₦airaland Forum

Shey na everyday this girl dey do birthday for nairaland.

Beebah2000:
ehh
It looks like bulldog ooo.
Thanks for correcting me.

This one is more dangerous than bulldog.
It tends to even kill and eat the owners sef.
They are very dangerous and banned in so many countries of the world making them the most dangerous breed of dog in the world.

Beebah2000:
Op, buy this type na
Turn am to your pet, bodyguard and your gateman.

Ma'am this is a pitbull terrier not a bull dog

There is something Nigeria ladies dont understand.
The western culture they are trying to copy.
Both the responsibilities of the household is shared.
The bills, and the care..
The man may pay for house rent, health and school bills but the wife will pay for water bills, light bills, food bills.
The bills are spilted equally.
The husband pays 50% and the remaining 50% goes to the wife.
If it is that way, then I agree the future is female.

I can never waste my RIP for this.
She decided to cruise with yahoo boy nah leaving all the legit workers behind, blocking them on WhatsApp cause they refused to send you the 30k for makeup which you requested for.
I am not surprised shaa, she got what she asked for...
80% of all Nigerian girls are walking dead, destiny, future used for rituals by yahoo boys..

Mosdii carry go....

A tiger can never totally clear off its spots
If u no know, now u know.

Mainlymanof:
Bet9ja shop how?

Rate of online betting apps are now in increasing..

Lolz
SIMPs will never learn..

Crossroad1:
no be that perfume guy be this?

Lolz
Na him oo

shaa I dont blame them. good schools, roads, housing, everything good. what else should they think about? unlike my darling Zoogeria

CrystalSpark:
This question has always been on my mind and just now I’m reading, again, that Hauwa the daughter of President Buhari went to the UK to study Photography.

Not just her! There’s a noticeable trend even in Naija; a kid from a very wealthy home may go to a university to study music, or catering, or something that isn’t “popular and mainstream”.

The rest of us from not so rich homes will kill ourselves with mechanical, chemical, petro-chemical, electromagnetic engineering

cc: Fynestboi

U are a fu3king illiterate.
Those course dont matter here in Nigeria.
But they matter a lot internationally.
Do u think those one will even plan to work in Nigeria. They get their BSc and relocate to abroad..

If na naija, them go lift am, carry go abattoir..

Wait how on earth is the testicles connected to the eyes?
Lalasticlala I think we need to start age restrictions, cause little kids are getting too much in this forum

Jirilistic:
Maybe u mistakenly enabled it
It's a feature which I think was added to recently released phones to enable the user prevent theft like maybe wen you want to charge ur phone in a public place
It usually sounds out an alarm when the charger is unplugged nd will only stop wen the user unlocks the phone
Just swipe ur home screen then disable it or search for theft alert in settings and turn it off

Are u using Samsung?

The answer is 30.

Solution: use the answer of the previous equation plus it to the next questions.
Meaning:

Assuming he invested that money on BTC ehh.
He will nvr go broke.

Bouz:
them sabi chop man money jakpa.

Lolz..

They are beautiful no doubt.
But they are very arrogant and proud.

Chaiiiiiii .
All this Latinos that use to drain somebody 2gb under 1hr.

Gone are those days jor!
I will catch small rat or lizard, and put inside a plastic bottle can, Omo ball don start..

As long as her assets are boobstiful.
I dont mind any.

But wait oo.
I noticed that all Nigerian ladies are single.
Cause any lady I try to roll with, she tells me she is single..

*Intersexsherry has joined the group chat"

ClassicMan202:
that was not for you.... it was for the guy going to school.

I thought as much.
But this ones cannot join cult, when breastfeeded with indomie, pizza and ice cream. This one na indomie generation nah, e never see life nah

ClassicMan202:
If you like go join cult.... Your body go tell you



Your own even better say you see GIG motor enter.... What if na trek you trek?

Like wait what I said, and what u are saying?
How do they relate now?
What brought cult to what I am saying?

Airport
Shebi na UNI em dey go, chaii
My own turn na "Ghana must go" bag I carry dey enter GIG motor.