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bukky4real:
Bro!!! i never said it was ridiculous, pls re-read my post to you. I only wanted to coverse with you. Seems like others just wanna throw banters

i knw, i was just trying to work out why u were surprised at my response, so how did ur visa issue go? did u get it?

bukky4real:
Being covicted is one thing guys, being aggressive and insultive when expressing your opinion is simply another. If you have a strong coviction about something does not translate to, bringing it down, always seeing the negative, instead you  must channel your stong conviction into ways that will bring about positive change

true, , but i'm sure you can undertsnad why some people are so p*ssed off with the state of the nation, all the channelling people have been doing all this years has hardly had any effect. But I guess the solution is not to get depressed abt it and just keep at it, one day e go better

bukky4real:
Teejay, what part of the planet are u?

someone on earth , so what is ridiculous about what i typed?

Revolution is for people with strong convictions, people like the tunisian man who set himself on fire willing to die for what they believe in. Most of the people in naija want change but very few are prepared to risk their life for it because they want to live to enj0y the national cake if and when they get into power

some of us just have strong convictions which often translates or comes across as aggressiveness

bukky4real:
Tnks Teejay. I was getting bored. Truce is the way pls!!!!

good girl

ok all of u call a truce or else, i will send uk border force your way

abeg face reality jare, i can offer you more

aha why so?

[center]NINE WORDS WOMEN USE[/center]
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing, (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever').

( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

joyblinks:
please list the names so we can know the ones u have 1st option on.

all the pweety ones including ur very self

how r u?

annawhite:
lots of balls coming up here to mr and mrs dsense party and trying to steal mrs dsense

do u want mr dsense to lace your food with otapiapia?
aw did u *stray in here*

like i care abt mr dsense, ive been away for a while and he sees that as license to grab the hot chics, Did he not know that i get 1st options on the girls here ,

hmmmm dis annawhite na hot chic sha, maybe she can be my val

ovum

lysaa, kunbee

dissertation

attractive

yes

incarnate

lysaa:
in this condition? no o.

I'm already high, naturally.

no guess what u r high on,

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton, Florida.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely", she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

"Yes, I live over in Coral Springs " he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?”

The man replied. "How did you know my name was Katz?"

**********Quickie**********
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that suppose to mean?"

She says," "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back"

^^how r u?

she likes her booze

heryyy:
meeeeee

coward, next time i dare u to go out without a towel,

health,peace and joy

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