₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,281 members, 8,449,566 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 01:56 AM

Toggle theme

Teejayphillip's Posts

Nairaland ForumTeejayphillip's ProfileTeejayphillip's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 (of 33 pages)

FoodRe: Is Rice, The Real African Culture? Africans Seems To Love Rice by Teejayphillip(m): 12:06pm On Jun 24, 2011
Rice is a normal food evryone wanna eat. I eat rice evryday n i dont get tired of eating it. My mum wil always say RICE NAA LAGOS FOOD, So keep on eating rice
PoliticsRe: Say No To 'NAIJA' - Akunyili by Teejayphillip(m): 12:27pm On Nov 16, 2010
dis woman just fall my hands, She fit confess say her children no dey speak all dis vogal languages? Abeg,make she go find work du,if she no get any, 9ja is naija,must we 4lo our ex corrupt ruler or our great forefathers footstep,lol, We youths r takin ova wiv our swaggz,
Car TalkRe: Why Are You Driving Manual gear? by Teejayphillip(m): 6:14am On Nov 10, 2010
m)
Abuja, Nigeria.
Posts: 19
Offline
Re: Why Are You Driving Manual gear?
« #15 on: Yesterday at 02:22:47 PM »
I drive and choose Manual over auto trans
with various reasons below:
FOR FUN:
Til tomorrow, I derive a lot of pleasure
driving stick cars. Its something I cant really
explain. Most especially with powerfull
engine propelled vehicles like cars with V6
engines. You get the complete power of V6
engine on the wheels via manual. Like I said,
you will feel the fun while the car is in
motion. In fact, V6 autos with manual trans
drives or goes like ROCKETS!!
RELIABILITY:
Its world wide known that manual trans are
very reliable Units. We do have electrical
failures on our vehicles all the time. Its
inevitable, no matter how new your car is.
Battery can fail anytime, likewise Alternator
and Starter. With Manual tranny, you can
always Jerk-start the car, to take you home
or nearest auto worksop. You wont be
stranded on highway when your battery or
starter suddenly fails.
DURABILITY:
I prefer manual trans because of its
durability. Even with less maintenance, it
can outlive the car itself. I dont remember
ever draining and refilling the gear oil. All I
do is to top up if there is a leakage, which is
very easy, simple and cheaper to fix.
Manual trans does not select oil grades like
auto does, as long as there is oil inside,
carry go!! Cost of maintaining manual trans
is very very low.
ABSOLUTE CONTROL:
Ahh!! This is where I love manual like ,
Being in total/absolute control of the car,
how you want it to move, stop, rev while in
motion, etc. You need to drive one to
understand!

Nice writeup,bue as 4 me i'll go 4 automatic anyday , anytime. Wen stock in a traffic u dnt feel it much unlike manual,wey b say naa all ur strenght e go carry, My mum go talk say naa person way no wan spend money dey hate automatic cars,dough evryone got his/her favourite sha.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Teejayphillip(m): 11:10am On Nov 09, 2010
at least this will solve overpopulation problem in naija. lol

@oyinda,it we surely help jaare,
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by Teejayphillip(m): 7:37am On Nov 09, 2010
ow i wish menopause 4 ladies can start @ 30,all dis shakara way dem dey take guyz du go reduce,
Jokes EtcI Know You Wont Blame Me by Teejayphillip(op): 3:05pm On Nov 08, 2010
Honestly this is from my darkest closet, I’m about to tell you why I sacked my secretary.

