Be grateful. While there’s life there’s hope

Wahala for who dey travel by Train

Oya say after me… I WILL NEVER BE SIMP IN MY LIFE! Na because you still have some little change with you, wait till you broke so you can regain your sense back, no body go tell you before you know the next thing to do

No be your girlfriend be this ?

Na his baby mama. They have been together for a long time

This song make me remember my primary school days. Na this kind song we dey sing in assembly

TuFab:

If your hand fell, go to igbobi to join it back to your body. Mind your effing biz.

Why are you pained? Well I checked your profile you’re beautiful thou.

Adekunle don fall my hand smh

Not only you

POLYGAMY:



THE GREAT REDPILLER



ORORO SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WITH JOVIALJUNE O, SHE LIKES MARRIED MEN SO MUCH

You’re mad

I don’t believe thou

He love music but music doesn’t love him

I saw this post on twitter and I decided to bring it here.
It’s over to you guys that are in relationship, Does it matter how your partner saves up your name on their phone?

If it’s matter then why ?

If they have money to take care of themselves they should travel out of this hell country… there’s nothing in Nigeria

I was scammed by nairalander I can never forget

I’m speechless

What if I borrow you money and you JAPA with my money ?

The painful part of it is when you wait till it reach 99% then boom!!! memory full

One blogger don carry ham say dem don kill the man

Wettin we go believe like this

Here’s the news on nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/6879395/man-accused-turning-students-yams#108179414

PlayMaker14:
That was during one of our inter-house sports competition way back in secondary school.

I was selected into the YELLOW house and I was very good with long jump, so I represented my house in that category.

Our house master was not around on the day of rehearsals, so his assistant who happens to be our government teacher took over.

We were asked to change so we can rehearse well, so I went to the rest room to change, as I was changing, the door flung open, and it was my Government teacher who opened it, I quickly tried to cover my yellow flat yansh, but she was too close and spanked my yansh, then touched my dick in the process.

I pushed her hands away and gave her a disapproving look, she apologized and ask me not to tell anyone.

I walked out and refused to rehearse...

Come see beg.

If the story is true, you have to apologize on behalf of nairaland real men why don’t you f*ck her smh… damn, you’re not a real nigga

SMH

I find it hard to believe

Zuluhead:
Upon all the jazz and charm you still sell water in traffic and also sleep under foot bridge, just disown crime and give your life to Christ. Without jazz some brains are working and living large but with your jazz and brain you still sleep under bridge.

Give his life to Christ or make him go hustle

You guys with religious palava

What’s going on here ?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Anyway....whatever it is.....don't loose guard

Because if you loose guard the fake company fit maga you

Damn nigga is back okay Isoright

I stopped masturbated 2 months ago. Why did I stop? Okay wait.

I masturbated many times in a day and I can’t masturbate without watching porn. I have more than 30 WhatsApp Tv which they base on posting adult stuffs (n*des and porns) everyday, whenever I’m viewing status and I came across the TV’s I will definitely masturbate But why did I stopped? Okay I forget to add some things to the story, I started masturbate in 2019 when Naira Marley sang SOAPY, I didn’t know the meaning of SOAPY until I asked my friend he explained to me that it’s stroking your dick with soap till you cum and he told me he always do it whenever he want to bath, when I got home I entered bathroom and I tried it with soap. I enjoyed it but I noticed that my d*ck became weak after I cum and I waited till another day before I did it again, that was when I started it and I can’t stop doing it in a day.


But since then I didn’t enjoy my life I hate girls and I don’t spend time with people I prefer been alone masturbating that been with people, since then I’ve been battle with pimples all over my face, there’s no amount of drugs I use that will cure it, I started hate myself but I keep doing it everyday.


I was a virgin until I got admission into university this year, I met a lady which she agreed to be my girlfriend, the first day I had sex with her i cum within 4 seconds I can see disappointed in her face and I feel embarrassed. The second day I had sex with her I cum within 4 seconds then third time i tried to use hard drugs, can you believe it’s doesn’t work for me? That was when I realized I f**ked up. I’m a yellow cute and handsome guy but pimples has take over my face even my babe can’t kiss me I don’t even know why she love me maybe because my pocket is always envy

Some months ago, I googled search disadvantages of masturbation I found out that

****masturbation cause acne/pimples

**** It can cause a lack of concentration and social life

**** It can cause early ejaculation in men

***** It may affect a good sexual relationship with your partner


***** It can lead to addiction which can further affect your day-to-day life.


I think about it and I decided to stop it since I have babe that’s ready to give me sex anytime I want, I deleted all the adult TVs I have on my WhatsApp and I swear with the book of God that I will never do it again. That’s how I overpower the devil

devilmaycry:
If this post hit fp make I baff naked

E dey front page as I dey reply you like this

Don’t depend on anyone, no one is going to help you cus you’re not the only one in this situation. You have to man up hustle smart and save. Na your mate dey do bricklayer. I come In peace

Na… it’s not true