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wow quite a joke,
Monica I think you are too perfect
Sorry Bush, You got it wrong this time around.


nice one there

She got a forehead really,
not bad

Hi people,

I am John Tumeun, 20yrs old from Benue State of Nigeria as you can read from my profile, don't forget, i'm a jambite too.
I need a phone pal (SMSing and Calling if possible), my numbers are 08066745471 and 08080329444, maybe you could need my email, they are 1life2live@enownow.com, coolterry_4u@yahoo.co.nz
I don't mean to cause any harm k? just trying to keep the chain of love and friendship rolling.

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Hi people,

I am John Tumeun, 20yrs old from Benue State of Nigeria as you can read from my profile, don't forget, i'm a jambite too.
I need a phone pal (SMSing and Calling if possible), my numbers are 08066745471 and 08080329444, maybe you could need my email, they are 1life2live@enownow.com, coolterry_4u@yahoo.co.nz
I dont mean to cause any harm k? just tryna keep the chain of love and friendship rolling.

ONE LUV!

ronkeakpe:
Terry1
Please could you tell me how much that of UniIlorin costs i.e. the postjamb form/examination?
Thanks.

@ronkeakpe, I don't know any damn thing about the university, i kept askin question on nairaland until a good Nairaland user sent this to my email, i don't know whether it will be of lil help 2 u;

enjoy my email;

[b]Please don't think you caused any inconvience by sending this mail. it is my pleasure.
i really want to help . The post jamb will be coming up next month(october). i can say the the date but it is next month . you will get admitted if you score above 180 but your jamb score will determine if you can secure a space in your department for the some departments have a cut off above 240, like medicine department.if you score above 240 and not a lagos and ogun state citizen then you can get admitted into any course provided you pass your jamb which pass mark is 40% which i know you will.
i must advice you, there will be no any form of test or examination , post jamb for the year is just a screening execrise, you don't need to read for it like jamb. they just test if you are a student that can pass any exam let say a junior wassce one did in JSS3, so it is that easy.Just know how to write a corret English with less error and remember how to apply little mathematice formulars.
I hope i have answer all your questions. if you feel i still to get your questions please you can call me on 08068053354 or keep to nairaland for i will post all important information about Unilorin on the site.
SO get these points:
1). Post jamb is just a screening execrise, not a test or exam
2). Unilorin will have it postjamb next month.
3).don't go to any post jamb lesson or keep reading any big textbooks for it is not a tes nor exam.
4).Plase don't be too egar to have the post jamb, release for you have pass you jamb and that is it, believe you have got admitted.
5). if you want something to get you occupied you can call me for a copy of your department syllabus so you get ahead of the class when you resume.
6) i repect POST JAMB is not something that one should be worry about for if you pass you GCE without EXPO , you will destroy POST JAMB one time.

From Bayo(NairaLand member).[/b]

I need some informations my self too, so a good Nairaland fellow sent this to my mail, lets share it out.


[b]Please don't think you caused any inconvience by sending this mail. it is my pleasure.
i really want to help . The post jamb will be coming up next month(october). i can say the the date but it is next month . you will get admitted if you score above 180 but your jamb score will determine if you can secure a space in your department for the some departments have a cut off above 240, like medicine department.if you score above 240 and not a lagos and ogun state citizen then you can get admitted into any course provided you pass your jamb which pass mark is 40% which i know you will.
i must advice you, there will be no any form of test or examination , post jamb for the year is just a screening execrise, you don't need to read for it like jamb. they just test if you are a student that can pass any exam let say a junior wassce one did in JSS3, so it is that easy.Just know how to write a corret English with less error and remember how to apply little mathematice formulars.
I hope i have answer all your questions. if you feel i still to get your questions please you can call me on 08068053354 or keep to nairaland for i will post all important information about Unilorin on the site.
SO get these points:
1). Post jamb is just a screening execrise, not a test or exam
2). Unilorin will have it postjamb next month.
3).don't go to any post jamb lesson or keep reading any big textbooks for it is not a tes nor exam.
4).Plase don't be too egar to have the post jamb, release for you have pass you jamb and that is it, believe you have got admitted.
5). if you want something to get you occupied you can call me for a copy of your department syllabus so you get ahead of the class when you resume.
6) i repect POST JAMB is not something that one should be worry about for if you pass you GCE without EXPO , you will destroy POST JAMB one time.

From Bayo(NairaLand member).[/b]

Oh thanks so much, though I'm not a Uniben Jambite but I know it will help those involved.
How I wish Unilorin will have the same online application form too, so I would fill mine as I am very far away from the University.
Good luck to every jambite on board.

