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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Tellemall: 10:00pm On Dec 11, 2019
Prestonn:

Nothing you can do to satisfy people.

When I tried to make a difference by posting mostly vegetables same people said "Brother are you a Goat, while eating Grass".

Tried posting fruits and low carbohydrates, same set of people came and said "Brother stop punishing yourself, eat strong food"

You see this set of people, nothing you do to satisfy them, they always like complaining without contributing something meaningful.

Click few pages back, you gonna see Strawberry, Beans and plantain, fish and tomatoes Sauce etc.

He might have a point, but upload pictures to back your claim about balance diet and also use the pics to educate us.

Don't mind some of them, once they see lagos airport for the first time, they come here and start talking about balance diet without uploading any photo and how big they are.

You are condescending and sound exactly the way you think he does. Why not see the criticism and move on instead of all the lectures? He did point out something. He doesn't need to post images to tell you what he did. Why not attack the message and not the messenger? Needless wars that will extend for pages.

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Travel / Re: Private Jets Charter In Nigeria: How Much It Costs by Tellemall: 9:52pm On Dec 11, 2019
ekestic1976:


A humble heart would have accepted the correction in good faith, especially when I pleaded that I didn't mean any insult; but pride and misplaced indignation wouldn't let you! Na wa o.

If you're hoping to teach anyone English on this forum, forget it. They will rather abuse you and tell you that English isn't their mother tongue. Yet it's their lingua franca.

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Education / Re: Laurent Simons: Belgian Child Prodigy Drops Out Of University by Tellemall: 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2019
The way some parents try to live through their children. Did they just manufacture this one to be the youngest university child or do they care to let him live like a child? Controlling parents. Absolutely shameful.

By the way, what happened to all the other child progidys? What have they contributed to the world apart from other stories like this? What do they do with 171 point IQs? Oh yes, play the piano or sing in Opera. At the end of the day it seems they get tired of their parents and then decide to live (in ways that seem unintelligent).

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Tellemall: 6:25pm On Dec 10, 2019
LeSudAfricaine:
for some reason I can't seem to be able to copy the link but it's like this

5996 pages of juice. Lol, never knew that thread existed.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Tellemall: 6:16pm On Dec 10, 2019
LeSudAfricaine:
Its a thread here on Nairaland, it's been going on for ages. Nigeria is still trying to prove they're somehow better than Kenya, it's cringe worthy bra grin grin

Link please grin

Right under my nose and I've never known about it.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Tellemall: 6:10pm On Dec 10, 2019
LeSudAfricaine:
And Kenya is now whipping them daily on that Kenya v Nigeria thread grin grin
grin grin Where's the thread? Need to see. Because they really annoyed me with the Kenya hate. Is it that Twitter battle?
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Tellemall: 6:07pm On Dec 10, 2019
LeSudAfricaine:
Did we make noise about it and tag them on social media? No.

But you know the baseless Nigerian ego. This is how they were looking down on Kenya, yet Kenya is a tech hub. They were mocking Zimbabwe but have the same exchange rate with Zimbabwe!

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Tellemall: 6:03pm On Dec 10, 2019
LeSudAfricaine:
Where are the world's best events held be it sporting events or otherwise? The most important people visit where? Which country has most Grammies? Which country has a variety of music styles? Where is Africa's biggest fashion show held? Which country has most sporting disciplines?


Let me guess, you thought entertainment was music only right? Even at that you aren't better than us, seeing you like comparing yourselves to us


You forgot to mention British royals visit ZA. Ag, Nigerians with their kak comparisons.

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Tellemall: 10:51am On Dec 10, 2019
mannycrown:

I know the country is red with atrocities but as an informed mind you should still have some humanity in your veins. The pic of the minor crying out his heart supports his innocence. If it was the other way round, one tear no go drop for ground for mere slaps he took. Poor boy!

Seen killers cry and look more pitiful than that.

But I do not think the boy is guilty (though he has been on the streets and should know better than the rest of the Nigerians what scams work and those which do not.)
Romance / Re: Do I Go Ahead With My Plans for Her? by Tellemall: 9:38am On Dec 10, 2019
safarigirl:
she isn't decent in the opinion of sensible people, your agreement is inconsequential, since you need the internet to think for you.

Maybe if your daughter goes off to live with a man she has known for two weeks, you will be fine with it and the world will applaud your fathering skills.

Stop disturbing us here, since you think you have found the most decent and 'teachable' woman in the world, even your use of terms is condescending. She is 'teachable' as what? An animal or a baby? I hope you are just as teachable, you will both learn lessons from each other eventually

Take your indecisive self off the internet, and face the quagmire you have put yourself in like a man. If it turns out fine, good for you, if not, good for you too...for someone who recently came out of a rather bad break up like you claimed, you sure make rash decisions, it explains a lot about you.

Good night sir.

Nice responses to the guy. You are the first person who saw through him.

What does teachable mean? What does humble mean? It means she will do anything for the perks. I don't know why Nigerian men think women are to be controlled and subjugated. What is this humble they always talk about?

It tells a lot that a girl would know you for two weeks and pack in. Her elder sister agreed. Methinks they're poor and overwhelmed. One of the reasons poverty is known as a bastard. It will make adults turn to fools.

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by Tellemall: 4:13pm On Dec 09, 2019
ogene144:

dnt marry the bitch u wil regret it as i am doing nw

Please, tell us what happened so that we can learn from it.
Health / Re: Help! Medical Advice Needed by Tellemall: 10:24pm On Dec 08, 2019
Darkmode64:

Oh thanks for the clarification
You're right. I can see some white tonsil stones in the holes of the tonsils. I've been gargling with warm water and salt though.
I was terrified when i entered google bro.

