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RomanceRe: Describe This Two Romantic Secondary School Students In Few Words. (pictures) by Temi231(f): 2:11pm On Apr 08, 2013
STALE
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Marry A Lady That Has Done like 2 Abortion In Her Past Relationship by Temi231(f): 2:08pm On Apr 08, 2013
shawn5ng: Its rare to see ladies who has not done abortion before. Its 80 to 20 ratio. But a lady who has done it and come out to tell u her mistakes nd regret is better than d one that kept it pretending as if he has not seen dick before. That one can kill.
I DIASGREE... That your ratings is not correct.
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight! by Temi231(f): 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2013
dmcdad: You are wrong woman! I stand on what I stated above that there is nothing like love at first sight. What you did experience was attraction at first sight and not love...


Please be sure to know the difference between the two before you claim what is not in existence. Attraction lights the fire and ignites the passion and act as a fore-runner to the nitty-gritty which is love...

Attraction is the genesis because you might be attracted to someone for the person's look, personality, charisma, intelligence, you name it. But in reality, the aforementioned are not wht brings real love, at least not in the first day or moments..

Very many people confuse attraction/lust and likeness/love... These should be understood hook, line and sinker so as not to use one wrongly in the place of another.
Yes sir
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by Temi231(f): 2:02pm On Apr 08, 2013
mikelreal: ''did anybody know'' ??nigerian english
MR KNOW-IT-ALL. Simply correct and answer the guy question not to be pointing out is grammatical error.
RomanceRe: Long Courtship Is Bad Business By Funke Egbemode by Temi231(f): 2:00pm On Apr 08, 2013
@ OP, let me site an example, i have this aunt that courted his hubby for 13 years. During this period they have aborted several times which resulted to them having child issue when they later got married. If not for God,that the bride mum was a strong woman they wouldn't have married in the first instance because the guy was already tired of her. So for me i dont entertain Long courtship...
RomanceRe: Long Courtship Is Bad Business By Funke Egbemode by Temi231(f): 1:55pm On Apr 08, 2013
Atheist:-D:
Ok. So after the first year they got to know each other. The second and third years they used to position themselves in their respective careers and make enough cash for some future plans. The fourth year is to save enough finances for the marriage. How does that sound?
It sounds wow.... You can't start courting without friendship at first then relationship will be second level after then courtship will follow. And to my definition, courtship is a period during which couple develop a romantic relationship and a behavior to persuade someone to marry you. So for a courtship to be 4 yrs is even too long if you don't count the friendship level and relationship stage.
RomanceRe: Long Courtship Is Bad Business By Funke Egbemode by Temi231(f): 1:46pm On Apr 08, 2013
Atheist:-D:
And what duration would you classify as a long courtship? 5yrs+

I reckon it could work if both knew each other well after the first year and the rest of the duration was just to put in place necessary things to make the union fruitful.
In my own point of view, long courtship start from 4years and above lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Long Courtship Is Bad Business By Funke Egbemode by Temi231(f): 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2013
Nice write up. I don't like long courtship anyway. grin
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight! by Temi231(f): 12:20pm On Apr 08, 2013
dmcdad: There is nothing as Love at first sight
Man, there is always love at first sight... If you have not experience it before then you wont know what it means.
PoliticsRe: Senator David Mark Clocks 65 by Temi231(f): 12:05pm On Apr 08, 2013
E ba mi kigbe Ole Ole Ole!!!!! Happy born day anyway
FashionRe: Would You Do This Hairstyle All In The Name Of Fashion by Temi231(f): 10:37am On Apr 08, 2013
Arrant Nonsesnse.....oshisko
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Vs Peter Okoye: Who Is Hotter? (Pictures) by Temi231(f): 10:33am On Apr 08, 2013
Peter Okoye all the wayyyyyy.... I so much love this guy
Jokes EtcRe: Trend For Akpo's Jokes by Temi231(op): 8:16pm On Mar 19, 2013
7. Akpors: " Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?
Yahoo boy: " Ah, dont you know who is calling"?
Akpors: " No I dont, the number is restricted"
Yahoo boy: How is Nigeria?
Akpors: Nigeria is fine but who am i speaking with?
Yahoo boy: It's your friend from london
Akpors: "I have a couple of friends in london which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess"
Akpors: "Em, is it Fatai?"
Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!
Akpors: "Ah! fatai! Long time no see, how is london?"
Yahoo boy : "London is fine, how is Nigeria?"
Akpors: "Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen!
The other day i saw your mother, she is very sick o, that was two weeks ago, i am sure she should be dead by now...
Yahoo boy: Ah!!
Akpors: "Yes o, your father house in the village, the rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans leg and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently...
Yahoo boy : Shuooooooo shocked
Akpors: ...yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke monkey tail with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in psychiatric hospital now, your elder brother went to a burial at ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling anyhow every time...."
Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!!!
Akpors: Wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle e go do aborti..."
Yahoo Boy: " You wait!! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in jesus name! Those things will never to me
Akpors: "Ah! Is this not Fatai? They have already happened...."
Yahoo boy: " I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish you
Akpors: " Na devil go soder your mouth,no go find work to do bloody thief!!!419... Wait make i burn your credit small,idiot.
Jokes EtcRe: Trend For Akpo's Jokes by Temi231(op):
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4. In a party Akpos Asked a Girl " Are you Doing to Dance?'' She felt so happy and said yes and akpos said " Thats good, So can i have ur Chair?

