & madjai's 4play

madona

no
is it worth me even trying?

^^^^damn dat bosom is worth its weight in GOLD

Arise O Compatriots

fstranger3:
Who is your dad?

A great man from Ogun state

dayokanu:
Me and naijababe fit like Key and ignition

and i guess u are the key?

dayokanu:
Thanks for looking out for me, I would love to place my mind/chest on your ample chesticles.

Lets get it done

interesting to see great minds think alike

my dad

naijababe:
DK, Se iyen la n ba e so, jo pay attention and get your mind outta the gutter!

pretty

godfather

bored

lysaa:
Stranger? okies then!

aha dont tell me u r offended by that, was merely teasin u now.

Idowuogbo:
hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable

gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, pls don't start pulling ur bedroom blinds on account of this sha

The vet

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "So why are youhere?"The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."The black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?""Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "Why are you here?"The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in myowners' couch.""So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired."Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?""I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

Confessional

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".


Suicide
A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says."I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Mouth Action."
So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…, ”

lysaa:
Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn?

, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u?

Idowuogbo:
tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe
how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats

hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID,

dress like an orange-hawker

Pharoh:
Make you spit am out oo . . .maybe them fit pity you self to enter set . . .

hehehehe
ID no be the kain girl wey person suppose use do set, she looks like correct babe, maybe they shud pity me and let me have her all to myself

bukky4real:
Teejay, hws your research going

lots of hard work, its my first year

ok ok ok both of u, break time,
whatever the case, let's just thank God for the priviledge to get either UK/USA education,

of the top 20, 4 uk universities and these are the marquee ones who wont take just anybody

i dont know about yankee schools but apart from the marquee UK schools like Oxford/cambridge, imperial and maybe UCL the rest are not that hard to get into especially if u are a foreigner(the ones who pay the higher fees) your chances of gaining admission are very high

bukky4real:
There are lots of opportunites for career growth in the US. I regret wasting my time applying to UK Universities, i would have long graduated

better late than never, what r u studying?

bukky4real:
Oh my Gosh!!!!!!!. You can do your masters in the states, but you will require gmat or gre and some varsities will request for toefl

i'm actually doing a doctorate in uk, my papa didnt want me to go to the states and as na him dey pay i had to settle for uk

all this skirt pulling gang bagging sef dey make man onekain,

chei, you should have told me this a year ago, i wouldnt have committed myself to 3 years in UK uni

u must be glad uk gave u all that hassle , at least its worked out better for u