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Nice move, Nigeria is really improving in education. But how can one apply to these newly universities,

Please any one with informations about unilorin, let me know, especially there aptitude test date.
I will appreciate, my emails are tumeunter@yahoo.com, 1life2live@enownow.com[b][/b]

Please if anyone has any idea on when university of ilorin will be writing there post ume please let me know my emails are [color=#990000]1life2live@enownow.com, tumeunter@yahoo.com[/color]

Please if anyone has any idea on when university of ilorin will be writing there post ume please let me know my emails are 1life2live@enownow.com, tumeunter@yahoo.com

Please if anyone has any idea on when university of ilorin will be writing there post ume please let me know my emails are 1life2live@enownow.com, tumeunter@yahoo.com

Hello,

Anyone has any idea on when University of Ilorin will be writing there post-ume examination please let me know, i will appreciate, my email is 1life2live@enownow.com or tumeunter@yahoo.com

Hello,

Anyone got information on when Unilorin is gonna conduct there Post UME examination?
Please let me know, i will appreciate

Hello,

With due respect to the site admin, Seun.

Don't you think it will be nice of you to offer us free emails@nairaland.com?

We are proud of Nairaland you know.

Nairalanders, what do you think?

Hello,

With due respect to the site admin Seun. thumps up for you.

Don't you think it will be very nice of you to offer us free emails@nairaland.com?

We are proud of the Nairaland forum you know.

Nairalanders, what do you think about this?

HELLO PEOPLE!


PLEASE DOES ANYONE KNOW THE DATE FOR THE PUE (POST UME EXAM) AT UNILORIN?
PLEASE I WILL LOVE IT SO MUCH.

THANKS ALL

I LOVE YOU ALL

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The most annoying site on net I tell you.

nice time peeps!

Long time no see, how far?

Please here I come again with my disturbance, anyone has any information about when WAEC (MAY/JUNE 2006) results will be out?

I'm curious, I have to use my results immediately, someone told me they are out but not on net at the moment, so if this information is true, how can one check it now

Have a nice day BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

@ uncolonize, thank you so much for these informations, I appreciate.
what about their dates as of now? I mean, the date for the attitude test and when the new session will be starting.

Thanks very much, once again, I appreciate.

Hello People,

I applied for English and Theatre Arts at University of Ilorin and I swear to God, I've never been there nor had any information about the University, I had 215 in my Jamb (UME), and I don't know anybody there, do you think I will be offered the admission? If yes, please kindly enlighten me about the university in particular and Ilorin in general if you know much about it.
I will be very pleased.

one love!

Hi,

Please this question goes particularly to the ladies,
What would you do if you come on a visit to your fiance's house and when sweeping his appartment, you come across three different ear-rings (one ear each) and the ear-rings are not yours

It happens to my friend, just wanna here your views about it.

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I
have all the money so we'll call me the
management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call
her the government. We'll call the maid the
working class, you are the people, and your baby
brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby
brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's
soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but
she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs
on the door but no one can here him.

The next day,
Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words
son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class
while the government is fast asleep. The people
are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

UME 2006/2007 is out. I've checked mine today, good luck to those involved.

Check and tell us what u've got and the university you've applied to, so we can discuss if you like.

I got 215 my first and second choice is university of ilorin first course choice is english, second is theatre arts.

25 MAY,

My birthday mates are uncountable, wow, take a look at this

jedisquare (20), philip (20), festus (23), Bilyaminu (27), KENNYD (28), nobosaba (20), jackson007 (20), Toby (29), kaspa (20), snow_angel (21), tnokwu (29), basharu (31), funmi4real (27), Chidiebere (31), maxtonalti (28), gaza (30), popoolwa (27), maki (26), asaka (29), dayus5 (26), popofem (26), kabirahmad (26), kemsho (27), lajo, iorhenter (36), sonics (21), danoskyy (24), jagupat (27), aize (24), Ima,Ela (26), karami25 (31)

Romantic & naughty, ROMANTIC MOST

Thanks for ur concern.

ONE LUV

Hi People,

Please kindly post your goodnight sweet sms (text messages) here,
I know some of you got them right now in your phones, lets share them
I need some for myself too

Thanks,

Yea I think all mentioned aren't bad but i think spiderman is best of them all, and cat woman oh sh!t, its a disapointment really.

ONE LUV

Hello People,

I got a question to ask, it may sound stupid, but please bring out your views so that I or any other person can make use of it too.

The question is:

WHAT IS LOVE?

Thanks, and have a nice day.

u wanna see whether UME is Bleep up so that u can register 4 MPCE?.

If anyone has an idea on how i can download James Hardly Chase novels on net, please he or she should help me out, i discoverd one myself but it did not have all the books i needed, its www.planetpdf.com.

Thanks.