5. Akpos' WAEC Result is
Finally Out...
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I
learnt your WAEC result
is out.
Akpos: Daddy You
remember Arthur wey
dey carry first for our
whole skul ba? he
failed. .
Papa Akpos: that's
terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Eazy wey dey tutor me for house ba? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what's with the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I
dunno, na so e be o. Even Kelveen who won the Cowbell competition failed.
Papa Akpos: so how
was your own result?
Akpos : You also remember Osas our senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result??
I be winch??

6. Akpos: hello who dey call?

Jennifa: it's me Jennifa!

Akpos: Jenni Babe! U remember my side today?

Jennifa: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't

allow me visit u. Where are u? And what are u doing?

Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now!

Jennifa: u are a bigger boy now Oooooh!

Akpos: na the levels be that! Always on BB level

Jennifa: Do u know what Today's date is?

Akpos: not at all!

Jennifa: U are not caring at all! U've forgotten thattoday is my Birthday!

Akpos: I dey sorry Jenni! Na wetin make u call me be that?

Jennifa: just want to invite u over to my hostel to make my day!

Akpos: that one na small thing na!

Jennifa: Ehen! Get me something special Oooh!

Akpos: like wetin?

Jennifa: I want to be on BB also!

Akpos: that one na small level for me to arrange! AFTER 3 Hours Akpos Arrived with a brown paper bag with 4 corner shape!

Jennifa: JEZZZZ!!! I guess it's Bold5!

Akpos: shey na becos of BB u dey shout like this? She gave Akpos everything he wanted! AFTER EVERYTHING-

Akpos: Jenni Babe! I wan move! Take ur BB

Jennifa: let me see u off fast, can't wait to see my BB!

AFTER 10 Minutes Akpos Phone Rings-

Clara: hello Mr Akpos, ur Gal friend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Beans

Akpos: Na still BB na!
Jokes EtcTrend For Akpo's Jokes by Temi231(op):
Guys, lets share some funny,hilarious akpos jokes that you have listen to or read about:

Here are some akpos jokes:


1. Akpos was coming back from school,
singing
and dancing, the father asked him and said:
my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and
dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a
while now,

Akpos replied and said: papa, u will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing materials, the
father shouted, thats my son, but wait ooo my good son, did u win scholarship or
something?

Akpos replied: noo papa, I AM REPEATING THE
SAME CLASS AGAIN!!!

2. Wife: Our maid is pregnant....
Akpos: thats her problem
Wife: Neighbours are talking...
Akpos: Thats their problem..
Wife: Am worried
Akpos: Thats ur problem
Wife: They say its yours
Akpos: Thats my problem..!!!


3. Akpos was arrested in Lagos
by a group of Lastma officials for driving on
the BRT Lane. His car was fined N5,000. Upon
all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA
officials refused to release the car. Akpos asked; Okay, may i know where you are
towing my car to?. One of the LASTMA officials
replied; we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha….. Akpos laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were surprised and paid
attention to him, wanting to know why he
was laughing. Immediately, Akpos
brought out his phone and started speaking;
“Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Good morning in
Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes
before it will explode!. The car has been
arrested…..” “Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking
the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”.
I’m coming back to Sokoto alive now. “Thank
You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked
around, no LASTMA officials was in sight. He
entered his car and sped off, saying; shege,
dan burouba shege.
HealthRe: World Sleep Day Is On 15 March 2013 by Temi231(f): 12:27pm On Mar 14, 2013
My Oga at the top will not allow me to sleep on friday oh grin
RomanceRe: Would Ɣou Spend 24hrs in jail or give Your Lover your Phone for 24 Hrs??? by Temi231(f): 2:10pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nairaland and all these Jamb questions sha. @ OP, why would i choose jail just because of one bf want to check my phone for 24hrs, if he like, he should keep the phone with him forever. Mstcheew
RomanceRe: Twelve (12) ways to keep your relationship working by Temi231(op): 7:26am On Mar 10, 2013
[quote author=fluid26]Can I add another? Pls...thank you.

