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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Of The Day by TeeJay6(op): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2010

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual check up.

"Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?" he asks.

"That depends," says the doctor. "Do you smoke?"

"No." "Do you drink?"   "No."

"Do you fool around with loose women?"

"Of course not."  "Well, then," says the doctor. "Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?"

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Of The Day by TeeJay6(op): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2010

Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by TeeJay6(m): 7:41pm On Aug 17, 2010

For a start, liverpool value him at £25m or thereabout yet he earns a lot less than the likes of Torres, Joe Cole and SG who are valued at almost the same.

Besides, he wanted out last year but was not allowed to so Liverpool have no ground to stand on this time around

Celebrities › Re: Laurence Fishburne Officially Disowns His Daughter by TeeJay6(m): 7:33pm On Aug 17, 2010

[quote author=stroke-in link=topic=498565.msg6588817#msg6588817 date=1282068859]^^^^my thots exactly
anyway she is already making her money,so financially i dont think the disowning thing will affcet her[/quote]Life is not all about money, there some things in life money cannot buy or rectify. The girl will make all the money in the world but what she sacrifices in the process no amount of money can ever remedy.

Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by TeeJay6(m): 7:11pm On Aug 17, 2010

Idowuogbo:
^lol
all over man ,i hate travelling

awwww. u could do with a rub down, i know a free pair of hands

@post
generous

Food › Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by TeeJay6(m): 7:09pm On Aug 17, 2010

akara

Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by TeeJay6(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2010

Idowuogbo:
aching

where?

@post
pleased

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Lysaa: This One Is For You: by TeeJay6(op): 6:55pm On Aug 17, 2010

I miss you a little, I guess you could say,
A little too much, A litte too often, A litte more each day,
A little Too soon after suddenly disappered from Nairaland,
A little when i think of your knee weakening smlie,
A little more when i remember your witty posts in the Jokes section,
But I Miss you a little bit More When i log on to NL knowing you are not here to make my day,

By a besotted yet lonely TJ

Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by TeeJay6(m): 6:43pm On Aug 17, 2010

madlady:
^^^Oh I see . Just on of those days.

@Topic, blue.

ah dont let it get to u jare, no at least you survived it, bring on tommorow, wink

Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by TeeJay6(m): 6:38pm On Aug 17, 2010

madlady:
I think your being nice but, what does it mean?

means what is the matter?

@post
tired and needy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by TeeJay6(m): 6:36pm On Aug 17, 2010

illusion2:
On the contrary,the ungrateful betrayer doesn't deserve a great club like ours

[center][size=28pt]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE [/size][/center]

how is he ungrateful? he does not owe liverpool anything, not after paying the guy peanuts and then expect to make a fortune from his sale

Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by TeeJay6(m): 6:34pm On Aug 17, 2010

madlady:
Depressed.

ahhhhhhh ki lo de ke? shocked

Politics › Re: Rig Elections In 2011 And See Us Riot-adeboye by TeeJay6(m): 8:25pm On Aug 16, 2010

chosen04:
Quote from Tee-Jay at 07:37:59

Another, Issue that bothers me as well about RCCG? ''is that i cant comprehend why the church is notorious for producing fraudlent pastors?'' (apolosies to the honest pastors in our mix)

Fraudulent leaders is not akin to RCCG alone,
1) Elisha's right hand man Gehazi defrauded(stole)
2) Jesus's disciple Judas defrauded
3) Ananias & Saphira; leaders of the early church defrauded(lied about money);
At the end of the day, you need to establish whether RCCG is preaching the gospel of theft of there are just bad apples just like it was in the biblical days,

I.m sure if your concerns are real, you can write the GO a letter from what i've gathered about the man he will surely respond, i know for sure that the media stuff is totally untrue

