₦airaland Forum

how she do am? Civil engine sef madden o. Congratulations to her.
Please use your first class to better our country.

Jephz:
coke + scorpion= death .... so...
me + drink coke + scorpion bite = scorpion death... so therefore .. scorpion bite + me + drink coke = scorpion death ... I have just discovered cure for scorpion bite..
give me my medal

barman.... 1 bottle of vodka for my man here

May I bath naked if he reach frontage

ironman who decides not to give a damn about whose ass is gored

Truth... All these things directly or indirectly have effect on everyone..

Fayose knows all politicians are thieves, he is only angry some are forming 'holy' when they haven't removed the log in their eyes

all the best oo

I love you sir

at this time ??!
May I dey watch obo cooking spaghetti? How dat one go epp me?

AustinDBeloved:
Congratulations Teeman.

thanks sir

sammyscholar:
Now, I am having issue with this. How many times does the news want to make front page?

chillax

One of Nairaland's finest mods has been elected by the generality of GREAT Ife students as the Secretary General of OAU STUDENTS UNION. Boluwajaiye Adeoluwa aka
Fynestboi emerged with total votes amounting to 2469

Breakdown:
FYNESTBOI 2469Votes

Ray 2019votes

Eportah 1456votes

Bernard P 592votes.

Other CEC winners include..

PRESIDENT - Oyekan Ibukun DR. IBK
Vice- President - Jacob Tosin EMERALD
Secretary General - Boluwajaiye Adeoluwa FYNESTBOI
Welfare Officer - Ajiboye Adekanmi EFO
Director of Socials - Adedayo Emmanuel LAMBA
P. R. O - Okediji Simon ZUMA
Assistant Sec Gen - Oyebanjo Oluwaseun SIEWEN
Financial Secretary - OMISAKIN kehinde.
Director of Sports - Adewumi OLUWAMICHAEL



Also congratulations to me, Teeman for winning the parliamentarian seat to represent my faculty at the Students Representative Council.


Nairalanders taking on leadership positions worldwide.


Congratulations Fynestboi
Congratulations NAIRALAND.



Cc: lalasticlala, fynestboi

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If the programme centred on how the country would get better, wouldn't have cared.... The programme has no benefit whatsoever to the betterment of the nation and its citizens

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Currently a 200l student of engineering in oau, nt mech o... But i must tell you i hate drawing.. I only dubbed my way through in the first semester, currently doing same now..
But the stuff is i am not interested in learning.. But if you are ready to learn.. You are good to go

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yarimo:
FAYOSE is the acting vice-president

pep guardiola dun become freezer now

In Reply to mrawepresident's writeup
www.nairaland.com/3609815/oau-10-reasons-why-not

I want to briefly review the points.
1. ACADEMIC CALENDAR - it is true that the school's academic calendar might be unstable but it is due to various circumstances that couldn't be avoided.
But thankfully.. The correct session is going on smoothly and hopefully, things would align soon.

2. STRIKES- OF COURSE WORKERS AND STUDENTS strike because their needs are not attended to inorder to get what they want, but this is not peculiar to OAU only as all over the country people strike but tyrannical leadership tries to suppress their voice- I don't think this is a yardstick for saying oau isn't good.

3. SIZE of the university?! So because the university is big then what? His point on this was baseless, the school has been established decades ago and alumnus didn't complain.. So i'm indeed bemused by this point.


4. Violence - yes in oau, there is a system called scientific maximum shishi( SMS) Where thieves who are caught are beaten and paraded, it might be trur that the method doesn't work again but it is again subjected to review and would be when a new Students CEC is formed.

5. housing isn't cheap agreed... Due to limited bed spaces in the university, most students have to stay off campus where prices of accommodation may range from 50k to 130k or thereabouts.. Again, this is not peculiar to OAU so shouldn't be used as a yardstick for determining best Uni or not.
As to students not been able to afford shows and thereabouts, oau is not covenant.. The school encompasses everyone and not all fingers are equal.
We might not have a 100% social life but we are reasonably social.

6. Oau has its structures but lack of maintenance has left it where it is now e. G the hostels, one of the reasons students protests and school is closed.

7. Poor Employment opportunities?! Beyond me but a lot of people are employers on nairaland.. They can talk on that.

8. Indeed the yardstick of a university is patency and not grades... I agree but researches might be going on but the facilities aren't there- a general problem.
About students been marked down, I am not so sure of that story tho' but let the students involved speak for themselves and maybe the dept you mentioned.