13. Avoid expensive jokes. You know what I mean shey?

You may add as many as you want. We are all here to know and learn more.
Thank you for that
RomanceRe: Twelve (12) ways to keep your relationship working by Temi231(op): 7:26am On Mar 10, 2013
fluid26: Can I add another? Pls...thank you.

13. Avoid expensive jokes. You know what I mean shey?

You may add as many as you want. We are all here to know and learn more.
Thank you for that







2nd to comment. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is 8 Years Old Today by Temi231(f): 7:21am On Mar 10, 2013
Congratulationnnnnnnnnnnn Oluwaseun.

I represent Class of 2008.
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by Temi231(f): 6:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
Sensual Man: Ddnt know ds babe has yam-legs until today she came 2 do wkend @my place nd wore my boxers, and her teeths r sumhow. I no longer like her plz wat do i do?
To be frank, you are not a serious guy. later now you will be visiting different churches around looking for a wife. You better stick with your yam leg babe after you don panasharp her abi. God is watching you oh
RomanceRe: Twelve (12) ways to keep your relationship working by Temi231(op): 5:54pm On Mar 09, 2013
grin
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by Temi231(f): 5:29pm On Mar 09, 2013
Yam leg or no yam leg some men can never be pleased.
RomanceTwelve (12) ways to keep your relationship working by Temi231(op):
There are hundreds of ways you can use to make your relationship work out,i have narrowed it down to a few of the most important ones which are listed below:

1. Love each other
2. Don't Lie
3. Keep communication open
4. Stay Sweet
5. When you are hurt, focus on forgiving
6. Never talk about break-ups
7. Never Say 'it's okay when it's not.
8. learn to put your ego aside
9. If you say sorry, mean it.
10. Don't compare your past relationship with the new one.
11. After a fight, work on resolving the issue right away; don't let the days go by without settle the issue.
12. Be aware of your partners' feelings.

Although there is no perfect person out there, but there is a "RIGHT ONE" for 'YOU'.
RomanceRe: ? by Temi231(op): 7:51pm On Mar 08, 2013
andyanders: I know say na you. But please work on your grammar.
What is it with you now this guy? Why are you following me around? Please answer my PM "WE NEED TO TALK"
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op): 3:18pm On Mar 08, 2013
vision2050: @op, What is your qualification?
You can Google that..
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op): 3:15pm On Mar 08, 2013
vokal_guy: I noticed you created this thread using your beloved blackberry device. I would recommend you sell your blackberry device and use the money to hire a private tutor.You have murdered the English language. Thanks!
May be you should come and sell it for me lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2013
tobezekiel: u travelled with a cheep bus.. an ur complaining. so wht shuld i do huh
The richest woman on earth!!! Swear if you have never enter any form of public transport in your life hun? odeoshi
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op): 3:10pm On Mar 08, 2013
andyanders: Temy23 you no talk again? Na because of the grammar you run? You asked question and to know people's opinion, then off you go. Come back we are waiting for you.
Very Funny dude... I have been so busy lately and BTW i was inside the "uncomfortable" Bus when drafting this post. For the grammar error...mind you i wasn't born with that.
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op): 2:28pm On Mar 08, 2013
jhydebaba: Is anything functioning properly in Nigeriahuh Even if na ur family house I come to seek ur hand in marriage, the type of customer care I'm going to receive won't fair better cheesy
Na lie joor oya come, you go see say our own better. cheesy
TravelYour Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Temi231(op):
Dear Nairalanders,
I will love to share my encountered with some Nigeria commercial Buses. Why is it that some of the owners of these busses don't know how to maintain their devices. For example, if you board a bus going to any state in Nigeria, until the passenger filled up and the bus accelerate that's when the driver will know that he doesn't have petrol, he has not pumped is tyre and passengers time will be wasted. Does Nigeria Bus really worth it? If you put on white cloth and you enter into any one of them before you get to your destination the white would have turned to black especially dry season oh gush can't imagine.


Please feel free to share your experience
RomanceRe: ? by Temi231(op): 5:14pm On Feb 20, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]She should stop brushing her mouth and eat more of garlic and stockfish. . . [/color]
OMG!!! Can't stop laughinggggg This is really out of my mind

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