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FrancisTony:
I nominate Standd

www.nairaland.com/standd

Teespice

www.nairaland.com/teespice

Romanciella

www.nairaland.com/romanciella

Kumpharm

www.nairaland.com/kumpharm

thanks for nominating me...

but I am not interested.

Joavid:
Smh. I cannot believe all this is coming from you.
I see that Nigerian men will forever be jealous and intimidated by successful women and thereby cook up all kinds of stories to dent their image.

All of a sudden Alakija slept with a lot of politicians for her oil blocs and linda ikeji blog was shut down by google because she was sleeping around?

And you have no idea how insulting it is to refer to a woman by her private part. Wtf is "three fresh punnanies"?
Don't you have some kind of respect?
Do you have women in your family??

Smh!

one million likes.

Raymondenyi:
Let's call it what it is concealed prostitution. Why are almost all young ladies in higher institution of learning into prostitution? It is so rampant and scary; U cannot meet any young lady in university that hasn't toed this trend.
I have tried to understand whyj buh still perplexed as I couldn't demystify my confoundment...
As a matter of fact; most of this ladies; happen to have parents of average background; providing for their needs; buh yet they pursue this shameful n piteable path... Pls NLnders, I need answers!!!

one question,

where did you pull out the 97 per cent stat from

Your behind

so much for being a side chick

scratch that........... side chicken. this coming from a female........ leaves so much to be desired.

happy birthday dearie.

wishing you many more years.

Sagamite:
Olodo.

smh.


that's what you will say.

Sagamite:
This is probably more likely to be true if you are:

- White
- Black girl from Southern and Eastern Africa
- Black girl that grew up in Europe outside UK
- Not so good looking Black girl.

so someone cannot say what's on her mind and what I know to be the truth without you lot doubting.

that you have met girls who are crass in attitude, speech and character does not mean there are no reasonable girls out there colour or race not withstanding.

the more reason why I hardly say what's on my mind when it comes to issues of this nature because people like you would be the first to pounce like a lion.

na real wa.

spot on.

I totally agree with the OP.

Sagamite:
Like the God of James Bond.

na wa for you.

Sagamite:

smh

what are you feeling like?

James bond.


pfffft.

urcutecrush:
Same goes to guyz.most handsome and cute ones don't av anyting upstairs and are so Vain na dem dey snap pics most,they edit pass girls sef.carry list of gf lyk sey na acheivement.mtchheeeeww.d tin dey alwayz annoy me sef.

nice rebuttal.

onto other things, aren't these guys tired of lamenting and whining about Naija girls. Naija girls this, Naija girls that.

yet they will try all their best to impress, if possible woo, date and probably marry the same set of girls they castigate on a daily basis.

ko ye mi oooo. una no dey tire?

Danhumprey:
Give them the number 6th guy and they will bored the hell out of that guy!

80% of Naija girls are soooo boring,you will wonder if they really talk at all or have anything in their brain. Majority of those boring girls are the so-called "beautiful and sexy girls".

one quick question

where did you pull this outrageous stat of 80% from?

I guess you must have interacted with several "Naija girls" for you to come out with that stat.

it is well.

Obinoscopy:
My sis has finally dropped her pen! No more night class or TDBs. I bless God for his favors towards her. I'm looking forward to her Oath Taking Ceremony as a Pharmacist. Lord I'm eternally grateful for everything.


Tag: Teespice

congratulations to her.

how are you and hope the weekend is treating you good?

I have always loved and strive to achieve the best things in life. Always had the best of friends, best gifts and education which life avails to us. I have always excelled in this quest of mine, amassing great and rare qualifications as well as antiques in my numerous sojourns.

I thought I have garnered it all, that I can now rest on my laurels, till I met you olubukato. olu, I saw you and all the fine antiques and gems I have gathered became more useful. your face well carved with those succulent lips, melted through me like caramel. your wisdom sliced through me like a hot knife through butter. your posts are like a breath of fresh air on nairaland.

