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Business / Re: Supermarket Owners Rake In Huge Profits Over Closure Of Shoprite In Akure by Teejayphillip(m): 5:47am On Sep 06, 2019
When others dey lament baba God picked ur own call dat moment grin grin grin....

Nor worry,everything go soon go back to factory reset.

Keep counting ur blessings

Sports / Re: Racism Lies With The Football Authorities- Kompany by Teejayphillip(m): 5:46am On Sep 06, 2019
No b lie.... Those pigs called ‘white’ always think they are god....

And the problem is d way we worship dem too....

The one wey try nonsense with me in my former place of work chop better slap. Since dat day em brain reset straight up.

If u don’t stand up to your RIGHT atimes,they throw rubbish @ u.

Say no to RACISM and xenophobia

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Car Talk / Re: 7 Ways To Elongate The Life Of Your Car Battery by Teejayphillip(m): 9:59pm On Sep 05, 2019
Insightful grin grin
Science/Technology / Re: Crocodiles In A Zoo In Abeokuta: Fake Or Real? (Photos) by Teejayphillip(m): 9:54pm On Sep 05, 2019
glink2015:


Even you sef I doubt .. maybe nah your fake I dey see or nah the original

grin grin grin

Crime / Re: EFCC Seeks Traditional Rulers’ Support To Fight Cybercrime. PHOTOS by Teejayphillip(m): 9:02pm On Sep 05, 2019
EFCC go dey okay las las.

Wetin concern traditional rulers with unah work?

All dis high service syndrome don become part and parcel of us...

Nah Oni of Ife wan follow unah dey arrest people?

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Politics / Re: Governor Ihedioha’s 100 Days In Office: Achieving Greatness For Imo State by Teejayphillip(m): 8:57pm On Sep 05, 2019
Chasing Okorocha upandown should be part of his 100days achievement grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Crocodiles In A Zoo In Abeokuta: Fake Or Real? (Photos) by Teejayphillip(m): 8:55pm On Sep 05, 2019
Even our president is cloned and all em cabinets b scam as well grin grin grin

Nothing in dis country amaze me anymore.

But posters those creatures nah demo dem dey do oo... Just try enter dat cage and confirm if they are or not.

Nah dat time I go believe u. Just pull ur hand through the cage, body go tell u Howfar later grin grin grin

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Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Facebook Dating by Teejayphillip(m): 7:31pm On Sep 05, 2019
Oya over to the boys wey saabi.

Dem go begin pick client from there now grin grin grin

Awon soapy gangs

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Reactions To The Xenophobic Attack by Teejayphillip(m): 7:31pm On Sep 05, 2019
condemn:


I swear, you be winch oh


Baba Wetin I do nah grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Zambian Pastor, Brighton Samajomba, Dies From Malnutrition After 20-Day Fasting by Teejayphillip(m): 7:29pm On Sep 05, 2019
Typhoonsbane:


Don’t tell me this is that girl with fake buttocks in bbn

Nah she oo baba grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Reactions To The Xenophobic Attack by Teejayphillip(m): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2019
Smh for suegbe wey call emsef MI.... So e get mouth to apologise after spilling rubbish outta his mouth.

The one wey weak me pass nah dat one of Tuface. Instead of facing the message nah Husppuppy e dey follow throw yarns.

Time go reach nah unah go dey listen to unah music...

So far Ebenezer Obey,Sunny Ade, Orlando Owor, Fela, Lucky dude album still dey,I don’t give a bleep bout ur music.

If our leaders are being truthful to themselves we won’t be in dis mess.

MAY GOD HEAL OUR LAND

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Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Sacks Abdulmumeen Okara, Aide On SDGs by Teejayphillip(m): 3:18pm On Sep 05, 2019
Baba don vex oo grin grin grin....

Our politicians and sack be like bread and butter

Crime / Re: South African Police Arresting Any Foreigner Without Valid ID And Papers (Photos by Teejayphillip(m): 1:39pm On Sep 05, 2019
Useless people.... No b wetin dem suppose do b dat?

Africans with their animal mentality

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Celebrities / Re: What Ikechukwu Said He Will Do To SARS Vs What Happened When They Met by Teejayphillip(m): 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2019
Everybody is frustrated. Dis issue of SARS should have been things of the past.

Nothing is ever working in Naija. Yet all dis our outdated leaders go to other countries and they all see how things are being done...

You can’t travel abroad and go with your entourage blowing sirens upandown and come back here start forming LORD OF THE RING.

Police can’t protect but Rob you.

Soldier can’t kill Boko Haram, but are fast in punishing unarmed citizens.

Lastman will fold hands watching the agberos do whatever they like,but citizen wey beat traffic light will be dealt with.

How long will dis menace continue?

We go dey okay las las oo

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Crime / Re: Catholic Priest Escapes From Kidnappers In Aba by Teejayphillip(m): 12:33pm On Sep 05, 2019
Priest Oya go gbe igba ope (go do thanksgiving) grin grin grin.

On the day of thanksgiving make sure you gbe body e, give dem shaku mixed with meg walk.

U nor no Wetin God do for you grin grin? U escape death.

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Politics / Re: FG Effects Shake-up In Education Ministry [SEE DETAILS] by Teejayphillip(m): 12:31pm On Sep 05, 2019
Those ones wey don belle full already.....

God help our leaders to make the rightful decisions.

Our trial and error too much.... We know the people who are competent,but religion and tribal matter won’t allow us do the right thing.

