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Before opening this thread, I have already concluded that it was a pitbull dog..
R.I.P poor child.

See better meat.
Poison or no poison, i go commot the posionous skin, chop the inside

iLegendd:
At the moment, no foundamental. Just have liquidity and potential to pump. That's all. I don't stay for long. I cash out and rest in USDT as I wait for another victim. Before going to bed, I set low bids at consolidation levels, then jump in with a smaller amount at the current price.

When I wake, two things will happen.

1. Either the small amount thas mooned or
2. It crashed and met my two to three consolidation below and I'm still in profit because the low bids triggered and have risen a little. So, I'll still end up with a little profit or my initial money.

Don't forget, I use a voice alert called The Crypto App (search for it on playstore). Even when I'm sleeping, I'm hearing the current price of my coin. The app is free, but I use the paid version. It's about 4k or less. The free one is enough, but I don't like free things that much.

Bro you are doing a great job here.
I really love your crypto post and everything.
But bro can you be so kind to create a WhatsApp group for the crypto beginners and pros.
Please boss.
I appreciate.

Wait shey na all the girls for this world, na em dey rape.
Any girl I flow out with, tell me the same shit.
"I was raped when I was little"

Drink tigernut juice before action, eat bitterkola, reduce sugar intake.
Or mastubate 1hr before action.
Gbam...
You are good to go..

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Op rush to the hospital now..
You are still feeling dizzy and you are happy..
People can play with their lives ehhh

We plenty wey bots go ban today
#Na wetin Bots dey ban people from na em we wan dey do

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In this hard season, a man goes out to hustle to find the bag, pay school fees, house rent, water and light bills, food bills and miscellaneous items, after thinking and thinking and the same wife will still bring problem, insulting him, and swearing on him naked.
The issues is that women are illogical and senseless, they go about causing troubles day and night, jealousy .
Gosh!!!!
If you go and ask a married man what he is passing through day and night, Omo u never ever think of getting married..

Yes boss.
Well said.
Thats is why most times I dont comment like before as usual.
Thats was how I saw a thread yesterday, the OP is 17 years old and he said his gf is pregnant for him.
Does it mean that old man like me have been arguing with kids since on this forum?
You see them creating senseless and meaningless thread and mentions here?

I am a newbie.
How do I start?

Op number 1 is nice and cool.
But number 4, the colours are too bold.
You could used a lighter color, or mix style them.
Kudos shaa.
I was once a beginner like you.
Keep the good work.
Remember that YouTube should be your new bae.

Go to my hidden folder and watch Mia khalifa crew once again over and over again.

MILF

After the FG has successfully approved and launched the e-naira today.
Dont be surprised they may begin to threaten us that if we dont sign up to the e-naira stuff, our BVN may be blocked just as they are doing for the NIN sim linking..
Dont be suprised. Na naija you dey...

XXXXTENTACION:
Stds....

Sorry bro, this ones cannot catch STDs, because they are taught sex education in school, how to groom themselves well.
Abi do you think they have fish smelly kpekus like your Ex

He should check her WhatsApp chats.
I suspect lots of nudes and crazy voice notes..
Na from clap, dance dey start.
But some men are very senseless and brainless.
How can you carry small girl like that out and want to s3x her.
Looking at her pics, she looks approx.19.
Chaiii.

Computer village boys una weldone.

B is chilling and flexing: cause there are circular ripples around his legs..
C: is bent on the floater probably slept off and dozing, if he is to dead, he won't be having his hand in his tummy, it may be moved away by some motion.
So it will be A.
Details shortly......

You never get side chick?

[quote author=SportsHD post=106855902][/quote]Boss I dey here too ooo.
I need updates too oo

iLegendd:
Like this? If yes, then you're so corrupt. You need to be arrested.

Haha I am sorry I can't be arrested.
I am gay. LGBT+

iLegendd:
What is the most important thing I can do with this part of the chair? It's wasting for nothing.

Put her on-top. Spread her legs and fire in the hole.
Advantage: the chair supports her weight for reverse cow-girl and doggy style.

She said you can't handle bress, you are too hard on it.
Does that mean that she ...... Lemme say what is on my mind..

wiseone28:
Op make a hole on mattress and put your D" inside..


Easiest way to get satisfaction.

You are very stupid.

Your moniker says wiseone but you are actually not wise at all

I no understand what you said.
But 3 gbosa for you..

Gandollar:
Women will always ask for the odd 5k. It's their entitlement as weaker vessels. If you get, give.
If you nor get, close mouth and hide your face.
If you get but you no wan give, then you don't deserve to eat stock fish, lest it's caught up in your teeth.

Lolz..
I hate women who ask for 2k, 5k or even 10k.
They are lazy and useless, the only useful thing in them is their kpekus.
I am not saying I am stingy, but before I can ever give you my one naira, you must deserve it in so many.
Like you must be hardworking, or have good qualities in you and have lot of IQ up stairs, not some dirty ones who calls their selves slay queens.

If this woman shout "The future is female"
I go gladly accept, even carry banner for her sef.
Not one fish smelly kpekus, typing on-top okada, going to collect gbola and the urgent 5k he promised you..

Never try buying online.
Or else na "what I ordered vs what I got" na em you go post later