₦airaland Forum

EVILFOREST:
I am FAR better treated in Diaspora than Nigeria.
I feel like a HUMAN BEING here.
Even the DOGS and other pets that reside here will really be proud of the country dey reside.
Each Day, I see how nicely people are talked to.
POLICE addresses you well despite your flaws.

When you are rushed to the hospital in an emergency situation, you get treated and discharged even when you have no dime.

U call the POLICE, dey respond in few minutes without complains of lack of fuel.

U feel elated as a TAXPAYER.
U get home each day without being worried about POWER SUPPLY.

U get home each day without fears of mosquito bites.
U get home each day without fears of generator sounds.
Acquiring a CAR means nothing to you.
U start seeing cars as necessities and not for pleasure.
The BASIC THINGS of LIFE will be made manifest to you.
Almost Everyone seems to be living a simple and comfortable life without any atom of GREED and WICKEDNESS.
PEOPLE have kids they can carter for.

Nna eh...these feelings are GOLDEN. You’ve said it all, wanne. Case closed

kendrick93:
what the hell are you on about.....
Are you blind?
You no see kpomo and beef meat there

No vex bros. I just realize say Na small meat after the stew don go down. So Pkomor sef de?? Abeg send me money instead .

kendrick93:
Rice & Stew + Avocado peer

joransky4re:
The DIG, Peter B. Ogunyanwo,fdc can be reached
through this GSM No: 0803 389 3226. The
Control Room Numbers for Lagos Command are
08127155132, 08065154338 and 07055462708
while that of Ogun Command are 08081770416
and 08081770419.

Audio numbers. Shey Na number wey u go call, Na one old woman go pick am de ask u “tani eleyi?” My pikin help me confirm who de talk

Swanzi:
I can feel ur pain bro get handkerchief,wipe ur tears n enjoy ur generator Republic let’s enjoy our Ghana ...

ibkayee:
But 5/7 dishes posted in the last 2 pages have been 'Nigerian' meals, lol stop looking for stuff to complain about. I think there's a fair balance of both here

Post your own local dishes to get the ratio to a 'satisfactory' level and let people post what they want

ibkayee:
You should open up a local food only thread then

ibkayee:
Yoruba local dishes mostly

ibkayee:
You should come live with me

Salted caramel ice cream

payperpost:
in your life, before you come here to disrespect any lady on this food thread,
I repeat!! before you come here to inquiry about any lady asss on this thread, try your mother first, give us your mother asss first! I assure you there is no mountain I can climb, no matter how heavy you Mama ikebe is, myself and my goons must to sample it. is she here in Lagos? please revert!!

Tonyfx:
Where you born an im.be.cile or did your parents forget to give you home training

cococandy:
Old picture.

I think I want some rice for dinner. Still thinking of how I’ll make it. Not jollof though.

U, u go like food well well. Ur type of food look like Wetin I de chop everyday. Do u have big yansh to compliment this meal?

sammyj:
This report is motivated by weed!!

pwetie:
That's what Im thinking too. The snake was gentle and docile. Definitely a young gaboon. And we have this Tea flower around the house ,they said it scares snake away. Surprisingly alas! The snake even went to seek refuge in it.