That fateful day was my birthday and I didn’t really feel like waking up, but anyway I woke up and managed to pull myself together hoping that when I get downstairs for breakfast my loving wife would give me a big kiss and say “Honey happy birthday and possibly have a small present for me but to my surprise she merely said “hi” to me. I was like, well that’s one of the things we all face in marriage. I encouraged myself and thought at least the kids will do that if she doesn’t, but they just came rushing down the stairs and shouting we are late for school. Oops, I said, nobody cared to remember daddy’s birthday. That marked the beginning of this sad day. I started for work with gloomy look on my face feeling pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office I met my secretary Bukola, she greeted me, collected my bag and said happy birthday boss. Uuuhhhh, at last, someone remembered it’s my birthday. I felt a bit relieved and I worked in a zombie like fashion and just about one o’clock Bukola knocked on my office door and said, “you know it’s been a wonderful day out there and boss it’s your birthday, why don’t we go for lunch, just you and me”. I said “thanks Bukola”, that’s the best thing I’ve heard today. Let’s go. We went to lunch but not where we’d usually go; instead she took me to a quite bistro and ordered a private table for two. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On our way back to the office, this Bukola said, “boss you know, we had a nice time together out there, we don’t have to rush down to the office do we? I replied with a flirting “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said “let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner, assuring that she has a very big surprise for me”. I started thinking to myself, this must be a lucky day for me. We got to her apartment anyway and she said to me, “boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna step into the bedroom for just a moment, that I should feel at home, relax and unwind”. hmmm, UNWIND!!!! It rang a bell in my head, series of thoughts running through my mind. Bukola actually happen to be a lady I’ve been eyeing for some time and she knows but always assuring me that someday we will actually run things. Then after a couple of minutes, she came out of her bedroom with a huge birthday cake in her hand………, followed by my wife, my kids, my workers, my office cleaners, my pastor, a dozen of my friends and colleagues who I later got to know came into her room through the backdoor and all singing “happy birthday to YOU, ahhhh, how sould you do this to me bukola!!!!!. Happy birthday to me!!!, cos I was there, already lying on the couch……, NAKED!!!!! What explanation would I have for this entire people?
Jokes EtcI Know You Won’t Blame Me by Teejayphillip(op): 3:00pm On Nov 08, 2010
Honestly this is from my darkest closet, I’m about to tell you why I sacked my secretary.

That fateful day was my birthday and I didn’t really feel like waking up, but anyway I woke up and managed to pull myself together hoping that when I get downstairs for breakfast my loving wife would give me a big kiss and say “Honey happy birthday and possibly have a small present for me but to my surprise she merely said “hi” to me. I was like, well that’s one of the things we all face in marriage. I encouraged myself and thought at least the kids will do that if she doesn’t, but they just came rushing down the stairs and shouting we are late for school. Oops, I said, nobody cared to remember daddy’s birthday. That marked the beginning of this sad day. I started for work with gloomy look on my face feeling pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office I met my secretary Bukola, she greeted me, collected my bag and said happy birthday boss. Uuuhhhh, at last, someone remembered it’s my birthday. I felt a bit relieved and I worked in a zombie like fashion and just about one o’clock Bukola knocked on my office door and said, “you know it’s been a wonderful day out there and boss it’s your birthday, why don’t we go for lunch, just you and me”. I said “thanks Bukola”, that’s the best thing I’ve heard today. Let’s go. We went to lunch but not where we’d usually go; instead she took me to a quite bistro and ordered a private table for two. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On our way back to the office, this Bukola said, “boss you know, we had a nice time together out there, we don’t have to rush down to the office do we? I replied with a flirting “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said “let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner, assuring that she has a very big surprise for me”. I started thinking to myself, this must be a lucky day for me. We got to her apartment anyway and she said to me, “boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna step into the bedroom for just a moment, that I should feel at home, relax and unwind”. hmmm, UNWIND!!!! It rang a bell in my head, series of thoughts running through my mind. Bukola actually happen to be a lady I’ve been eyeing for some time and she knows but always assuring me that someday we will actually run things. Then after a couple of minutes, she came out of her bedroom with a huge birthday cake in her hand………, followed by my wife, my kids, my workers, my office cleaners, my pastor, a dozen of my friends and colleagues who I later got to know came into her room through the backdoor and all singing “happy birthday to YOU, ahhhh, how sould you do this to me bukola!!!!!. Happy birthday to me!!!, cos I was there, already lying on the couch……, NAKED!!!!! What explanation would I have for this entire people?
CareerRe: What Is The Best Thing U Like About your Workplace by Teejayphillip(m): 7:26pm On Oct 29, 2010
1. my work gives me alot of time 2 run oda programmes, I resume 7:30am n close 1:00pm.  Pple dnt even bliv i work sef,