Itis well

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha, Wife, To Forfeit Assets To Nigerian Government – EFCC by Teejayphillip(m): 12:29pm On Sep 05, 2019
Chai! Las las dem finally get Rochas family oo.

Kai!

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Religion / Re: Zambian Pastor, Brighton Samajomba, Dies From Malnutrition After 20-Day Fasting by Teejayphillip(m): 12:23pm On Sep 05, 2019
If God no call you, pls and pls don’t call yourself grin grin grin.

Here’s the gory situation of most African men all in the name to extort people of their stipends.

No b by force to call yourself if God no call you. Look for another hustle grin grin grin.

God wey call you,go don give you enough strength and power to fight strange unforeseen issues.

But you sleep after taking 5bottles of burukutu u come dream say u dey host revival grin grin grin. Baba u go suffer for earth go continue the remaining one for HELL

May his soul rest in peace

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Politics / Re: Our Problems Require Uniquely Nigerian Solutions – Buhari by Teejayphillip(m): 9:02am On Sep 05, 2019
Uniquely abi?

Pls Mr President do u patronise our medical centres whenever u fall sick or does any of ur family member do same?

D same answer to all questions every now and then,on how we can collectively assist ourselves while y’all travel elsewhere to get ur stuff done.

May God heal our land.

Dis country heat too much jaare.

Our presido just dey yarn yen yen yen dey go

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Politics / Re: Xenophobic Attack: IGP Places AIGs, CPs On Red Alert by Teejayphillip(m): 8:17am On Sep 05, 2019
Naija matter tire me jaare..... Medicine after death.

So Police aren’t aware dat since there’s a crisis affecting other people staying outside naija dat it’s going to spring issue in our own dear country?

So apart from crisis like dis our policemen are jobless?

Itis well with our dear NATION.

So nah why unah no fit dey use Rubber bullet to scare people away, unah own nah to dey shoot upandown killing innocent souls.

We shall get to the root of dis matter in some years to come

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Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: MI Apologizes For Supporting AKA by Teejayphillip(m): 7:59am On Sep 05, 2019
Yen yen yen!


U better carry ur bag and baggage’s go meet AKA for southy or else nah to dey knock dat ur head wey no wan correct.

Every short man I know dey get sense but ur own is way too shallow grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Completes, Commissions 492-flat Housing Estate In Igando by Teejayphillip(m): 12:12am On Sep 05, 2019
Sanwo Olu just take Ambode glory....

Ambode too dull sha

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Twitter Account Temporarily Suspended Once Again by Teejayphillip(m): 12:08am On Sep 05, 2019
When she go dey run her mouth like tap water grin grin grin....


Btw,one of the brave women I know,even though nah appointment she dey look for

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Slashes Oyo’s ‘Unrealistic’ N285bn Budget, Signs N103bn (Pics) by Teejayphillip(m): 11:49pm On Sep 04, 2019
Dunno what to write or type on dis issue. God bless u Makinde.....

Here are the change we are clamouring for. My utmost respect also goes to the governor of Kwara state,dat dude is a genius. Even as papa no go skool,his effort/policy on agriculture is superb

I wish all dis our old skool/archaic Governors can learn something tangible from dis people.

Not like dat mumu imo governor.

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Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Rescues Her 3 Sisters From Burning House In Anambra (Photo) by Teejayphillip(m): 9:27pm On Sep 04, 2019
You are a HERO.....

God bless for dis bravery heart....

U sure deserve an accolade

Crime / Re: Protesters Storm Shoprite, MTN Offices In Lugbe, Abuja Over Xenophobia (photos) by Teejayphillip(m): 1:58pm On Sep 04, 2019
Have we heard from our President yet? The answer is No!

The time is near whereby angry citizens will start storming houses of our leaders,maybe then they’ll all take us serious.

We still look like a joke to dem. The day of doom on dem is near....

We will see where they’ll all run to.

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Celebrities / Re: Skiibii: If Xenophobic Attacks Occurred Under Abacha, What Would Have Happened by Teejayphillip(m): 11:53am On Sep 04, 2019
The same man we accuse of dictatorship,cruel and wicked is the same man unah dey hype praise on today....

We are just bunch of ungrateful citizens.....

Someday some of us will also write something good abt Buhari....

All I know is dat we get 2 mouths

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Celebrities / Re: The Pass Davido Gave To Peruzzi As They Play Football (Photos) by Teejayphillip(m): 11:49am On Sep 04, 2019
And dis yeye news enter Front page....Smh

And our Moderator conveniently push dis to front page! Issoraite

Wetin concern us with person wey pass ball give perusi? Will dat solve the crisis we found ourself in?

Lazy readers and lazy posters. Let’s grow up

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Celebrities / Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu And Wife Maureen Esisi Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Teejayphillip(m): 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2019
Gbese re oo!

All dis kwe kwe people calling themselves celeb. I wonder the morals and values they’ve got. Almost all of dem living above their means just to show how perfect their imperfections are.

May almighty God heals all broken homes

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Politics / Re: Explosions At Oforji Oboku, Victor Isaiah's Homes In Bayelsa by Teejayphillip(m): 4:45pm On Sep 02, 2019
If nah our National wealth dem take build their house,may God wrath visit dem...

Someday all dis politicians go run leave their house for safety.... We are getting to that point whereby frustration will take place and we will put an end to all dis barbaric looters....

Dem just start

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham And Bobrisky Start A War On Instagram by Teejayphillip(m): 4:42pm On Sep 02, 2019
Wake me up when dem enter RING grin grin grin

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