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Music/Radio › Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by tender92(m): 4:53pm On Oct 05, 2013
Tapout Lil Wayne
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 6:13am On Oct 05, 2013
elrony: Bros I need the hack pls!! grin

Ronalds2008@yahoo.com
Ok but 1st thing 1st
Is ur iPhone jailbroken.?
Car Talk › Re: Road Trip On A Motorcycle From Lagos To Accra & Back To Lagos. by tender92(m): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2013
Sitting on the rooftop drinking Alomo with Cream crackers grin

From Naija to Accra on a Bike.?! undecided
Hell No.!
Dats suicidal
Odikwa very Risky

shagati
chop knuckles abeg..u got liver
Food › Re: US Farmer Grows Multi-coloured Corn (Pictures) by tender92(m): 12:57pm On Oct 03, 2013
[quote author=Munzak'ah]It is not a new breed in my place at all. we have alot of it in my place. infact i ate it this august 2013[/quote]In my place!
In my place! angry

In which place?! Are u an alien?!
So ur place does not have a name?
Is it Pluto or abi na Mars? undecided
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 12:35pm On Oct 03, 2013
Olamilec: LOL iPhone without is not fun hmmm maybe because your iPhone don't have the right apps... Come use mine and see.
Wat i use to say b4..
Probably bcus u are on ios7 grin undecided
Food › Re: US Farmer Grows Multi-coloured Corn (Pictures) by tender92(m): 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2013
These corn looks feminine to me undecided
Colour-riot tins..
Business › Re: Man Steals N6.8m From ATM In Abuja. by tender92(m): 7:25pm On Oct 02, 2013
True story of Nigerian Police

The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals. The UN President
decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Nigerian Police goes in. They come out
two hours later with a badly beaten Antelope.
The Antelope is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!...lolz grin

super story
Abeg make dem release dat innocent poor man jawe....angry
Business › Re: Konga Moves Into New 120,000 Sqft Warehouse In Lagos (photos) by tender92(m): 7:42pm On Oct 01, 2013
Nice move.!
At least now we know where to go when something goes wrong grin

Previously it was more like playing gambling with a Ghost undecided
Nairaland General › Re: A Response To The Open Letter To Seun Osewa by tender92(m): 6:33pm On Sep 30, 2013
Seun: https://www.nairaland.com/editprofile
Plz sir I wud luv to change my username to KELVYN_O
#look left & Right
I hope I won't get banned for asking grin
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 6:19pm On Sep 30, 2013
[quote author=Yolo_bazz]Will I have to jailbreak my iPhone before the hack can work?[/quote]YEA
Science/Technology › Re: Brazilian Family Live With 7 Tigers In Their Home by tender92(m): 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2013
Even those that claims to be wildlife expert are scared of the wild beastshuh,tell me how did they learn or obtain their certs when they can't live with them..
To me Brazilian wildlife officials are being selfish becus the family are doing what they couldnt dare..the enclosure is well secured what else is there to worry about?
The family know the risk involved,so why taking paracetamol on someone else headache? grin grin
Entertainment › Re: So Weird! Meet The Artist Who Paints With His Manhood (PHOTOS) by tender92(m): 9:22am On Sep 30, 2013
Lolz
Omo meehn.!!!
D guy get talent jawe grin

I troway salute
Politics › Re: 3 Facts About Africa That I'm Not Proud About by tender92(m): 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2013
Op ur IQ is definitely below 70
Brb....will tell you my reasons when this makes FP wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Jim Iyke Delivered In Synagogue Church Of All Nations by tender92(m): 7:33pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hey guys Am i missing anythinghuh

Is JESUS coming tomorrowsad
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is The Most Powerful Angel Created By God? by tender92(m): 1:27pm On Sep 29, 2013
It's funny when humans talk of Heavenly supremacy as if they have been there..grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Meaning Of The Tree Of Life? by tender92(m): 11:02am On Sep 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Lamb for been sacrificed as lamb were used too.

How is Jesus a tree?
Indeed.!
It's like you like puzzles
Even if i explain it to you,you won't understand it becus you need Holy spirit to interpret it to your understanding wink tongue

By the way can you explain The Forbidden Fruithuh
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Meaning Of The Tree Of Life? by tender92(m): 10:44am On Sep 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: How is Jesus a tree?
Funny question grin
But its still dat same u dat will call Jesus the LAMB of GOD huh
Politics › Re: LA Schools Give Kids Ipads; Kids Hack Them by tender92(m): 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2013
Wat else did they expect from d kids? huh
Wats d need for iPad without Internet surfing grin

It's jux lyk giving Rat a fish to look after! tongue
Nairaland General › Re: The Official Nairaland Got Talent Thread by tender92(m): 7:46pm On Sep 27, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Boko Haram things grin
wink grin grin

We need volunteers.!
Your families will be greatly rewarded by our Organizer(OP) cool
Nairaland General › Re: The Official Nairaland Got Talent Thread by tender92(m): 7:33pm On Sep 27, 2013
I can build explosives with peak milk can..
But it's not yet tested,I will need at least 20-30 volunteers from NL to put this my talent to test :-| grin
Politics › Re: Zamfara Women Protest Over Husband Scarcity by tender92(m): 6:41pm On Sep 26, 2013
in martin luther king jr voice

Ooh I have a Dream!!!

One day women will be doing the talking and men will be doing the listening.!
grin
Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Intimidated By Handsome Boys? by tender92(m): 8:16am On Sep 26, 2013
Lolz
Funny enough our Naija chicks are only intimidated by how much you got,your Ride and your Swagg
Politics › Re: Okija Indigenes Protest Over Arrest Of Traditional Ruler by tender92(m): 7:49pm On Sep 25, 2013
Dannylux: No one is above the law, nevertheless, a traditional ruler shouldn't be treated like a common criminal until proven guilty.
This is just a conspiracy to falsely incriminate the Igwe by the opposition..
Politics › Re: Okija Indigenes Protest Over Arrest Of Traditional Ruler by tender92(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2013
Dat waist.! cool

Neva knew our women are dis endowed grin

Eeeehm
Yes back to d topic..

I knw who is behind dis...
They beta release my igwe b4 nemesis catch wid Dem
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 11:07pm On Sep 24, 2013
[quote author=kay_bee]Got nothing yet bro[/quote]Have sent it again..if its not in ur inbox,check spam
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 8:48pm On Sep 24, 2013
exeasy: Johneseobaseki@gmail.com
Check ur inbox
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 6:28pm On Sep 24, 2013
[quote author=kay_bee]Boss Abeg you fit help me? I need am[/quote]Jux drop ur e-mail
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by tender92(m): 8:31am On Sep 24, 2013
Does anyone need help unlocking FIFA 14 without paying a dime.? wink grin
I got d hack..

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