9. The said course units have been over the years.. So I don't think you have a point here sir.

10. You can request for your scripts if you are sure of what you wrote down sir.
Stop all these insinuations sir and stop misinforming people


OAU STILL REMAINS ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY.
GOD BLESS GREAT IFE
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

cc : lalasticlala, fynestboi, seun

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In Nigeria we celebrate certificates, not achievements. -Bishop Oyedepo

ERO32:
NB: make sure you collect the wailers form after this meeting " pls musa run go photocopy that for me,it is now a hot cake. Pls return the for with one broom and change so that we can burn them.

I was once a fayose hater but presently i am beginning to like him..
See the fulanis care 'bout demselves, only a myopic thinker will think otherwise, the major reason why Fayose is doin the right thing speaking out unless if no one is doing that, then how would things be?

GOD BLESS FAYOSE

Altho' we have bigots on the forum but yet that doesn't stop the Yoruba nation..


What I Am Proud Of (From The Past To The Present)

1.LAST WEEK IN RUSSIA,THE WHOLE HUGE COUNTRY WAS SHOCKED WHEN A CERTAIN MEDICAL STUDENT GRADUATED FROM A UNIVERSITY IN RUSSIA IN Medicine & Surgery WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE CGPA OF 5.0.THIS GENIUS DID NOT JUST SCORE 70% TO CLINCH AN "A" BUT ALWAYS SCORED 100% IN ALL COURSES HE SAT FOR.
HIS NONPLUSSED PROFESSORS ORGANISED THE EXAMS FOR HIM AGAIN (BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER SCORED SUCH A MARK IN Medicine & Surgery IN THE HISTORY OF RUSSIA) TO CONFIRM IF HE TRULY WAS THAT BRILLIANT BUT THEY WERE ALL FLOORED BECAUSE HE SCORED 100% IN ALL THE EXAMS AGAIN.A DEEPER INQUIRY OF WHO HE WAS SHOWED THAT HE IS A NIGERIAN AND MORE INTERESTINGLY A YORUBA

YORUBAS HAVE MADE NIGERIA PROUD IN SO MANY WAYS SOME OF WHICH INCLUDE

2. THE 1ST BLACKMAN TO FOUND A UNIVERSITY (i e FOURAH BAY COLLEGE,SIERRA LEONE IN THE 1830s) IN WORLD HISTORY WAS A YORUBA NAMED REVEREND SAMUEL AJAYI CROWTHER

3. THE 1ST NIGERIAN LAWYER TO DEFEND CASES IN BRITISH SUPREME COURT WAS A YORUBA NAMED Sapara Williams.HE DEFENDED HIS 1ST SUPREME COURT CASE IN 1881

4. THE 1ST AFRICAN TO OWN A MOTOR CAR WAS A YORUBA NAMED Herbert Olayinka Macaulay.HE WAS ALSO THE 1ST NIGERIAN TO FORM A POLITICAL PARTY,1ST NIGERIAN TO APPEAR ON NIGERIAN CURRENCY,1ST POLYMATH IN AFRICAN HISTORY (HE WAS A SPECIALIST IN POLITICAL SCIENCE,LAW,CIVIL CONSTRUCTION,
MUSIC TECHNOLOGY,etc) AND HIS GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER DR (MRS) STELLA ADADEVOH SUBMITTED HER OWN LIFE TO SAVE NIGERIA FROM EBOLA VIRUS IN 2014

5. NIGERIA ISy PRESENTLY USING 1999 CONSTITUTION WHICH WAS A COPYCAT OF 1979 CONSTITUTION WHICH WAS ITSELF FILLED WITH IDEAS COPIED WORD-FOR-WORD FROM 2 OF OBAFEMI AWOLOWO'S BOOKS TITLED "Thoughts On Nigerian Constitution" AND "The Strategy And Tactics Of The People's Republic Of Nigeria".
IN OTHER WORDS,THE YORUBAMAN OBAFEMI AWOLOWO INDIRECTLY GAVE NIGERIA ITS CONSTITUTION

6. YORUBAMAN FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI WAS THE 1ST NIGERIAN MUSICIAN TO BE INTERNATIONALLY-RECOGNISED (BY BEING THE 1ST TO PERFORM IN ALMOST EVERY COUNTRY OF THE WORLD) AND HE WAS THE 1ST NIGERIAN MUSICIAN TO BE LISTED IN Guiness Book Of Records.YORUBAMAN KING SUNNY ADE WAS THE 2ND NIGERIAN MUSICIAN TO BE LISTED IN Guiness Book Of Records

7. YORUBAMAN Hubert Ogunde WAS THE 1ST ACTOR (FILM AND STAGE) IN NIGERIA TO BE RECOGNISED AND AWARDED ALL OVER THE WORLD.MANY OF HIS WORKS (e g Morenike Alaso Oke,Aye,Jayesinmi,
Yoruba Ronu,etc) ARE STILL TAUGHT IN UNIVERSITIES ALL OVER THE WORLD

