₦airaland Forum

OredoPikin2:
Your father fit nor be your real father but you dey online dey troll another person.
If she says the child's mohbad, the child's mohbad
Make una allow the young lady have peace

women advocate if na your brother die like this under mysterious circumstances and you get reasons to believe say the child no be him own, you no go do am?

E easy for you to spew trash cause e no affect you personally.

spiceadole:
So despite all the bragging on social media, men are still planning on getting married.
This one wants to spend 3 million naira for the same marriage that they claim they do not have anything to benefit from.
Unbelievable!

if e no regret am, make I bend. There are tons of men who still believe their case would be different. We'll be here waiting for them to come and write the normal epistles.

muyico:
God forbid, it will soon be things of a past
Insurgency?? we will soon conquer them! Is matter of time

Omo your Delulu strong sha.

muyico:
ours party already won!
we playing d gamez
we understands most!

no worry when insurgents hit you and your family soon. Hope you'll come back here and he sptiing your usual rubbish. All of Una las las go understand the errors in Una ways

WatchYourSix:
Women say she want bone straight wig for birthday present:…cost na 900k
…. Guy man credit am the money….

Now that the money is in her account ….she open her mouth say shes finding difficult to debit her self 900k to buy ordinary wig…… na now she realised say na ordinary wig

Omo ehn. Those creatures ehn.

OGOLMEKZ95:
We the Igbos are safe and healthy in our rich in resources Eastern land.

smh. You know say Igbos dey Lagos ba? I'm a Deltan

SporaD8:
"Money is created to be spent!" That's the mentality of Nigerian banny.
Investment, saving or frugality makes no sense to them.

as long as no be their money.

Ibtxxo:
I gave a woman 500k to start a business for me on agreement she will be paying me weekly.
This girl ate the money within one month.
Can u imagine she finish 500k under one month.
It is hard to see girl who value money

I for call you mumu but I've been there. No try am again

OGOLMEKZ95:
E never reach when this bandits go turn Lagos upside down? Abeg, I can’t wait 😛

you think say you dey safe?

muyico:
Must you guyz do d same?? Bcus u wanna unsit Tinubu, wasting innocent soul, there many better way to unseat presido

god go punish you and Tinubu. Dem tell you say I be PDP supporter?

muyico:
But opposition parties should stop all this attrocity
Why wasting innocent soul
Bcus of president sit!
Desperate people

you're not well. When Jonathan was in power was this not the same thing Buhari and Tinubu your god did to unseat him?

helinues:
Are the Kwarans waiting for outsiders solutions before they can stop the madness?

do you have sense at all? Did you arm the kwarans the exact same way you're arming the terrorists? Abi na Dane gun and bow and arrow dem go use defeat terrorist?

I hope brain is not paining you

helinues:
President Tinubu is a failure in terms of security

Meanwhile, I thought the Kwara people always claim Ilorin is far from hell but close to heaven. Are they reversing their own saying with the insecurity in the state

na you dey talk this thing? Wait does this mean In terms of economy, infrastructure, power he's doing well?

Savvy19:
I met my girlfriend in February 2026 she is 20. She lost her parents few years ago. When we met she told me how she was raped in October 2025 in Abuja in the course of her work. After a month of dating, she told me she didn’t see her period, she then went for test and the nurse told her she is 3weeks pregnant. We tried aborting since weren’t ready yet for a child.

Due to how big her tummy was growing we decided she went for another scan. The scan result came out this April, 2026 and is plus 6 months pregnant. Doctor advised her pregnancy has gone far, hence aborting is not an option at this stage.

She told me that the pregnancy is not mine. That it’s from the guy that raped her last year. Worst thing, she doesn’t even know anything about the guy.

I love this girl but i am not happy with the situation currently. I don’t want to train someone’s else child, let alone a child whom the father nobody knows. I’m contemplating on ending the relationship with her and assisting her in anyway possible as a neutral person not a boyfriend.

Please my fellow Nairalanders, your advice is highly appreciated

comot body son of man. No let foolish love blind you. She fit dey lie give you sef.

KobolanderSegun:
Na small boy for head. All that matters is winning no be who score. Sense no too dey him head. They need to bench him once in a while. When Madrid suppose dey use player like Endrik them loan am out. Endrik mind na to score no time for dribbling. You don check out Ameliasocurvy ? If you tell me this one na ai I go carry you go Covenant University Hospital make them pray for you.

I Neva check her out. I go get back to you. Her boobs big ba

3nity7:
Watin you do the man? If na me be the man I go arrest you, except she's your wife. Secondly, why will you guys be with someone you can't trust? For you to go to such extent of monitoring, then either you have trust issues or your woman is not trustworthy.

no worry you go learn. 🫵

babtoundey:
A close friend and formal colleague shared his revelation after checking his fiancee's phone. A relationship of three years then crashed in the pace of one night,one revelation!

The girlfriend visited. Prior to this visit the had a near six-week misunderstanding where both of them were distant from each other. What was the cause of the misunderstanding, the girlfriend insisted she is resolving to have no sex with him again until both are married. Before this development, they had been intimate not once twice or even six times. She just woke up one morning and said she had decided on not sex till after marriage

The guy resisted and they both went silent on each other for weeks. When eventually they resolved the disagreement, the lady visited. And the guy noticed she was avoiding picking a particular call. When she eventually picked, she told the caller the she was in her boyfriend's. He became suspicious and was curious to know who the caller was. His suspicion was heightened when she was overprotective of her phone.

