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dingbang:
good morning bros.. Have you downloaded your first bank mobile app? If not please click my link to see step by step guide to register and activate.

also if you are using a torchlite phone and you havent registered on the *894 platform, You can also dial * 894 * 100# on the phone number u used to open your firstbank account with. then follow the instructions after doing so and foward me your phone number for activation on the platform.

Thanks ..

i use the app already

Probe Bamitale Omole and Faborode Michael too

Lmao... Robust Response indeed

God heal Carl,
God bless De Gea

Wetin concern me

Alitair:
Hey pals,
Its getting clearer everyday that the number of people who do not go to church keeps hiking with every passing Sunday and when you try to inquire as to the cause of that and why they (the ones that didn't go to church) stay home, you get very hilarious and lame excuses ranging from "i woke up late" to "i don't have offering".

So whats ur excuse on why you did not go to church?

grew up in deeper life, never enjoyed going to church, now in school, I better stay at home than going to a church i don't enjoy their service... Yet they call me from house every Sunday to ask if I go church but na YES!.... And dem bliv I like d church.. Dem go shock wen dem Sabi

I no get shoe to go to church, i no fit wear slippers go

The monkey na Celtic fan ni

Noctis:
Yeah...what kind of sincere mind sits around looking for things to condemn as sin? He/she came here to quietly judge someone while he/she is obviously an olonsho with a stolen profile picture and the twitter handle "@soaked_punani". And for that matter, he/she can say that my mother was a victim of rape and still pretend to be Christian?

lol

Noctis:
You're obviously a primary 2 dropout. Do you even know how surrogacy works? You holier-than-thou dumbasses, always spouting your nonsense on public forums where people should get together to exchange progressive ideas. And props to the mods for enabling you.

why the attacks.? I believe the question was asked from a sincere mind

By Adejumo Kabir

The first indigene of Ile Ife to paddle the affairs of OAU, former Acting Vice Chancellor, and Professor Anthony Elujoba today successfully handed over to the 11th substantive Vice Chancellor of Obafemi Awolowo University, Professor Eyitope Ogunbodede.
The inauguration ceremony took place at Oduduwa Hall of the University with the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Adeyeye Ogunwusi Ojaja ll, Chairman of Governing Council, Dr Yemi Ogunbiyi, principal officers of the institution among others in attendance.
The immediate past Acting VC Prof Elujoba expressed his heart filled appreciation to God and the generality of OAU for the unflinching support given to him during his 10 months acting vice-chancellorship of the institution that restored normalcy to campus after traumatic experience.
Elujoba appreciated all unions on campus for not frustrating his administration to luck down the campus for a day throughout his tenure despite his failure to satisfy welfare demands, remove all the bedbugs in hostels, inability to provide water and electricity all the time and reduce the stress in the overcrowded lecture theatres.
He encouraged his successor, Ogunbodede to consciously enforce obedience and absolute compliance to the rules and regulations, with the principle of doing things right. He said: “By the grace of God, we didn’t witness even one day of closure except on public holiday breaks”. He also expressed his immense gratitude to His Imperial Majesty, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja ll for his constant encouragement at the cause of sustaining peace to once embattled university. “I am very eager today to handover to a substantive 11th Vice Chancellor of a personality of Professor Eyitope Ogunbodede, a seasoned manager of men and materials whose skills, integrity and overall record as a former Dean of Dentistry and Provost of College of Health Sciences”, Elujoba said. He finally admonished Professor Ogunbodede not to join the bad eggs in university.
Also, the Chairman of the Governing Council, Dr. Yemi Ogunbiyi said that the council is proud to conduct selection of VC process that was agreed to be free and fair by all. He said, “22 people applied, 21 were shortlisted and at the end of it all, Professor of Dentistry, Prof. Ogunbodede emerged and was confirmed.” “We resist all pressure from different angle, we conducted election that was adjudged free and fair by all applicants. We thank God and Prof. Elujoba for his integrity and we wish him the very best”, Ogunbiyi stated. The Imperial Majesty, Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja ll, said the emergence of Prof. Ogunbodede is indeed a new dawn for the University and he believed that the inauguration is the continuation of smooth transition on OAU campus. Ooni said: “I am grateful to God that I am part of this success story and I enjoin all of us to learn from immediate past acting vice chancellor, Professor Anthony Elujoba that honesty and sincerity pays off”. Professor Ogunbodede, the 11th VC while addressing the audience solicited the support of all students and staffs towards accomplishing his vision to make OAU world class university that will be globally recognised as the epitome of teaching, transformational scholarship, cutting edge research and community service. “We must as staffs, students, members and friends of the OAU community engage in mutually beneficial collaborations and partner with industry and other relevant stakeholders for the progress of the institution, the nation and global community as a whole”. He pledged total commitment and conscious enhancement of team approach through an open door policy to promote OAU to be the best university in Africa and one of the topmost universities in the world.


www.ifecitynews.ng/2017/06/oau-inaugurates-11th-substantive-vc-prof-ogunbodede/

I hope some people won't come here and be talking 'bout extinction.... Kill these creatures b4 they injure anyone

It is common today to see typed errors on this forum, first I believe that most nairalanders have a grasp of the English language and so they know what they intend to write, but these gaffes might come attimes.
Some of the remote causes of this.