Politics › Re: Rig Elections In 2011 And See Us Riot-adeboye by TeeJay6(m): 7:42pm On Aug 16, 2010

chosen04:
'That why the ''encouragous ones amongest us'' must stand up and make the change by laying on table the 'ILLs in the house!'
It can only been done if we stop Heroic worship!
You will agree with me that GO is not always right (Or is he right all times in your reckoning?) how come no member of RCCG will ever see anything wrong in whatever he does?
About his integrity? i dont need to believe or follow everything he says. Am old enough to determine good and evil. Am not changing church soonest. I want to stay and make the must needed change at least through by parish.
I find that strange, on one hand you see too many inconsistencies in his life, you question his integrity yet you are happy to stick around or better still slag him off on NL, hmmmm
surely the best thing to do biblically is to seek an audience with him and hear his side of the story, and then air your issues with him,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by TeeJay6(m): 7:20pm On Aug 16, 2010

illusion2:

I'm 100% certain mascherano will leave this summer, Liverpool dont deserve someone like him

Politics › Re: Rig Elections In 2011 And See Us Riot-adeboye by TeeJay6(m): 7:15pm On Aug 16, 2010

chosen04:
I dont do Heroic worship neither am I into blind support!

That Man must be right cos he is my General Overseer is never for me! I have learn to speak the truth at all times without fear or favour.

Yeap! I may be wasting time! but am determined to change '' that only speak when it suits you mentality''

the fact is if you have realised that he is not someone you can respect because of the aforementioned issues, then you are wasting your time being part of his congregation. How can you seat under the preaching of a man you clearly question his integrity?

Family › Re: Baby Sienna's First Birthday Party! by TeeJay6(m): 6:54pm On Aug 16, 2010

congrats ooo, but my brother is there nothing like privacy in your dictionary? you pretty much displayed your family online like this, is this really necessary? cant you rein it in a bit?

Culture › Re: Kneel Down And Feed Your Husband? by TeeJay6(m): 6:50pm On Aug 16, 2010

sey women who dont even kneel down to greet their parents, or cannot even cook then you ask them to kneel down for one man they dont even respect, abeg leave matter jor

Politics › Re: Rig Elections In 2011 And See Us Riot-adeboye by TeeJay6(m): 6:41pm On Aug 16, 2010

chosen04:
Its funny how this my General Overseer (Am a redeem member) who couldnt tell his Yoruba brother OBJ to stop third term agenda now once us to riot if an election probably not involving his brother(S) is rigged. . . . .
The same man whose church was nobnobbing with Gov. Oni of Ekiti State after rigging out Kayode Fayemi?

The same that gave our pulpit to criminal OBJ to preach to us? after looting the nation dry in just 8 yrs?

God must be weeping in heaven! . . . . . .Why does he only speak when when it suits his interest?

He obviously cannot be your general overseer if you have such little regard for him, either you are wasting your time attending the church or you have an agenda,
i bet you are the type that craves his prayers yet you come online here to rubbish the man!

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Of The Day by TeeJay6(op): 6:29pm On Aug 16, 2010

[center]SUCCESS:[/center]
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Sports › Re: Siasia Wants N15m Per Month To Coach Eagles by TeeJay6(m): 6:42pm On Aug 15, 2010

Nothing wrong in demanding N15m/month; the question is sey NFF believe that he is worth that? HAs he got the pedigree/quality/repertoire to justify that outlay? If yes, then I'd say pay him, if not then call his bluff

Jokes Etc › Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by TeeJay6(m): 6:39pm On Aug 15, 2010

^^^hmmm something done dey happen in my absence

Romance › Re: Ladies, Lets Hear Your Comments! by TeeJay6(m): 5:51pm On Aug 15, 2010

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Food › Re: Should Boys Help Out In Cooking Food? ? by TeeJay6(m): 5:32pm On Aug 15, 2010

spikedcylinder:
Big fat yes.
Otherwise that dude won't fry me plantain with one side burnt, the other side fresh.

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Of The Day by TeeJay6(op): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2010

[b]Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always remember who laid them!!![/b]___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

MONEY:

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

FUTURE:

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Nairaland General › Re: I Am Pursuing A Phd At Mit, But I Still Think I Am Dumb by TeeJay6(m): 5:10am On Aug 14, 2010

@poster

Butter no be monkey food, MIT is not the place for scammers

Nairaland General › Re: Funny Usernames On Nairaland by TeeJay6(m): 5:09am On Aug 14, 2010

nella

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