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uthlaw:
ask your girlfriend that is controlling you with her pussy!

Haha.
I wish I had a gf like u guys but oops I dont.
I have female friends, who are loyal to the call

uthlaw:
to be a gay is better than a SIMP and I can prove it for you!

If I may ask?
What is the meaning of SIMPING?

Guy I think u are having some mental issues..
What are your moral lessons here now?
For us to hate women!!!! HELL NO!!!
I can never hate a woman, u just come everyday spilling out trash and hates words.
I blame Seun and the fellow mod wey never ban you.
Me I love women so much, I dont fall in love with them, cause falling in love with them may bring crazy feelings, and makes me act like a dummy.
I have lot and lots of female friends, that is the greatest law of the PUA.

Rule1: Never fall in love.
Rule2: Be witty and both funny.
Rule3: Never have one female.
Rule4: Be the gentleman, handsome, caring and nice dude, a woman should always die for.
Rule5: Set your limits..

So many rules....
Ilegendd, help me out....

Wwe Great khali dick

Werey I was hoping for u to say, check my signature and message me for hookup

Sister, apart from pussy, what else does an average nigeria woman have to offer?

The bride know who her best friend be..
Moral lesson: See finish no good.
But damn!!!!
See this beauty is worth cheating for

Guy no time for relationship, cause it will definitely end in premier pro max tears...
Just have besties and you always sleep at night like a new born baby..

Blogger: Please click my link.

Nairalanders: FOR HERE!!!

Mark, you shall never have good dream. Nightmare shall follow you all the days of your life.
Client promise me iTunes 200$ for Christmas, u get mind block my account..

iluvdonjazzy:
Me na the front I wan see o.

Dude yuck!!!!!!
you gay!!!

She looks spankable

Lemme book space.
I am coming with my story...

Zimri is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iLegendd:
Being gay shouldn't stop a man from mingling with the opposite gender. They're fun to be with without sex.

hmmm.
thats absolutely true.
showing a lady you are moved by sex makes them get attracted to you.
I have a new girl at my workplace, she want to act like a queen-bee with others, cause she is fine, curvy and slim, while others are trying to get her attention, I will just continue pressing my phone and listening to audiomack, our talk is just good morning, good night,
I will look straight into her eyes for some minutes to show her I am not shy, but still yet I will play with other female staffs, flirts and gist with them, but ignores her. Now she is already trying to near me and even asking for my number..

Last C*m of the year nko

The only man wey dey catch cruise for nairaland....
I thought u said u are Gay, why u con allow woman come ur house

look the yansh, and zoom at the mirror reflection

All this one just because of knacking wey no go pass 10 mins..

Ohh Lord, may my children children children children children, never ever be a Simp...

Shey na ur brain niii?
How e take concern u?

That is a locust..
Sweet, yummy and crunchy when roasted..

dawnomike:
What's there to celebrate
Anyways, so far iit makes him happy... That's all that matters.

Omo bro u will understand better when u marry.
Marriage no be paw paw ooo, all those things u here that marriage is sweet, Omo na illusion oo

How is this news now?
What are we benefiting from this now?

Where are the bikinis girls?

where the nipple?

Wetin kill am?

hypetrak:
I need a good and always available graphic designer,

note- You MUST have a samples to send me
My WhatsApp number +13178692933

Can I message you?

Just some few drops of Spanish gold fly,
Thank me later.

Pixellab is a very cool app.
But enjoyable when you download the mod version..
But Canva is more sweeter.

Cj4charles:
See this one.... once your hands don touch am, na you and your acestors go get appointment in less than 20min

Hmmm.
I dont know shaa.
But I dont think it works that way..
Having contact with the direct body like open wound, ingesting it, or contact with eyes or nose.
*just guessing shaa*

CheedyJ:
How many meat can u possibly get from it anyways, I know say na cruise u dey catch sha..

If I catch plenty nah.