1. Fast typing - in a bid to be the ftc, many type without really looking at what is being typed, although many attimes these comments are edited but what of those whose data finished thereafter

2. Homophonic errors-sometimes two words can be pronounced similarly, so when we type we tend to write down incorrect spelling.

3. Personal errors - not all of us attended the best schools, and we can sometimes make these errors.

4. Too much use of shorthand in typing - when we chat, we use a lot of shorthand and this unconsciously registers in our brain so that when we type comments on n'land.. We misuse words

Although we have n'landers who have devoted themselves to correcting others although they are mostly replied with fierce answers but these guys are untiring...

Anyways.. A weekly language clinic thread on Nairaland won't be a bad idea as it'll help all and sundry.




PS: abeg may una ignore my errors too o, as long as you dun understand wetin i write, we're fine

You can add reasons why typed comments could have errors.



Teemanbastos.
05-2017

Why are some Nigerians synonymous to scamming?

I need 30 000naira only.... Who'll help me on this day?

youngest85:
Mtchew....... I give out 250k every wkend and I've never bragged about it

help me tooo

greatnaija01:
IT IS THE BIGGEST SPORTS LIE.... ITS ALL A SCAM. only good predictions of 90% surety exist. RUN O FROM FIXED GAMES cos its fixed poverty.

ONLY THE GREEDY GETS SCAMMED---- BITTER TRUTH OF LIFE....
,,

thanks bro

The internet has been flooded with people selling fixed football games, to make money and the likes..
Does this really make true?
If you have been involved , please share your experiences...

chriskosherbal:
The guy is determined

but honestly, he should channel his determination aright. Music is totally different from BBnaija and should be produced well so that it can be appealing to a wide audience, i just hope he gets it right

southniyikaye:
Na only this ballon dey chop IMO state money.
No wonder dem dey slap okorohawusa spiritually. The people are angry.

See as person be like ballon

... Nigerians no get chill

Came back around 11:52 Nigerian time here.... Was off for like 2hrs...I dey fear oooo.... See how the world was controlled.

One world government go easy die......

I'm 20 and am looking to leave the 'singles' zone, i need a partner .... I am dark, and gentle looking but not gentle.. I stay in ife

Jennynenny:
I have always wanted to be a leader wherever I found myself. Starting from my primary school, through secondary school and presently an executive of my faculty. I look forward to climbing higher and breaking glass ceilings while leading others in all aspects that is deemed right. To lead without titles. To correct all wrong deeds of the past and several stereotypes.
I DECIDED TO CONTEST AS A FEMALE ASPIRANT FOR MY SCHOOL SUG( STUDENT UNION GOVERNMENT) WHEN THE TIME COMES.
I told one of my friends about it... a female actually. I was shocked of her reply ' you are never going to win. You are a woman. This is Nigeria, not some western country' To be frank, that discouraged me. Why would she say that? why at all will she think differently of woman that way?
I decided to seek another persons opinion... a male this time around. He kept laughing at it till today. He would always call me "SUG PRESIDENT"
I believe that by winning:
It'll set a good role model for the girls, who will then turn around and maybe actually finish school, and a whole a lot.

Besides, according to a study published by Development Dimensions International, companies with the greatest numbers of women in leadership roles perform the best financially, and a recent survey found that female entrepreneurs are more likely to succeed than their male counterparts. This shouldn’t be surprising: We still have to work harder to get the same recognition and pay as men, and are less likely than men to seek positions for which we may be under qualified. As a result, women who secure leadership roles are often significantly more qualified for the job than their male counterparts. On top of that, a recent Pew poll shows that over a third of Americans ( I know...yes... we are in Nigeria) believe female politicians are better than men at working out compromises and being honest and ethical. (Over half said that men and women are equally good at these things).



I am not trying to bring feminism into this... because I know most of you are already spinning in that line of thought. I am only saying; HE CAN... SHE CAN...LEADERSHIP IS NOT BY GENDER. WOMEN AND MEN CAN BE GOOD LEADERS.


DROP YOUR OPINIONS...

good idea.. But one, leading students the right way and not being a management's stooge.... Then hope you have the funds and you are good to go. All the best

yomi007k:


Epp me ask dem oo...n magas above still dey fall like a pack of cards.

TheBlessedMAN:
Make all this pastors go sit down jare. A pastor that can not give me 10 sure odds, is that one a pastor?

The word of God is more than meat and drink.




Omo i suppose go this retreat o, while my parents go think say i attend, i dey sleep ... But i dun backslide from deeper life for heart God help us

madgoat:

Baba nla i no fit forget this moniker

Madgoat

MI Abaga Shortman devil

Bitter Truth, even I wouldn't want to hear that on a normal day!

Bubu just f.u.c.ked up by removing this man from where he would have been highly effective. Only unfortunate Kachuku's name is heard only when he pays visits.

I see a 2-2 draw

Lol.. I opened the page when I saw commissioner cos i thought it was commissioner of police


I walked out when I realised it was wike's commissioner of info. Wetin person dey expect b4?

haffaze777:
baba nla kee

no whining oooo... You na sure boss