He deployed a means to lure her out while he volunteered to help her charge her phone. Unsuspecting his intent, she left her phone. He checked her chat history and noticed she archived a particular message. He opened it and got to know that the woman he hoped to marry had been sending her nude to one random guy for the past one month.

He was heartbroken and is still heartbroken!

everybody go learn. Even you wey dey inside marriage. You go see shege 🫵

JimmySwaggart:
(1) I can never kneel down to propose to any lady
(2) I can never tell a woman I LOVE YOU, patapata I say I LIKE YOU, If she wants to be angry that's her problem. They are not worth investing your emotions into their affairs. They are absolute corn-fused creatures.

where is the lie?

KobolanderSegun:
Bros I dey feel you. But to dey para go give you high blood pressure, High blood pressure dat means you go dey buy medicine. Just relax and take it easy. Dey use YouTube to get publicity if you dey into business. All those Nigerians whey don bloo no be like say they get two head. Take it easy make you no raise your bp. Me I just dey watch football on top my smartphone if them one kpai people way dey noth e no consign me. I just dey enjoy my life. If I wan drink Garri, N200 groundnut and N100 sugar i go enjoy am. Madrid my team lost na Dem sabi I no fit dad for player wey de earn millions.

Na babe you need to cool body. I give you babe you come say na ai. Watin you wan make I do for you again ? Check out this babe called Ameliasocurvy, make you dey enjoy watin I dey enjoy

leave AI babe abeg 😂😂 even real babes dem be scam. Women wey devil dey learn work from. So you sef na Madrid fan. Omo. We gather dey. Yesterday I just look vinicius dey miss goals dey open him mighty teeth dey smile. Be like make I slap the idiot. E dey won compete with Mbappe.

The bastard no dey gree pass. God go punish an

KobolanderSegun:
Go join Army nah.... This one wey you just dey fight everyone for forum.... Your own too much . You even dey chook head inside Religious matter. I hope say you never put your location on top forum o.

But you sef you get energy..... Just dey fight up and down for forum. You need a babe. That is if you no go dey fight am come kpai am. Bros cool down and enjoy life

Use your energy to chase money

naija things dey vex me. Who go dey happy say the country dey useless dey go. I just dey para.

Audio attacks everytime from the army

HacheNoire:
Where did I state that?

If it might interest you, His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) does not play politics with human life’s. He is a master political strategist who does not need the blood of the innocent to get result.

With the strongest political base, network and structure since the existence of mankind, His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) will NEVER indulge in such criminal activities.

only if we knew where you're located. Then you'll have a taste

HacheNoire:
The opposition need to stop using human life’s to tarnish the image of the administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR).

This is a crime against humanity all in the quest to grab power.

The opposition should otherwise, indulge in healthy politics devoid of crimes.

wahlai. One day, you'll look back at the trails of wickedness and insensitivity you have left here and realize how wrong you were. I pray you feel the insecurity plaguing this country one way or another. Then you'll understand what it really means to be subjected to terrible governance. Maybe then you'll have a brain reset. For now, keep supporting evil. Your time would come.

Tosinville:
the guy matter just tire boyz, person wey suppose dey listen to Gunna sakpase podcast etc still dey listen to Beyonce halo in 2026, he will learn the hard way thru his girlfriend

e go learn. Experience is the best teacher

Double0h7:
Why am I laughing though?

ROTFL

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

Wetin be this? 😀

Richsteemit:
Everybody warn me, nairalanders warn. I was foolishly in love. all my sense don block. Until I check her phone. I swear I no fit cry. if you put Gun on my head I will never check any girl phone again in my life.. chaiiiii, im on a big trauma

This is now the beginning of my wickeness!!!!.


Thanks nairlanders for your advice, I was so stupid not to listen to una advice. Have learnt the hard way.. but aaah!!!!.

God go punish you if you no give us complete gist.

HacheNoire:
I will repeat again! Stop decimating western propaganda!

IT WILL NOT SELL!

which one is decimating again

StoryHaven:
Muhammed once told Aisha his wife that he was possessed by demons. In fact he said the "Angel" who delivered quran to him pressed his neck and wanted to suffocate him. Just add this to what you ponder on.

These head slammers don't know that a demon ministered to Mohammad. And he was their willing slave. They sought to adulterate everything in the bible. Hence why you see very few similarities. Everything demons touch they corrupt. I pity Muslims fa. They are ignorant. It's the way they fight for their idol for me. Lost souls.

geoworldedu:
1 Nigerians 2: 25-27

25. Let them not scam you with the story of rotten Jesus. He died many years ago and is now very rotten in his grave, but some foolish humans still worship a rotten meat.

26. Do not let them fool you as they fooled your ancestors. Jesus was a thief and he was nailed to death.

27. But his worshippers worshipped him and made him a deity. Beware not to fall for this trick, fellow Nigerians.

which one you be? ID yourself so I know where to start? A head slammer or an atheist?