2. I go 4 trainin almost evry month,in which we get certificates based on d courses,
FamilyRe: How Do I Get To Make My Mum Love My Fiancee? by Teejayphillip(m): 3:35am On Oct 21, 2010
@ poster,aint u man enuf, Go on ur knees n ask 4 gods directives, Naa wetin u take ur mouth ask god,naa dos tin em dey du, All dis prophetic words suumtime,i no tu dey bliv dem, Ow can a man of god b speakin in different voice,dis go talk,anoda one go talk anoda tin, Sumtimez i dey wonda say,ow mani god we get? I rmemba wen my elda broda wan marry,mumzy talk say she go pray,one pastor said dey r gud,anoda 3 pastors said dey aint gud 4 each oda.

Now thks 2 baba god,dey got married n dere relationship is blessed wiv 3kids,gud job n a beautiful home, La8r mumzy no fit talk. 2 me sha,dnt disrespect mumzy oooo,she no's beta dan u du. Al u nid du as a man,is go on ur knees,n ask 4 gods intervention.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe (Actress) - Being A Second Wife Was Never My Dream, But . . . by Teejayphillip(m): 3:17am On Oct 21, 2010
naa wao 4 her oooo, Out of all million men around 9ja,naa person way don marry she stil fit marry. Women i bow 4 unaa oooo,later dem go talk say naa love instead of dem 2 tell u its d guyz money dey r afta, It may b sweeter now,bur pretty soon naa anoda divorce u go c. Cos dis same man we stil go ahead n marry anoda woman afta her,den gbege go start.

I just wonder wetin women dey take dia head tink, Mayb dem dey makeup wiv dere senses,i jus dnt no, Tshewwww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wayne Rooney To Leave Manchester United by Teejayphillip(m): 7:07pm On Oct 20, 2010
if he wants 2 go let him go,d door is widely open, Wen cr7 left,nani discovered himsef, No player can b bigger dan d club or it managers, B4 him dere were many n afta him dere wil b alot, Xo wayne d choice is urs,suite ursef,bur respect ur manager cos he know's beta dan u du,
BusinessRe: Former MD Of Oceanic Bank, Cecilia Ibru, Convicted Of Bank Fraud by Teejayphillip(m): 1:54pm On Oct 09, 2010
just six month jail term 2 dis corrupt,stupid n idiotic lady, infact dem suppose jail am 4 life,afta all she did 2 us workin in oceanic. we r retrecnhed
SportsRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Teslim Balogun Stadium by Teejayphillip(m): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2010
naa waa ooo,naa teslim balogun stadium b dis? @ poster,why u no kuku snap am 4 afternoon time,make we c as d place go luk,
Technology MarketRe: Spy On Any Cell Phone (download Software) by Teejayphillip(m): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2010
i nid oooo. My mail address is teejayphillip@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Leaders Most Corrupt In The World -jega by Teejayphillip(m): 12:15pm On Sep 25, 2010
must he talk? Pple who criticize,r always d one wit a bad attitude, He wanted nigeria's 2 praise him 4 comin out,tellin us who's corrupt n who's not, All we nid 4rm u is a free n fair election,n save 4rm all dis lecture or preachin, We don hear am tire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bolton Wanderers Vs Manchester United [2 - 2]On Sunday 26th Sept 2010 by Teejayphillip(m): 12:04pm On Sep 25, 2010
dnt kia abt who scores or who's gonna win d match 4 us. All i nid is my full point, No excuse bois,
PoliticsRe: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Teejayphillip(m): 3:20pm On Sep 22, 2010
1 unemployment
2 people struggling 2 meet ends meet,n yet nuffin came productive
3 armed robbers killin dere poor/average people,wen dey got richmen n political people 2 go n extract frm dem,

Make god deliver us,cnt wait 4 his kingdom 2 com,
PoliticsRe: Jonathan May Be Killed In Plane Crash – Cleric by Teejayphillip(m): 12:49pm On Sep 22, 2010
God forbid bad tin ooooo, which kai hungry prophet we dey get 4 our country sef, Dey we neva prophesy good tins,buh prefer givin demsef bad news, Naa waa ooooo,evryone wan make fame. Shior

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 (of 33 pages)