8. YORUBAMAN PROFESSOR SOYINKA IS THE 1ST AFRICAN TO WIN NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE

9. A YORUBAMAN JUSTICE AKINOLA AGUDA CREATED AND DREW THE MASTERPLAN OF ABUJA FCT WHEN GENERAL MURTALA MUHAMED COMMISIONED HIM TO LOOK FOR A NEW FEDERAL CAPITAL FOR NIGERIA

10. YORUBAMAN LATEEF JAKANDE WAS TAGGED The Best Governor In Nigeria FROM 1979 TO 1983 DUE TO HIS MANY ACHIEVEMENTS IN LAGOS STATE

11. YORUBAMAN BABATUNDE FASHOLA BECAME The Best Governor In Africa DUE TO HIS SO MANY ACHIEVEMENTS FROM 2007 TO 2015

12. YORUBAMAN BOLA TINUBU CREATED THE STRATEGY THAT BROKE RECORDS IN NIGERIAN HISTORY AND MADE HIS PARTY A.P.C DEFEAT AN INCUMBENT NIGERIAN PRESIDENT

13. YORUBAMAN OLABISI AJALA BROKE WORLD RECORD BY TRAVELLING TO 87 COUNTRIES ON HIS Vespa MOTORCYCLE WHILE HE WAS A UNIVERSITY STUDENT AND A FILM ACTOR IN U.S.A (THE FAMOUS AJALA THAT TRAVELLED ALL OVER THE WORLD)

14. YORUBA WOMAN MRS RANSOME-KUTI WAS THE 1ST NIGERIAN WOMAN TO DRIVE A CAR AND WAS THE 1ST NIGERIAN WOMAN TO FORM A POLITICAL PARTY

15. THE MOST-PERFORMED STAGE PLAY IN NIGERIAN HISTORY IS TITLED "The Gods Are Not To Blame" AND WAS WRITTEN BY THE GENIUS YORUBAMAN PROFESSOR OLA ROTIMI

16. THE 1ST SURGEON IN NIGERIA WAS YORUBA MAN DR ADENIYI JONES

17. THE 1ST FEMALE PROFESSOR OF HISTORY IN AFRICA WAS A YORUBA WOMAN PROFESSOR BOLANLE AWE AND THE ONLY PRIVAT LAWYER IN NIGERIAN HISTORY THAT NEVER LOST A CASE WAS YORUBAMAN CHIEF ROTIMI WILLIAMS

18. THE 1ST TELEVISION STATION IN AFRICA WAS FOUNDED BY A YORUBA MAN OBAFEMI AWOLOWO.HE ALSO CREATED THE 1ST MINIMUM WAGE IN AFRICA,1ST FREE EDUCATION IN AFRICA,1ST SKYSCRAPER IN AFRICA,1ST OLYMPIC STADIUM IN AFRICA,1ST FREE HEALTH CARE IN AFRICA,1ST CULTURAL CENTRE IN AFRICA,etc

19. THE GREATEST HERO IN THE NIGERIAN CIVIL WAR WAS BRIGADIER BENJAMIN ADEKUNLE (Black Scorpion) AND HIS 2 ABLE SUB-COMMANDERS BRIGADIERS GODWIN ALABI-ISAMA AND ALANI AKINRINADE,ALL YORUBAS

20. MORE THAN HALF OF ALL MOTOR CARS IN NIGERIA ARE IN YORUBALAND (i e 55% OF ALL MOTOR CARS IN NIGERIA ARE LOCATED IN YORUBALAND) AND YORUBAS HAVE THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF PROFESSORS IN NIGERIA



The list is undisputably endless that's why I'm proud to be a YORUBA.
God Bless the Yorubas

RingimKabir:
Serves him right!

Today is my 30th Birthday Peeps...

Show me some likes

30 no be joke o... Happy birthday man.. More years! More money! Wetin u dey use celebrate am with boys na?

Those who commented above me are saying revolution...fine but what of the aftermath of revolution,a look at Libya as a country shows what the socalled revolution did to them,Libya is still not yet stabilized till today.


my idea is simple... let us go regional. and in place of revolution,let younger people take on the helms of affairs,people with young ideas and people of calibre and timbre.
but seriously as in chemistry,these are ideal suggestions, Nigeria been great again looks a little bit unrealistic looking at the attitude and behaviour of Africans at large

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GOD BLESS XFIRE.. GOD BLESS SEUN GOD BLESS NAIRALAND.. I have received the prize

GOD BLESS XFIRE.. GOD BLESS SEUN GOD BLESS NAIRALAND..