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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said,
'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


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Wives are funny creatures , Wives don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.!?!?

funkybaby:
am sure if this is the right place to post this. . . .

i want to hang some art paintings on my wall.

pls how can i do this without drilling a hole into the wall using a nail or ruining the painting on the wall should i decide to remove the art works?
thanks.

Try 3M brand adhesive hooks

kaita is an average player, hence the reason he cant get into a mid table side like monaco and was promptly shipped out to a lowly placed russian team. The history of his career so far shows he is just an average player. Instead of him to improve he is busy with foolish statements like he wants a side laying in europe, well he'll get signed by such a side but he wont get a game. That wont matter though cos he will still get picked by super eagles not on form but QUOTA and ethnicity balancing

who dey fight

ewwwwwwwwwwww dis is just grossssssssss

goldylock:
not funny at all. i have seen this before.

and?

say hi to

Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, chei! na wa ooooooooooo this is funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee well done

A man goes into the Job Center in LONDON and sees a notice advertising for a Gynecologist' s Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more "Can you please give me some more details about this job?" he asks the receptionist.
The receptionist replies. "The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynaecologist. You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair; then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist' s examination. The annual salary is £20,000 but you're going to have to go up to Glasgow."
The drooling man asks , "Is that where the job is based?"

"No, that is where the queue ends !"

the tin dey very funny jare

hmmmmmm

bawomolo:
is this really an excuse for daddy GO?

hey they do it so i can do it too

no its a call to check your own life and see if you have restituted all the loot relatives have one way or the other acquired illegally irrespective of how little it is

nice one

<yawns>

to all those slagging of the poster, he never said he doesnt want to help his father but that he cannot afford to, besides there is a world of difference between taking care of your father's needs i.e. healthcare, feeding, car, house rents etc and helping out with business problems.
For goodness sake the boy is not a business partner and if the deal goes pear-shaped the father will not be refunding the money; so why should the boy not think twice before committing to such a venture.
The reality is the father needs to realise that the son needs to chart his own course in life and cannot keep bailing him out of every business deal

poster: Translation please

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did u have to do that!!!!

<retches>

see yawa ooooooooooo, He indeed met his waterloo

watever ROCKS ya boat

aha i can sing oo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=483290.msg6427451#msg6427451 date=1279746175]Lol. . .Okay

**If only all guys could be just like you!** [/quote]hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thankfully not all men are , deleted,

<sings>
Please tell me
please tell me

;d ;d

;d ;d ;d

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481929.msg6427321#msg6427321 date=1279744992]Wow!!

I'm thoroughly enjoying this!!

TJ you are soooooooooo romantic!![/quote]those words sound familiar, now where have i heard them before ummmmmmmmmm

aluwala is the ablution muslims do prior to praying,

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6427270#msg6427270 date=1279744425] [/quote]You just made my day with the pic, I luv Gala

akara, moin moin

aha moyo dont deflect the attention jare, this rhyme is for you and you alone,

,
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you