The aura you exude calms any troubling storm in my life. what makes me want to have you to myself is that just like old wine, you keep getting more lovely and Gracious with each new day. I can't get enough of you olu. I am tired of stating and longing for you while you seem so far. I am breaking and going against what I feel and declaring my love for you my mon cherie.

I want to grow old with you my love, to be held in your arms and feel the sheer warmth of your body. I want to feel the piercing, soothing intensity of your gaze and then reach into my soul and tap the nectar therein.

I love you olu, your voice like a classic ballard reverberates into the confines of my heart and chars my resistance with molten love magma. I want your touches to make me sing in high notes like a leading opera singer.

I can't describe how much you mean to me, even scientists and English scholars have failed in their quest to find the best words that describes you. you are surreal, an enigma, a puzzle I want to spend the rest and all of my life solving. your kind words blots out sorrows from my path. your beauty sets my whole body on fire, your gaze electrified me and sets my emotions running wild.

I am done pondering if I should pour out my heart to you. I am done being reclusive because I don't want to loose you. I am coming out of my shell for you. say yes to me and watch me leave you better than I met you. say yes to me and watch me share your pains and your happiness equally with you. forming a closely knitted hand that no pressure can break, nor ether can burn down. our love will be the archetypal love that generations before and after us dead or alive will use as a benchmark to show the world what love truly means. I am ready to take this step, but I have to find the quintessential angel to guide me through it and that's nobody but you olubukato.

say yes my sucre.

Jbluv55: Hehe . I see you have some wooing to prepare for .

I've been there and it seems dull for now

oh well

it would be lively soon enough.

davep,

I need an hour to cook up my lines.

can you reschedule this to 8 pm.

was thinking it was tomorrow this would take place

KingTom: Same here o. Ehen
***Whispers***
Is it true that you are wooing someone else

maybe.

I have lost interest in it.

Jbluv55: Here you go ma'am .

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So how's your day going pretty one?

not bad.

been indoors all day.

KingTom: Ok so how is life

treating me good.

you?

Jbluv55: *sights Teespice @ the entrance, approaches her*

Welcome to Beey's Birthday parry ma'am .

*offers her a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you ma'am?

for starters I want nkwobi and freshly tapped palm wine.

*flips weave*

hello everybody.

KingTom: I'm fine and you?

ditto.

KingTom: Awww Thanks

looooooooooool


how are you

obayaya: This my babe too like food

I thank God


For my Family and friends
For the man in my dreams

And Above all..

I thank God for that bulge in my boxers every morning when I wake up.

Tags: ishsoph, Teespice, EbullientV

thanking God for the gift of life

for family, friends and loved ones.

for bringing me this far in my academic pursuits.

for the woman I am and the woman I am growing to be

and most especially for my best friend.


Tags: whoever reads this.

obayaya: This my babe too like food

I thank God


For my Family and friends
For the man in my dreams

And Above all..

I thank God for that bulge in my boxers every morning when I wake up.

Tags: ishsoph, Teespice, EbullientV

thanking God for the gift of life

for family, friends and loved ones.

for bringing me this far in my academic pursuits.

for the woman I am and the woman I am growing to be

and most especially for my best friend.

rbekins: Let me help you here. I will take her to a good eatery, if possible i may prefer going to a Chines restaurant cuz it has to be some thing different and unique. With a exotic cocktail. After that, you can move down for a beach side walk, holding hands and cuddling same time. From there straight to your house but make sure you keep a current Cinema movie ready with a bottle of red wine (specifically). Use a good nut to offer her the drink, watch movie with her or you may choose to move down to Cinema after the Chines food. I think it really a good fun day with these.

hmmmm

I prefer a walk on the beach when the sun has set. holding hands.

happy birthday.

wishing you many happy returns.

if I say what my idea of a romantic date is, you lots would wage war with your fingers.

so I would just keep mute and follow this thread to see opinions.