Lol. If you're not careful, you will get sick by merely reading the results of the Google search. grin
Health / Re: Help! Medical Advice Needed by Tellemall: 10:18pm On Dec 08, 2019
Darkmode64:

Thanks for you input cool
Dont you think tonsillitis come with pain?
Mine is painless. I have no trouble swallowing

Not tonsillitis. Tonsilloliths.

Those white things are accumulated dirt. But the good news is that they aren't permanent or anything to fear. Hopefully your food can push it down when you swallow wink
TV/Movies / Re: Dstv No Longer Entertaining These Days : Personal Opinion by Tellemall: 9:56pm On Dec 08, 2019
alphaNomega:
There are lots of channels you can choose from on the Premium package. Ever considered that?

Even premium gets so boring! There is nothing worse than having about a hundred channels and none of them are interesting enough. I thought I was the only one getting bored with cable.

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Health / Re: Help! Medical Advice Needed by Tellemall: 9:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
Darkmode64:
Hello fellow nairalanders.

I'll go straight to the point. Sometime last week while looking at the mirror, I observed that my tonsils behind my throat were swollen with white spots. I would have thought tonsilitis or strepthroat, but it does not hurt me in any way neither am I experiencing symptoms of the aforementioned health cases. I swallow without pains. I was prescribed chymotrypsin(Maxmoral) a day later and I've used this for 3 days my tonsils still have with spots in them. "Googling the symptoms" have given me sleepless nights because of the horrific things I've read.
Please, is there some antibiotics I can use for this? Should I be worried?

Medical practitioners in the house your opinions shall be welcomed.

It's just tonsilloliths.

Gargle warm salt water. They come on with a cold or cough.

Fear not.

If you really don't want them, you can pick them out, but that would cause bleeding. So just stick with the gargling warm salted water. They will eventually fall off on their own.
Celebrities / Re: See Moment Cardi B Cries To Pilot To Take Her Off The Plane Because Of A Fault by Tellemall: 9:39pm On Dec 08, 2019
pode:
I'm still wondering the mission of this lady in Nigeria in the first place, I hope she was not here because former edo state governor, Mr Adams osho baba

Lol. I think you know why already.
Politics / Re: Update On The Ongoing Palliative Road Construction On Mile 2-Tincan Road by Tellemall: 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2019
At last.
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Celebrities Angry With Cardi B For Wasting Their Time by Tellemall: 9:31pm On Dec 08, 2019
Why do they look so angry?
Politics / Re: JUST IN: Presidency Denies Authorising Sowore's Rearrest by Tellemall: 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:


Did you even read the news?

Did you?
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy On Smoking Weed: Fela No Smoke Igbo Pass Me, Naira Marley Apprentice by Tellemall: 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2019
So what is this? A competition on who let's a drug control them more than the other?

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Celebrities / Re: Asu Ekiye Calls Out Gospel Artistes At The Experience by Tellemall: 4:03pm On Dec 08, 2019
Lol. Who are these people?

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Literature / Re: Writers Needed by Tellemall: 4:01pm On Dec 08, 2019
1 naira per word, or even less with more words? Fear God. That is exploitation.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Shows Her Cooking Skill, Prepares Okro Soup by Tellemall: 3:56pm On Dec 08, 2019
The news was all about this one some months ago. It's wonderful that she's letting us know that she still cooks for the ancestors. What else does she do for him? We are interested to see videos of it.

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Politics / Re: JUST IN: Presidency Denies Authorising Sowore's Rearrest by Tellemall: 3:54pm On Dec 08, 2019
How can they deny the obvious? Or was that hate speech/fake news?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Two Writers Asap!#Closed by Tellemall: 11:50pm On Dec 06, 2019
Starthemes:



Well that's true, some greedy individuals are guilty of that but you can check my history here on NL, I've been employing writers since January and I always pay, even for trials. If at all I'm guilty of this at least one of the numerous individuals I've employed here on NL should have called me out.

Just a tip, always confirm the history and identity of whosoever you want to work for before you commit your energy and time into any project.
Please let me know if you have other concerns sir
Thanks
If you have truly paid all your trials, then kudos.
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu Offers University Overall Best Student Immediate Employment by Tellemall: 11:31pm On Dec 06, 2019
This thread will never see the light of day. Cardi B is in Lagos!
Celebrities / Re: 1st Nigerian Blogger, Nigeria's Kemi Olunloyo Celebrates 20yrs Of Blogging, by Tellemall: 11:30pm On Dec 06, 2019
And this woman is the first blogger? Well, though she can be querrulous, she actually has all the scoops. Shall we then say she's the deepest digger of info(occasionally)?
Politics / Re: Sowore: Atiku Slams Buhari And His Dss Instruments,tagged Buhari A Tyrant by Tellemall: 11:20pm On Dec 06, 2019
Are you shocked? The gradual descent into dictatorship has happened quite rapidly and, unfortunately, with the full support of the citizens. You aren't living in a democracy anymore.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Two Writers Asap!#Closed by Tellemall: 11:17pm On Dec 06, 2019
LOL.

I heard that a lot of you guys contract people, then pretend there are so many mistakes, then claim the gig is off. Later you make use of the person's effort....not that you paid enough for it in the first instance or paid at all.
Business / Re: Uber Received Over 3,000 Sexual Assault Reports In 2018 by Tellemall: 11:14pm On Dec 06, 2019
I saw 6,000 on the news today.

This tells us that men really are predators. I don't see how expensive brothels are that men need to resort to this unprofessional act.

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